April 27, 2023 • 15 mins
We sip tequila and talk soap operas!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Present fifteen Morning Show, fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Wow,
we've got a packed room today with special surprise guests.
Well one, we have Scary So, we have Gondhy, we
(00:25):
have Uncle Johnny, we have Garrett. There's Scottie b. Look
in the corner. There's Froggy all the way from Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, And there's Danielle. And there's Straight Nite. Oh nah,
you don't even need me today, there we do. We
always need you every day. I was watching your fifteen
minute morning show podcast yesterday. Oh huh, and all you
guys did was sit there and bitch and moan in
the morning about the about the skate park. Oh yeah,
(00:56):
I wasn't. I was very happy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I actually had a great time they during the during
the podcast, abouts will.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Tell us that sometimes those are the best podcasts.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Which means sometimes they're not.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sometimes all the time. Anyway, let's have a let's have
a podcast of conf let's be positive. You know, it's
just a matter of moments until all slippery slips. All right,
where do you want to go anyone? I have an ideas, Johnny,
you want to talk about anything? Particular on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But they took my soap oper off. That's that's the
only thing. I'm upset.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Days of our Lives moved it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They moved it.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
It's on the Peacock. Now you have to watch the Peacock.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes, I don't have you ever seen a peacock?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I've seen a cock?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, all right, okay, well peacock is Oh how do
we describe streaming video to Uncle john No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, he has cable, it's all he know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I just have what they spectrum. That's what I'll got.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I have now been tasked with figuring out how to
get Peacock on his TV. So we're gonna have fun today,
Uncle Johnny, we're gonna figure this out.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The issue will not be getting it on, it's him
turning it off and going back to regular cable. Will
will be on call for that.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Okay, But does he have like an old sony or
does he have a smart TV? It's a it's a
what's it's a song?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
What?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It is an interesting move by NBC and Peacock because
the very audience that watches Days of our Lives, who've
been there watching it on broadcast TV for years and
years and years.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I feel like that's the audience that would not follow
them over to Peacock.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's it's here's a great example. I mean, he doesn't
understand streaming.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, that's said, that's the end of that.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
What are you gonna do with your friends and sale?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But for years I was all my children, Oh I
did that for like twenty five thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He is, But wait, can't he watch on his his iPad?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, you can watch Peacock on your iPad. Maybe that's
the easiest way to set it up. It's not as
big as a screen a screen, but yeah, but it's
actually brilliant.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
They're they're putting this on streaming, so these people transition
to streaming.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But I think he obviously is a big fan. He's watch.
If you can get Uncle Johnny on streaming, then you
can pull off. And we can't even get him on
on zoom.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Do you have you didn't bring your iPad with you?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Did you know?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Okay, does anybody know what did they replace it with?
What was so important that they took it off and
replaced it with?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I don't know news.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't news. That's cheaper news. You had cheaper, cheaper
to news and it is produced a soap opera. Can
you imagine, just think of the term soap opera. They
began back live. They were live TV, televised live TV dramas,
and I think back in the day, if I'm not mistaken,
they were like fifteen minutes long. They weren't long, yeah,
(03:56):
and they were sponsored by soap companies, and that's they
got the term soap opera.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Think it was fift shows, just regular shows.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, and they were black and white and they were
totally live. So if there was a mistake, it was live.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
When I first got about TVs, we were the first
one in the neighborhood that was the same thing. It
was fifteen wes and watched up Betty White fifteen minutes
and then another one woman goes through the window. We
said they had dropping to you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The woman that went through the window and talked to you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
There were fifteen minute shows.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What wait, back up? What show was that?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm not sure I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can you google woman who flies through window and talks
to you window?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She was sitting in the window and the TV went
in and sorry, I said that, and she would talk
to you and.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
It sounds kind of creepys you make something like that
on Netflix?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
She might have.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yes, was the Wait for Bodies?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh, we wouldn't know. We don't know.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
So the thing about Johnny's show, now he could watch
it every morning starting at six o'clock because that's when
they release it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, you don't have to watch it at a regular time, Johnny.
