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June 28, 2023 10 mins

Diamond's skating party is kind of a mess , who is and isn't going?!?! 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, okay, who's excited for roller skating today?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I am Scotty is being such a drama queen about this?
It's insane.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Why are you saying this because.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
You are being such a drama queen about this party?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
No, I'm not. I mean I set it up and
then everybody bailed, and everybody didn't bail.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
I do feel bad because he did set it up.
So I do feel bad about that, but we all
have legitimate excuses.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
And I told you from the beginning I might not
be able to go do but that's Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I decided you were going right going, you know, yeah,
because you changed her their thing in her foot appointments.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Scotty, what did I gotta say? I know how you
feel a few.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Years back, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I tried to.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Plan a fun day for the entire morning show at
the Jersey Shore, and it would require us just leaving
the show on a Tuesday Wednesday at ten am, which
is what we do anyway, roll down to the shore,
hang out, use the facilities at this awesome beach club
with chairs, the pool, no.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And then come back.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
By the end of the afternoon and I put this together,
and then little by little the edifice started crumbling until
like the morning off I called them.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm like, yeah, there's just like two of us left.
We're not coming.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's very hard to plan something with everyone together because
everyone's got so many different things in their lives, and
then something will happen that day and like cause them
not to be.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Able to go.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But if you make a commitment to be it, give it.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Sometimes you can't help it. Like you know, you just
can't help it.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
They all got an injury. She's not supposed to be
roller skating it.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I almost fell off the bleachers the other day at
my son's game, twisted my foot. My foot still not
one hundred percent, but you know, I have back aches, headaches.
I am a nervous wreck that I'm gonna throw something
out and that'll be it for me.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You can just stand there and you watch us for.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
More expectation on your part to think that we want
to drive to Long Island to stare at you skating
with the skatosaurus. This is like a weird Scottie cake.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
He told me this morning, you could walk around the rollers, poor.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Scot everybody's taking a shop's being the police.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
We could use you and Gandhi as cones and we
can skate.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Through you, and then you knock me over and it's
even worse for my back.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Listen, you can't even talk to doctor Bradley when he
comes in tomorrow. He said, don't do anything too excessive
on your foot, don't exercise, don't run around too much,
just let it heal.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
That's fine, But now I have a problem with Scary
because you know we're going to be hungry when we
get there and the roller rink, you know, snack bar
is going to be open with pizza and chicken fingers
and stuff, and Scary is like it in, I'm gonna
order some food and have it delivered.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, I think that's rude, sulted.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
They offered, and they threw a name out of a
deli where we can order.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm like, well, if they're making that offer, then why
don't we make a deli of of our choice.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Pizza is awesome most of the time.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Pizza down the street from there, Pizza I, because cheese
pizza is insane right now.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I thought so it was like a party foul to
bring food to a place that serves food.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I mean, if you were, if we were like going
just as normal patrons, you're not allowed to do that.
But I think they're making a special exception for Scary
and I will abnormal.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I will eat roller rig pizza, bogie.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You're talking to me.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
I know he gets he's so funny because he'll get
like real uppitty about certain things, and then you turn around,
he's like smashing a bag of Skittles and Eminem's. But this,
this is fine.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
At the end of the day, I'm gonna be happy
as long as there's food. I don't care where it
comes from.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
But if I had the eye, should to be at
the place that has a four point seven on Google Radio.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Okay, I do have I do have concerns about this party.
Why Scary is going to be on roller skates? The
guy never exercises how many times around the rink before
he faints?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
School Well, I mean, the good thing is there's only
going to be like eight of us there since everybody bailed,
so it won't be that. It won't be that crowd,
and he'll be able to breathe.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Everything will be tomorrow and you can't walk or the
day after, so.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
He doesn't have to walk. He sits all.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Morning's incentivizing me to go. Now that I'm thinking about
scary on roller skates, I.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Have roller skate. I used to roller skate when I
was a kid.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
You're a kid. You're not a fish anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
You don't forget how to roll.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
You walked, you drive two blocks to the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I hadn't been on a bike.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I hadn't ridden a bike in years, and I just
jumped on a bike the other day and I rode one.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Where did you skate? United?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
There was a United States of America in Brooklyn. There
was also a roller palace which had marble floors.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
We had skate key by me and the wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Did they have marble floors?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't think roller You fell on the you fell well,
and then you crack your skull open.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And I want to see you in the DJ booth today?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Did they have a DJ?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Spinning?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
And this skateosaurus.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
They're calling in all of these people just for us,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh wow, that's very kind.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
It's very nice of that.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's why, you know, if they're bringing out all their resources.
