May 16, 2023 • 13 mins
Nate believes 6 out 10 people think he's "doable" and Skeery believes he's the hottest at the DMV
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fifteen Mini Morning Show podcast, And we're here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's Scottie b HII and I see a Gandhi and
I see Scotty, I see live from our Jacksonville studio,
the One and Only Froggy. Hello, there's Danielle straight Nate
over here taking the whole world's out to have sex
with him. Well, he didn't announce that on the show today.
He thinks everyone wants to do him most people. Most people,
I would say the majority of people.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, say you bet ten people. Out of the ten people,
how many of those people would you think want to
have sex?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Minimum minimum?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
There are fourteen people on the show. Take yourself out
to thirteen people part of this show. How many of
us do you think are trying to get in your
paint that?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Male and female?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I'd say Scotty would be interested in me.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Give it a whirl, Yeah, see that one.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I Give it a whirl is different than actively wanting
to exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Giving it a world is the same thing as actively
doing no.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's not a certain new sex position. Yeah, hard pass here,
come over and give it a whirl. Hard pass on me.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Confidence is a good thing, right on.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bloated egos another it was, yes, it is.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I might be a little overly concot Then I got
a question, where does the where does confidence crossed the
line to egotistical or Nate?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is there a moment? Is there like a thing like
this moment right here? Thanks for putting it out scary.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Thanks for our friend Austin who runs uh sugar Wood.
Remember they brought the penis.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, last day in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
That was such a fun day with.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
A cream frosting. Anyway, he sends us these shirts, sugar Wood.
Why y'all gag it? Why is it backwards? Because so
you can see the girth?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Is that that's upside down and both ways?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
The penis on the front is so interesting because it's
very it's just girth.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's just really there's a cloud.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
There's no there's no like length.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's like a soup can.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like, what is that?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I like our studio?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is there a problem with that?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Garrett just joined us? Garrett is here? Is that a
show his hands?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
How many of you look like that?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Garrett?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Do you want to do?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what we're talking about.
I just he thinks six out of ten people want
to have sex with him.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I could see that, Yeah, he is a good looking guy.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Only the men are saying that, by the way, which
goes back.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
To what we were talking about.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
But then he opens his mouth and then I don't know.
And then once you get to know, do you.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Guys remember that Seinfeld episode where they were having the
argument about what percentage of people are actually attractive?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's actually a very.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Small percent and I think we all on this show
fit into that percentage.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think a lot of people would want to have
sex with all of us on this show. Nah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, yes, No, that's a bogus, bogus statement.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's a percentage of us who.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
There's a lot of unattractive people in this.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't think that that's right, but that's your opinion.
Like my my attracted person in your attracted person.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There is someone in this building who I've been I've
been sort of like WHOA lately.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Really there is I feel it.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'll never say it out loud, I'll never admit it
to anyone, but you know, I think about it. But
I don't think anyone else in this room would think
this person is that attractive.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So It's all subjective, is it not.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
I don't know your regards to d m V and
just sit in that room.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I look around.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm like, oh my god, I'm the hottest person in here.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
For every chair for you, like a monster truck pull.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You know, I'm sorry for the monster truck pull. Go
to a w W A fight, no offense.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
You can't say no.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You can't say relatively speaking.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, okay, back to the the the DMV, the Department
of Motor Vehicles.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I gotta go there today. Do they have what I
have to go there today? Picture? I will you do it?
A candidate photo?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I mean obviously, attractive people need licenses as well.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Where do they go? Is there a d m V
only for good looking people? Duty already?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well, you're sitting there in court. I gotta go to
trafficd WORT tomorrow. I'm gonna be sitting there. I'm like,
holy shit, I'm a supermodel computer.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You guys are asking when you think is not attractive.
There's somebody out there that finds that person.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
That was my point, all right, but this is not
an ego blasted thing. This is I think Nata speaking fast.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's scary.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Was dead on the money with the day and then
you just ump it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
If you talk about an event that has a typical
target demo of people who are not as attractive as
you would like for them to be, you can't apply
that to the to the Department of Motor Vehicles because
everyone goes there.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Everyone goes there. I mean, it's not a duty.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
The point is, there's so a small percentage of attractive people.
You don't see anybody else because there's so few.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'll give you this. So I live out in my well.
