June 27, 2023 • 15 mins
Skeery was so hot that he took his shoes off, is he gross for that? We talk about Skeery's BIG BREAKFAST!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
else Present.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Show.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is there a better word than dank to describe the
conditions outside moist?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Nope, moist?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You know what, I think scary has the best explanation ever.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's like walking into somebody's mouth.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
I used always hear it's like walking into somebody something else.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You have permission to use that.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
I won't say that like getting smacked in the head
with somebody something.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Walk outside your doors like damn.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hot, like hot garbage out there. It's disgusting.
Speaker 8 (00:57):
Okay, but hold on, I have a question, Nate, and
actually everybody in the room. I'll go around.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Would you rather be one hundred degrees or would you
rather it be thirty degrees?
Speaker 8 (01:07):
Thirty thirty? Blessed?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Thirty thirty. I will take.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Cold all day long. I don't mind. I'll put on
a sweater, I'll put on long underwear. I don't give
a ship on the opposite.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But it's very hard to cool off.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Thank you, true. I guess that's your answer to that
one hundred. I think you've you've gotten used to it.
I think that's part of the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
It doesn't bother me. I'd rather be hot than freezing cold.
I just I can never get warm.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Get warm.
Speaker 9 (01:35):
I will, I will give you body heat. I will
warm you up.
Speaker 10 (01:39):
It's seriously like like you you share the bed with Lisa, right, Like,
if you're sharing a bed with someone, I don't even
want them near me, Like it as far away from
me as possible when it's warm out, because you get
that stickiness and that extra body heat.
Speaker 11 (01:54):
That's exactly himself.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Brandon will start by snuggling me and then he gets angry.
His daughter so hot, You're like a little heater, and
he just rolls away.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's like started backing up into me. I'm like, nope,
you stay the fuck over there.
Speaker 12 (02:08):
You know you don't need to shower after coming in
from the house.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Cold, right, yeah, right?
Speaker 12 (02:14):
When I came home from the baseball game last night,
everything was just drenched and sticky and sticking the stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
God had had a shower. How could you sit at
a baseball game?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It was not easy.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
We were eating ice cream and fourteen dollars apart, you
know what.
Speaker 13 (02:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Only thing worse than that was where at the P
and C Bank Art Center where I saw Chris Rock
and Kevin Heart last night. The way the theater is shaped.
It shaped like a giant souper bowl. And I was
in the middle of this Super Bowl. I felt like
literally hot soup. Myke's shirt was fucking drenched.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What type of super content? Yeah, it was. It was
bad noodle.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I brought paper towels with what, No, I break paper
towels with me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I put in my back pocket so I could dab
my face every te Oh god, they came in.
Speaker 11 (02:57):
Don't they have air conditioning in there?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Oti arena?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's it's like kind of like domed and you're you're
in a bowl and you're but there's no there's no air.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's all stagnant. There's no a c there's nothing.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Speaking of stagnant. What the hell are you doing right now?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Huh, I'm not doing anything. I'm doing a podcast.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
No, hang on, will this hold?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
What you're the hell are you doing?
Speaker 13 (03:26):
I don't want to deal with this ship.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They have my shoes off? Why because it's just had
a hot conversation.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Take your pants off?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Explain why do you know I have my sho focus
on these floors.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We had somebody ship on it a few years ago.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
The disgusting ship rises. Why are your feet hot? Your
head's not.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
My My feet are hot because I'm not wearing socks.
Well that's another thing.
Speaker 13 (03:53):
Why don't you but so Gandhia, what do you do now?
If scurity comes to your apartment.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
He's never coming over.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Now you wanted to put shoes off?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Ruined it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Look, you know someone's getting off on this.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Nobody's getting off the podcast.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
He's got like talons over there are those bunions.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And that's why I see it swimming pool overdue for
a little clipping your one toe?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It is?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You guys make fun of my toe because my pinky
toe sits on top of my fourth toe. However, my
toes don't. They're all straight. They don't grow at that's bad.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
If I shooes, one toe goes over the next and
overlaps that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You need to get the search.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
A tree limb, hold on a second?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Scary?
