May 31, 2023 • 15 mins
Skeery doesn't watch any TV and only scrolls through social media at night. We look into how many hours we spend on our phones and compare numbers. How much time do you spend on your phone?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the fifteen minute Morning Show. I don't know why
I have been tasked to host this because I got nothing.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
You got anointed, you got annoying.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
It was anointed.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Garrett is here, Hello, Danielle scary study.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
In the other studio? Are you acting like a little
brat about everything?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
El of a sud Nate had to go handle some business,
so it's just the five of us.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
I have a question. I want to know if I'm
the only person on the planet that does this. Probably yes.
So when I'm driving in my car, if there are
those little black rubber hoses going across the road the
traffic surveys, I will purposely go that way because I
want to get those numbers up.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Really, what's the traffic survey?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What are the black things? What are you talking about?
You know?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Okay, okay, you know when old school, when you used
to go to a gas station, you'd run over the
little hose and would go ding ding and the guys
would come out. Okay, okay, Well, I mean when you're
driving your car, like on a street, they do traffic surveys.
You might even there's a box chained up to a
pole and two rubber black hoses coming off.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You don't notice it.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah, across the road and when you go over it.
If you didn't know, it counts the number of cars
that goes over it. It's a traffic survey. So they
could see how many vehicles are going next particular roadway.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I didn't know that's what that was.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
That's what that is. So I'll purposely go that way
so I can make the numbers go up.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
If it's had a red light.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Good for you?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Do you go forward? Go back, go forward, go back,
go forward back.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Only if nobody's behind me, see.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah, Look, I've taught you a lot of things today
from tissues.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Look, these these bas based tissues.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Mean that the box is running out. I didn't know
that only he said with industrial brand tissues.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yeah, no, cleanex professional that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So those are those are technically a white those are white.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Tissues minor white.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And then when you get to the last ten ten
or days, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Because in there those are white and then these ones
are based because it's running out.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
I have a question, Yeah, why are those professional? Like
are they better quality.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
No, no, no, no, they're just ones that are ordered in
bulk from like off supply places. You see them in
your doctor's offices or in office buildings or you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But like for my home, I would like the same courtesy. Yeah,
I would like to know when I'm out. Yeah, because
I had a like crazy cold or something last week
and I went through an entire box of tissues.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
One hundred and twenty four in a day, and I
would have liked to know.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
You wont know how you can do that? Steal them
from work?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No, no, I still are the other We all do so, Scott,
you got any more?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's all you got.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
We're scared.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
But I bet there's one other person that's like, yeah,
I love running over those things.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh something about that.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
My boyfriend used to install those who Dennis, my boyfriend
used to install those traffic things. He worked for a
traffic surveying company for like years during college.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
That's so cool.
Speaker 9 (02:59):
Yeah, and he like the point is, so you see
where high traffic areas are, so businesses can build like
quick checks or like gas stations and stuff. And he
sometimes would sit outside of them and like like people
and count cars too as well.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I was like having to go over the things I
want to do that.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Get in touch with him.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He probably stills the contact.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I love the side drops going to be your part
time job. That in instacart, that's.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Going to be my full time. Do you have a guy?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Do you ever try and get into the camera lens
when the Google truck comes down there?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yes, yes, Google truck.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Of the truck and you're like, oh my god, they're
taking new satellite photos news. My father was inadvertently on it. Yes,
he was talking to my neighbor. So when you Google
my address in Brooklyn, at least in the last version,
my dad is there like this talking to my name,
my father outside of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
When you see when you see mine, this is Z
one hundred truck in the driveway. Busted.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
People get excited because someone who departed, who isn't isn't
here anymore, is in.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
That Google map shot. They're like, there's my dad standing
on the thing. My dad's thought here anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
So when they get rid of it and they do
a new one, they need to consult.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
With people, don't They like drive around the like little
beetle cars or or are they like trucks?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
They're usually little cars of some sort. Yeah, yeah, h huh.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So how many minutes do we have left, Scottie.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Tenn What do we do to fill ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'll just read all the random text messages I'm getting
for people to try and bait me into spending money
or something.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
No, I feel like we've done that so many times.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Do we do that on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I got another one?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now someone randomly texted me, Hi, how are you doing.
