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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present fifteen Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, well, well what do we have here? Happy Halloween?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh those dogs don't like it when I dress as
a cow ghost hell anyway, go away, I'll take this off.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It was fun while at last were we just talking
to We were just talking about something. What was it? Uh,
stroke victims or a monster man. She's really about an
orgy that too. We're gonna get to that in a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But so you did a since as you know, Nate
has had two strokes, he feels it's okay for him
to do a stroke victim.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm the one person that can make this joke. So
we were carving pumpkins yesterday and this was the pumpkin
that I chose to carve.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He's a little he looks like had was that intentional?
Or that was intentional?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
As a two time stroke survivor, I feel like I
can do this stroke pump He's kind of case of
the saggy. Now he does. You can do whatever you
want to do. That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, so there's that, okay monster mash. Someone sent us
a text saying the monster mash is about an orgy
of sex party or something.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Is it. Yeah, it's not. Once in the song do
they talk about them.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Dancing, So it should be called the Monster Smash.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
True, And the song goes start with I was working
in the lab late one night, which is how a
lot of porns do start.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, I'm pulling up to lyrics. Okay, we'll wait, let's end.
Thank you. Oh look, look, I'm like I'm telling a
scary story.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I was working in the lab late one night when
my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my monster. From
his slab began to rise. That could be his dick.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yeah, the slab is balls backwards exactly, it's missing and
l but still.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And suddenly, to my surprise, he did the monster mash.
It was a graveyard smash. It caught on in a flash.
He did the monster mash from my laboratory in the
castle east to the master bedroom where the vampire's feast.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The ghouls all came.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
From their humble of boats to get a joke from
my electrodes.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow, wow, let's discuss.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
And that was personification of the penis there earlier, because
he's giving the penis human traits. But it gets it's
getting up, it's dancing, it's immediate emitting electrodes.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
I think we're really digging for this one poetry emitting.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Electrodes personification when it admits electrodes.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Okay, so is it true? Did anyone google to see
what the Monster mash really is truly about?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I didn't, but I will now.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
That was my cue for God, please, because you're the
one who always looks stuff.
Speaker 9 (03:24):
Up the Googler.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, talk the fastest.
Speaker 10 (03:27):
I just learned that it was banned in the in
the BBC back when it first came out in the
sixties because it was too morbid for radio.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Moreaded get a load of this show? Morbid? What's morbid
about the Monster? I'm trying to read?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
There is a line here, There's a line that says
the coffin Bangers were about to arrive.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's kind of gross. By the way, Tom Pulman's about
to walk in this inappropriate moment with Tomman.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
He hates us so much inappropriate moments with Tom.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He's coming walking in.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Do you have had phones ready for him?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He's good.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Costume.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's now time for an inappropriate moment with Tom Pullman.
But costumes. Okay, got it? Hi, guys, congratulations, Tom's a
grand Yeah, I'm addressed as a grandfather. What do you think?
That is so cool. We're very happy for you, Thank
(04:37):
you very much.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Costume is an elephant.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Tom. By the way, it's an elephant.
Speaker 11 (04:41):
Okay, I'm gonna ask thanks for saving me that I
would have had to leave the office.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
We can't talk in appropriately around you. Well, congratulations, Thank
you father. That's so cool.
Speaker 11 (04:57):
Yeah, it's crazy how much they change every single day,
you know. Yeah, right, it's he's four days in still. Hey,
you know in Tolmena are the same age. I feel
like I'm losing out. I need a grand kid.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Yeah, get on it, better start now.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I got to have the kid first. But anyway, so
we were just talking about the Monster Mash. Remember that
that big hit. Yeah, someone told us it's not really
about a dancing monster, it's about a sex orgy. Really, Yes,
I didn't hear that. I thought you, being the musicologist
that you know.
Speaker 11 (05:29):
Wow, you know what that was before I got into radio.
I don't know what they were doing back then. But well,
penis Head is over there. Do some googling.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Did you find out what it says about the Monster Mash?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
But it's really about everything it says about. You know
what the song is about. It's all conjecture from people
after the fact. So the guy who wrote it is saying, no,
it was just meant to make people dance and solidify
me as a quirky musician. But then all of these
other people are like, no, it's absolutely about an orgy.