Speaker 8 (04:39):
What does that mean when that happens?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's a bunyon noyon?
Speaker 11 (04:43):
Was the side of your foot jutting out? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well it's when it's when it curves the curvature of
the of the bone causing your your to curve inward,
your some you' And.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
That's what abundance.
Speaker 11 (04:55):
I'm googling.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think your big toe takes the same angle as
your dick, because doesn't dick go to the left a
little bit?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You know that right?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Because he talks about.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Garry's left handed, so he must have bent it like
right here.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
That's definitely a onion. You have a bunion going on.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know how painful it is for them to do
the surgery and you can't drive for a while.
Speaker 12 (05:20):
If you're driving foot, it's like a bigs not extreme.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
It's only my right foot and it's not extreme.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Did you have your Dick's at one o'clock?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
When was the last time you shaved your bone?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I got questions what you're talking about?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Willis?
Speaker 14 (05:31):
You just said you're at one o'clock.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
I should never have Google.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, that would be one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock.
Who else has a topic? Let's move on.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I put my shoes back on for the record, and
now you're just marinating in the funk of the floor sweat.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I agree, you definitely have MRSA on there.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Right, there's a stop. Since we're talking about this topic.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
I got something happened to me, uh at at dinner
the other night, and I wanted to run it by
you guys, especially the men in the room.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
But ladies you can chime in, oh thank you, No, no.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I want you to I.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
When I tell you what it is it's about, you'll
hear it. You'll know I said that I wasn't giving
the women permissions.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Raise your hand, though, my little lady can come out
of the kitchen.
Speaker 12 (06:19):
A very nice steakhouse on Friday night. Uh, my wife
did not scary. And I went into the bathroom after
dinner and a drunk guy came into the stall next
to him into the the urinal next to me with
the little divider between us, and he was young.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
He's talking about his valet parking was messed up.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
I was like, okay, dude, yeah that sounds terrible.
Speaker 12 (06:41):
Great anyway, I walked away to go wash my hands,
you know, and he was still at the at the urinal,
so I hear, hey, man, let's go. So I turn around,
and I don't know. I was like, I hope he's
not talking to me. I didn't do anything wrong, and
then he says, dude, I want to get home tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Don't do me like this.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Come on, motherfucker her work, and I turned around and
he was yelling at his dick.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
He couldn't pee.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
So, guys, first of all, have you ever been so
drunk it couldn't pee? And second of all, have you
ever yelled at your penis to work?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
But whatever you needed it to work?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
For?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ladies, you can chime in.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Froggy, I feel like this is right up your alley.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I don't think I've ever done it either. One, now,
I don't know, I'm not really qualify. It doesn't come
out well, I'm not really qualified to answer that because
I've I've only been super ripped a couple of times.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
But no, I don't remember that. But number two, I've
never I never yelled at my dick, Scottie.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Have you ever yelled at your penis?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Scott?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
You know I've yelled at my ass to not make
me ship my pants?
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Way?
Speaker 9 (07:42):
Okay, what body part of you yelled at?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Garrett?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You ever yelled at your penis?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I know, no, Scott, It's never not worked when you
needed it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, No, I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Think anyone's going to admit to that in the fifteen
minute Morning show if it were true.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Ladies, have you ever had your privates.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Not work for you.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
My dick fails me constantly all the time.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I think Danielle has a penis for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's more premium content.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
See me on my only Fans and I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Everything you want to know.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I've decided I think that we should hold back more
uh you know, information, and then we could put it
behind like a pay wall, like a Patreon page, and.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Then give them the extreme stuff there.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
In other words, fruit you over by showing your feet
for free.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I think I yeah, I think I'm done.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
No, I just I don't think any.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
A serious conversation. Josh called me.