Didn't you promise to come to my house for dinner
last time? Do you have time tomorrow? Who is this person?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah? It's a spam, it's a bot.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
My son got that last night from one of his
friends that said, Hey, it's whatever the girl's name is.
I need help getting back into this count. Can you
help me?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
So right away he was like delete.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
He learned because he unfortunately got one of his accounts
broken into last time he did this, so now he
knows better.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
But it's so crazy, man, what they'll do. He'll do anything.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I hate it. I don't cause I get random text
like this all the time.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
The one.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I thought it was like very specifically for me, yeah,
because it was like, oh, are we doing dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Shall I make curry? I'm like, oh, yes, that sounds great.
You hear Scotty laughing in there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Like, how did they know? How do they know you
that you were South?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, what I found out was that they they sent
that to a lot of people because Elvis got one
about curry.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Too as a blanket text message.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So they're just trying to fish to see who who
might actually fit the description and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, because maybe you like curry, or maybe you hate curry,
like Scotty hates curry.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He's turned upon his curry off on anyone.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I'm not a fan, not a fan.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Why, I just don't like the taste, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I hasn't tried all of it.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't like one of them.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is it one of those things you tried it once
and you're like never.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I've tried curry in a hurry a bunch of times.
I just I just don't like that. I don't like
the flavor, no offense, I just don't like it.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I need defense.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Do you like some Indian food.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Stuff without curry on it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Lots of stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I mean, there are a lot of like I don't like,
Like I hate Rosemary, I hate her so much, like
I just don't like her.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I like cinnamon, that's right.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I don't like time. I don't like I don't like
those growy spices.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
I like it all.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Put it all on that paprika and cumin all. Yeah, time,
for sure.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
He's really hard to feed.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Though, that's not true. No, you're very picky.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
We went to four different places in Jersey City trying
to find you breakfast one day.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Because I know it was just that specific morning I wanted, like,
I wanted an egg white omelet, and you took me
to four places that didn't have that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You didn't say you wanted the egg white omelet until
the third place, and then you were.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Like, fuck it, I just want an eg white omelet?
Can I get one somewhere? Went to four places.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Guys, you just need a California pizza kitchen. And it
makes Scotty very happy, you know, I love.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yeah, they're set. You know if people make fun of
me all the time. I love their salmon.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Oh really, it's spectacular barbecue chicken salad.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yeah, the seed are playing salmon is great there.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You had a mushroom pasta. I cannot remember exactly what
was called, but it was like four different washrooms.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
It was so good, and their chickens. We're not talking
about the pizza at all.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is how our commercial breaks go all the time.
Food and we're like, but what about this.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
You know, I've never gotten pizza at California Pizza Kitchen.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Family Hawaiian pie is really but how.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Many people go You go to a Pizza Rea and
you get the salmon.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Everyone says that to me, Screw those people, scary.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
This is what I want scary to do. You haven't
watched a single thing at ted Lass all right, last
just watched the last episode and then make your full
judgment on it. Just don't don't appreciate it, I know,
but but still at least we can get his perspective
on one episode.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Because people that watch, like just.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
A few, they they totally don't get the show and
they're like, this is stupid.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I love it so much.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
It's such a good show.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I really tried to resist it for a long time
just because everyone's talking about and then my sister was like,
you gotta watch it. It's like a little after school
special every episode and.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
It's not about soccer. Scary, That's why I didn't watch
it at first. I'm like, I don't want to watch
the show about soccer, but it's not. I think it
was about soccer?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Football?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Is am?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I the only one here that rarely gets into any
TV series?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I don't watch a damn I don't. I don't really.
I just happen to really like Ted Last But.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like you guys, you guys like No Danielle, Gandhi, Elvis, Nate, Froggy,
even Garrett.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Everybody gets in on, even Sam.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They get on all these episodes and all these series
on Amazon Prime and Hulu.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
And let me ask you a question.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
At night, when you get home from a long day, Like,
there's nothing like unwinding with a glass of wine on
the couch, scrolling with your other half or maybe just
by yourself and just relax and unwind. You don't even
with your scroll or with a television, so you don't
do it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, scrolling, yeah, teenager, you are?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What is your screen time? Like?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You want to screen? You'll check out screen times right now.
