July 4, 2023 • 12 mins
Scotty B and Andrew went to lunch and walked out of a restaurant after they already got a table. Then Scotty described the disgusting thing that happened next.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The fifteen minute Morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Here we go, we're all here. What are you doing, Danielle?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I made a mess water all over these nobby things,
and apparently the nobby things could turn us off or on,
so I'm not so sure we'll be on much longer.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'm just telling thank.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You for sharing. You're welcome. Here we go this. What's wrong, Nate?
Speaker 6 (00:35):
The nobby things?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Daniel's been doing this for how long?
Speaker 6 (00:38):
It's it's a button.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's a button.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Shut the up.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's a button.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There's buttons, there's styles, the levers.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Let me very clear with you.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
If you yell at Danielle, hell hath no fury her,
her fans, her fans.
Speaker 8 (00:54):
Will I know I've already pissed off half of the
universe today, more than a froggies.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I never make fun of Daniel or Gandhi.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Do not mess with the min arrows.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
This is a button, But I could say it's a nobby.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You turn like this like a die. That's how you're
doing about that?
Speaker 9 (01:13):
Deanna?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
How do you do it?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Harry?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Like this?
Speaker 9 (01:17):
That in school?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hey, Anyway, the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I'm here
with Nate, who's totally fucked up, and there's Scotty b
who is a story to show in a second.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
And there's Gandhi, and there's Scarty, and there's of course
Garrett into Danielle Hello, turn in her knobby things things.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So, uh, should we get Andrew in here for this conversation?
Speaker 9 (01:39):
I mean it's not really all that exciting, but sure,
but you can.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
So.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Scotty says that he had a lunch Andrew, no, can
we go get.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wait Garrett went to go get him.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I think I saw Scotty post about this yesterday and
I thought this guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So Scotty Bee and Andrew had a lunch yesterdaypparently, and
I'm dying to find out what happened.
Speaker 9 (02:02):
Well, first of all, Andrew actually came in and recorded
an episode of Serial Killers yesterday.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Woah.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
I did, yes, and you know, to celebrate, I was like, hey,
you know, maybe we should go off for lunch after,
you know, So we were going to go out for
lunch and we went out into the street and looked
around and he's like, well, what do you want? I said,
I don't know, you know. So we pretty much stood
on a corner for ten minutes and he's like, well,
you know, we can go here or here or here,
And then we decided to just walk and I was like,
(02:29):
oh my god, look they're sushi. I said, let's have sushi.
That would be great. So it looked like a beautiful place.
It was called Beyond Sushi. We went in there. He's like,
table for two please. We sat down so nice. Andrew
started drinking his water and playing with his chopsticks, and
then the menus came and it was like, huh, spicy
tuna in quotes, they have some salmon in quotes.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
They got beyond sushi.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Beyond sushi.
Speaker 9 (02:54):
I know that, but I but I didn't think of that, so,
you know. And then I said, Andrew, we can't eat here.
He's like, yeah, I don't think we can. I said,
what do we do? Do we have to leave money?
Or can we just get up?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
And why can you just try it?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I was looking forward to it, you weren't. I said
they had beyond chicken. And that's when I knew the
chicken that's with the they got rid of the sea
and it's just the k Yeah, I was looking forward
to trying, and.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We both did no.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
We both did a face palm, and You're like, I'll
go tell them.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I did not fait.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Well, first of all, it took like at least thirty
minutes before we even pay.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I bet this is I bet this is not the
first time someone walked into Beyond Sushi, yeah, and decided
we can't stay here Beyond Sushi.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Well, he was the one who told me. He's like, well,
what are we going to do? Because I can't just leave?
And I'm like, yes, you can, you can't. I think
when I went up there, I said, hey, we didn't
know what was vegan. I'm so sorry, and the guy
was just like, Yep, no worries. You could tell it's
definitely happen.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
So then we get so sensitive about hurting their feelings.