Speaker 14 (08:39):
He needed me to put something again, not talking about
it was like with like a bank or something.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Dinner yesterday actually on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And one of our friends she was like, after the
bill came, She's like, yeah, I think I'm gonna start
and only fans and do feed picks now for a living?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Was the bill that much? It was? It was expensive? Yeah,
we did. We ordered a couple of bottles breakfast. A
couple of my friends ordered some bottles of wine. Uh
so yeah, yeah, but yeah, did you.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Have any yeah more than your breakfast bill?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
For I had a glass of wine.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Yes, you chipped in evenly I did.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Yeah, was it more than the five hundred dollars breakfast?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Froggy wants to know?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah about that.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I actually Brody ordered steak and eggs as soon as
he found out I was paying, So.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
It counts first, it's not dinner. Second of all. No,
it was like.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I couldn't believe when I offered to pay for breakfast
for everybody at the expensive place. It was like the
hotel breakfast place that I wanted to try. I didn't
realize what I was getting into at the time. In fact,
people that don't even work this shift. The overnight person
was here and they checked, they got it on breakfast,
and and before long I realized and Gandi wasn't even here,
and the bill came to like five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my god, what did everything?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You gotta know that.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
That's and we didn't even get the one thing we
really wanted, the pigs and ex.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
In a blanket.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I didn't even get anything.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You have to know that's what happens around here, because
all y'all motherfuckers is I remember the first time, I'm
like I gave my credit card, I'm like, hey, go, go,
get whatever coffee for everybody. Then everybody throws on fucking
sandwiches and all this other bulls. I'm like, no, so
instead of twenty five dollar a coffee bell, it was
a one hundred and fifty dollars that.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
Happened to me. It was like two hundred dollars when
everybody ordered breakfast. So so mad at you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Or twity on top?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So you know what, what's what's twenty percent of four
hundred and twenty ten dollars to eighty bucks?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That's your five hundred dollars right there.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I was.
Speaker 14 (10:35):
A yellow tip scary other than the people who ordered
the steak because they thought they were being an asshole.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
That would be Diamond and Brody said, was the cost
the regular breakfast?
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Was?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
How much money?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I mean we ordered the alous?
Speaker 12 (10:55):
So whose ful is it for ordering from a place
like brings to pay?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
He has a twenty percent tip on takeout?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I do, I do?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
That's what you get for a waitress.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Service for a big bill like that.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah, you have to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Inflation supply chain issues.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Percent is inflation?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Come on, we should do credit card roulette one morning
for breakfast.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
No, we shouldn't. No, we shouldn't not fun.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
We'll set a limit, we'll all put it.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
In, no.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
In that place, and then.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, we have to order first.
Speaker 14 (11:28):
You know, everybody has to order first, because at the
end of the day if we order first, no one's
going to be like, oh, now I'm ordering something else.
We all order it and then we put our credit
cards in.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
Nothing about this game sounds fun now, I.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Will see you kind of screwed yourself scary when you
said I'm by breakfast for everybody people come out of
fucking would work?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, but you know what, and I know people think
we're exaggerating. No, the bill was really four hundred twenty
dollars with tax plus an eighty dollars tick. Yeah, well
here's four hundred and ninety eight thouars exactly. It's a
is roxy four stars. I don't know if it's a
four star hotel.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
No, no, no, it's very but it's let's let's put
it this way.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's a four star hotel and it's New York City
and it's breakfast and right.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Are you hearing people on the podcast saying they don't
believe it four hundred and ninety eight dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I can't read that.
Speaker 11 (12:15):
You can't read it. By the way, the breakfast, the
breakfast was that great, it.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Was very faded.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
You pull it away.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
What was that, Danielle.
Speaker 11 (12:24):
The breakfast wasn't even that great.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It was it was okay. Yeah, my steak was chewy, scary,
and the sausage was weird.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I go back there.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
What did you want to the English breakfast?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, the beans were awesome.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Oh, the beans were amazing.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, but would you read that much money for twenty
four dollars for beans and sausage?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Come on, what the most you pay for sausage for Danielle?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
So scary?