I live several places, but one is suburban New York.
Out in the country.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Out there not a lot of attract people. I maybe
it's compared to New York City.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
New York City because of the vibe of the city,
because of the youth of the city, because of the
aggressiveness or aggression whatever of the people working here, and
see they look more attractive.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I look at it differently. I look at like, if
you go to a place like that that's attractive for
that area, and they find each other attractive because that's
their thing. You go to New York City, what we
look like here, They're going to find that attractive because.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's do you know what I mean, if you want
to find someone that matches you in the looks partment,
you should go to the DMV.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Maybe I should.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
I don't also think that that attractive people make themselves
more visible.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's more, there's more pitch out there. They're more visible
because you're looking at them, right nom Like like look
on Twitter. People that are eggs on Twitter.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
They don't have a picture or there it's a landscape
as a Facebook photo or their kids and not them.
Those those people are not being shown. So you may
think the perception is there's more attractive people in this
world because when you see faces like, oh they're hot,
they're hot.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I don't think I'm going to put an egg up
on Twitter for my profile picture because I don't it's
an anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I think it's a silhouette because I don't think I'm
good looking. I think troll.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
And you want to leave shitty comments for people and
not have them come back and be like, well you're.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Bald or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I know I know several attractive people who don't show
photos of themselves at all on sociale wow.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But it's just I.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Don't Maybe it's this confidence thing but anyway, you're you're
being very quiet, Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I'm just I'm stunned at the at these two scary
thinking he's the hottest guy at the DMV. That's just
a weird statement I'll take in general.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I own it.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
He's the hottest guy as a DMV. Solid profile over
here for you. And then six out of ten people
want to bang me. I'm speachless.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's three out of five, I know fractions.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
I feel so much better about myself. Actually, no, I
might know about this too.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
There's something that was scary was saying, like I would
have friends visit me from Pennsylvania and they would come
out to LA and they would be like, oh my god,
that you know. That would be uh like a seven
in LA. But that's a Pittsburgh ten, you know, because
you have the rating system because the people in certain what.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
My friends, my friend he said that they can call
them the Hoboken sixes because in Hoboken they might be
nine to tens.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But in other city, in other cities, are in the
big city just a six.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Yes, oh my god, it's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
And That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Anybody attractive, they grew up in a small town most
likely leads.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
So Elvis, Scary and Nate are people in small towns.
I'm sorry that makes Scary and Nate country twenties. Then
if that's the case, if they're looking at it right like.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I mean I go by, I'm like, well, okay, since
sliced bread, I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
There's a gay bar out in New Jersey at the suburbs.
And they said a lot of my friends used to say, yeah,
we go there when we're not feeling really good about
our looks that day.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
That movie So Rude, that the designated ugly friend, fat
friend the duff and it was the girl that surrounded
herself with less attractive people so she stood out more.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
See no is what you feel like you've done here? No,
what's that?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Just because someone's attractive doesn't mean that other people want
to bang them. Like you could just be attractive and
that's it doesn't mean six out of ten people want
to bang you. I'm not saying they don't, but you should.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Just because you think your heart doesn't mean everyone's trying
to actually get in there.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
And let me just clarify, I don't think of like
hot hot I just think I'm more attractive than the
average bear.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, you know what I mean? So you think you're
a bear?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
No, because I know the difference now, because I didn't
actually know that there's an otter.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yes, there's a bear pixie. What's the twink? Twink? What's
an between a twink and a bear? And what's a twink?
Let's see? Is uh you know what? Froggy is an otter?
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Why because you're a normal gay?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Because you're not You're not a twink, but you're not
a bear. A twin cream filled.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
A twink is like really young and want are very young.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, twins.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I was once a young twink, but that was long
before I met you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm an chickens too.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Chickens and then and then the predator guys would be
like the chicken hawks.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's do you know Chris our security guard.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, so when he first joined the academy, he was
a young guy. He said, he was like nineteen twenty
and they plucked him out of the academy and they
had him pretend to be the what are they the
twink prostitute or something like.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
They made him be like you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Walk the streets to pick up trade.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, and then they would.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Bust the people that would you know who got me busted?
