May 9, 2023 • 12 mins
Straight Nate got a fresh new haircut! We compare how much we pay and Scotty B shares a story about the time he was shaved in a closet at his barbershop.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Melie Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, we are the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
In the other room is Scotty Bell.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And there's a Gandhi and Scary. There's Garrett, here's Danielle, and.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Here's a handsome You got your haircut?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
You look really good.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I got them all cut.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I finally found that Danielle.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I finally found somebody that really knows how to cut
my hair.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Well, how did you find this person?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Trial and error?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Error haircut today? I can't wait, tons of error error.
Look at Deanna. Look how handsome he is.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
What do you think Deanna looks good?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's I don't know, it's just kind of like a
standard guy's haircut. But it's hard to find some that
you trust with your hair, like you go to the
same personal time.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is my second time going to her.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh so you're experimenting too, Kristin Lover.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, but but Garrett goes to Kristin too, and his
hair is crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Well, yeah I haven't. It's been like a month and
a half, so my hair grows quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's up.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She was the one that told Garrett, you know what
you need to get your hair in the air.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Well she I mean, she works on some great hair too,
across the board, and she goes, let's try this way,
and so it's it's trial and error.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like Nate said, I like your hair.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What's the average price for like a haircut for like
you people that spend money on haircut? Four dollars me,
I'm at twenty three. That's what. Okay, that's a barbershop.
Then barbershop, you know, twenty three the nice and cheap,
really good. They do the full they do. The razor
asked if I wanted to pull on shade.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do you remember when I was a platinum blonde.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, that was like seven hundred dollars getting I mean,
are you well, I had to go back and get
it tuned up. Oh, forget everyone, calm down. I had
to go back and get it tuned up. And so,
I mean, like in a couple of months time, it.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Was you're ever going to do that again?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, because Alex said, I look like a whoreror.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I love you, honey.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I go to this place, and I don't know if
I'm being scammed again on my market.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Thanks. I'm in the market for.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
A new uh, a new hairstylist. And I've been trying
to different places. In the last three that I went to,
they all have different prices for different stylists. So if
you want the novice, it's forty dollars for a men's haircut,
fifty dollars for the junior, sixty dollars for the senior.
So I'm like a twenty dollar price differential.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
But who's to.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Say that the novice isn't going to give you a
better haircut for your head than.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The senior, Right, you know, I just went, I go,
I take the fifty.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, stylist one, two, three, like I think it goes
up to six or something.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You got to start somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
They have a master, Yeah, they have a master.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
And actually that's what it's called the master's styles.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, so we can't use that word master.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
It sounds awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't like that. Well what therooms master?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
A craft?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, what do they call like a bedroom?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Now, it's the primary bedroom, different the primary haircutter.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's exactly like a masterpiece is something an artist creates
that is his most impressive work.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Well, so, in other words, it comes the guy who
makes the most money at the barbershop is the guy
who owns it or has the biggest ego, or.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
It has been there the longest time. In taking more
classes and you know, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So there is a difference. Then I started at forty.
See what happens? I how much did you pay for
that fifty a haircut?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's all right, I don't love it.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
He mentioned, I'm looking for a new stylist. The Gandhi's
eyes shut up to his hair, looking at it for
a few seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did you investigate it?
Speaker 9 (03:47):
I did you know when someone says that you look
at their hair, like when we were talking about Nate's haircut,
of course, the first thing I do is look at
his hair. Nate, I think what it could have been
with you for a while. You have curly hair. There's
a different type of haircut for curly hair. I know
because I have curly hair.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It took me forty some years to realize. Do not
use thinning shears on your hair if you have curly hair,
because then it just you get the Albert Einstein.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You want to keep like the water dog feel.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, you kind of got to like cut with the grain.
I guess, for lack of a better word, but like
for for women. I didn't realize how expensive your Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Heather got back. She goes, yeah, I got my hair.
