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June 5, 2023 13 mins

Skeery carefully thought out which Billy Joel clips he was going to post this weekend after the concert. Are you watching when other people post concert footage?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
the fifteen minute morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Here we start, Yeah, okay, who has something to talk about?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm still fired up from my prehistoric plan too.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I watched the Idol over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
How was it?

Speaker 6 (00:27):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (00:27):
I I took it as you know, how people come
to us and be like, hey, backstage must be so
crazy and their vision of what backstage is. But in reality,
we know how calm backstage is for the most part.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
That's what I envisioned.

Speaker 7 (00:40):
The idol is like people envisioned like this pop star
lifestyle where they're doing nothing but drugs and having sex
and that that it's like a blown up version of
what people think. The the quote unquote pop star lifestyle is, Hey,
what I.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Would not want to be famous?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You get dragged around from place to place, You get
introduced to people a thousand times a day. You no privacy,
no privacy whatsoever. You get forced to do stuff that
you don't want to do. I mean there's been times
where we're doing an interview and you can tell the
person really doesn't want to be here, and they're doing
it because they're contractually obligated to do it. They're selling

(01:15):
their movie or they're so long or whatever I would.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Not want to be.

Speaker 8 (01:19):
And then paparazzi following you around and getting pictures of
you doing everything, and then everything is scrutinized, like your
parenting skills, your relationship, you're this, you're that, you had,
the way you eat a cheeseburger, like everything crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I think we have the best jobs ever because
we're not famous, but we've seen enough of that to
know that it sucks and not feel like we're missing
out on anything. We just get to have fun and
we get to see backstage and like do all this
stuff but nobody really cares about.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yes, Oh my god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Can we go back to something that happened earlier today?
There was a Zip recruiter ad and Elvis asked all
of us, what makes you so good at your job?
And Scary said, I, I'm such a good listener. That is,
I I'm like a sponge.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
You take a sponge and when.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
At any given I think best.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You're a fake good listen.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
No, no, what I meant.

Speaker 9 (02:12):
In the Zippercruter commercial in that context, it's about, you know,
finding people for the right people for the job. I
am a good learner in the sense of I'll listen
to what you have to say. I'll absorb it like
a sponge.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Now game, here's the test.

Speaker 9 (02:25):
I never said that, here's a test outside and attention
to two things at once?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
What not?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
What did we just talk about?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
I don't know, because I didn't know what we started
the podcast.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
I'm posting up a story, story posting just I said,
who wants to press a button on our board?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
And that was more important.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
The important part was trying to find the right music.
So I was settling on bread Britney's work. Bitch, you
get the work, bitch, you better work, bitch. I like
to put soundtracks to my stories on Instagram. I just
think things through.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Like the other day, you know, did you see my
did you.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
See my brilliant the pig roast post on Instagram? So
my we were out of Hawaiian Luau for my friend's
first kid's first birthday and there was a pig, a
roasted full pig on a grill and I took a
whole video of it and it was cooking on the
grill and I was like, you know, charred.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
So I'm like, I want to make this a little
more spicy. So what did I do?

Speaker 9 (03:23):
I got the old Looney Toes theme song, a porky
pig going, that's all folks, And I found that that's
all folks.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
This is like our script.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Writing with the red with the red round, you know,
the red little thing.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
You're borderlining dad joke though, what you're borderlining?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Dad jokes?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Put into it and not one of us?

Speaker 9 (03:44):
And I had and I had to and I had
as I'm panning of the of the dead pig, like
the poor pig on the grill and you hear porky pig.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I love when people describe their Instagram.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
What will come in and hey, how's your weekend? And
you're like, oh, I went to the best restaurant. Did
you see my story?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Watch my story?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Deana?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
We just we just got a meme out of that.
That's a meme. What's scary? Just said we have a meme.
We're going to put it out there right away, of
scary giving the finger, don't.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You guys put an We don't care anymore about instance
stories or anything.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
You don't you don't watch my ship? What am I
doing it for them?

Speaker 10 (04:31):
I didn't see anything that.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
I watch all your.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Stories, all of you. That's very nice, thank you, But
I don't. It seems like you put a lot of effort.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
I do.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
That's scary, scary. All the videos that you send me,
am I supposed to give you a thumbs up or
acknowledge or.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
You could actually if you put a heart or some
kind of acknowledgement, just to know that that you saw it,
almost like a check, a.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Receipt message received.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
If I'm dming you like memes and stuff, you aren't.
You're watching those?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Right?