I bet maybe mine will be I don't know. How
do you find it. Let's see settings. This This could
be very frightening and very telling of the kind of
person I am.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Where's it? Settings?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Uh? I bet you it's at least eighteen hours a day.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh my god, that would be crazy.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Okay, but that means he sleeps for eight So screen
time five minutes?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Where do you find it?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Do you just type in screen time down at the
little search bar and.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It screen time?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Screen one word time.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Fifteen four hours?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
There you go, screen time.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
That's the average?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah four, I'm at six thirty five.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I can't even find it.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Give me your phone.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
See now, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
When Audible is playing, does that count as screen time?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yes, season that's because.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
But it's because you're on your phone.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Right, So I have Audible sometimes like three four hours
a day because I'm listening to a book.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Oh wait, this is just for this week. How do
I go back? Because this is suspicious?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I see all activity screen time? Oh gives me exactly
how much you use one?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I won't load. That sucks.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Screen time scary says he's lower than both of us.
No way, it says three hours and three minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Is that today? Though?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Is that just today his average his daily average.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
That can't be right, that's what.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Credit is scary?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Then mineys five hours and thirteen minutes daily average.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
There then no way.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh, here's my most used apps in order, Instagram by
I Message, followed by mail, followed by TikTok, Google, Maps, Photos,
and Safari.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I just want to know how yours is lower than
all of ours when I know, like even just during
the show, you're on the phone.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
More than the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, I have no idea fascinating.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So it's just total screen time sixteen hours and thirty
two minutes.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
When today yesterday?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, that's no, but I do. I am on my
phone quite a bit.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Like why don't you try putting it down, because like
I'll plug it in and put it in the kitchen
at night, like you know, go watch TV, get a list,
read a.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Book, and just try something different.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
How you feel, see if you sleep myself going from
from texting to TikTok to Instagram to Twitter to email.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Back to texting to TikTok, it's like a hell because
by the way, every time you go to the next app,
there's there's d MS coming to your previous app.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Do you have your notifications on.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, no, it's off, but still but you just check
for new new activity.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't know something. I just yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Are you the person at the movies that will turn
your light down real low and check text messages during
a movie?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Not during a movie? Doesn't go to the movies.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
In the theater.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Jurassic Park, it was air air.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Garret invited us before that, I.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Couldn't tell you.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It was before the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
By the way, I'm noticing that this the screen times
are slightly skewed because it has ways. It's my most
used app and that's two hours at least to day
for me.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Audible is my most used AP and I can listen
to a book for four hours straight and like it's
not I'm not looking at the phone, but I'm listening to.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
All Right, So there's three shows I have to watch?
What are they? Is it Succession? Is it ted Lasso?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
What are the three important ones?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Right right now?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yes, it was a span of life.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Or just like current the last five in the last
three years.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
You should really get into the Jeffersons start with those.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's still a lot that's serious too.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
What's the one? What's the one with the crazy family
that owns the motel? They come from a creek. Shit's creek.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I would like Shit's creek. Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like you know, I have watched the one about the hotel,
the Italian Hotel.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
White Loustus a few.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Episodes I've seen that. I kind of like it.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But the thing is I don't. I don't get addicted
to it where I have to watch them all. I
just see random episodes and I'm cool with it.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
You watch when you watch the show? Do you actually
watch it though? Are you on your phone? Like?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
No? I watch it like I watched Anna Deld. I
watched that becoming It's Becoming Anna.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yeah, wait, invent What was the last like series that
you love, like nine O two one, oh, Felicity.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It was probably Inventing Ana, probably that one.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, what Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
I remember he finished watching Inventing Anna and he came
in and it was like he was telling people, like
for the first time, even though it was about six
months later. He was like, guys, you have to and
we already talked about it. But that was the first
time I really saw him passionate about it.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
He was doing the voice for a couple of days.