I figured we should bring all our resources. But some
of them, you know, just decided they don't want to
be a part of it.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
You're bringing all of the resources. You can't say everybody bailed.
When there are like thirteen people on the show and
eight are going, it's.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
A pretty good percentage.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's a lot. There's a lot of people, especially for
a Monday on Long Island. Uh huh, that's a success.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I mean, when you commit to something you know.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I never committed.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You committed me, it says Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yes, I said no as you were writing down. Yes,
So you're gonna go great And then he gets mad
that they can't go. I love you, and I think
you did a great job planning.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's fine. We're going to have a great time. That's
all that matters.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
You guys will we will be jealous because when we
see the videos, you know, we're going to say, damn it.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think, is it square pizza around people?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, I feel like they would have square pizzas for
some reason, probably remember them.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
No, it's fresh baked, it's round, you eat hot dogs.
I do.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Then, don't ever worry about anything else.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I do need to send the order in. So can
you just what else pizza? I mean, what else do
you want chicken, fingers, fries, wings, burgers all that they
don't do burgers. Okay, wait, let me look at the menu.
I'm going. I don't know if I'm gonna skate. You
had a headache, We'll get you the skate, mate, don't worry.
I do have a headache, but I feel like I
need to skate there. I mean, they have a machine skates.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
What's the birthday cake situation?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well, we weren't allowed to get a cake because Diamond
can't eat anything.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
She just wants grapes.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Wait, why does Diamond not eating the cake mean everybody
else can't She can't eat ice cream cake?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think, yeah, but I don't think they have a
freezer available.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah, she's allergic to her own skins.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Here's an other things crazy. I were to go and
just stand there with Nate. I don't have a ride
home either.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You know, Andrew will drive you home. Is full, you
can sit on his lap he's driving. You could say,
now do you.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Guys, are you guys going to roller skate or roller blade?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
It's a roller skating ring, But I don't think they
have roller blades to give it.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
They do?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Actually, oh they do? Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Think scary start with four wheels.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, I need a four wheels. Scotty is the most
recent skater. Anybody else skate recently.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I've rollerbladed like but like it was last year.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, so last year it.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Was one of my friends, last time we were in Miami.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
By the way, since you guys bailed, I'm not getting
your skates anymore for you.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
That's fine, it's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I mean I will, but.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
He wanted to Scouty Trout.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Can we like maybe go again at some point when
you guys are up for it with your new.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
You have some side hustle going on with United States
of America.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, I just love roller skating and I want you
guys to be a part of it, that's all.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
You never want us to be a part of your
life in any way, I.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Think because it's a Long Island thing, and you know,
you guys have never Yeah, you never come to Long Island.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
My son is looking at a college out there. I
might be out there more often than not. Good next year.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Let me tell you, I've invited Scottie to eat my
tacos a million times because he loved them. And you
know what, he says, I'm not coming out to Jersey shitty. No,
I'll never be there.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's not that they're not open for lunch on Sundays.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
They are.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I can't come for dinner on a weekday, so they're
open for lunch. I'll come because then I got to
get all the way back to Long Island.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Well, there you go, and that is what we're trying
to say.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
But the timing is different.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
It's our timing.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
It could take you twenty five minutes to get to
Long Island, or it could take you five f and l.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Five hours, well on a Friday in the summer shore.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Possibly a Monday.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, please, we're nako. He left.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, he's done with his phone.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Rang maybe since doctor Oka, it's our time. Where's our time? Scary?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I think I think we were at twelve minutes. We
have like three more minutes. We can end it now.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
No, because people complain when we ended early.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh you have to get out of here to make
it to the Long Island.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh yeah, you guys got it.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wait, the executive producer is giving the cut sign in
the back.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Then Elvis duran this. But if he wants to sit
the president, the president of the universe.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Tom's going to come to We're going roller skating today.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh I thought we were going to go on the
vacation to the UK.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
We wanted to gift like that.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
No, we're going skating at United States of America. We
really we're living in our childhood, Nate. Tom's coming skating.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
How much with us?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
How much would you pay to see scary on skates? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I really want to see him on the rollerblades.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
All right, we're getting the wrap sign.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Time to go, peace out, Excury Home will be broken.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
I say that.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
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