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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcastin
s melent fifteen Morning show, it is the fifteen minute
morning to a podcast, and we got a houseful. We've
got Gandhi Hello, We've got Scary Hello, and there's Garrett,
(00:24):
and here's Nate and then hello Zaddy, Scotty Bee, Well,
hello there Zaddy b. One of the interns just said
he looks fifty. It's so messed up, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But you know what, if Jaylo's fifty three, then that's
not an insult because she looks great.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But she doesn't look fifty three.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know what does fifty three look like? I
think the things are changing.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That kind of ruin by day. Oh god, don't you
look you look very handsome.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You look great.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Scotty right, what does she nineteen? What the hell does
she know? If you shave, you look like you're thirty three?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
To put your pan over here.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't like shaving. Well anyway, enough for that movie.
Who cares how old you look? Exactly cares? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
There's a billion dollar industry of people who care about
how old you look.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, people care. A billion dollars dollar realized it doesn't
matter Oh, but it does.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I think it matters.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It doesn't it does. You're a good looking guy, so
fuck you. You know what I'm saying. You will be
saying that if you're ugly.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Actually, that's a pretty good point. If I was ugly,
I probably would have problems with it. But honestly, it
just doesn't matter. Like, who cares. You're gonna leave your life.
You're gonna be worm food at some point. You could
be attractive worm food or unattractive.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Worm I'm never gonna be worm food. Why you're getting cremated? Yes, okay,
me too. They can still eat ashes. Yeah, I thought
you were saying something else. I thought the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You don't want to spend your whole life living like
you're dying. You don't want to just like it doesn't know,
it doesn't not matter because you're gonna die, like we're
all gonna die, But you still want to care about
life while your living.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You make to bed, you're gonna, you know, and sleep
in it tonight anyway, So you're gonna die.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I came to the realization I had a conversation with
a couple of my friends that were probably on the
other side of the hill now, because it's.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Like you're we're over the hill more than halfway.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
So what am I gonna do for the second half
where I mean, how am I going to approach things differently?
And I just I think I'm being more spontaneous these days,
and I want to go visit more places. I want
to travel. I want to I want to start checking
off that bucket list, but I want to actively do it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I was reading a story about would you do.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It well passively? When I was on the other side
of the hill.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
And I'm like, I got more than half my life left,
I think, and you know, and you're just saying, like,
maybe I'll get to that someday, but now it's like, no,
there's no better time than right now to get it done.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Grandma, she's ninety three, I think, told her grandson the
one thing she regrets was not traveling enough. So her
grandson took her to all the national park over the
last year and they went to all the sixty three
national parks. Cool, and she said it was the best
thing ever, and she wished she did it sooner.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, I'm the oldest one here, so let me speak
about what it's like old and decrepit Yeah, I'm totally
totally ready to rev it up and go go live
my life. Good, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They're so far from decrepit. You don't view yourself like that,
do you?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, but I'm ready to go live. And I've been
working since I was fourteen years old, and so I'm
tired of working. You know I'm gonna quit, right. You
can't know everyone. You know what my dad said.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
The advice he gave, he goes, go do those things
that you need to be physically capable of doing now,
because you run out of health before you run out
of money.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Right, So if you want to climb them Mountain, go
climb them out right now. If you want to go
to the ocean floor and see the Titanic, probably not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Way too soon, right, too soon? Even dead yet I'm
making fun of them, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
And they had a lot of money too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I can take it with you exactly. But you know,
go do those good advice because you know you're going
to be sixty.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't know if you have any designs on climbing
Mount Everest, but it's going to be harder every day
that you get older.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's going to be harder and harder to do. I
would love to do Everest, but I want to do
the Escalator.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yes, you should just get dropped off on the top
from a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's it. I want to be one of the dead
bodies on Everest. There's a lot. Did you see the
pictures of the trash on top of that Everest? It's
really sad, sad.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Humans are the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We've ruined this planet. Sorry not to be negative.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm the same planet attack as you, though. I'm really
trying to do Asia and then I want to do
Africa in South America before I do any more of Europe,
because I feel like Europe is more catered toward people
with money and it's more touristy. They have, like, you know,
a lot more stuff for people, whereas like parts of
Asia and Africa, you have to be more in shape
and ready to track to get the outdoor things.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I can't wait love Africa. I can't Africa was It's
been my favorite trips? Yeah in my life?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Where did you go in Africa?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Tanzania?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay all the time?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What was in South Africa the first time? But it's
been Tantania Okay, where'd you see the gorillas? Oh, that
was in Rwanda.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is that where you went on your honeymoon?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
No? That was that was that was Spain.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I thought you went on in Safari too before.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It was my Artuka. We didn't cancel that one, got it?