I've seen you before. I knew you were familiar to
ask him about it, but that he had a wire,
he wore a wire and everything. So let me ask
you this. Do you think the police department would.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Ever hire you to be Oh absolutely, to be an
undercover cop in a male prostitution where they'd have me sit.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
In the bathroom and I tap people's feet from the stalls.
Oh got, it's so gross, isn't that what happened to
that guy?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, you have to be a Republican senator to do that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
For hiding.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
FID your confident.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's good, Nate, it's good. It's a good way to
go through life.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
It's good. Yeah, it's not cockiness, it's condid.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well you put the cockiness.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
What else I'm reading about? I'm reading about what a
gay otter is?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Okay, What's I mean? I describe as give us the
definition it says.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Within the LGBT community, otter is the term described to
describe a gay man. Otters generally have a lot of
body hair, much like bears, but are smaller in frame.
And or weight considerably less than bears. Otters are usually
found in the vicinity of bears, and the two can
often be found at the same meet up events and gatherings.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh, I didn't know about the hair party.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
I didn't know otters and bears would hang out.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Like I'm a hairless otter.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Well, the empty you're a hairless order, that's why they
hang out, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, I'm an older gay guy and I've put a
few pounds back on now I'm considered a daddy and
a bear, and I don't I don't want to be
either one of them. I'm not your daddy, I'm not
your your I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Saddy daddy Bear.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'll cut a baddy's daddy's zaddy daddy Bear.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're a daddy, daddy, daddy daddy bear.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
What is uncle Johnny?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Then? Uh, it's uncle Johnny. Didn't he get his own category?
He's on his own level? Have we gone over? Do
you have to be a Do you have to be
a dad to be a Zaddye? Think I keep ending
the show? We keep going? Do we have sorry follow
(12:33):
up questions?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Are you a zaddy? I? Do you have to have
a child to be a Zaddy. I don't think Danna knows.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
In my opinion that Zaddy is like older, a choctive
man like above forty, not like old, but.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Like so is scary as Daddy.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He's a Saddy at the d m V. The guy's
on the show.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
What you say is a.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Zaddy, Scottie and yes, Scotty, Scotty, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I don't want to explain it. It's just like a
thing that you feel and he's not.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's not feeling you dog. Can I may I end
this again? Yes, we're done, by bye,
The fifteen Mini Morning Show podcast, And we're here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's Scottie b HII and I see a Gandhi and
I see Scotty, I see live from our Jacksonville studio,
the One and Only Froggy. Hello, there's Danielle straight Nate
over here taking the whole world's out to have sex
with him. Well, he didn't announce that on the show today.
He thinks everyone wants to do him most people. Most people,
I would say the majority of people.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, say you bet ten people. Out of the ten people,
how many of those people would you think want to
have sex?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Minimum minimum?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
There are fourteen people on the show. Take yourself out
to thirteen people part of this show. How many of
us do you think are trying to get in your
paint that?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Male and female?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I'd say Scotty would be interested in me.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Give it a whirl, Yeah, see that one.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I Give it a whirl is different than actively wanting
to exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Giving it a world is the same thing as actively
doing no.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's not a certain new sex position. Yeah, hard pass here,
come over and give it a whirl. Hard pass on me.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Confidence is a good thing, right on.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bloated egos another it was, yes, it is.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I might be a little overly concot Then I got
a question, where does the where does confidence crossed the
line to egotistical or Nate?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is there a moment? Is there like a thing like
this moment right here? Thanks for putting it out scary.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Thanks for our friend Austin who runs uh sugar Wood.
Remember they brought the penis.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, last day in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
That was such a fun day with.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
A cream frosting. Anyway, he sends us these shirts, sugar Wood.
Why y'all gag it? Why is it backwards? Because so
you can see the girth?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Is that that's upside down and both ways?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
The penis on the front is so interesting because it's
very it's just girth.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's just really there's a cloud.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
There's no there's no like length.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's like a soup can.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like, what is that?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I like our studio?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is there a problem with that?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Garrett just joined us? Garrett is here? Is that a
show his hands?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
How many of you look like that?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Garrett?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Do you want to do?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what we're talking about.
I just he thinks six out of ten people want
to have sex with him.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I could see that, Yeah, he is a good looking guy.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Only the men are saying that, by the way, which
goes back.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
To what we were talking about.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
But then he opens his mouth and then I don't know.