You can watch it anytime you want.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
It's on demand, so you can wake up and that
it can be the first thing you you do during
the day, is watch that show?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Or to Elvis?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Great answer, there you go.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Did you know that before they were called soap operas,
they were called horse operas.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Horse operas. You should know this, uncle Johnny, because apparently
it was Westerns that were made into a series.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, how about that, you and your boy Gene Audry.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Something new every day?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Is that the same with a novella? That is that's
from Mexican soap opera?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is it a soap opera?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right, well, look we've learned a lot here the
history of television drama. Let's stop now. No, by the
way you want to get can you get all that
tequila that was brought up here? We have the best
tequila's known demand there.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I want that. I want that other one.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Uncle Johnny's favorite tequila on that table is the one
produced by Guy Fieri.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh santo that. Have you tasted it? No, there's no bite,
there's absolutely nothing. You taste very sweet? Wow, it's excellent.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Should we just for investigative purposes just take a sip
of it?
Speaker 8 (06:16):
There's another interesting story. Twenty one seeds is owned by
an all female company. It's run by an all female company,
and it's very take this.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I would try that too. I won't try it all.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Give me a little cups.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Where are we getting those? Get a little cups?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah? I like yourself. Guys, we've had, We've had. I
brought it home earlier than this.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Does this take us the flavor town?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Take you to drunk town?
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Anything?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I just want just a drop?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I wish I put have it in the freezing now
that little left?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
How many years this guy been doing his thing? Because
we when he didn't even have a show, they brought
him up here. We judged the winning chicken parm or something,
and we.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Picked him years and then he went on to when
that chef show, what.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
If we had picked someone else, if it would have
been different yes.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Because we're the all knowing, controlling We did it all
we did it, we did it all along. I just
want to, like a eighty bitty microscopic. Is there something
the bitty okay, titty smells smell it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You ready, Johnny, you're saying there's no bite here.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
No, it's very sweet. No bite.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Someone's gonna get bitten. I can smell it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Bottoms up, bitches, you go first, Let's individually do it.
We'll start with Danielle. I'm not doing okay, we'll start
with certainly.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Well you go whoa yeah, but this is.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I see a bite got about you. I think it
smells like man of chevits. Have you tried it? No,
we need a kosher tequila.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
No biting.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
It bites a little bit, It bites just enough. What
about you a Gandhi, it spills you put it in
a freezer. Well it's late for that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
No, But when it keeps you cool and it has scary.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's tequila y.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
By the way, guy, theater is a friend of ours.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It has nothing to do. It's just the is tequila tequila.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But what's that?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But what did you know?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It is smooth? I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Okay, I'm a.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Dumb ass when it comes to alcohol. Are you supposed
to drink tequila by itself? He's more and.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
More tequilas are meant for sipping and not shooting and
not mixing. And so, for instance, the other night we
went out, we got some cossedral gonz put a couple
of big cubes in it and just slowly. You're not
supposed to shoot that. You're warm and used to that,
though warm, and they just shoot it.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't have that scary.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What class it's in there? Class A zoo in there?
I think it's empty. That he pronounced class A, not
class I've been saying it.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Wrong, class c, l A S class Johnny makes it
sound like a dish at Olive Gardens.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The one that looks like a chess piece. That one
showed it to the You know, I've been drinking it
for years, but we've always said class A class. I
don't know the bottle usually right now, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Johnny feels burned from guys.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Mine is in the freezer and when I take it on.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Are you sure it's the same one? He makes the
one in a black bottle to Is that the one
you have this is right, all right. This says it's class.
It says class.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's a fast word.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Class. I know it is, but I always said classes.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
We don't really serious pronunciations.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Class is pronounced class, but cluss is oul. It goes
like the egg goes in to the uh class classes.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Does that make sense to you? Like a true native?
I'm not a native. That tequila hit you already. It's good.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's just it has bite. I just that's and we
only have like a fifteen minute show.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The freezer is really not going to be a miracle.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, we just we can't do it in a fifteen
minute podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
By the way, if you heard today's show, Gandhi and
Coast Boy Josh and I decided to make dinner plans
for tomorrow night. What no, I'm sorry to finished? No,
go ahead? What no?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
I was gonna say. I'm gonna pick. I want you
to give you the three places you said you want
someone to pick for you.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'll pick. No, we chose, we picked well, okay, well
out of the Taie, Indian or pizza you would have chosen.
