May 17, 2023 • 13 mins
Straight Nate admitted that he walked into a corporate conference at a hotel yesterday and took a lunch on his way home from work. He claims it would have been wasted if he hadn't taken it!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show. Here we go the fifty minute Morning Show podcast.
Hello everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
If you're watching this, you can see that a lot
of us are remote working today. We were talking earlier
about how Elon Musk came out in an interview yesterday
saying that people who work from home are asshole.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Feel like it's a good thing if he calls me
an asshole.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, why is that?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because he's an asshole?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Takes one, takes one to know one anyway. So his
point was, Hey, if people can get into the plant
to build your next ford, then you can get into
the office and be more productive and mix up with
the people you work with. Look, you know what, it's
very rare that we're all out of the studio like
this where a few of us are.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're doing it for different reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because we can, right, but we're usually together.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But don't we all agree we'd much rather be in
the same room.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, yes, totally, it's way better, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
His take on all of this seems like that kid
who maybe like didn't get picked to play on a
team and then took his ball and went home, like
I can't do it nobody can.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, he's saying that all these people are living in
La la land. They're out next to swimming pools at
hotels on their laptops during their work, and he says
that is not really truly the way to be most productive.
And I agree with that. I mean, I cannot disagree
with that. I'd feel that we are definitely better when
we're together, but other.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
People might not be. Other people might feel like there's
more distractions in the office and they get more work
done if they're in a different environment.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Maybe maybe you know, but here we are. There aren't
many companies who have dissolved the office space. I mean
you were talking about so when you know I've a
little earlier Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Right, Yeah, one of my friends who works for an
ad agency in Colorado, her building actually got rid of
their lease.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
They all work.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
From home all the time. They'll have teams, meetings or whatever,
but if they need to meet in person, they just
run out one of those shared office spaces and they
show up, do what they need to do, and then
move on.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Didn't our office do that. It's like they got rid
of a lot of space and they condensed it so
that now the sales department doesn't all have to come in, Yeah,
and they have. They have to stagger them because there's
not even enough tasks for them.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Well, that makes sense because if you work a solitary
job where your focus is to interact with other people,
like in sales, where you're in meetings all day, are
going out to take out clients and going places, then
I understand you don't really need to be in an
office because your best you know, your best foot forward
is going to be put when trying to close those
deals out in the field.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But for what we do, I like to see you all.
I like the body the body language.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yes, we like the body language you do.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Back in the old days, the old days of radio,
I mean, sales managers would be mad if you were
in the office. They wanted you out on the streets
and meeting people and cold calling people and so. And
it depends on who you are, you know, and what
business you're in. I mean, just because your business is
the way it is, you all need to be in
the office to function and to get things done. Doesn't
(03:19):
mean everyone can be that way. We're actually very lucky
we can do either one. But again, we prefer being
together so don't give us to the eye. You know,
COVID's over bullshit by the way, you know what speaking
of I heard from a friend yesterday who has COVID
right now. I was like, real, what you must want
to have, like some old disease that's been like dissolved.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I mean, that's scurvy scurvy elvis.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
My my brother in law got it for the first
time two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like it's still there.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, welcome, it's still there.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well anyway, so here we are.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
It is kind of weird, though, when I stare at
you all on the screen, I notice things about you
guys that I do not see a notice in person,
Like Scotty is always playing in his ears. Nate so
far has been making the weirdest like fire Marshall Bill faced.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Would you still love me if I look like this? No,
I'm scary.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
If you ever see him, you can tell that he's
looking at himself because he starts doing this thing.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
I don't know. When you do a zoom call, do
you look at the other people? I usually just look
at myself.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
No, No, I look at the camera because I don't
want to look at myself, because I get distracted, Like
right now, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Looking at the camera, I'm not looking at you. I
guess I could look at you, which you're up here and.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Back up.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So we were on a zoom call yesterday. There were
maybe five or six of us on the zoom call.
You were looking at yourself the whole time.
Speaker 9 (04:47):
I always look at myself if I take a phone call,
I go look in a mirror.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
You guys, don't do this.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
If you If you, if you're on a call, you
should look into a mirror because you're going to be
more animated and more energetic because you're actually looking at
someone when you're.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
On the phone. So when you're on the phone, you're
supposed to be looking in the mirror at the same
time yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I can see how that could possibly work.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I've never done it.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
You're just talking to a disembodied voice. So yeah, you're
just you're interacting with someone just happens to be yourself.