So he never says that. Everyone else just does.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, here did that come out? Sixties ninety.
Speaker 11 (06:06):
Women? It was the sixties, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, Grandpa, we weren't even alive.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Yeah, I know. It's a miracle. We finally got a song.
Well that is all the holiday songs.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
We're very happy for you, Tom and your birthday. Your
birthday was the day after your grandson was born, right.
Speaker 11 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, he missed me by twelve hours.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh it doesn't matter. You can still celebrate together. That's
so cool.
Speaker 11 (06:29):
We'll we get our own day. He's already overshadowing me though. Yeah, yeah, nothing,
you're all jealous over your.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Grand Next year, they don't even remember your birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, well, Tom, thanks for granddad. There he goes Tom Pulman.
I love him.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's pretty awesome. This is I think the record for
him usually leaves the room much sooner than sooner.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I think this monster mash was originally written to just
be a goofy song and then people really ran with it.
But I can see why there's a lot of Uh,
here's a question. It could be a double on time.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Lady with add We should have asked Tom this does
is Bobby Boris still alive and the Crip Kickers?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Does he get money when we just played that? I
don't know. I feel like he would right. I feel
like in.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
The sixties and seventies they didn't make those kinds of deals.
Like I heard the entire cast of Gilligan's Island and
the Brady Bunch they all got screwed because their shows
are shown every single day to this day and they
don't get a penny worth of royalty thing.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yes, he died in two thousand and seven from leukemia.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh, I really don't know how far back the licensing
goes for songs or music.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Yeah, nowadays they'll have that written into a contract, But
back then, wasn't.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Wait, wasn't there a thing where you couldn't sing Happy
Birthday because it was trademarks.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You couldn't see a happy Birthday in a commercial setting,
like if you did it in a restaurant, that's considered
a performance that people are paying for and you have
to pay royalties on it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
But I'm now expired because it becomes public domain after
seventy seven years, right, yeah, I think I.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Can't wait till I'm seventy seven. I've become public domain.
So a little fun fact about the Monster Mash.
Speaker 10 (08:24):
The song wrote itself in a half hour and took
less than a half hour, then took another half hour
to record it, So an hour's worth of work. And
that's how the Monster Mash came about.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Look at that and it just really it really stands
the test of top Well, they don't make new Halloween
songs anymore. Well made them back then.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I feel like a lot of songs that we listened
to normally, like Disturbia, people play that for Halloween, right.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, But you're old enough to remember this, and I
scare you're a school you're a you know, a fan
of the school of music. Didn't they do a lot
of those kitschy songs in the sixties, like that the
Witch Doctors song?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, and uh and the Bird yeah, the bird. That
was the thing. It wasn't the horn flying purple people
right yellow. No, No, it's not Halloween.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We're talking about. We're just talking about Kitchie songs. In
the sixties. They a lot of of those songs came
out and you tried to do that today. But what
they're coming to take me away? Ha ha they're coming.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
But I bet you one of those songs got big
on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The kids would love it. Yes, that's you got to
put it.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
The thing is is these songs, uh they wrote them thinking, Wow,
this will be a mager, a major hit.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Easy bitchy teny weeny yellow, Poketon, Bikini, this is gonna
be number one, And it was all these songs charted.
They were They were just like the songs we play
every ten minutes. Like whatever they did those songs you
would hear any bitty teeny weeny yell pucket, but whatever bikini.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You would need it like every hour and ten minutes
for disco duck. Oh god, what is that? That's not okay,
I'll looka later. That was later than the sixties. That
was a ricked ease seventies. It was seventy seventy six
or seventy seven. Yeah, he came up with Disco duck.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
Did you guys know that Bobby Pickett after the Monster
Mash made a monster Holiday song which was trying to
go off of the Monster Mash?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Did know that? As a matter of fact, do we
have that? Scary? See if that's in the system. Let's see.