We're doing. Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Don't understand of it.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
My question is you just did talk yesterday, and you're
gonna do tie in tomorrow. And I know you love it,
But if you have the chance to do something else,
why wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You know what, I live in New York City. I
have a chance to do something different every day. Yes,
And this is a place I want to share with them.
Plus here's another thing, and this is just for us.
If you go to a restaurant really love it and
you tip the ship out of them, you go back
soon after and they get to know you. And so
when you go in, the chef will sometimes send something
specially that from the kitchen. Anyway, so we're gonna do time.
(11:29):
But so it's Gandhi and coast to boy, Josh and me.
And if Frogy was in town, we didn't invite him.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Wait a minute, if Robby was in town, you would
invite him.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
You didn't invite poor Scary who was like dying in back.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You know, we learned, we learned a long time ago.
When you work in a big family atmosphere like this,
you don't always invite everyone. You guys do things and
don't invite me. And I'm okay with that face.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Look at his face.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I think when you're not invited though, Elvis is generally
they know your response will be and no, so then
they just don't even bother inviting you.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
In the first place I had last night, I had
the duck.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, okay, we're talking about inviting people to you know,
but you're not. Are you going to dinner with us
tomorrow night too?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yes? Absolutely, Elvis, that's a power movie.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You already just said here's what I'm having, and there's.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What I'm having.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You've already pre ordered for tomorrow's dinner.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I will say there have been a couple of times
where we've invited Elvis out. He said, oh, what are
you doing and I say, oh, we're doing this. He's like, oh,
that sounds great. Wish I could be there, and I'll say, oh,
you could go. I don't cross the bridge to Jersey.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
City a special kid tomorrow night. And then so on
there were like scary like I.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Want to go.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
We're like, nah, you don't have to go. But off
the air, what did I do? You said, absolutely, you
should come to dinner. We would love it. And it's
open to everybody whoever wants to have dinner Tomorrow night dinner.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
You're more than what if I was scary, I wouldn't go.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I gotta say this ruins everything.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Wait waiting, is this a pity invite?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
That's why I wore because would you like?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There's something that we do on the show that people
don't understand. It's sarcasm, and so people get mad when
we beat up on each other whatever. We really love
each other and we do that for the fun of it,
right frog, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but we're really
it's a it's we're acting acting.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Sarcasm is lost on the current generation.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I was reading an article that.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Sarcasm is something that was done years ago and there
is a generation gap. So you could say something sarcastically
and people in let's say gen Z will be like,
I think that you meant it literally, like oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Why did you you insult this person? But sarcasm was
such a big thing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
For my generation, so I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's just it's something that's lost. Here's the thing. We're
going to live our true selves and be sarcastic if
we're from that generation. If you don't understand it, I'm sorry.
You got to keep up. I just hope you all
have the best day. You deserve and you know what,
I think that I think we deserve it even better
than we're.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Going to because I'm doing dialys to die, Alex, Alex,
I mean diallos, that's how.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
It's but no, it's dialysis and you do it. Yeah,
here's the thing. Johnny does dialysis three times a week.
He is for ten minutes. He has the cleanest blood
in New York City, and then he goes to the Monster,
has a cocktail, wash it down.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
He's on fire today.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh I'm doing I'm doing the clicking thing. Oh yeah,
you are.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Are we done? I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I think we're done. We're gonna get out of here.
Thank you for being a part of the behind the scenes.
I'm getting in your shot. I beg your pardon. We'll
see you tomorrow. By the fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Present fifteen Morning Show, fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Wow,
we've got a packed room today with special surprise guests.