He was walking around.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Wait, you watched the The Joe Exotic, right, the Tiger
You never saw Tiger King?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, I mean I know about it.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
I never saw that either.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
No, I feel like you would really enjoy it. Yes,
you're all weird enough for you.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
He's doing a podcast too, but he's in jail. Annadelv's
doing hers on House Arrest, Joe Exotics doing his podcast
in jail, and they're getting eight Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
During the pandemic, you guys were watching all those shows.
I'm like, I see shit, is that crazy?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
What did you do during the pandemic?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Not?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I did scrolling?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Okay, scrolling fascinating.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It's weird.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
All right, So watch the last episode of ted Lasso
and then full review just based off of the last episode.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
He's not going to watch the whole season.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
He should, it's so good.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
He's gotta watch three seasons all right.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Time we have now we're done.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
No, we still have another fifty three seconds.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm sorry, repeat that, repeat that more time.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
What happened? Now we have forty two seconds seconds left?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Anyone have a closing thought. No closing thought, Deanna, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
No thoughts.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
But I relate to you here.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't want to be a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I'm a big reader.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Though yeah, oh yeah, Deanna reads a lot.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Man, I'm just asking for nothing.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You're good for something, what you like?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
We're getting new balloons. Yeah, today, very excited turn.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Around because this balloon, the balloons will be gone.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
They're mostly gone the whole way, and they're ready, ready
for action, the new ones.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
I can't wait to see this supposed to be like
the color scheme of the room.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Can't wait.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Danielle, you have the best like your seat, the way
that balloons get set up, you have the best view ever.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
I know it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And then his view is really good, and I think
mine's the worst.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
No, my view is the worst. I look at Sary's ass.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
I should put something in there.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I definitely need something for my wall.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
You need, Elvis said, to put up shelves.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
I'm going you know what, the cereal shelves are going back.
I don't care. Who's gonna say something.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, you know, the moment you put him up, someone's
gonna seeing no.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Remember when we were all moving and everyone was so panics,
and I said, guys, give it like a month, two months.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I've been through this before. They're not gonna carry They
were like.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
You can't even put a picture on your desk. Remember,
have you seen our desks? Yeah? Have you seen my studio?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Sorry, you're now We're over. We can go okay by
Speaker 2 (15:50):
The fifteen minute Morning Shell
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the fifteen minute Morning Show. I don't know why
I have been tasked to host this because I got nothing.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
You got anointed, you got annoying.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
It was anointed.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Garrett is here, Hello, Danielle scary study.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
In the other studio? Are you acting like a little
brat about everything?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
El of a sud Nate had to go handle some business,
so it's just the five of us.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
I have a question. I want to know if I'm
the only person on the planet that does this. Probably yes.
So when I'm driving in my car, if there are
those little black rubber hoses going across the road the
traffic surveys, I will purposely go that way because I
want to get those numbers up.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Really, what's the traffic survey?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What are the black things? What are you talking about?
You know?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Okay, okay, you know when old school, when you used
to go to a gas station, you'd run over the
little hose and would go ding ding and the guys
would come out. Okay, okay, Well, I mean when you're
driving your car, like on a street, they do traffic surveys.
You might even there's a box chained up to a
pole and two rubber black hoses coming off.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You don't notice it.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah, across the road and when you go over it.
If you didn't know, it counts the number of cars
that goes over it. It's a traffic survey. So they
could see how many vehicles are going next particular roadway.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I didn't know that's what that was.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
That's what that is. So I'll purposely go that way
so I can make the numbers go up.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
If it's had a red light.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Good for you?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Do you go forward? Go back, go forward, go back,
go forward back.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Only if nobody's behind me, see.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah, Look, I've taught you a lot of things today
from tissues.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Look, these these bas based tissues.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Mean that the box is running out. I didn't know
that only he said with industrial brand tissues.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yeah, no, cleanex professional that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So those are those are technically a white those are white.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Tissues minor white.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And then when you get to the last ten ten
or days, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Because in there those are white and then these ones
are based because it's running out.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
I have a question, Yeah, why are those professional? Like
are they better quality.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
No, no, no, no, they're just ones that are ordered in
bulk from like off supply places. You see them in
your doctor's offices or in office buildings or you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But like for my home, I would like the same courtesy. Yeah,
I would like to know when I'm out. Yeah, because
I had a like crazy cold or something last week
and I went through an entire box of tissues.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
One hundred and twenty four in a day, and I
would have liked to know.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
You wont know how you can do that? Steal them
from work?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No, no, I still are the other We all do so, Scott,
you got any more?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's all you got.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
We're scared.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
But I bet there's one other person that's like, yeah,
I love running over those things.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh something about that.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
My boyfriend used to install those who Dennis, my boyfriend
used to install those traffic things. He worked for a
traffic surveying company for like years during college.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
That's so cool.