Speaker 14 (12:48):
Pay for breakfast and the best feeling is walking out
and going where might bacon an egg?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Bacon an egg?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Anybody see a bacon and egg? No bacon and egg?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So right, so I will say this, doubt they took
it off my bill. So sorry. So minus twenty dollars,
it was four seventy eight. But the guy said, tell
Garrett next time he comes in, Uh, breakfast is on us.
So you are out to breakfast, You're gonna go see
my boy over there, and he's gonna sit you down.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
And you have a boy and it was still five.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
If you had a boy, you still got a discount.
Speaker 12 (13:22):
They took down off the menu, but they still charged
your tax and tips. So that's right, good job that went,
is Garrett? I want to sit there and eat breakfast?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Right, A couple of times take up.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So didn't somebody say AOA just went out of business?
Yeh yeh okay did Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
So Scottie and I uh stayed in the hotel across
the street one time, there's what two years ago, this
year and a half ago, during a snowstorm and there
was something wrong with my room and the woman was
very apologetic at the front desk. He goes, well, here's
breakfast or lunch on me, and she gives me a
coupon to go to AOA.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Can't use it now. That's just like the time.
Speaker 13 (13:57):
That's just like the time when I saw Turner and
Hooch at the movies and the and the Oh You're
the One, and the film melted on the screen before
it ended, and they gave me a ticket. They gave
me a ticket to come back, and then the theater
went out of business a month later.
Speaker 12 (14:09):
Yeah, how about me?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I paid for ten car washes up front to get
a discount, and then guess what, four or five car
washes through.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
The car walks went out of business and the slipped
holders back on the other five.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Look, it's no different. I have a Toys r Us
gift card.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
The whole fricking chain went out of business, but.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
It's not the same owner gift card. Yeah right, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Gift card to what's that? What's that grocery store that
went out of business?
Speaker 12 (14:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
My fair Way fair Way.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I tried to get Scotty to use. I'm like,
Scottie Fairway went out of business. But there's got to
be a way we can call up because they're under
a new name, a new management.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now I went bankrupt, they're going there's still a grocery
store in that location.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
My Bacon and Egg before the rocks he goes out
of business.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yeah, run over there right now.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
After this, In fact, we're done by buy everybody
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
else Present.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Show.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is there a better word than dank to describe the
conditions outside moist?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Nope, moist?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You know what, I think scary has the best explanation ever.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's like walking into somebody's mouth.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
I used always hear it's like walking into somebody something else.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You have permission to use that.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
I won't say that like getting smacked in the head
with somebody something.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Walk outside your doors like damn.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hot, like hot garbage out there. It's disgusting.
Speaker 8 (00:57):
Okay, but hold on, I have a question, Nate, and
actually everybody in the room. I'll go around.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Would you rather be one hundred degrees or would you
rather it be thirty degrees?
Speaker 8 (01:07):
Thirty thirty? Blessed?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Thirty thirty. I will take.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Cold all day long. I don't mind. I'll put on
a sweater, I'll put on long underwear. I don't give
a ship on the opposite.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But it's very hard to cool off.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Thank you, true. I guess that's your answer to that
one hundred. I think you've you've gotten used to it.
I think that's part of the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
It doesn't bother me. I'd rather be hot than freezing cold.
I just I can never get warm.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Get warm.
Speaker 9 (01:35):
I will, I will give you body heat. I will
warm you up.
Speaker 10 (01:39):
It's seriously like like you you share the bed with Lisa, right, Like,
if you're sharing a bed with someone, I don't even
want them near me, Like it as far away from
me as possible when it's warm out, because you get
that stickiness and that extra body heat.
Speaker 11 (01:54):
That's exactly himself.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Brandon will start by snuggling me and then he gets angry.
His daughter so hot, You're like a little heater, and
he just rolls away.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's like started backing up into me. I'm like, nope,
you stay the fuck over there.
Speaker 12 (02:08):
You know you don't need to shower after coming in
from the house.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Cold, right, yeah, right?
Speaker 12 (02:14):
When I came home from the baseball game last night,
everything was just drenched and sticky and sticking the stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
God had had a shower. How could you sit at
a baseball game?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It was not easy.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
We were eating ice cream and fourteen dollars apart, you
know what.