You're not kidding as long as you do it politely exactly.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
But I think it's because you already drank the water
and you you you know, you defiled their glass?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Did you leave a tip?
Speaker 9 (04:01):
It?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Threw five dollars down and walk out.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
And that's what I was gonna do. I was like,
should we leave some money?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (04:06):
I did, go, Yes, I did. I said, now you
just said you were going I will kill you.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I said, should we leave some money?
Speaker 9 (04:13):
And you're like, no, I'll go tell them, no, dude, no,
I said, should we leave some money? No, I'm out.
I'm not dealing with this by seriously.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, no, no, no, come on, come on, let's not let
let's not let this turn into this.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
But he did not say that.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I just wanted to have money.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
You didn't, but you fucking said it.
Speaker 9 (04:32):
I said, should we leave something to actually reach into
your pocket and leave the money or did you just
say no?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
He's like, I'll take care of it. And he went
up there to take care of it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Okay, No, we gotta go. So I said, okay, I'll
go tell them we're gonna live.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
So maybe today you take some money, right.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well, he wanted to so he can fulfill his promise
of wanting to do something.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
I'm not paying attention anymore. You're an asshole, that's all.
So anyway, so we left, Okay, okay, so where did
you have lunch? Well, so then we looked around and
Benny Hannah was right across the street, and I'm like,
they have sushi.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I love Benny Hana so we didn't go there. Oh okay.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
So then across the street from there there was another
places like, oh, Ramen. We were gonna go to Ramen. Anyway,
let's go to Ramen. So we walked into this place.
It spelled like both of my dead grandparents lying on
top of each other. It was disgusting. It's just it's sight.
But we went in there and we had ramen and
it was it was pretty okay. They brought me the
wrong thing, but the food was okay.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
But then benby Hannah.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
But then see, I have another part of the story.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
No, I hit pause on the story.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do you really want to hear this?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
It's disgusting?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Is just like, let's make a deal, Yes it is.
Do we have to choose what's behind door?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Number choo?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
There's a number two involved?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
No, one point five.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Is the one point five? I didn't short well.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I didn't questions. It's either way doing this or not.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Why do we always end up talking about poop scotty
be it takes us to brown Town.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
It wasn't pooh, it's not pooh, it's not poo poo.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's brown Town.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
It's from the same general area, but it's not pooh?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
What the what else comes out there?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
So? Anyway, okay, so we had ramen.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
It was pretty.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Andrew doesn't even know. Andrew doesn't know. The only one
I told was Froggy went on my way home, and
then I told Maate.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
This morning, I got it. I got the headline this morning.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
That's what I got was So it's it's funny like
something like this happens. I think of Froggy right away
and I called him.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do we really want to hear more Pooh stories?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's not poo, it's not really pooh, but could it be?
Speaker 9 (06:44):
If you want me to tell you, Let's take a vote.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Who wants to hear this story? Gandhi? I do want
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm already halfway the end, so yeah, what about you?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Gu I heard part of it. I'm out, Oh boy, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Danielle, I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Sont no, but no, you don't count.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
It might be hey, it might be anti climactic.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm saying no, but obviously we're out voted.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So now no, because from reading the room here, I'm
now out.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Too late too, l the Grammys, you can't vote for
beance now when you know you should have.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
He's like, oh, everyone else would it one way?
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Tell what I mean, nobody's gonna like me after this anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I don't like you anyway.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
So I was driving home, okay, and the food that
I ate did not agree with me very well. So
as I was in the car driving home, I passed gas,
like really loud and hard at the same exact moment
that I was yawning and intaking air, and it was
so disgusting that I threw up in my mouth a
(07:46):
little bit. I ate my fart and vomited.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, you ate your vomit and farted.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
No, I ate my fart. That's what made it vomit
because I was yawning, you know when you take care
as you're yawning, and I farted at the same time,
and it smelled so bad that I ate it and
I threw up in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Oh, I'm actually really glad we heard that story. I
ate my fart disgusting.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Yeah, that's all. I won't go back to that place.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
They don't want you back, Yeah, Nate, you gotta Nate
get back over.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Do you guys preview the places you're walking into?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Not this side the place with my phone and Google rating,
and if it's at three point seven, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm not going in.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Okay, So we have computers in our pockets.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
There's no reason for this.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I'm went scary on this one.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I don't really mind the rating. I never really care,
but like you have to, just doesn't care. He he didn't
want to do like I would say, let's go get
a cheeseburger. I can't do it. Let's go to this place.