Speaker 9 (02:59):
Yeah, and he like the point is, so you see
where high traffic areas are, so businesses can build like
quick checks or like gas stations and stuff. And he
sometimes would sit outside of them and like like people
and count cars too as well.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I was like having to go over the things I
want to do that.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Get in touch with him.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He probably stills the contact.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I love the side drops going to be your part
time job. That in instacart, that's.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Going to be my full time. Do you have a guy?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Do you ever try and get into the camera lens
when the Google truck comes down there?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yes, yes, Google truck.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Of the truck and you're like, oh my god, they're
taking new satellite photos news. My father was inadvertently on it. Yes,
he was talking to my neighbor. So when you Google
my address in Brooklyn, at least in the last version,
my dad is there like this talking to my name,
my father outside of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
When you see when you see mine, this is Z
one hundred truck in the driveway. Busted.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
People get excited because someone who departed, who isn't isn't
here anymore, is in.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
That Google map shot. They're like, there's my dad standing
on the thing. My dad's thought here anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
So when they get rid of it and they do
a new one, they need to consult.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
With people, don't They like drive around the like little
beetle cars or or are they like trucks?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
They're usually little cars of some sort. Yeah, yeah, h huh.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So how many minutes do we have left, Scottie.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Tenn What do we do to fill ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'll just read all the random text messages I'm getting
for people to try and bait me into spending money
or something.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
No, I feel like we've done that so many times.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Do we do that on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I got another one?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now someone randomly texted me, Hi, how are you doing.
Didn't you promise to come to my house for dinner
last time? Do you have time tomorrow? Who is this person?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah? It's a spam, it's a bot.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
My son got that last night from one of his
friends that said, Hey, it's whatever the girl's name is.
I need help getting back into this count. Can you
help me?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
So right away he was like delete.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
He learned because he unfortunately got one of his accounts
broken into last time he did this, so now he
knows better.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
But it's so crazy, man, what they'll do. He'll do anything.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I hate it. I don't cause I get random text
like this all the time.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
The one.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I thought it was like very specifically for me, yeah,
because it was like, oh, are we doing dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Shall I make curry? I'm like, oh, yes, that sounds great.
You hear Scotty laughing in there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Like, how did they know? How do they know you
that you were South?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, what I found out was that they they sent
that to a lot of people because Elvis got one
about curry.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Too as a blanket text message.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So they're just trying to fish to see who who
might actually fit the description and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, because maybe you like curry, or maybe you hate curry,
like Scotty hates curry.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He's turned upon his curry off on anyone.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I'm not a fan, not a fan.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Why, I just don't like the taste, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I hasn't tried all of it.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't like one of them.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is it one of those things you tried it once
and you're like never.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I've tried curry in a hurry a bunch of times.
I just I just don't like that. I don't like
the flavor, no offense, I just don't like it.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I need defense.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Do you like some Indian food.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Stuff without curry on it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Lots of stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I mean, there are a lot of like I don't like,
Like I hate Rosemary, I hate her so much, like
I just don't like her.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I like cinnamon, that's right.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I don't like time. I don't like I don't like
those growy spices.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
I like it all.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Put it all on that paprika and cumin all. Yeah, time,
for sure.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
He's really hard to feed.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Though, that's not true. No, you're very picky.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
We went to four different places in Jersey City trying
to find you breakfast one day.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Because I know it was just that specific morning I wanted, like,
I wanted an egg white omelet, and you took me
to four places that didn't have that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You didn't say you wanted the egg white omelet until
the third place, and then you were.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Like, fuck it, I just want an eg white omelet?
