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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Els.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show? So what really happened in Vegas for those
of us that weren't there with debauchery because you know
what they say, what happens in Vegas stays? And did
anything happen where you're like, oh, we can't.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Talk about this like we would talk about it on
the podcast? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I just want to know, like give me a wink
or like a nod.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Or Okay, I don't know anything really happened that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Okay, all right, Well you were there, so the wink,
the wink was for us, not for you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, uh huh, so something happened.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What happened was the craziest thing you guys saw this
weekend that that that didn't involve you anybody within a hookers.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Listen, I'm positive on that flight home that people are
bringing home hookers because that was not the whole crowd
of humans.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Really yeah, no way expensive hooker at that point.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
If I didn't even see any any women that were working,
did you and also be a man or guys?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yes, both, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I didn't see either one. They all hang out at
the hotel lobby.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
But I think and I think a lot of times
you don't realize that's what they are until they out
get to pay up right. I think.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I think like the days of the siletto heels and
like leopard skirt with a hot pink you know, like
fur coat on top of it. I think that's how
they're rolling. I don't know pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Much, any woman that talks to you scary, probably hooker.
Anybody that gives you attention.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I want to talk you.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I will say that, by the way, that happens to
all guys. Like girl wants to talk to a.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Guy, I will say years ago, yeah, years and years
ago in Atlantic City at when Borgata first opened, they
had that round the round bar the Borgata, and I
was like, why.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Is this woman paying extra special attention.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
To be that's to your point? Yeah yeah, And it
was like it was a drink. We were a drink
in but it was very casual. And then she's like, hey,
you want to hang out and I'm like, she's like,
here's my card. She gives me a.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Card and her card was absolutely like hard naked on
it on both it was like two sided card and
I'm like, holy shit, I'm like I just got.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
A I literally just got solicited by a hooker. Without
being solicited by a.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hooker, unless you're Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling or something.
No woman just comes up to you and.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Says, yeah, not anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But I used to. I mean, yeah, the bookers used
to approach and they're like hey, and then you realize
their hookers, and you kind of feel bad about yourself
because they're just trying to drum up business.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I didn't realize I had been had until after I
had been had.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'm like that, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, I felt like shit because I'm like, damn, I
guess I guess I'm not approachable.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You should take it as a compliment, like you look
like you might have money now. He looked like he
was desperate.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
He looks like he couldn't get a woman.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Reality.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Let's see, who's the biggest schlove in here? Who can't get.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's the guy.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He looks like.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Man did. On the way over, Elvis and I we
were together and we're going through t s A. You know,
they asked, are you guys traveling together? So before we
could even answer yes, they stepped between us and they
were like, are you guys traveling together? Clearly they thought no,
and he goes yeah. The lady's look was like, what
is this? Why are these two traveling together? I know
it was like it was weird.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
To be honest, I wouldn't pair the two of you together.
It's not an age thing, not the brown thing.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
No, I wasn't going brown gay man, straight woman.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You don't have a gay man.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Look he doesn't. He doesn't look.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Look he's my sugar.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's what I'm with him. Maybe, I don't know what
they were kind of like, are they really And then
they looked at the tickets that okay, O.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Ahead, anybody gamble?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, none of us did gamble either.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You see our friend, uh, Anthony Ordilla, he's the community.