You're gonna be in a better mood.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Usually because you're gonna no one sees you more than you, buddy.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
You are. I didn't do my hair today, but you
know what, I.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Still I do miss the old days of Nate taking
muscle shots in the bathroom at the gym.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I know, I got to get back to that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Muscle shots are Jim.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
To our fitness challenge that we're all going to do together.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Did that just go right?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're on the road, We're not together. So sandwich in
my mouth? There's that?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Oh can I.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Speaking of sandwiches? Can I say what I did yesterday?
Slightly ashamed? Slash slightly proud of what I did? So
scary and I we park at a garage a couple
of blocks away and it's at a hotel. So normally
before I get into my car, I go pee in
the lobby. Well, I went to go pee and they're
renovating that bathroom, so I'm like, oh crap, I gotta
go find another bathroom. And your bladder was ready to go.
(06:20):
It was ready to go, you know, me and my
bladder problems lately. But so I go down to the
second floor. I guess it would be like the sub
basement or something where they have all the conference rooms,
but they have bathrooms. So I passed by this massive
table that's filled with brown bag lunches, and I go
to the bathroom and I'm like, those lunches look pretty good.
(06:41):
So I tucked my shirt and so I looked like
the attendees of the conference. I walk by, grab a
bag with a ham sandwich and go on, awesome, wow,
I grab a brown bag.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait what time of day was this, uh,
twelve thirty twelve thirty, So those people had even had
a crack at those bags.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Yet they were starting to filter out because I'm like, oh,
what are they gonna say if I get caught?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
You do I just keep walking.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
But there was people filtering around, standing there eating sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Somewhere people, you're stealing laptops.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You were stealing his theft Tonight's point though.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
You know, everyone you know talks about wedding crashers at
night and parties, but the easiest time to actually steal
things like that is during the afternoon during these conferences.
I've been in so many hotels in the midday whenever
we've done stuff, and it's just there's no security there
and everybody you just you just feel like you're part
of the action.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
You just walk in and it's casual.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm gonna stop everything. I'm working with a bunch of hooligan.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That is that is theft I've done this before. Wa
think about how.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You feel when we have breakfast delivered to us and
the raccoons from the other radio stations come in our stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Do you know how mad you get? Okay, we didn't
even pay for that stuff.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I didn't pay.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
I wasn't attending the conference. But they had three distinct
piles there. There was a vegetarian option, and chicken salad,
and the ham and cheese. I took from the ham
and cheese because it had the most and like, nobody
likes ham and cheese here, so.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I grabbed the ham and cheese.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
I guarantee they probably had to throw away fifty of
those things because.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That lesson that lessons the scandal, the.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Corporate alvis, I mean, some big ass companies paying for
everyone to be there.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're flying everybody. Okay, all right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Gonna go to home depots to start stealing shit because
it's paid for my corporate home depot.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Corporate.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
So you've never taken a chocolate chip cookie off of
a odd afternoon conference buffet before?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
When? None?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, unless it was my conference?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, not unless we were invited.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Look at look at Gandhi and Danielle and Garrett you
seem like you're innocent here too.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Well, I just loved that this company, whatever it was,
spent all this money to send all their workers to,
you know, do a team building event. And you know,
Phyllis comes out to get her ham and cheese sandwich
and it's not there, and.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
And then she starts blaming. She starts blaming Steve, thinking
that Steve stole the sandwich.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Two sandwiches.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, the Nates in the car eating the ham and cheese.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
It was a delicious sand mean waist.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
There's always there's always things thrown away. What if they
had exact amount for the people, And what if Steve
was sitting next to Phyllis and he could hear Phyllis's
stomach growling, Philip take it through.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Poor Phyllis went home hungry last night.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Fuck Philis.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I want to ask footage.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I want to go to this hotel and get the footage.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Being a little weasel still in that lunch.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yeah, I was so nonchalant about him, like, you grab
your sandwich and go, just look like you're gonna go
work on a laptop in the lobby for.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Fifteen twenty minutes. In between these these sessions.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
What else was in the bag besides the ham and.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I gotta say, Danielle, you would have loved the snicker
doodle cookie. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
I do love a good snickerd cook really good in
a great bag of chips, I can't remember the brand,
and a and a Gala apple.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
It was like the perfect perfect lunch.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's Phyllis's.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Phillis requested the Gala apples.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I just thought of something. Have been faster.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The changeover is not really quick there.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
You can go there every day at that time and
there'll be a different company.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
They have a set conference schedule. I already looked at today. Okay,
I'm like, huh, I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wonder I'm gonna I'm gonna send your photo of every
hotel in our area. And so watch out, watch out
for this slippery bitch.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's stealing Hylas sandwich.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
This is such bum behavior from the two of you. Abhavior.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
There's so much waste. You know, Swich done it before,
I've done it before. It's gonna be a pile of sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You're stealing, just like you stole an oven out of
my office. You're stealing your wow and you know know
Nate is full he's from a family full of people
who are incarcerated from this weird world that we're not
used to. We're used to hanging out with people who
are law abiding, fair citizens.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
They have that look, Elvis, I know what they're doing.