Can I get one somewhere? Went to four places.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Guys, you just need a California pizza kitchen. And it
makes Scotty very happy, you know, I love.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yeah, they're set. You know if people make fun of
me all the time. I love their salmon.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Oh really, it's spectacular barbecue chicken salad.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yeah, the seed are playing salmon is great there.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You had a mushroom pasta. I cannot remember exactly what
was called, but it was like four different washrooms.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
It was so good, and their chickens. We're not talking
about the pizza at all.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is how our commercial breaks go all the time.
Food and we're like, but what about this.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
You know, I've never gotten pizza at California Pizza Kitchen.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Family Hawaiian pie is really but how.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Many people go You go to a Pizza Rea and
you get the salmon.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Everyone says that to me, Screw those people, scary.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
This is what I want scary to do. You haven't
watched a single thing at ted Lass all right, last
just watched the last episode and then make your full
judgment on it. Just don't don't appreciate it, I know,
but but still at least we can get his perspective
on one episode.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Because people that watch, like just.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
A few, they they totally don't get the show and
they're like, this is stupid.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I love it so much.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
It's such a good show.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I really tried to resist it for a long time
just because everyone's talking about and then my sister was like,
you gotta watch it. It's like a little after school
special every episode and.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
It's not about soccer. Scary, That's why I didn't watch
it at first. I'm like, I don't want to watch
the show about soccer, but it's not. I think it
was about soccer?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Football?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Is am?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I the only one here that rarely gets into any
TV series?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I don't watch a damn I don't. I don't really.
I just happen to really like Ted Last But.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like you guys, you guys like No Danielle, Gandhi, Elvis, Nate, Froggy,
even Garrett.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Everybody gets in on, even Sam.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They get on all these episodes and all these series
on Amazon Prime and Hulu.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
And let me ask you a question.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
At night, when you get home from a long day, Like,
there's nothing like unwinding with a glass of wine on
the couch, scrolling with your other half or maybe just
by yourself and just relax and unwind. You don't even
with your scroll or with a television, so you don't
do it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, scrolling, yeah, teenager, you are?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What is your screen time? Like?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You want to screen? You'll check out screen times right now.
I bet maybe mine will be I don't know. How
do you find it. Let's see settings. This This could
be very frightening and very telling of the kind of
person I am.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Where's it? Settings?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Uh? I bet you it's at least eighteen hours a day.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh my god, that would be crazy.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Okay, but that means he sleeps for eight So screen
time five minutes?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Where do you find it?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Do you just type in screen time down at the
little search bar and.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It screen time?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Screen one word time.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Fifteen four hours?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
There you go, screen time.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
That's the average?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah four, I'm at six thirty five.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I can't even find it.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Give me your phone.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
See now, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
When Audible is playing, does that count as screen time?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yes, season that's because.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
But it's because you're on your phone.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Right, So I have Audible sometimes like three four hours
a day because I'm listening to a book.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Oh wait, this is just for this week. How do
I go back? Because this is suspicious?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I see all activity screen time? Oh gives me exactly
how much you use one?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I won't load. That sucks.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Screen time scary says he's lower than both of us.
No way, it says three hours and three minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Is that today? Though?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Is that just today his average his daily average.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
That can't be right, that's what.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Credit is scary?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Then mineys five hours and thirteen minutes daily average.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
There then no way.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh, here's my most used apps in order, Instagram by
I Message, followed by mail, followed by TikTok, Google, Maps, Photos,
and Safari.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I just want to know how yours is lower than
all of ours when I know, like even just during
the show, you're on the phone.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
More than the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, I have no idea fascinating.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So it's just total screen time sixteen hours and thirty
two minutes.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
When today yesterday?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, that's no, but I do. I am on my
phone quite a bit.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Like why don't you try putting it down, because like
I'll plug it in and put it in the kitchen
at night, like you know, go watch TV, get a list,
read a.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Book, and just try something different.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
How you feel, see if you sleep myself going from
from texting to TikTok to Instagram to Twitter to email.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Back to texting to TikTok, it's like a hell because
by the way, every time you go to the next app,
there's there's d MS coming to your previous app.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Do you have your notifications on.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, no, it's off, but still but you just check
for new new activity.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't know something. I just yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Are you the person at the movies that will turn
your light down real low and check text messages during
a movie?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Not during a movie? Doesn't go to the movies.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
In the theater.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Jurassic Park, it was air air.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Garret invited us before that, I.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Couldn't tell you.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It was before the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
By the way, I'm noticing that this the screen times
are slightly skewed because it has ways. It's my most
used app and that's two hours at least to day
for me.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Audible is my most used AP and I can listen
to a book for four hours straight and like it's
not I'm not looking at the phone, but I'm listening to.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
All Right, So there's three shows I have to watch?