He was playing in Atlantic City over the weekend. After
his show, he went to the roulette table. Him and
his friends put I think on seven or seventeen and
they hit and they won like a ton of money,
apparently nice. So he took all the money that he
just got paid and he gambled it and then probably
(04:33):
quadrupled it. That was one of those stacks that were like,
you know, all the way to the.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Sea, Oh yeah, well it's thirty six to one odds
so whatever. If you've had one hundred dollars, you went
thirty six.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
More than one hundred dollars. If you go to a
social media there was way more than one hundred dollars
one on one, one number number way. I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It doesn't always work like that. I have lost my
at Well, we weren't on the ship in Prima. Did
you were gamb We lost money? Yeah we did.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
We did not really for you to win. They don't
really want you exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know, they don't make these beautiful, angelic looking uh
you know the casinos and hotels on people.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
With guys watching the.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wow, that's a lot of chips.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Wait, that's what he.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah, that's what him and his friends did.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What color are those chips? They look what They're all different.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Apparently the story was that the number seventeen hit right
before they played. They're like, oh, let's do it again,
and then it hit and then they want all that money.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, you're allowed to record that stuff. I thought you
weren't allowed to record.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You're not.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But if you're standing like in the back like like
this friend is, apparently, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Ask him how much he made.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I know how it looks like a lot man. We
didn't have there was no time to go gamble and
do stuff home.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Really, what was the most fun you had in Vegas
this weekend?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, honestly, it's gonna sound corny, but I like hanging
out with Danielle, just like backstage when we don't have
a ton of stuff to do, and finding the snacks.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, we like, oh yeah, we go, we eat everything.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
We didn't care. We're like, what do we have to
fit into? I'll care what you got back there? And
like our hair and makeup team, Rachel and Barbara. They're
so awesome, So just like hanging out with them and
talking to them, catching up is fun.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
We get sad when we have to leave them because
we only see them once a year and it's like
this two day reunion and we're so we have so
much fun with them, and then we leave them and
I get sad.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I get sad. Yeah, they're great.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Fly them out here, have them do your makeup foray. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Random Thursday it was good though. I mean we had
we had some good meals. Those were fun. We spent
I don't know, it was just I felt like it
was more relaxing this time. I heard it was not,
but it felt like it was more relaxing than the
other times that we're there.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
So well, and I have to say, Saturday was Saturday night.
Gandhi and I got all gussied up with all our
makeup in our hair, and to be honest, we had
less interviews than normal that night. It was a very
I think the COVID protocol is still intact there, so
they're being very careful with how many people they let
into the room at the time and how many people
are allowed to do interviews. And we got I can't
(07:10):
even tell you how many times you get tested before
you leave, you get tested, when you land, you get tested.
I mean, you're always being tested to make sure that
there's nothing going on, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Okay, So well, let's move on something very big happening today. Lashatova, Oh, thank.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
You, thank you very much. I say that correctly, I think,
so okay, it's Russia, Shana, Yeah, yeah. Last night was
the first night apples and honey for all, and tonight
is night number two.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
What is the significance of the apples and honey?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
You're supposed to have a happy and sweet New year,
so the honey, it makes it sweet.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
We're talking religious calendar, because that's what confuses me about
when we say Happy New Year.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
The year fifty seven hundred something, fifty seven something fifty eight,
you have a different calendar. There's a different calendar.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, he different he dates on your checks or anything
like that.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
No, it's just the Hebrew calendar is different.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Why is that calendar not the preferred calendar because that
one was around.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Way before or four? Yeah, how is that fair? Look,
I flunked out of Hebrew school. I'm not sure. I
got in trouble. I had to help the art teacher.
I was throwing things out the window. I was a
bad kid. I was a bad kid.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
But you know what's funny is a couple, a couple
of comparents have to sit you down and be like,
you got kicked out of Hebrew school.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Yeah it was. It wasn't a good scene.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well what's the difference between Hebrew school and regular school?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Well, Hebrew school you learn about Hebrew things.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, I get that, But is it like Catholic school,
which is a regular school.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
You you would have to go for two hours after
regular school. I had to go three days a week.
I had to go Monday Wednesday Sunday and you would
go for two hours and they it's all you know,
Hebrew teachings and stuff like that, you learn the alphabet
and all that kind of stuff, and they get what
they're doing is preparing you for your bar. Or bought Mitzvah.
That's that's basically what it's for.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Were you ready for it? Though?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Even though you got kick not ready for it? I
had It's you get a book that called a hof Torah.
That's what you're supposed to read when you commy or
bought Mitzvah. And my they gave up on me. So
I had the whole thing written out in English. So wait,
so is written phonetically? It was written phonetically in English?
Is bach tah DONI? It was all written phonetically in
(09:16):
English above the Hebrew letters. My goodness, they allow you
to cheat like that, I guess. So wow, it was funny.
A couple of years ago on Russia, Shana I had
to bring a cake to a party, so I went
to Carvel and I said, can you write Happy New
Year on this? And they were like why would you
get that?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Now?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
You're going to keep it in your freezer? Until I was
like no, but going back.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
To Anthony Rodia for a minute and winning at Atlantic City.