And then once you get to know, do you.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Guys remember that Seinfeld episode where they were having the
argument about what percentage of people are actually attractive?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's actually a very.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Small percent and I think we all on this show
fit into that percentage.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think a lot of people would want to have
sex with all of us on this show. Nah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, yes, No, that's a bogus, bogus statement.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's a percentage of us who.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
There's a lot of unattractive people in this.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't think that that's right, but that's your opinion.
Like my my attracted person in your attracted person.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There is someone in this building who I've been I've
been sort of like WHOA lately.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Really there is I feel it.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'll never say it out loud, I'll never admit it
to anyone, but you know, I think about it. But
I don't think anyone else in this room would think
this person is that attractive.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So It's all subjective, is it not.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
I don't know your regards to d m V and
just sit in that room.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I look around.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm like, oh my god, I'm the hottest person in here.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
For every chair for you, like a monster truck pull.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You know, I'm sorry for the monster truck pull. Go
to a w W A fight, no offense.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
You can't say no.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You can't say relatively speaking.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, okay, back to the the the DMV, the Department
of Motor Vehicles.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I gotta go there today. Do they have what I
have to go there today? Picture? I will you do it?
A candidate photo?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I mean obviously, attractive people need licenses as well.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Where do they go? Is there a d m V
only for good looking people? Duty already?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well, you're sitting there in court. I gotta go to
trafficd WORT tomorrow. I'm gonna be sitting there. I'm like,
holy shit, I'm a supermodel computer.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You guys are asking when you think is not attractive.
There's somebody out there that finds that person.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
That was my point, all right, but this is not
an ego blasted thing. This is I think Nata speaking fast.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's scary.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Was dead on the money with the day and then
you just ump it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
If you talk about an event that has a typical
target demo of people who are not as attractive as
you would like for them to be, you can't apply
that to the to the Department of Motor Vehicles because
everyone goes there.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Everyone goes there. I mean, it's not a duty.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
The point is, there's so a small percentage of attractive people.
You don't see anybody else because there's so few.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'll give you this. So I live out in my well.
I live several places, but one is suburban New York.
Out in the country.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Out there not a lot of attract people. I maybe
it's compared to New York City.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
New York City because of the vibe of the city,
because of the youth of the city, because of the
aggressiveness or aggression whatever of the people working here, and
see they look more attractive.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I look at it differently. I look at like, if
you go to a place like that that's attractive for
that area, and they find each other attractive because that's
their thing. You go to New York City, what we
look like here, They're going to find that attractive because.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's do you know what I mean, if you want
to find someone that matches you in the looks partment,
you should go to the DMV.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Maybe I should.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
I don't also think that that attractive people make themselves
more visible.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's more, there's more pitch out there. They're more visible
because you're looking at them, right nom Like like look
on Twitter. People that are eggs on Twitter.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
They don't have a picture or there it's a landscape
as a Facebook photo or their kids and not them.
Those those people are not being shown. So you may
think the perception is there's more attractive people in this
world because when you see faces like, oh they're hot,
they're hot.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I don't think I'm going to put an egg up
on Twitter for my profile picture because I don't it's
an anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I think it's a silhouette because I don't think I'm
good looking. I think troll.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
And you want to leave shitty comments for people and
not have them come back and be like, well you're.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Bald or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I know I know several attractive people who don't show
photos of themselves at all on sociale wow.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But it's just I.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Don't Maybe it's this confidence thing but anyway, you're you're
being very quiet, Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I'm just I'm stunned at the at these two scary
thinking he's the hottest guy at the DMV. That's just
a weird statement I'll take in general.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I own it.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
He's the hottest guy as a DMV. Solid profile over
here for you. And then six out of ten people
want to bang me. I'm speachless.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's three out of five, I know fractions.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
I feel so much better about myself. Actually, no, I
might know about this too.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
There's something that was scary was saying, like I would
have friends visit me from Pennsylvania and they would come
out to LA and they would be like, oh my god,
that you know. That would be uh like a seven
in LA. But that's a Pittsburgh ten, you know, because
you have the rating system because the people in certain what.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
My friends, my friend he said that they can call
them the Hoboken sixes because in Hoboken they might be
nine to tens.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But in other city, in other cities, are in the
big city just a six.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Yes, oh my god, it's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
And That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Anybody attractive, they grew up in a small town most
likely leads.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
So Elvis, Scary and Nate are people in small towns.