What are they? Is it Succession? Is it ted Lasso?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
What are the three important ones?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Right right now?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yes, it was a span of life.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Or just like current the last five in the last
three years.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
You should really get into the Jeffersons start with those.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's still a lot that's serious too.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
What's the one? What's the one with the crazy family
that owns the motel? They come from a creek. Shit's creek.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I would like Shit's creek. Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like you know, I have watched the one about the hotel,
the Italian Hotel.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
White Loustus a few.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Episodes I've seen that. I kind of like it.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But the thing is I don't. I don't get addicted
to it where I have to watch them all. I
just see random episodes and I'm cool with it.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
You watch when you watch the show? Do you actually
watch it though? Are you on your phone? Like?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
No? I watch it like I watched Anna Deld. I
watched that becoming It's Becoming Anna.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yeah, wait, invent What was the last like series that
you love, like nine O two one, oh, Felicity.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It was probably Inventing Ana, probably that one.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, what Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
I remember he finished watching Inventing Anna and he came
in and it was like he was telling people, like
for the first time, even though it was about six
months later. He was like, guys, you have to and
we already talked about it. But that was the first
time I really saw him passionate about it.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
He was doing the voice for a couple of days.
He was walking around.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Wait, you watched the The Joe Exotic, right, the Tiger
You never saw Tiger King?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, I mean I know about it.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
I never saw that either.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
No, I feel like you would really enjoy it. Yes,
you're all weird enough for you.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
He's doing a podcast too, but he's in jail. Annadelv's
doing hers on House Arrest, Joe Exotics doing his podcast
in jail, and they're getting eight Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
During the pandemic, you guys were watching all those shows.
I'm like, I see shit, is that crazy?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
What did you do during the pandemic?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Not?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I did scrolling?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Okay, scrolling fascinating.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It's weird.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
All right, So watch the last episode of ted Lasso
and then full review just based off of the last episode.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
He's not going to watch the whole season.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
He should, it's so good.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
He's gotta watch three seasons all right.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Time we have now we're done.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
No, we still have another fifty three seconds.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm sorry, repeat that, repeat that more time.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
What happened? Now we have forty two seconds seconds left?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Anyone have a closing thought. No closing thought, Deanna, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
No thoughts.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
But I relate to you here.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't want to be a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I'm a big reader.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Though yeah, oh yeah, Deanna reads a lot.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Man, I'm just asking for nothing.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You're good for something, what you like?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
We're getting new balloons. Yeah, today, very excited turn.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Around because this balloon, the balloons will be gone.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
They're mostly gone the whole way, and they're ready, ready
for action, the new ones.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
I can't wait to see this supposed to be like
the color scheme of the room.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Can't wait.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Danielle, you have the best like your seat, the way
that balloons get set up, you have the best view ever.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
I know it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And then his view is really good, and I think
mine's the worst.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
No, my view is the worst. I look at Sary's ass.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
I should put something in there.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I definitely need something for my wall.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
You need, Elvis said, to put up shelves.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
I'm going you know what, the cereal shelves are going back.
I don't care. Who's gonna say something.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, you know, the moment you put him up, someone's
gonna seeing no.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Remember when we were all moving and everyone was so panics,
and I said, guys, give it like a month, two months.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I've been through this before. They're not gonna carry They
were like.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
You can't even put a picture on your desk. Remember,
have you seen our desks? Yeah? Have you seen my studio?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Sorry, you're now We're over. We can go okay by
Speaker 2 (15:50):
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