Uh No, But I've been to Africa four times, five times,
four times. It's lucky. These are the trips you got
to go take. The trips that you're like, Oh, I
don't know if I could do that or it just
sounds too exoticed, those are the ones you need to take.
Those are you really should do.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
And I hate to say this, there are certain places
in the world that you should probably see in the
next twenty years. Like there's that island chain in the
Yes that I want to go to because it's supposed
to be spectacularly beautiful. It's donning well, i've pictures, Yeah,
but it's going to be underwater, is it really?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Maybe Venice? You should go see Venice? Yeah, flooding regularly. Yeah,
I think we're going to see Venice.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
This this Vasicaan we we're gonna go on the Norwegian Viva.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's scary and can't we love this?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Have you ever been in a gondola.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yes, when I was in the went to the Blue
Girrato and the I remember we were in Italy and
kept free and then you had to like lay back
and then the guy would say, oh sonoy all and
he was like some Italian song and yes, so yeah,
I was in a gondola.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's very very bumpy, very wavy. Yeah, well not in Venice.
You're good there unless you go across the good Hey, Venice,
you're gonna be there in summer. We're gonna be there. Yeah,
for Labor Day week. It has a smell to it
that doesn't because it's a sewer right. Well, you know
(06:50):
during pandemic it was crystal clear water there. But that's gone.
Oh no, but I love going to uh watch the
Battle of the Orchestras. You're gonna love that. Yeah, yep,
I'm not gonna say another word. Is it like dueling pianos?
You'll see when you get there, I mean, are you?
I can't wait? Yeah, you'll see it. It's good. I'm excited.
Where else do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You want Thailand? On Friday? Oh god, I can't wait.
I'm going with Brandon and two of my friends.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
We were gonna do Thailand and Cambodia and it got canceled.
He got shit canned.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, I really wanted to because we have like two weeks.
I wanted to try to go to Bali, but then
I heard you should just go to Bali all by itself,
not try to squeeze in too much. Because Thiland is
a country, is pretty big. So we're going all over.
We're doing kat Krabby, Chang Mai and then Bangkok. Maybe
I'll come back, Maybe I don't. I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well you know what to say in Bangkok? What I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're going to Italy? Are you gonna go to a
lot of European well?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Skeery and I are doing a cruise on Viva later
this summer, but in a couple of days we're going
to Rome and Tuscany, which I know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You've been to. Where are you going to Tuscany? I
don't know. Just outside of Florence. That's all of Tuscany.
All of Tuscany is just outside of Florence. I didn't
make the plane get back, still fighting in Rome.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
The two like I was reading that they're the old
Pope and the new Pope are like battling over, like
who's in charge?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And like people be a funny sitcom. Old Pope, old Pope,
new Pope. I didn't know they were fighting.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Well, yeah, I guess the the current pope is in
charge and the pope prior to him is still saying
I'm in charge. And then some some people recognize the
old pope as the person in charge, and.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Can you find out how he goes to Vatican? You
know what, I'll dig in, you know, I'll just knock
on the door.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Like Tom Hanks Francis.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm going to Hershey Park to see Jack's that's awesome.
We love Hershey Park.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yes, yeah, I'm gonna spend some time at Asbury Park,
my favorite, and then maybe go out to mon Talk
if I can.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, we'll do a little bit of local staycation type. Hey,
when you pass by my house on the way to Montauk,
will you stop it and say hello? Nobody ever does
because we're never out there. But he's gonna pass by.
I'm gonna Okay, that's different. But I don't go to
Long Island. I don't there's no reason to go. Yes,
I mean, I love Long Island. Don't get me wrong,
but I just there's something traffic. There is a lot
of traffic. Traffic. Wait a minute, isn't the old Pope dead? No,
(09:16):
he stepped down, didn't he? I think he's dead. Wait
Pope Benedict?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
What a fascinating fight? If so?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No, he stepped down the pope that stepped down?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Hang on, someone stepped who stepped down? Pope? The last pope?
He bowed? Oh he did? I heard that on the news. No,
he's dead years ago. He died December thirty. First. Oh,
how's that fight going? I think one of them won.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So then the fight's over.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It was a fun story while it lasted, but up.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Until he died, they were fighting over who who the
real pope was?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, he's dead? All right? Are we done? You got
a sweaty you want from me? Nothing? You don't smell? Smell?
Speaking of, what do you want from me? Adam Lambert
coming in? Great song?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Right, that's a song, looks like a Scottie caption?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
What do you want from me? Totally? Have a great day?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, goodbye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show