Well one, we have Scary So, we have Gondhy, we
(00:25):
have Uncle Johnny, we have Garrett. There's Scottie b. Look
in the corner. There's Froggy all the way from Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, And there's Danielle. And there's Straight Nite. Oh nah,
you don't even need me today, there we do. We
always need you every day. I was watching your fifteen
minute morning show podcast yesterday. Oh huh, and all you
guys did was sit there and bitch and moan in
the morning about the about the skate park. Oh yeah,
(00:56):
I wasn't. I was very happy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I actually had a great time they during the during
the podcast, abouts will.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Tell us that sometimes those are the best podcasts.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Which means sometimes they're not.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sometimes all the time. Anyway, let's have a let's have
a podcast of conf let's be positive. You know, it's
just a matter of moments until all slippery slips. All right,
where do you want to go anyone? I have an ideas, Johnny,
you want to talk about anything? Particular on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But they took my soap oper off. That's that's the
only thing. I'm upset.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Days of our Lives moved it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They moved it.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
It's on the Peacock. Now you have to watch the Peacock.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes, I don't have you ever seen a peacock?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I've seen a cock?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, all right, okay, well peacock is Oh how do
we describe streaming video to Uncle john No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, he has cable, it's all he know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I just have what they spectrum. That's what I'll got.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I have now been tasked with figuring out how to
get Peacock on his TV. So we're gonna have fun today,
Uncle Johnny, we're gonna figure this out.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The issue will not be getting it on, it's him
turning it off and going back to regular cable. Will
will be on call for that.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Okay, But does he have like an old sony or
does he have a smart TV? It's a it's a
what's it's a song?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
What?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It is an interesting move by NBC and Peacock because
the very audience that watches Days of our Lives, who've
been there watching it on broadcast TV for years and
years and years.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I feel like that's the audience that would not follow
them over to Peacock.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's it's here's a great example. I mean, he doesn't
understand streaming.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, that's said, that's the end of that.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
What are you gonna do with your friends and sale?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But for years I was all my children, Oh I
did that for like twenty five thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He is, But wait, can't he watch on his his iPad?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, you can watch Peacock on your iPad. Maybe that's
the easiest way to set it up. It's not as
big as a screen a screen, but yeah, but it's
actually brilliant.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
They're they're putting this on streaming, so these people transition
to streaming.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But I think he obviously is a big fan. He's watch.
If you can get Uncle Johnny on streaming, then you
can pull off. And we can't even get him on
on zoom.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Do you have you didn't bring your iPad with you?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Did you know?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Okay, does anybody know what did they replace it with?
What was so important that they took it off and
replaced it with?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I don't know news.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't news. That's cheaper news. You had cheaper, cheaper
to news and it is produced a soap opera. Can
you imagine, just think of the term soap opera. They
began back live. They were live TV, televised live TV dramas,
and I think back in the day, if I'm not mistaken,
they were like fifteen minutes long. They weren't long, yeah,
(03:56):
and they were sponsored by soap companies, and that's they
got the term soap opera.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Think it was fift shows, just regular shows.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, and they were black and white and they were
totally live. So if there was a mistake, it was live.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
When I first got about TVs, we were the first
one in the neighborhood that was the same thing. It
was fifteen wes and watched up Betty White fifteen minutes
and then another one woman goes through the window. We
said they had dropping to you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The woman that went through the window and talked to you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
There were fifteen minute shows.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What wait, back up? What show was that?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm not sure I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can you google woman who flies through window and talks
to you window?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She was sitting in the window and the TV went
in and sorry, I said that, and she would talk
to you and.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
It sounds kind of creepys you make something like that
on Netflix?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
She might have.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yes, was the Wait for Bodies?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh, we wouldn't know. We don't know.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
So the thing about Johnny's show, now he could watch
it every morning starting at six o'clock because that's when
they release it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, you don't have to watch it at a regular time, Johnny.
You can watch it anytime you want.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
It's on demand, so you can wake up and that
it can be the first thing you you do during
the day, is watch that show?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Or to Elvis?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Great answer, there you go.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Did you know that before they were called soap operas,
they were called horse operas.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Horse operas. You should know this, uncle Johnny, because apparently
it was Westerns that were made into a series.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, how about that, you and your boy Gene Audry.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Something new every day?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Is that the same with a novella? That is that's
from Mexican soap opera?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is it a soap opera?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right, well, look we've learned a lot here the
history of television drama. Let's stop now. No, by the
way you want to get can you get all that
tequila that was brought up here? We have the best
tequila's known demand there.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I want that. I want that other one.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Uncle Johnny's favorite tequila on that table is the one
produced by Guy Fieri.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh santo that. Have you tasted it? No, there's no bite,
there's absolutely nothing. You taste very sweet? Wow, it's excellent.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Should we just for investigative purposes just take a sip
of it?