Speaker 13 (02:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Only thing worse than that was where at the P
and C Bank Art Center where I saw Chris Rock
and Kevin Heart last night. The way the theater is shaped.
It shaped like a giant souper bowl. And I was
in the middle of this Super Bowl. I felt like
literally hot soup. Myke's shirt was fucking drenched.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What type of super content? Yeah, it was. It was
bad noodle.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I brought paper towels with what, No, I break paper
towels with me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I put in my back pocket so I could dab
my face every te Oh god, they came in.
Speaker 11 (02:57):
Don't they have air conditioning in there?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Oti arena?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's it's like kind of like domed and you're you're
in a bowl and you're but there's no there's no air.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's all stagnant. There's no a c there's nothing.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Speaking of stagnant. What the hell are you doing right now?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Huh, I'm not doing anything. I'm doing a podcast.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
No, hang on, will this hold?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
What you're the hell are you doing?
Speaker 13 (03:26):
I don't want to deal with this ship.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They have my shoes off? Why because it's just had
a hot conversation.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Take your pants off?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Explain why do you know I have my sho focus
on these floors.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We had somebody ship on it a few years ago.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
The disgusting ship rises. Why are your feet hot? Your
head's not.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
My My feet are hot because I'm not wearing socks.
Well that's another thing.
Speaker 13 (03:53):
Why don't you but so Gandhia, what do you do now?
If scurity comes to your apartment.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
He's never coming over.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Now you wanted to put shoes off?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Ruined it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Look, you know someone's getting off on this.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Nobody's getting off the podcast.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
He's got like talons over there are those bunions.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And that's why I see it swimming pool overdue for
a little clipping your one toe?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It is?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You guys make fun of my toe because my pinky
toe sits on top of my fourth toe. However, my
toes don't. They're all straight. They don't grow at that's bad.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
If I shooes, one toe goes over the next and
overlaps that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You need to get the search.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
A tree limb, hold on a second?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Scary?
Speaker 8 (04:39):
What does that mean when that happens?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's a bunyon noyon?
Speaker 11 (04:43):
Was the side of your foot jutting out? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well it's when it's when it curves the curvature of
the of the bone causing your your to curve inward,
your some you' And.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
That's what abundance.
Speaker 11 (04:55):
I'm googling.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think your big toe takes the same angle as
your dick, because doesn't dick go to the left a
little bit?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You know that right?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Because he talks about.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Garry's left handed, so he must have bent it like
right here.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
That's definitely a onion. You have a bunion going on.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know how painful it is for them to do
the surgery and you can't drive for a while.
Speaker 12 (05:20):
If you're driving foot, it's like a bigs not extreme.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
It's only my right foot and it's not extreme.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Did you have your Dick's at one o'clock?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
When was the last time you shaved your bone?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I got questions what you're talking about?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Willis?
Speaker 14 (05:31):
You just said you're at one o'clock.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
I should never have Google.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, that would be one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock.
Who else has a topic? Let's move on.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I put my shoes back on for the record, and
now you're just marinating in the funk of the floor sweat.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I agree, you definitely have MRSA on there.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Right, there's a stop. Since we're talking about this topic.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
I got something happened to me, uh at at dinner
the other night, and I wanted to run it by
you guys, especially the men in the room.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
But ladies you can chime in, oh thank you, No, no.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I want you to I.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
When I tell you what it is it's about, you'll
hear it. You'll know I said that I wasn't giving
the women permissions.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Raise your hand, though, my little lady can come out
of the kitchen.
Speaker 12 (06:19):
A very nice steakhouse on Friday night. Uh, my wife
did not scary. And I went into the bathroom after
dinner and a drunk guy came into the stall next
to him into the the urinal next to me with
the little divider between us, and he was young.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
He's talking about his valet parking was messed up.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
I was like, okay, dude, yeah that sounds terrible.