Let me check the Bobby Bors ticket catalog.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
No hour be about an orgy, can't be a holiday orgy?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Here is right here. Listen, we don't have it.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Christmas the costly my monsters were heavy, real tied castles,
the trees all.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Trimmed in goolieh stagents like well sangs. You know you're
gonna ride ride that horse as long as you came.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Then back in nineteen eighty five, if you release the
monster rap, you have that. Uh not not on this article,
but I get it.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
That's okay. Don't don't work too hard finding that easy
Google ones.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
But okay, So now you say, like the the newest
song that could be considered a good song appropriately appropriate
problem anyway would be disturbing a derby.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
I never and even that's about ten years old, maybe
a little more.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, we just don't make them like they used to.
That's right, they never used to.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
I mean the Disney Channel has like calling all the monsters,
which is like a couple of years old, I guess now,
but like they like the Monster High all that stuff.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
So but we have to watch the Disney Channel to see.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
It, right, Yeah, it's yeah, all right. Well I've voted
someone between now next Halloween write a new hit. Hey,
it is the last day of October, the birthday of
our Froggy. We love our Froggy. Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It is Halloween.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
It also means tomorrow is November. I'm already started by mustache.
You can't see it because it's silvery. It will show up.
I know that Alex has been growing his mustache up
for a few days, getting ready for November for very
personal reasons, and he wants to come on the show
and talk about that, and I'm so proud of him.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We'll get to that when we get to that.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Daniels looks great. Daniel's mustache. I'm like Wolverine. I could
shave right now and I have a full mustache by
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Garrett, can you let it go the whole month?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
I can, but my wife's birthdays and at the end
of November, if I have a mustache like that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We all have to do it. Fine, your wife's birthday
is not on the things, doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I can go the whole month and look like this. Still,
I am a pro. I can't grow anything. Hey, Garrett,
just wait, just do it.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
As long as you can do it, I'll do it
up until my wife's birthday.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I would love to see some mustache wax on your own.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I promised Sam that I would shave the day before
her wedding because I don't want to look like a
scrub at her wedding.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Oh no, that's right. We have to shave for the wedding. Okay,
but that's okay. We'll get a we'll get a good move.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
And are you're going to be in the in the
bridal party picture?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
But I'm sure I'll be in a picture somewhere. Oh Sam,
can we get Sam in here?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
All of old people?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Who is so charity driven? I'm sure she doesn't care.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
No, she was excited when I told her I would
shave for her. By the way, Nate just got up
from the chair like this hasn't left Nate, you know,
Ellen degenerous.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
She could have walked without making noises like that.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
That's right, I'll be right.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Well, if you missed it earlier, he was dressed as
Ellen Degenerous because he dances like her.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
He went to get Sam, but I just called her
on the intercom, which is much faster. Look at that
using technology to your advantage.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
You remember thoself jeepers creepers, jeepers creepers get for those
Halloween was it?
Speaker 9 (14:03):
I don't know. It sounds like a deeper screen.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Here.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm Sam, He Co'm Sam?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
There's Sam? Hey? Sam?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know this is November? Yes, and your well, your
wedding is in November November as well. So what happens
if we all show up with mustashes?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I mean, is that a bad thing? Maybe I should join?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Should I not shave my legs for the for the
month and show up like that?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Who yours?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I didn't think you would.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Scottie Bee said that you were excited to find out
he was shaving for your wedding.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Well, because his intent was really nice.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
So I appreciate him him caring and doing that for me,
not because I don't want him to have Oh.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
See he made it sound like you were not having
him with facial hair at the wedding.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's a dope, that is.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
I mean, you're you run that risk either way, my love,
f But I really appreciate you thinking of me.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Why don't I don't want to offend you at your wedding.
Speaker 12 (14:54):
And you know, I really think the only way anyone's
going to offend me is if they show up in
a white dress like I think that's the linement and
that's it, and it's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I look really good and white.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
All right, well, good, all right, just let I just
want to kind of like throw that in and see
see how you responded.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Can't wait to see your fuzzy faces. Okay, good, there
you go. Remember at the wedding. Love you excited? Love you, Sam?
There you go? So what else you want to discuss?
Thinks we're about fifteen minutes?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Wow? This was a hitting, a heavy hitting fifteen minute
morning really was Anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I have a beautiful, beautiful Halloween, Happy birthday, Froggy, and
we'll see each other tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
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