Speaker 10 (05:02):
Sometimes? Does I miss them? And then I send.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, you send a lot.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Question I'm like, did they see it? Did they skip
over it?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
You can see if we saw it's a scene.

Speaker 11 (05:13):
Oh yeah, But they're videos, though you have to hear.
Wants to know if we've watched the video and appreciated it.

Speaker 10 (05:18):
Sometimes it's okay, all.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Right, all start, I'll give you a heart for whatever.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
I feel like I.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Wasn't like I because I was so busy this weekend.
I think until I posted last night, I really wasn't
even on social a lot this weekend.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
I was like crazy.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
But that's a good feeling, though, right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
Didn't miss it. I didn't feel like, oh my, I
got to be on there. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I doing so much ship that I just had no
time to post about it, Like what a great feeling?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
And when was the last time you had that?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I went dark in the middle of the week. I
didn't have.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Anything when he was sleeping. When he was sleeping.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Sometimes I'll let my story run out and then and
I'm like, oh my god, I haven't posted anything, and
I feel like dirty because I haven't posted, because I
feel like no, no, I feel that I feel this way,
so I have to continue something.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
And usually I throw meme up in that.

Speaker 11 (06:05):
I think that's a problem interesting.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
I don't try and force what's going on in my
life as interesting. But but this weekend I was chocked full.
Did you see all the footage from Billy Joel? I
got to the third row.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Nobody watches other people's concert footage. Nobody does that. As
soon as I see it, I skipped to.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
The even you went to Billy Joel.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
I would I posted about.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
I didn't see any of it, And I hung out with.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
With Linda Lopezan Guadaloupe.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
I love them, but I had no idea you did that.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Oh my god. But I posted it.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
I tell you, God, I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Posted or it didn't happen means nothing to.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
People saw it. I'm sure tons of people saw all
of your heart.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
Beginning, no wonder, but honestly, the Billy footage, I'm like, oh,
people are gonna love this because I was so close
up I had like he like you could see what
he was pressing on the piano.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm like the keys, the keys, the keys.

Speaker 10 (07:04):
Do you guys watch people's concert usually?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Danna do you behind the camera, Harry?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It has to be really good, like, it has to
be really good and clear yours was like I watched.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I cared about the artist.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
I don't care enough.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
Dan, didn't you post something about Harry Styles this weekend?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, I saw it.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
I care about Billy Joel. Is it still there?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Scary?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
No, it's gone because it expires in twenty, but I
want to see it. I'm gonna you know what, I'm
gonna come after this for you. No, no, I'm gonna come in.
I'm gonna show you'll give you no no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
No, private please do good?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Scary you just think I can't believe you didn't think
of this sooner. On the days where you have no material,
just go back to the archives. If you haven't seen it, it's.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
New to you.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
I'm not a fan of that.

Speaker 9 (07:50):
We know people that that go back deep into the
archives and they'll post old vacations and stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh that makes me laugh so hard.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
I don't do that. I don't pretend like. I don't
want you to think that I'm there when I'm not.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
So you're very in the moment.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
I'm an in the moment poster.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
But sometimes if like for instance, for Taylor Swift Weekend,
I had to dig it, dig deep into the archives
to find my old Tailor pictures and I kind of
accompanied it because it was on theme.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
It was on brand, right, so you have.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
You let everyone know that you've met her multiple times.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
No, it was more like, oh, I'm going to the
concert and oh, by the way, here's some throwbacks.

Speaker 11 (08:22):
Some of those pictures are so old that you did
the one of her in the unicorm costume.

Speaker 10 (08:26):
He did you did that last week? Or something you posted.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
I posted a couple of Tailor pictures, but that's okay.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
When did you meet Taylor two thousand uh seven and
twenty eleven In two thousand and sixteen in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 10 (08:39):
Wow, you remember all those dates?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'm aggressive.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
I don't remember. I thought we met her twice.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
I didn't know four or five times. I did five times.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
It's all a blur.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
I remember the unicorn costume the most.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
It was a peg.

Speaker 11 (08:53):
It was a peg of something.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
She came on Halloween.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
Yes, that I remember, But I don't remember like four
times I remember. Why don't I remember.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Where much time?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
God?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Didn't she play a song for us?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
And yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah remember she? Yeah? Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh I remember that that damn song? Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
I couldn't take a picture.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Allowed to talk about it? We allowed to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
I'm nervous about anything.