It's too bougie. They wear suits. Let's go here to
this pup. I don't want a chicken pot pie? What
do you want?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
The universe got him for all that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
By the way, they inhaled his part in vomit.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Is there such a Is there such a thing as
black salt?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Or was it dirt?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Yes? Yes, they sold you dirt.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Well there was adamammy. It had black chunks all over.
I thought it was dirt.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
We were walking, No, we were.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Walking in the street, and he was like reading the menu.
I was already halfway down the block and I literally screamed, hey, grandpa,
let's go, because he was taking forever.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I'm sure ever you should have chosen Benny Hanna but
knowing you guys, you would walk in it's a comedy
club called Bennie haha, because you both have no frigging
clue about how to maneuver through this world, especially in
New York City.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I am so yesterday when you guys were inviting me
to lot, I said.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
No, they're hill billies, don't These are the hillbillies come
to town.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I don't trust.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I am not the hill billy taking the hill bill billy.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
But I really want can we go for sushi today?
I want sushi, like real sushi.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
You know, I will tell you if you wait till
eleven forty five, No Boo on fifty seventh Street is open.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
He wasn't gonna do that because I mentioned that one.
He's like, no, too expensive to bougie. So we went
to Beyond Sushi that had the fake sushi and the
fake salmon, and then had to leave and he was
gonna leave five dollars, but he did it.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
And then you then you have held your part involved.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
It was a fun day. And then when I got home,
I like bounced on the seat in the car to
make sure that it wasn't still in the seat.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Okay, we can move on from this story.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Now I gotta go to the DMV.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Goodlos, You're gonna be the hottest one there.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I'm gonna be the hottest person of the DMV.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I hope so addressed for it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm supposed to go to physical therapy from my ankle today.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I don't want to go.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well, then you have to go.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Well, you really should go.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
If you want to get better, you should go. It's encouraged. Okay,
let's take a vote. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going,
But can't you go a few times? Then learn what
they teach you and then.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Be like, like I've been in physical therapy more times
than I care to count. If you go, learn the exercises,
and actually do the exercises on your own time, you
don't have to go back.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Does it work?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Sometimes?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Not?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
For me?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Sometimes.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Can you just YouTube this?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They kind of have to diagnose exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, it's a special physical therapy.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It worked out great for him.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Well, I was sure the exercise.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's you know, it's different injuries on different people.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I went because they were trying to figure out my
migraine situation. So they were like, Oh, you need to
like get everything up here stronger, Isaac. But I don't
know what exactly causes my migraines. They're like, that's okay,
they're gonna give you a bunch of exercises. Every exercise
they gave me caused me to have a migraine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, forget this.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
My experience with physical therapy. It's the first thing that
they can get you to do to try and I
prove it other than taking steroids of tilent. All right,
and if that doesn't work, then you go back to
the doctor. It'll be surgery.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Anyway. What else we've talked about inhaling farts and I
don't know that we.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Can really get any better than that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I think we should have ended there.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
They say we should end on a high, right, that's
this is as high as we can get.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
That is friggin sad.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
I just want to know why he feels like he
should tell people that it's my life.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
What can I tell you?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
It's Scotty.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's honest, Scottie.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Is what you see is what you get.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
What you inhale is what you've never DoD.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You'll always tell you all how your own time. Scotty.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Yeah, we worried about twelve minutes or so day.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So everyone say goodbye.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
I want to go for lunch.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Lunch, no way.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The fifteen minute Morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Here we go, we're all here. What are you doing, Danielle?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I made a mess water all over these nobby things,
and apparently the nobby things could turn us off or on,
so I'm not so sure we'll be on much longer.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'm just telling thank.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You for sharing. You're welcome. Here we go this. What's wrong, Nate?