Did I go How much was that? I'm thinking like
maybe one hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She goes five.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
S cooler and stuff too. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Color color can be very expensive.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I had a friend who did color correction, so if
someone fucked up your hair color, you would go to
him to fix it, and he would he would.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He knew his chemicals, he knew.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
How to do all the Yeah, he knew how to
do all that. But when you go to do color correction,
you have to be careful because that's when the hair
can start to burn and fry stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
There's a guy in Dubai. His name is Moan Hair.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think a Dubai guy.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yes, hold on, I want this guy to just touch
my head once.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
You see one of those guys that like light your
hair on fire and then cuts it.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
He makes his own products, and he has all these
boxes and he knows exactly what color combination and he
makes these women look like like how the hell did
he get that color? In one sitting? And he's like
rubbing all the stuff through their hair.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's a science.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh my goodness one time, I just want to go there.
I'm going to Dubai Jets for that. I am amazing.
He's amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
We're going to send you there.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
I gonna get the Samurai sword haircut? Have you seen
that one?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't want that.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
Cut your hair with a sword.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Why would someone anyone want that? No?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Well, it's like the fire one too. They light your
hair on fire and then they start like cutting it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Smell where is Just give me a just give me
a haircut.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Have you ever taken a picture in like a famous
person like, oh I want this one? Uh No, no,
what they did yesterday anyway, And.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I'm so appreciative of it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
As a guy, you'll probably know this. When you get
your haircut, they always say, hey, do you want me
to put some jill in there? Like, no, I'm going
home and washing this shit out, all these little tiny hairs. Yeah,
why do they ask if you want it styled?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Because sometimes you have a place to go out.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, and have you seen have you seen that container
of gel? All the other little hairs that are in
there from other people? Gross?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What I'm saying is like I have all these little
hairs all over my face, my forehead.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm gonna take a shower. Get.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's good to take a shower after a hair get.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
But if you're on your way to an event or something, yeah,
you know, because a lot like my friend my girlfriends,
they they'll get a blowout, like right before they throw
their stuff on and go to an event. Yeah, and
blowouts to me. I love that that industry has taken off.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah. There's I mean a blow dry bar they do.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Near my apartment. Downtown. There's a blowout place every block.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I want to open up massages only for your head,
because you know, that's the best part of getting your
hair done, is like the five minutes that they put
that conditioner in and then they rub that alone. I
would pay money to go and have barbeps.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Not in my place. I got a creepy old man
that has one of these old school massages that he
puts on his hand.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
I really, didn't you end up naked in a closet
the last time you want to get a HAIRCUTA.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, no, several times this has happened. Every time he goes,
he gets naked in the closet. Tell the story.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Scotty.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Well, I mean I was going to see Froggy maybe
a year or so ago, and I knew there was
going to be some beach involved, So you know, I
asked the guy to shave as far down to the
back of my neck as possible, and he's like, I'm
gonna just do your whole body. And I was like,
all right, he said, take your shirt off and meet
me in the closet.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
And that at all.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, I've been going to this place for years.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Well, and that's he doesn't want you disrobing in the barbershop.
But I'm sure he does a lot of full body shaves.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I don't know if that's really their specialty in the
extra did you paying extra for that? Yeah, it was
like twenty five dollars more.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
We never find out how much Scotty pays though for
his haircut.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, it's been going up. Mine's all, so twenty two dollars.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Now they are finding more creative ways to charge guys
more by giving you a whole experience, because some of
these barber shops you go into, it's like you sit
down like like some Scotch we want a cappuccino or something.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm like, oh, Wow, drink service. This is great. And
then they interest you in the single edge.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Great razors shave where they do a whole thing with
hot towels and they lean back in the chair. You
lean back in the chair and they shave you old
school like you're in the nineteen fifties, the.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Shit out of me.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I got it done, though, I got it done. I
gotta say it's nice to be pampered.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I can.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
I can say I could see why sometimes women spend
a lot of time in the salon and then just
you know, just taking the you know time and chilling,
hanging out talking.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Having a having a beer. I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Ye, it's cool all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
But that bottle with my cow did the experience was
like over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
I'm like, oh, ship's sign up for this. But but
of course you sit there and you get suckered in.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
What was the movie where the guy took you in
the back and he like had his way with you
and cut your hair and then sent you back on
the street.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't know, but I want to go.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yes, Adam Taylor movie the Guy, Yes Adam.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It was.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
No no, no, no, no no, or something.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
So something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He was the Israeli way. He takes it in the
back and Sultan has his way with you.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
What the hell was the name of the movie? Wait?