I'm sorry that makes Scary and Nate country twenties. Then
if that's the case, if they're looking at it right like.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I mean I go by, I'm like, well, okay, since
sliced bread, I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
There's a gay bar out in New Jersey at the suburbs.
And they said a lot of my friends used to say, yeah,
we go there when we're not feeling really good about
our looks that day.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
That movie So Rude, that the designated ugly friend, fat
friend the duff and it was the girl that surrounded
herself with less attractive people so she stood out more.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
See no is what you feel like you've done here? No,
what's that?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Just because someone's attractive doesn't mean that other people want
to bang them. Like you could just be attractive and
that's it doesn't mean six out of ten people want
to bang you. I'm not saying they don't, but you should.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Just because you think your heart doesn't mean everyone's trying
to actually get in there.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
And let me just clarify, I don't think of like
hot hot I just think I'm more attractive than the
average bear.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, you know what I mean? So you think you're
a bear?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
No, because I know the difference now, because I didn't
actually know that there's an otter.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yes, there's a bear pixie. What's the twink? Twink? What's
an between a twink and a bear? And what's a twink?
Let's see? Is uh you know what? Froggy is an otter?
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Why because you're a normal gay?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Because you're not You're not a twink, but you're not
a bear. A twin cream filled.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
A twink is like really young and want are very young.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, twins.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I was once a young twink, but that was long
before I met you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm an chickens too.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Chickens and then and then the predator guys would be
like the chicken hawks.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's do you know Chris our security guard.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, so when he first joined the academy, he was
a young guy. He said, he was like nineteen twenty
and they plucked him out of the academy and they
had him pretend to be the what are they the
twink prostitute or something like.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
They made him be like you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Walk the streets to pick up trade.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, and then they would.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Bust the people that would you know who got me busted?
I've seen you before. I knew you were familiar to
ask him about it, but that he had a wire,
he wore a wire and everything. So let me ask
you this. Do you think the police department would.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Ever hire you to be Oh absolutely, to be an
undercover cop in a male prostitution where they'd have me sit.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
In the bathroom and I tap people's feet from the stalls.
Oh got, it's so gross, isn't that what happened to
that guy?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, you have to be a Republican senator to do that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
For hiding.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
FID your confident.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's good, Nate, it's good. It's a good way to
go through life.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
It's good. Yeah, it's not cockiness, it's condid.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well you put the cockiness.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
What else I'm reading about? I'm reading about what a
gay otter is?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Okay, What's I mean? I describe as give us the
definition it says.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Within the LGBT community, otter is the term described to
describe a gay man. Otters generally have a lot of
body hair, much like bears, but are smaller in frame.
And or weight considerably less than bears. Otters are usually
found in the vicinity of bears, and the two can
often be found at the same meet up events and gatherings.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh, I didn't know about the hair party.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
I didn't know otters and bears would hang out.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Like I'm a hairless otter.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Well, the empty you're a hairless order, that's why they
hang out, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, I'm an older gay guy and I've put a
few pounds back on now I'm considered a daddy and
a bear, and I don't I don't want to be
either one of them. I'm not your daddy, I'm not
your your I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Saddy daddy Bear.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'll cut a baddy's daddy's zaddy daddy Bear.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're a daddy, daddy, daddy daddy bear.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
What is uncle Johnny?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Then? Uh, it's uncle Johnny. Didn't he get his own category?
He's on his own level? Have we gone over? Do
you have to be a Do you have to be
a dad to be a Zaddye? Think I keep ending
the show? We keep going? Do we have sorry follow
(12:33):
up questions?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Are you a zaddy? I? Do you have to have
a child to be a Zaddy. I don't think Danna knows.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
In my opinion that Zaddy is like older, a choctive
man like above forty, not like old, but.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Like so is scary as Daddy.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He's a Saddy at the d m V. The guy's
on the show.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
What you say is a.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Zaddy, Scottie and yes, Scotty, Scotty, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I don't want to explain it. It's just like a
thing that you feel and he's not.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's not feeling you dog. Can I may I end
this again? Yes, we're done, by bye,
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