Speaker 6 (00:35):
The nobby things?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Daniel's been doing this for how long?
Speaker 6 (00:38):
It's it's a button.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's a button.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Shut the up.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's a button.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There's buttons, there's styles, the levers.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Let me very clear with you.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
If you yell at Danielle, hell hath no fury her,
her fans, her fans.
Speaker 8 (00:54):
Will I know I've already pissed off half of the
universe today, more than a froggies.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I never make fun of Daniel or Gandhi.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Do not mess with the min arrows.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
This is a button, But I could say it's a nobby.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You turn like this like a die. That's how you're
doing about that?
Speaker 9 (01:13):
Deanna?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
How do you do it?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Harry?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Like this?
Speaker 9 (01:17):
That in school?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hey, Anyway, the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I'm here
with Nate, who's totally fucked up, and there's Scotty b
who is a story to show in a second.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
And there's Gandhi, and there's Scarty, and there's of course
Garrett into Danielle Hello, turn in her knobby things things.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So, uh, should we get Andrew in here for this conversation?
Speaker 9 (01:39):
I mean it's not really all that exciting, but sure,
but you can.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
So.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Scotty says that he had a lunch Andrew, no, can
we go get.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wait Garrett went to go get him.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I think I saw Scotty post about this yesterday and
I thought this guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So Scotty Bee and Andrew had a lunch yesterdaypparently, and
I'm dying to find out what happened.
Speaker 9 (02:02):
Well, first of all, Andrew actually came in and recorded
an episode of Serial Killers yesterday.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Woah.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
I did, yes, and you know, to celebrate, I was like, hey,
you know, maybe we should go off for lunch after,
you know, So we were going to go out for
lunch and we went out into the street and looked
around and he's like, well, what do you want? I said,
I don't know, you know. So we pretty much stood
on a corner for ten minutes and he's like, well,
you know, we can go here or here or here,
And then we decided to just walk and I was like,
(02:29):
oh my god, look they're sushi. I said, let's have sushi.
That would be great. So it looked like a beautiful place.
It was called Beyond Sushi. We went in there. He's like,
table for two please. We sat down so nice. Andrew
started drinking his water and playing with his chopsticks, and
then the menus came and it was like, huh, spicy
tuna in quotes, they have some salmon in quotes.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
They got beyond sushi.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Beyond sushi.
Speaker 9 (02:54):
I know that, but I but I didn't think of that, so,
you know. And then I said, Andrew, we can't eat here.
He's like, yeah, I don't think we can. I said,
what do we do? Do we have to leave money?
Or can we just get up?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
And why can you just try it?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I was looking forward to it, you weren't. I said
they had beyond chicken. And that's when I knew the
chicken that's with the they got rid of the sea
and it's just the k Yeah, I was looking forward
to trying, and.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We both did no.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
We both did a face palm, and You're like, I'll
go tell them.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I did not fait.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Well, first of all, it took like at least thirty
minutes before we even pay.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I bet this is I bet this is not the
first time someone walked into Beyond Sushi, yeah, and decided
we can't stay here Beyond Sushi.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Well, he was the one who told me. He's like, well,
what are we going to do? Because I can't just leave?
And I'm like, yes, you can, you can't. I think
when I went up there, I said, hey, we didn't
know what was vegan. I'm so sorry, and the guy
was just like, Yep, no worries. You could tell it's
definitely happen.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
So then we get so sensitive about hurting their feelings.
You're not kidding as long as you do it politely exactly.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
But I think it's because you already drank the water
and you you you know, you defiled their glass?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Did you leave a tip?