Wait wait? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Sohan?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I never saw Sohan.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It's actually a very It's like one of those like
I'm never gonna watch this, then you watch it on
a plane.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Watch it on a plane. It was a plane film.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
He's going the back with him and he's like and
they all come out with new hair and very happy expressions.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
The barber shop is the first place I ever saw
a playboy when I was a kid. They used to
just have him laying all over the place in the eighties.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
You're such a perfine, that's where it all started for you,
because yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Damn Peter the barber.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Perfect name. So wow, what else do you want to talk.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
About, Scottie?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What well?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I mean, they don't have a special room for it
is not you say it done?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That is the special room. How much extra did you pay?
Was that five dollars? Yeah, that's a lot to trim
your body?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
He said, as usually it's forty. He gave it to
me for twenty four.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Did you do the front two?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Like?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah? Do you? Yeah? It was it was my stomach,
my back, did your lower back? My arms?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Do you think he would have went all the way
if you asked him?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah? He said, do you want me to do your
your legs? Also, I was like, what.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Did he tuck the Did he tuck the apron into
your waistband? So you didn't get the hair? No, there
was just hair everywhere. We did do the plastic bag
like you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hey, slush back in here you can see can you
give me a name? Will show, He'll demonstrate I did
this the other day. This is how we'll wrap up
this incredible andreible. This is also a best of I
remember this technique.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, it works. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
He was out in the living room showing us all
these and I'm like, what do you do all?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
This is how you know I used to ships in
the backyard, but the guy next door.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Down on the ocean.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
So don't turn around. I love New York.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh yeah, we do that great marketing.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So we're going to catch all the hair from your
nether region.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Your another reason you put the bag like this, bless
you on one leg, so it's like a diaper effect.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, Like I said, I love New York.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It's like a creating, like a hammock. And then when
you trim your pubes, they all land in the bag.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
You must wait a long time to trim your pubes.
That that much is.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Coming off my hair grows.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
We're gonna need a bigger bag hotel shower drain.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I mean, well, it works just.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
In the hard rock, but he won't hear that.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
If you lose your balance and stumble.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It almost happened a couple of times.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Just like a wiggle and a fotty.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Is Peter flying in to do that for you? Yeah? Yeah,
Peter's long dead. It's like we've reached the end of
our podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
And on that note, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Melie Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, we are the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
In the other room is Scotty Bell.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And there's a Gandhi and Scary. There's Garrett, here's Danielle, and.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Here's a handsome You got your haircut?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
You look really good.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I got them all cut.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I finally found that Danielle.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I finally found somebody that really knows how to cut
my hair.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Well, how did you find this person?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Trial and error?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Error haircut today? I can't wait, tons of error error.
Look at Deanna. Look how handsome he is.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
What do you think Deanna looks good?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's I don't know, it's just kind of like a
standard guy's haircut. But it's hard to find some that
you trust with your hair, like you go to the
same personal time.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is my second time going to her.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh so you're experimenting too, Kristin Lover.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, but but Garrett goes to Kristin too, and his
hair is crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Well, yeah I haven't. It's been like a month and
a half, so my hair grows quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's up.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She was the one that told Garrett, you know what
you need to get your hair in the air.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Well she I mean, she works on some great hair too,
across the board, and she goes, let's try this way,
and so it's it's trial and error.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like Nate said, I like your hair.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What's the average price for like a haircut for like
you people that spend money on haircut? Four dollars me,
I'm at twenty three. That's what. Okay, that's a barbershop.
Then barbershop, you know, twenty three the nice and cheap,
really good. They do the full they do. The razor
asked if I wanted to pull on shade.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do you remember when I was a platinum blonde.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, that was like seven hundred dollars getting I mean,
are you well, I had to go back and get
it tuned up. Oh, forget everyone, calm down. I had
to go back and get it tuned up. And so,
I mean, like in a couple of months time, it.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Was you're ever going to do that again?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, because Alex said, I look like a whoreror.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I love you, honey.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I go to this place, and I don't know if
I'm being scammed again on my market.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Thanks. I'm in the market for.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
A new uh, a new hairstylist. And I've been trying
to different places. In the last three that I went to,
they all have different prices for different stylists. So if
you want the novice, it's forty dollars for a men's haircut,
fifty dollars for the junior, sixty dollars for the senior.