I know what they're doing today.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That looked on their face. I know what they're doing
after work. They're plotting.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hey, Daniel Gandhi, has you noticed Is it my imagination?
But Nate is coming into the show more and more
lately and telling these little stories about things that happens
when he's no longer with us, when he's out and about,
and they're all scandalous.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's filled a scandal.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Really, so we we should trust you here in the office.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I took one sandwich.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's not like I'm robbing banks in my free robbed Phyllis.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Your picture is up everywhere as the sandwich bandit.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
It starts with a sandwich and then a bank.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Okay, it was a sesame seed roll. It was a
really good sandwich.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Someone or did you know you put it?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
They'd have a little bit of mayo.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
But old yesterday that his brother is a law enforcement officer.
Imagine the shame and dishonor you would bring to your
family if you got busted stealing a sandwich from a
corporate event to shame.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
That really would be a hell of a way to
go down.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Did you get a drink with it?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
You know? I forgot to grab the drink. They did
have a stack, a stack.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm like, go back today in case they're there, Say hey.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
I'm going back.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You get busted for biting.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
You know, that's why I'm wearing a collared shirt today.
Dress up with these things. I have to look the part.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I can't just how many days the conference is going.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Jimmie Buffett T shirt.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I gotta say, if I saw you walk up to
the table and take a corporate lunch, I'd be like, yeah,
he's probably one's with him.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
He's accounting.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You do even if you're your your skirt, your shirt,
skirt shirt is untocked.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You you look nerdy enough to pull it all.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
Yeah, and you know what, I'm gonna take it next
level because they all have his standard name tags.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
You know, they write the name.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
In hello, my name is stupid little plastic bowlder. I'm
gonna get one of those Nathaniel shirt.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
No, it's kidna say scary right.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I think uh, I think we're done. We had another
thing to talk about. We don't need to.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Talk about that now because we talked about the fevery.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Yeah, Nate's innocent.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's innocent.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Waste management, you have zero integrity. With that said, we
got to get out of here. Poor Philips say goodbye everyone.
By the fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show. Here we go the fifty minute Morning Show podcast.
Hello everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
If you're watching this, you can see that a lot
of us are remote working today. We were talking earlier
about how Elon Musk came out in an interview yesterday
saying that people who work from home are asshole.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Feel like it's a good thing if he calls me
an asshole.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, why is that?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because he's an asshole?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Takes one, takes one to know one anyway. So his
point was, Hey, if people can get into the plant
to build your next ford, then you can get into
the office and be more productive and mix up with
the people you work with. Look, you know what, it's
very rare that we're all out of the studio like
this where a few of us are.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're doing it for different reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because we can, right, but we're usually together.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But don't we all agree we'd much rather be in
the same room.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, yes, totally, it's way better, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
His take on all of this seems like that kid
who maybe like didn't get picked to play on a
team and then took his ball and went home, like
I can't do it nobody can.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, he's saying that all these people are living in
La la land. They're out next to swimming pools at
hotels on their laptops during their work, and he says
that is not really truly the way to be most productive.
And I agree with that. I mean, I cannot disagree
with that. I'd feel that we are definitely better when
we're together, but other.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
People might not be. Other people might feel like there's
more distractions in the office and they get more work
done if they're in a different environment.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Maybe maybe you know, but here we are. There aren't
many companies who have dissolved the office space. I mean
you were talking about so when you know I've a
little earlier Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Right, Yeah, one of my friends who works for an
ad agency in Colorado, her building actually got rid of
their lease.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
They all work.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
From home all the time. They'll have teams, meetings or whatever,
but if they need to meet in person, they just
run out one of those shared office spaces and they
show up, do what they need to do, and then
move on.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Didn't our office do that. It's like they got rid
of a lot of space and they condensed it so
that now the sales department doesn't all have to come in, Yeah,
and they have. They have to stagger them because there's
not even enough tasks for them.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Well, that makes sense because if you work a solitary
job where your focus is to interact with other people,
like in sales, where you're in meetings all day, are
going out to take out clients and going places, then
I understand you don't really need to be in an
office because your best you know, your best foot forward
is going to be put when trying to close those
deals out in the field.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But for what we do, I like to see you all.