Speaker 9 (04:01):
It?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Threw five dollars down and walk out.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
And that's what I was gonna do. I was like,
should we leave some money?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (04:06):
I did, go, Yes, I did. I said, now you
just said you were going I will kill you.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I said, should we leave some money?
Speaker 9 (04:13):
And you're like, no, I'll go tell them, no, dude, no,
I said, should we leave some money? No, I'm out.
I'm not dealing with this by seriously.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, no, no, no, come on, come on, let's not let
let's not let this turn into this.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
But he did not say that.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I just wanted to have money.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
You didn't, but you fucking said it.
Speaker 9 (04:32):
I said, should we leave something to actually reach into
your pocket and leave the money or did you just
say no?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
He's like, I'll take care of it. And he went
up there to take care of it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Okay, No, we gotta go. So I said, okay, I'll
go tell them we're gonna live.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
So maybe today you take some money, right.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well, he wanted to so he can fulfill his promise
of wanting to do something.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
I'm not paying attention anymore. You're an asshole, that's all.
So anyway, so we left, Okay, okay, so where did
you have lunch? Well, so then we looked around and
Benny Hannah was right across the street, and I'm like,
they have sushi.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I love Benny Hana so we didn't go there. Oh okay.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
So then across the street from there there was another
places like, oh, Ramen. We were gonna go to Ramen. Anyway,
let's go to Ramen. So we walked into this place.
It spelled like both of my dead grandparents lying on
top of each other. It was disgusting. It's just it's sight.
But we went in there and we had ramen and
it was it was pretty okay. They brought me the
wrong thing, but the food was okay.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
But then benby Hannah.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
But then see, I have another part of the story.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
No, I hit pause on the story.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do you really want to hear this?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
It's disgusting?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Is just like, let's make a deal, Yes it is.
Do we have to choose what's behind door?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Number choo?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
There's a number two involved?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
No, one point five.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Is the one point five? I didn't short well.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I didn't questions. It's either way doing this or not.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Why do we always end up talking about poop scotty
be it takes us to brown Town.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
It wasn't pooh, it's not pooh, it's not poo poo.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's brown Town.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
It's from the same general area, but it's not pooh?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
What the what else comes out there?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
So? Anyway, okay, so we had ramen.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
It was pretty.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Andrew doesn't even know. Andrew doesn't know. The only one
I told was Froggy went on my way home, and
then I told Maate.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
This morning, I got it. I got the headline this morning.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
That's what I got was So it's it's funny like
something like this happens. I think of Froggy right away
and I called him.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do we really want to hear more Pooh stories?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's not poo, it's not really pooh, but could it be?
Speaker 9 (06:44):
If you want me to tell you, Let's take a vote.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Who wants to hear this story? Gandhi? I do want
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm already halfway the end, so yeah, what about you?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Gu I heard part of it. I'm out, Oh boy, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Danielle, I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Sont no, but no, you don't count.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
It might be hey, it might be anti climactic.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm saying no, but obviously we're out voted.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So now no, because from reading the room here, I'm
now out.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Too late too, l the Grammys, you can't vote for
beance now when you know you should have.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
He's like, oh, everyone else would it one way?
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Tell what I mean, nobody's gonna like me after this anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I don't like you anyway.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
So I was driving home, okay, and the food that
I ate did not agree with me very well. So
as I was in the car driving home, I passed gas,
like really loud and hard at the same exact moment
that I was yawning and intaking air, and it was
so disgusting that I threw up in my mouth a
(07:46):
little bit. I ate my fart and vomited.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, you ate your vomit and farted.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
No, I ate my fart. That's what made it vomit
because I was yawning, you know when you take care
as you're yawning, and I farted at the same time,
and it smelled so bad that I ate it and
I threw up in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Oh, I'm actually really glad we heard that story. I
ate my fart disgusting.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Yeah, that's all. I won't go back to that place.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
They don't want you back, Yeah, Nate, you gotta Nate
get back over.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Do you guys preview the places you're walking into?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Not this side the place with my phone and Google rating,
and if it's at three point seven, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm not going in.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Okay, So we have computers in our pockets.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
There's no reason for this.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I'm went scary on this one.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I don't really mind the rating. I never really care,
but like you have to, just doesn't care. He he didn't
want to do like I would say, let's go get
a cheeseburger. I can't do it. Let's go to this place.