So I'm like a twenty dollar price differential.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
But who's to.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Say that the novice isn't going to give you a
better haircut for your head than.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The senior, Right, you know, I just went, I go,
I take the fifty.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, stylist one, two, three, like I think it goes
up to six or something.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You got to start somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
They have a master, Yeah, they have a master.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
And actually that's what it's called the master's styles.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, so we can't use that word master.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
It sounds awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't like that. Well what therooms master?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
A craft?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, what do they call like a bedroom?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Now, it's the primary bedroom, different the primary haircutter.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's exactly like a masterpiece is something an artist creates
that is his most impressive work.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Well, so, in other words, it comes the guy who
makes the most money at the barbershop is the guy
who owns it or has the biggest ego, or.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
It has been there the longest time. In taking more
classes and you know, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So there is a difference. Then I started at forty.
See what happens? I how much did you pay for
that fifty a haircut?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's all right, I don't love it.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
He mentioned, I'm looking for a new stylist. The Gandhi's
eyes shut up to his hair, looking at it for
a few seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did you investigate it?
Speaker 9 (03:47):
I did you know when someone says that you look
at their hair, like when we were talking about Nate's haircut,
of course, the first thing I do is look at
his hair. Nate, I think what it could have been
with you for a while. You have curly hair. There's
a different type of haircut for curly hair. I know
because I have curly hair.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It took me forty some years to realize. Do not
use thinning shears on your hair if you have curly hair,
because then it just you get the Albert Einstein.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You want to keep like the water dog feel.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, you kind of got to like cut with the grain.
I guess, for lack of a better word, but like
for for women. I didn't realize how expensive your Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Heather got back. She goes, yeah, I got my hair.
Did I go How much was that? I'm thinking like
maybe one hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She goes five.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
S cooler and stuff too. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Color color can be very expensive.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I had a friend who did color correction, so if
someone fucked up your hair color, you would go to
him to fix it, and he would he would.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He knew his chemicals, he knew.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
How to do all the Yeah, he knew how to
do all that. But when you go to do color correction,
you have to be careful because that's when the hair
can start to burn and fry stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
There's a guy in Dubai. His name is Moan Hair.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think a Dubai guy.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yes, hold on, I want this guy to just touch
my head once.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
You see one of those guys that like light your
hair on fire and then cuts it.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
He makes his own products, and he has all these
boxes and he knows exactly what color combination and he
makes these women look like like how the hell did
he get that color? In one sitting? And he's like
rubbing all the stuff through their hair.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's a science.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh my goodness one time, I just want to go there.
I'm going to Dubai Jets for that. I am amazing.
He's amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
We're going to send you there.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
I gonna get the Samurai sword haircut? Have you seen
that one?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't want that.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
Cut your hair with a sword.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Why would someone anyone want that? No?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Well, it's like the fire one too. They light your
hair on fire and then they start like cutting it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Smell where is Just give me a just give me
a haircut.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Have you ever taken a picture in like a famous
person like, oh I want this one? Uh No, no,
what they did yesterday anyway, And.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I'm so appreciative of it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
As a guy, you'll probably know this. When you get
your haircut, they always say, hey, do you want me
to put some jill in there? Like, no, I'm going
home and washing this shit out, all these little tiny hairs. Yeah,
why do they ask if you want it styled?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Because sometimes you have a place to go out.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, and have you seen have you seen that container
of gel? All the other little hairs that are in
there from other people? Gross?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What I'm saying is like I have all these little
hairs all over my face, my forehead.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm gonna take a shower. Get.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's good to take a shower after a hair get.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
But if you're on your way to an event or something, yeah,
you know, because a lot like my friend my girlfriends,
they they'll get a blowout, like right before they throw
their stuff on and go to an event. Yeah, and
blowouts to me. I love that that industry has taken off.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah. There's I mean a blow dry bar they do.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Near my apartment. Downtown. There's a blowout place every block.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I want to open up massages only for your head,
because you know, that's the best part of getting your
hair done, is like the five minutes that they put
that conditioner in and then they rub that alone. I
would pay money to go and have barbeps.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Not in my place. I got a creepy old man
that has one of these old school massages that he
puts on his hand.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
I really, didn't you end up naked in a closet
the last time you want to get a HAIRCUTA.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, no, several times this has happened. Every time he goes,
he gets naked in the closet. Tell the story.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Scotty.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Well, I mean I was going to see Froggy maybe
a year or so ago, and I knew there was
going to be some beach involved, So you know, I
asked the guy to shave as far down to the
back of my neck as possible, and he's like, I'm
gonna just do your whole body. And I was like,
all right, he said, take your shirt off and meet
me in the closet.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
And that at all.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, I've been going to this place for years.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Well, and that's he doesn't want you disrobing in the barbershop.