I like the body the body language.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yes, we like the body language you do.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Back in the old days, the old days of radio,
I mean, sales managers would be mad if you were
in the office. They wanted you out on the streets
and meeting people and cold calling people and so. And
it depends on who you are, you know, and what
business you're in. I mean, just because your business is
the way it is, you all need to be in
the office to function and to get things done. Doesn't
(03:19):
mean everyone can be that way. We're actually very lucky
we can do either one. But again, we prefer being
together so don't give us to the eye. You know,
COVID's over bullshit by the way, you know what speaking
of I heard from a friend yesterday who has COVID
right now. I was like, real, what you must want
to have, like some old disease that's been like dissolved.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I mean, that's scurvy scurvy elvis.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
My my brother in law got it for the first
time two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like it's still there.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, welcome, it's still there.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well anyway, so here we are.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
It is kind of weird, though, when I stare at
you all on the screen, I notice things about you
guys that I do not see a notice in person,
Like Scotty is always playing in his ears. Nate so
far has been making the weirdest like fire Marshall Bill faced.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Would you still love me if I look like this? No,
I'm scary.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
If you ever see him, you can tell that he's
looking at himself because he starts doing this thing.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
I don't know. When you do a zoom call, do
you look at the other people? I usually just look
at myself.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
No, No, I look at the camera because I don't
want to look at myself, because I get distracted, Like
right now, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Looking at the camera, I'm not looking at you. I
guess I could look at you, which you're up here and.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Back up.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So we were on a zoom call yesterday. There were
maybe five or six of us on the zoom call.
You were looking at yourself the whole time.
Speaker 9 (04:47):
I always look at myself if I take a phone call,
I go look in a mirror.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
You guys, don't do this.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
If you If you, if you're on a call, you
should look into a mirror because you're going to be
more animated and more energetic because you're actually looking at
someone when you're.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
On the phone. So when you're on the phone, you're
supposed to be looking in the mirror at the same
time yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I can see how that could possibly work.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I've never done it.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
You're just talking to a disembodied voice. So yeah, you're
just you're interacting with someone just happens to be yourself.
You're gonna be in a better mood.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Usually because you're gonna no one sees you more than you, buddy.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
You are. I didn't do my hair today, but you
know what, I.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Still I do miss the old days of Nate taking
muscle shots in the bathroom at the gym.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I know, I got to get back to that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Muscle shots are Jim.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
To our fitness challenge that we're all going to do together.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Did that just go right?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're on the road, We're not together. So sandwich in
my mouth? There's that?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Oh can I.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Speaking of sandwiches? Can I say what I did yesterday?
Slightly ashamed? Slash slightly proud of what I did? So
scary and I we park at a garage a couple
of blocks away and it's at a hotel. So normally
before I get into my car, I go pee in
the lobby. Well, I went to go pee and they're
renovating that bathroom, so I'm like, oh crap, I gotta
go find another bathroom. And your bladder was ready to go.
(06:20):
It was ready to go, you know, me and my
bladder problems lately. But so I go down to the
second floor. I guess it would be like the sub
basement or something where they have all the conference rooms,
but they have bathrooms. So I passed by this massive
table that's filled with brown bag lunches, and I go
to the bathroom and I'm like, those lunches look pretty good.
(06:41):
So I tucked my shirt and so I looked like
the attendees of the conference. I walk by, grab a
bag with a ham sandwich and go on, awesome, wow,
I grab a brown bag.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait what time of day was this, uh,
twelve thirty twelve thirty, So those people had even had
a crack at those bags.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Yet they were starting to filter out because I'm like, oh,
what are they gonna say if I get caught?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
You do I just keep walking.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
But there was people filtering around, standing there eating sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Somewhere people, you're stealing laptops.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You were stealing his theft Tonight's point though.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
You know, everyone you know talks about wedding crashers at
night and parties, but the easiest time to actually steal
things like that is during the afternoon during these conferences.