It's too bougie. They wear suits. Let's go here to
this pup. I don't want a chicken pot pie? What
do you want?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
The universe got him for all that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
By the way, they inhaled his part in vomit.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Is there such a Is there such a thing as
black salt?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Or was it dirt?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Yes? Yes, they sold you dirt.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Well there was adamammy. It had black chunks all over.
I thought it was dirt.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
We were walking, No, we were.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Walking in the street, and he was like reading the menu.
I was already halfway down the block and I literally screamed, hey, grandpa,
let's go, because he was taking forever.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I'm sure ever you should have chosen Benny Hanna but
knowing you guys, you would walk in it's a comedy
club called Bennie haha, because you both have no frigging
clue about how to maneuver through this world, especially in
New York City.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I am so yesterday when you guys were inviting me
to lot, I said.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
No, they're hill billies, don't These are the hillbillies come
to town.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I don't trust.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I am not the hill billy taking the hill bill billy.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
But I really want can we go for sushi today?
I want sushi, like real sushi.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
You know, I will tell you if you wait till
eleven forty five, No Boo on fifty seventh Street is open.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
He wasn't gonna do that because I mentioned that one.
He's like, no, too expensive to bougie. So we went
to Beyond Sushi that had the fake sushi and the
fake salmon, and then had to leave and he was
gonna leave five dollars, but he did it.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
And then you then you have held your part involved.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
It was a fun day. And then when I got home,
I like bounced on the seat in the car to
make sure that it wasn't still in the seat.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Okay, we can move on from this story.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Now I gotta go to the DMV.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Goodlos, You're gonna be the hottest one there.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I'm gonna be the hottest person of the DMV.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I hope so addressed for it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm supposed to go to physical therapy from my ankle today.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I don't want to go.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well, then you have to go.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Well, you really should go.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
If you want to get better, you should go. It's encouraged. Okay,
let's take a vote. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going,
But can't you go a few times? Then learn what
they teach you and then.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Be like, like I've been in physical therapy more times
than I care to count. If you go, learn the exercises,
and actually do the exercises on your own time, you
don't have to go back.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Does it work?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Sometimes?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Not?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
For me?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Sometimes.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Can you just YouTube this?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They kind of have to diagnose exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, it's a special physical therapy.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It worked out great for him.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Well, I was sure the exercise.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's you know, it's different injuries on different people.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I went because they were trying to figure out my
migraine situation. So they were like, Oh, you need to
like get everything up here stronger, Isaac. But I don't
know what exactly causes my migraines. They're like, that's okay,
they're gonna give you a bunch of exercises. Every exercise
they gave me caused me to have a migraine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, forget this.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
My experience with physical therapy. It's the first thing that
they can get you to do to try and I
prove it other than taking steroids of tilent. All right,
and if that doesn't work, then you go back to
the doctor. It'll be surgery.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Anyway. What else we've talked about inhaling farts and I
don't know that we.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Can really get any better than that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I think we should have ended there.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
They say we should end on a high, right, that's
this is as high as we can get.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
That is friggin sad.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
I just want to know why he feels like he
should tell people that it's my life.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
What can I tell you?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
It's Scotty.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's honest, Scottie.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Is what you see is what you get.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
What you inhale is what you've never DoD.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You'll always tell you all how your own time. Scotty.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Yeah, we worried about twelve minutes or so day.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So everyone say goodbye.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
I want to go for lunch.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Lunch, no way.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
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