But I'm sure he does a lot of full body shaves.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I don't know if that's really their specialty in the
extra did you paying extra for that? Yeah, it was
like twenty five dollars more.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
We never find out how much Scotty pays though for
his haircut.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, it's been going up. Mine's all, so twenty two dollars.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Now they are finding more creative ways to charge guys
more by giving you a whole experience, because some of
these barber shops you go into, it's like you sit
down like like some Scotch we want a cappuccino or something.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm like, oh, Wow, drink service. This is great. And
then they interest you in the single edge.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Great razors shave where they do a whole thing with
hot towels and they lean back in the chair. You
lean back in the chair and they shave you old
school like you're in the nineteen fifties, the.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Shit out of me.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I got it done, though, I got it done. I
gotta say it's nice to be pampered.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I can.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
I can say I could see why sometimes women spend
a lot of time in the salon and then just
you know, just taking the you know time and chilling,
hanging out talking.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Having a having a beer. I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Ye, it's cool all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
But that bottle with my cow did the experience was
like over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
I'm like, oh, ship's sign up for this. But but
of course you sit there and you get suckered in.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
What was the movie where the guy took you in
the back and he like had his way with you
and cut your hair and then sent you back on
the street.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't know, but I want to go.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yes, Adam Taylor movie the Guy, Yes Adam.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It was.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
No no, no, no, no no, or something.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
So something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He was the Israeli way. He takes it in the
back and Sultan has his way with you.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
What the hell was the name of the movie? Wait?
Wait wait? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Sohan?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I never saw Sohan.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It's actually a very It's like one of those like
I'm never gonna watch this, then you watch it on
a plane.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Watch it on a plane. It was a plane film.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
He's going the back with him and he's like and
they all come out with new hair and very happy expressions.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
The barber shop is the first place I ever saw
a playboy when I was a kid. They used to
just have him laying all over the place in the eighties.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
You're such a perfine, that's where it all started for you,
because yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Damn Peter the barber.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Perfect name. So wow, what else do you want to talk.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
About, Scottie?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What well?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I mean, they don't have a special room for it
is not you say it done?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That is the special room. How much extra did you pay?
Was that five dollars? Yeah, that's a lot to trim
your body?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
He said, as usually it's forty. He gave it to
me for twenty four.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Did you do the front two?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Like?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah? Do you? Yeah? It was it was my stomach,
my back, did your lower back? My arms?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Do you think he would have went all the way
if you asked him?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah? He said, do you want me to do your
your legs? Also, I was like, what.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Did he tuck the Did he tuck the apron into
your waistband? So you didn't get the hair? No, there
was just hair everywhere. We did do the plastic bag
like you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hey, slush back in here you can see can you
give me a name? Will show, He'll demonstrate I did
this the other day. This is how we'll wrap up
this incredible andreible. This is also a best of I
remember this technique.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, it works. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
He was out in the living room showing us all
these and I'm like, what do you do all?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
This is how you know I used to ships in
the backyard, but the guy next door.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Down on the ocean.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
So don't turn around. I love New York.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh yeah, we do that great marketing.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So we're going to catch all the hair from your
nether region.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Your another reason you put the bag like this, bless
you on one leg, so it's like a diaper effect.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, Like I said, I love New York.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It's like a creating, like a hammock. And then when
you trim your pubes, they all land in the bag.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
You must wait a long time to trim your pubes.
That that much is.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Coming off my hair grows.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
We're gonna need a bigger bag hotel shower drain.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I mean, well, it works just.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
In the hard rock, but he won't hear that.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
If you lose your balance and stumble.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It almost happened a couple of times.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Just like a wiggle and a fotty.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Is Peter flying in to do that for you? Yeah? Yeah,
Peter's long dead. It's like we've reached the end of
our podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
And on that note, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
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