I've been in so many hotels in the midday whenever
we've done stuff, and it's just there's no security there
and everybody you just you just feel like you're part
of the action.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
You just walk in and it's casual.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm gonna stop everything. I'm working with a bunch of hooligan.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That is that is theft I've done this before. Wa
think about how.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You feel when we have breakfast delivered to us and
the raccoons from the other radio stations come in our stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Do you know how mad you get? Okay, we didn't
even pay for that stuff.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I didn't pay.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
I wasn't attending the conference. But they had three distinct
piles there. There was a vegetarian option, and chicken salad,
and the ham and cheese. I took from the ham
and cheese because it had the most and like, nobody
likes ham and cheese here, so.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I grabbed the ham and cheese.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
I guarantee they probably had to throw away fifty of
those things because.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That lesson that lessons the scandal, the.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Corporate alvis, I mean, some big ass companies paying for
everyone to be there.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're flying everybody. Okay, all right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Gonna go to home depots to start stealing shit because
it's paid for my corporate home depot.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Corporate.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
So you've never taken a chocolate chip cookie off of
a odd afternoon conference buffet before?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
When? None?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, unless it was my conference?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, not unless we were invited.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Look at look at Gandhi and Danielle and Garrett you
seem like you're innocent here too.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Well, I just loved that this company, whatever it was,
spent all this money to send all their workers to,
you know, do a team building event. And you know,
Phyllis comes out to get her ham and cheese sandwich
and it's not there, and.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
And then she starts blaming. She starts blaming Steve, thinking
that Steve stole the sandwich.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Two sandwiches.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, the Nates in the car eating the ham and cheese.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
It was a delicious sand mean waist.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
There's always there's always things thrown away. What if they
had exact amount for the people, And what if Steve
was sitting next to Phyllis and he could hear Phyllis's
stomach growling, Philip take it through.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Poor Phyllis went home hungry last night.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Fuck Philis.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I want to ask footage.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I want to go to this hotel and get the footage.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Being a little weasel still in that lunch.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yeah, I was so nonchalant about him, like, you grab
your sandwich and go, just look like you're gonna go
work on a laptop in the lobby for.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Fifteen twenty minutes. In between these these sessions.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
What else was in the bag besides the ham and.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I gotta say, Danielle, you would have loved the snicker
doodle cookie. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
I do love a good snickerd cook really good in
a great bag of chips, I can't remember the brand,
and a and a Gala apple.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
It was like the perfect perfect lunch.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's Phyllis's.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Phillis requested the Gala apples.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I just thought of something. Have been faster.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The changeover is not really quick there.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
You can go there every day at that time and
there'll be a different company.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
They have a set conference schedule. I already looked at today. Okay,
I'm like, huh, I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wonder I'm gonna I'm gonna send your photo of every
hotel in our area. And so watch out, watch out
for this slippery bitch.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's stealing Hylas sandwich.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
This is such bum behavior from the two of you. Abhavior.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
There's so much waste. You know, Swich done it before,
I've done it before. It's gonna be a pile of sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You're stealing, just like you stole an oven out of
my office. You're stealing your wow and you know know
Nate is full he's from a family full of people
who are incarcerated from this weird world that we're not
used to. We're used to hanging out with people who
are law abiding, fair citizens.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
They have that look, Elvis, I know what they're doing.
I know what they're doing today.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That looked on their face. I know what they're doing
after work. They're plotting.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hey, Daniel Gandhi, has you noticed Is it my imagination?
But Nate is coming into the show more and more
lately and telling these little stories about things that happens
when he's no longer with us, when he's out and about,
and they're all scandalous.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's filled a scandal.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Really, so we we should trust you here in the office.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I took one sandwich.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's not like I'm robbing banks in my free robbed Phyllis.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Your picture is up everywhere as the sandwich bandit.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
It starts with a sandwich and then a bank.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Okay, it was a sesame seed roll. It was a
really good sandwich.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Someone or did you know you put it?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
They'd have a little bit of mayo.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
But old yesterday that his brother is a law enforcement officer.
Imagine the shame and dishonor you would bring to your
family if you got busted stealing a sandwich from a
corporate event to shame.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
That really would be a hell of a way to
go down.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Did you get a drink with it?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
You know? I forgot to grab the drink. They did
have a stack, a stack.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm like, go back today in case they're there, Say hey.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
I'm going back.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You get busted for biting.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
You know, that's why I'm wearing a collared shirt today.
Dress up with these things. I have to look the part.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I can't just how many days the conference is going.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Jimmie Buffett T shirt.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I gotta say, if I saw you walk up to
the table and take a corporate lunch, I'd be like, yeah,
he's probably one's with him.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
He's accounting.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You do even if you're your your skirt, your shirt,
skirt shirt is untocked.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You you look nerdy enough to pull it all.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
Yeah, and you know what, I'm gonna take it next
level because they all have his standard name tags.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
You know, they write the name.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
In hello, my name is stupid little plastic bowlder. I'm
gonna get one of those Nathaniel shirt.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
No, it's kidna say scary right.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I think uh, I think we're done. We had another
thing to talk about. We don't need to.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Talk about that now because we talked about the fevery.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Yeah, Nate's innocent.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's innocent.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Waste management, you have zero integrity. With that said, we
got to get out of here. Poor Philips say goodbye everyone.
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