Speaker 12 (06:41):
Great anyway, I walked away to go wash my hands,
you know, and he was still at the at the urinal,
so I hear, hey, man, let's go. So I turn around,
and I don't know. I was like, I hope he's
not talking to me. I didn't do anything wrong, and
then he says, dude, I want to get home tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Don't do me like this.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Come on, motherfucker her work, and I turned around and
he was yelling at his dick.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
He couldn't pee.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
So, guys, first of all, have you ever been so
drunk it couldn't pee? And second of all, have you
ever yelled at your penis to work?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
But whatever you needed it to work?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
For?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ladies, you can chime in.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Froggy, I feel like this is right up your alley.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I don't think I've ever done it either. One, now,
I don't know, I'm not really qualify. It doesn't come
out well, I'm not really qualified to answer that because
I've I've only been super ripped a couple of times.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
But no, I don't remember that. But number two, I've
never I never yelled at my dick, Scottie.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Have you ever yelled at your penis?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Scott?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
You know I've yelled at my ass to not make
me ship my pants?
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Way?
Speaker 9 (07:42):
Okay, what body part of you yelled at?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Garrett?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You ever yelled at your penis?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I know, no, Scott, It's never not worked when you
needed it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, No, I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Think anyone's going to admit to that in the fifteen
minute Morning show if it were true.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Ladies, have you ever had your privates.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Not work for you.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
My dick fails me constantly all the time.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I think Danielle has a penis for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's more premium content.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
See me on my only Fans and I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Everything you want to know.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I've decided I think that we should hold back more
uh you know, information, and then we could put it
behind like a pay wall, like a Patreon page, and.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Then give them the extreme stuff there.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
In other words, fruit you over by showing your feet
for free.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I think I yeah, I think I'm done.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
No, I just I don't think any.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
A serious conversation. Josh called me.
Speaker 14 (08:39):
He needed me to put something again, not talking about
it was like with like a bank or something.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Dinner yesterday actually on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And one of our friends she was like, after the
bill came, She's like, yeah, I think I'm gonna start
and only fans and do feed picks now for a living?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Was the bill that much? It was? It was expensive? Yeah,
we did. We ordered a couple of bottles breakfast. A
couple of my friends ordered some bottles of wine. Uh
so yeah, yeah, but yeah, did you.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Have any yeah more than your breakfast bill?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
For I had a glass of wine.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Yes, you chipped in evenly I did.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Yeah, was it more than the five hundred dollars breakfast?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Froggy wants to know?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah about that.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I actually Brody ordered steak and eggs as soon as
he found out I was paying, So.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
It counts first, it's not dinner. Second of all. No,
it was like.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I couldn't believe when I offered to pay for breakfast
for everybody at the expensive place. It was like the
hotel breakfast place that I wanted to try. I didn't
realize what I was getting into at the time. In fact,
people that don't even work this shift. The overnight person
was here and they checked, they got it on breakfast,
and and before long I realized and Gandi wasn't even here,
and the bill came to like five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my god, what did everything?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You gotta know that.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
That's and we didn't even get the one thing we
really wanted, the pigs and ex.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
In a blanket.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I didn't even get anything.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You have to know that's what happens around here, because
all y'all motherfuckers is I remember the first time, I'm
like I gave my credit card, I'm like, hey, go, go,
get whatever coffee for everybody. Then everybody throws on fucking
sandwiches and all this other bulls. I'm like, no, so
instead of twenty five dollar a coffee bell, it was
a one hundred and fifty dollars that.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
Happened to me. It was like two hundred dollars when
everybody ordered breakfast. So so mad at you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Or twity on top?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So you know what, what's what's twenty percent of four
hundred and twenty ten dollars to eighty bucks?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That's your five hundred dollars right there.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I was.
Speaker 14 (10:35):
A yellow tip scary other than the people who ordered
the steak because they thought they were being an asshole.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
That would be Diamond and Brody said, was the cost
the regular breakfast?
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Was?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
How much money?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I mean we ordered the alous?