So he just text me back. He said, I think
all of us together won eighteen thousand dollars in two spins.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Nice. He said that I won.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Over four thousand dollars and I have no voice.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Now you got to report that though, Oh yeah, yes,
oh yes, no.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That's because over a certain amount when you go to cash.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Out, twelve hundred or over. That's why a lot of
on the Wheel of Fortune machines, a lot of the
top prizes are eleven ninety five.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
They like screw the man well, and when we would
win blackjack with a few times, I want over that
amount of money. You don't bring them all the chips
at the same time. Oh never, A couple of here,
couple of air as if you push them all there, and.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh man, the tacks on it forty percent.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
A lot, a lot. It's annoying. You'd much rather win
one thousand than twelve hundred, because you win twelve hundred,
you get screwed.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, you get screwed. Yeah, Rich People Problems album.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I've never won that kind of money ever.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I love when we walk by them. They have like
the high rollers area behind the curtains are going there
like expensive tables.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
You do well, you listen. You can go into the
high roller room and play a five dollars slot machine.
So they make it sound like it's these massive one
hundred dollars machines. Yeah, that's what I thought they have.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Their rooms were like the limit on the card tables
is really really high.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, you're not next to Ron James in Vegas, Scottie.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
I mean no, no, no, not at all. No, I'm talking
about the high limit slot. I don't ever go to
the table room.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Do high rollers play slots?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah? Have you seen Elvis in the slat machine?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Slot machine once? And he kept putting I shit, you
not like one hundred dollars bills in the machine because
he wanted to see the dog that looks like Max
run across it.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
The high rollers slot room is just a bunch of drunk,
rich guy smoking cigars and drinking bourbon and just throwing
a hundreds of machines and laughing. That's all it is.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
We were at some event with Elvis and he was
speaking and he was at the slot machines and he
was late for the engagement, and everyone's like where is he?
He had to stand by the slot machine because he
won a buttload of money paid out, and he had
to get paid out, so he couldn't come into the
room to actually do the speaking engagement until he got paid.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
No.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
I blame Elvis from my slot addiction. He took me
to my first slot machine ever when I was like
twenty one in New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Did you win?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I mean it was peanuts back then, but you know
he got me addicted.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You're blaming him.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What's the most you've ever wanted?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I think five grand?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Whoa dude, that's cool.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
See, my thing is, I I know the machines to pick,
but either it's really good or really bad, like I
do really well or I lose a lot. I don't ever,
it's never right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I've never won on a slot.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
We'll always say that. But you know what, Wheel of
Fortune slot machines have been very good to me. Like you,
if you play a five or ten dollars Wheel of
Fortune machine, that wheel has big amouse on and if
you get one spin, you're winning some good money.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, but don't you have a theory about how much
you have to play though when you play those slots, Scotty.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
It depends. It depends on what machine I'm going to Like,
you know, if I'm going to start on a five
dollar machine, I'm going to put in about two hundred
bucks and you're going to get at least a spin
in that two hundred bucks, and it's always going to
be more than the two hundred you put in.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Really, and do you do the max bet each time? Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
You have to. If you don't do the max bet,
you don't get the spin. A lot of people don't
realize that if you do a Wheel of Fortune machine
and you don't do max bet, you'll never get a
chance to see in the week.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
The thing I hate about the max bet Your money
goes so fast if you yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, it's anything down the Jersey Shore. When I'm saying at.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
The trying to win the stuffed animal.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah no.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
But there's the oh my gosh, those ones where all
the coins come out scary, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You put the coin in.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
The place towards the legs car and then corners are scared.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Wait, so the Wizard of Odds cards come out. If
you get like, if you collect them all you win
a big prize, but same thing. If you push like
the one button, all the coin go rapid fire, and
if you don't do it that way, you don't win
as much. And I noticed that the rapid fire I
win more stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I'm just saying that you or anybody in your household
has a problem. One eight hundred gambler. That's the way
to go.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
When that game was real quarters, it was good. But
now it's the tokens.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Now it's tokens.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, okay, Well we're broke and tired and it's a Monday.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, and we're done. Thanks everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
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