Speaker 11 (09:20):
Hasn't the statute of limitations run out?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
That's all good.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Let's switch gears.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
Big birthday, Oh, Big Dick's birthday was great? Yeah, yeah,
we uh. We went out for dinner last night at
this place called three seventeen Main in Farming Dell. It
was wonderful, But the thing that got me was at
the end of the night. So they brought out dessert
and they put that big crazy sparkler thing in it
that you see at the Jersey Shore. And my dad
had never seen that before in his life. So he

(09:46):
was in awe and he's trying to blow it out,
and he's like he's getting so close to it because
it won't go out, and his hair is about to
go on fire. I'm like, Dad, you don't blow that out.
It's just a sparkle. It'll go out on its own.
But how he turned eighty on Saturday? What isn't that crazy?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (10:04):
So I put the big sign on the lawn, you know,
and he had a he had a nice weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Fudgie the whale cake.

Speaker 11 (10:11):
No fudgie my brother. See my brother. My brother did
the cake this year. So it didn't say Dick on it.
I was I was waiting to go to the basket
Robbins get Happy eightieth Dick. But my brother just wrote
Rick on it and he ruined the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
But his name is Dick. He goes by Dick, right.

Speaker 11 (10:27):
No, I I'm the only one in his life that
calls him Dick.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Wait what Yeah, don't you call him dad?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Wait a second. His name is Richard.

Speaker 11 (10:34):
His name is Richard. I've called him Dick almost my
entire life. No, he hates it so much. Rich Rick Ricks.
As a teenager, I always called him Dick instead of dad,
and he would get so pissed but feel cheated.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Wait for Richard as well.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
Yes, yeah, he was always.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
He was always.

Speaker 11 (10:55):
When I was little, I called him Ricky Ricardo, you know,
because I I didn't didn't know, you know, And then
I just called him Dick ever since I was a teenager.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh my god, this changes everything. I can't believe. I
thought he's been a dick.

Speaker 11 (11:07):
He's a big old dick.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Now he's a big dick. See, nobody names their kid
dick anymore. I don't think.

Speaker 11 (11:12):
I don't think anyone's actually named dick on their birth certificate.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Well no, but it's an accepted nickname.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
Why though, where to come from?

Speaker 9 (11:19):
How about the sports commentator Dick Butckus. I mean talk about.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
You think he leaned into that.

Speaker 9 (11:26):
You think his name is Richard but Gus, And he's like,
you know what, I'm just going for the joke.

Speaker 11 (11:30):
You know, somewhere that there's a Dick Richards somewhere has
to be.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, that's an animal, Dick Richards.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh, Dick, Dick.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
They're very cute anyway, Dick material.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
I think we're done.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I think we're done.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
We're done unless somebody has something else.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
So if Dick is eighty, that makes you fifty four.

Speaker 11 (11:49):
No, you stupid asshole. Why would you why he's sixty seven. Actually,
you know, you guys told me to like do a
salt and pepper day. I didn't put a lot of
gel in my hair.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I can't, Diana, we said that right is the top
of his head.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
It looks good salt and pepas here.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I remember when I started, you didn't have any gray.

Speaker 11 (12:07):
Well, you know, life will do that to you.

Speaker 10 (12:09):
Are you guys gonna like you have a little gray too?

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Are you guys?

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Never?

Speaker 10 (12:12):
Never diet?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
You know what? I never put color in my hair? Ever?
Should I? And I'm thinking about it. I'm like, is
it time? Should?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I know?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
You don't have to? Why put up an Instagram pole?

Speaker 10 (12:22):
I think women like gray.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Put up an Instagram pole?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Also, there's nothing worse than when like guys die and
it looks like shoeballars.

Speaker 11 (12:30):
Runs down your face during an interview style.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
No, I'm okay with it. I don't really have a problem.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
You look good.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
I don't lose it as long as it turns of
color and it just doesn't fall.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's funny, is like, none of the hair on my head.
There's a few grays, but like my beard and now
my eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I think the gray beard is so sexy.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Though.

Speaker 11 (12:51):
I got to ask a question. I'm sorry, I don't
want to be gross, but do pubes go gray? Because
I've never seen a gray pube anywhere.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Have you ever walked into like a YMC, a gym,
all those old guys with their dicks.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Hanging out black? Huge?

Speaker 10 (13:06):
But how come those don't go great?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
To do they?

Speaker 5 (13:08):
I don't know they all had black puba this ys.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes, they definitely go correct.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Never like there's old guys standing there and they're still.

Speaker 11 (13:15):
I just figured because the sun never hits it, maybe
it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
I don't I'll transplant some from down there and put
them on my head.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
You now, you know, you scary dick head.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, dickhead, you don't have curly hair normally.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Jones, Pubie Jones are done.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
We're done, okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
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