Speaker 12 (10:55):
So whose ful is it for ordering from a place
like brings to pay?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
He has a twenty percent tip on takeout?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I do, I do?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
That's what you get for a waitress.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Service for a big bill like that.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah, you have to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Inflation supply chain issues.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Percent is inflation?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Come on, we should do credit card roulette one morning
for breakfast.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
No, we shouldn't. No, we shouldn't not fun.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
We'll set a limit, we'll all put it.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
In, no.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
In that place, and then.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, we have to order first.
Speaker 14 (11:28):
You know, everybody has to order first, because at the
end of the day if we order first, no one's
going to be like, oh, now I'm ordering something else.
We all order it and then we put our credit
cards in.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
Nothing about this game sounds fun now, I.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Will see you kind of screwed yourself scary when you
said I'm by breakfast for everybody people come out of
fucking would work?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, but you know what, and I know people think
we're exaggerating. No, the bill was really four hundred twenty
dollars with tax plus an eighty dollars tick. Yeah, well
here's four hundred and ninety eight thouars exactly. It's a
is roxy four stars. I don't know if it's a
four star hotel.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
No, no, no, it's very but it's let's let's put
it this way.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's a four star hotel and it's New York City
and it's breakfast and right.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Are you hearing people on the podcast saying they don't
believe it four hundred and ninety eight dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I can't read that.
Speaker 11 (12:15):
You can't read it. By the way, the breakfast, the
breakfast was that great, it.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Was very faded.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
You pull it away.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
What was that, Danielle.
Speaker 11 (12:24):
The breakfast wasn't even that great.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It was it was okay. Yeah, my steak was chewy, scary,
and the sausage was weird.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I go back there.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
What did you want to the English breakfast?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, the beans were awesome.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Oh, the beans were amazing.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, but would you read that much money for twenty
four dollars for beans and sausage?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Come on, what the most you pay for sausage for Danielle?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
So scary?
Speaker 14 (12:48):
Pay for breakfast and the best feeling is walking out
and going where might bacon an egg?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Bacon an egg?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Anybody see a bacon and egg? No bacon and egg?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So right, so I will say this, doubt they took
it off my bill. So sorry. So minus twenty dollars,
it was four seventy eight. But the guy said, tell
Garrett next time he comes in, Uh, breakfast is on us.
So you are out to breakfast, You're gonna go see
my boy over there, and he's gonna sit you down.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
And you have a boy and it was still five.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
If you had a boy, you still got a discount.
Speaker 12 (13:22):
They took down off the menu, but they still charged
your tax and tips. So that's right, good job that went,
is Garrett? I want to sit there and eat breakfast?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Right, A couple of times take up.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So didn't somebody say AOA just went out of business?
Yeh yeh okay did Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
So Scottie and I uh stayed in the hotel across
the street one time, there's what two years ago, this
year and a half ago, during a snowstorm and there
was something wrong with my room and the woman was
very apologetic at the front desk. He goes, well, here's
breakfast or lunch on me, and she gives me a
coupon to go to AOA.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Can't use it now. That's just like the time.
Speaker 13 (13:57):
That's just like the time when I saw Turner and
Hooch at the movies and the and the Oh You're
the One, and the film melted on the screen before
it ended, and they gave me a ticket. They gave
me a ticket to come back, and then the theater
went out of business a month later.
Speaker 12 (14:09):
Yeah, how about me?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I paid for ten car washes up front to get
a discount, and then guess what, four or five car
washes through.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
The car walks went out of business and the slipped
holders back on the other five.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Look, it's no different. I have a Toys r Us
gift card.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
The whole fricking chain went out of business, but.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
It's not the same owner gift card. Yeah right, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Gift card to what's that? What's that grocery store that
went out of business?
Speaker 12 (14:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
My fair Way fair Way.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I tried to get Scotty to use. I'm like,
Scottie Fairway went out of business. But there's got to
be a way we can call up because they're under
a new name, a new management.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now I went bankrupt, they're going there's still a grocery
store in that location.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
My Bacon and Egg before the rocks he goes out
of business.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yeah, run over there right now.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
After this, In fact, we're done by buy everybody
Speaker 2 (15:07):
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