Speaker 8 (06:16):
There's another interesting story. Twenty one seeds is owned by
an all female company. It's run by an all female company,
and it's very take this.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I would try that too. I won't try it all.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Give me a little cups.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Where are we getting those? Get a little cups?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah? I like yourself. Guys, we've had, We've had. I
brought it home earlier than this.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Does this take us the flavor town?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Take you to drunk town?
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Anything?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I just want just a drop?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I wish I put have it in the freezing now
that little left?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
How many years this guy been doing his thing? Because
we when he didn't even have a show, they brought
him up here. We judged the winning chicken parm or something,
and we.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Picked him years and then he went on to when
that chef show, what.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
If we had picked someone else, if it would have
been different yes.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Because we're the all knowing, controlling We did it all
we did it, we did it all along. I just
want to, like a eighty bitty microscopic. Is there something
the bitty okay, titty smells smell it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You ready, Johnny, you're saying there's no bite here.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
No, it's very sweet. No bite.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Someone's gonna get bitten. I can smell it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Bottoms up, bitches, you go first, Let's individually do it.
We'll start with Danielle. I'm not doing okay, we'll start
with certainly.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Well you go whoa yeah, but this is.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I see a bite got about you. I think it
smells like man of chevits. Have you tried it? No,
we need a kosher tequila.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
No biting.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
It bites a little bit, It bites just enough. What
about you a Gandhi, it spills you put it in
a freezer. Well it's late for that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
No, But when it keeps you cool and it has scary.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's tequila y.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
By the way, guy, theater is a friend of ours.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It has nothing to do. It's just the is tequila tequila.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But what's that?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But what did you know?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It is smooth? I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Okay, I'm a.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Dumb ass when it comes to alcohol. Are you supposed
to drink tequila by itself? He's more and.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
More tequilas are meant for sipping and not shooting and
not mixing. And so, for instance, the other night we
went out, we got some cossedral gonz put a couple
of big cubes in it and just slowly. You're not
supposed to shoot that. You're warm and used to that,
though warm, and they just shoot it.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't have that scary.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What class it's in there? Class A zoo in there?
I think it's empty. That he pronounced class A, not
class I've been saying it.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Wrong, class c, l A S class Johnny makes it
sound like a dish at Olive Gardens.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The one that looks like a chess piece. That one
showed it to the You know, I've been drinking it
for years, but we've always said class A class. I
don't know the bottle usually right now, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Johnny feels burned from guys.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Mine is in the freezer and when I take it on.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Are you sure it's the same one? He makes the
one in a black bottle to Is that the one
you have this is right, all right. This says it's class.
It says class.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's a fast word.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Class. I know it is, but I always said classes.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
We don't really serious pronunciations.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Class is pronounced class, but cluss is oul. It goes
like the egg goes in to the uh class classes.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Does that make sense to you? Like a true native?
I'm not a native. That tequila hit you already. It's good.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's just it has bite. I just that's and we
only have like a fifteen minute show.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The freezer is really not going to be a miracle.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, we just we can't do it in a fifteen
minute podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
By the way, if you heard today's show, Gandhi and
Coast Boy Josh and I decided to make dinner plans
for tomorrow night. What no, I'm sorry to finished? No,
go ahead? What no?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
I was gonna say. I'm gonna pick. I want you
to give you the three places you said you want
someone to pick for you.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'll pick. No, we chose, we picked well, okay, well
out of the Taie, Indian or pizza you would have chosen.
We're doing. Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Don't understand of it.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
My question is you just did talk yesterday, and you're
gonna do tie in tomorrow. And I know you love it,
But if you have the chance to do something else,
why wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You know what, I live in New York City. I
have a chance to do something different every day. Yes,
And this is a place I want to share with them.
Plus here's another thing, and this is just for us.
If you go to a restaurant really love it and
you tip the ship out of them, you go back
soon after and they get to know you. And so
when you go in, the chef will sometimes send something
specially that from the kitchen. Anyway, so we're gonna do time.
(11:29):
But so it's Gandhi and coast to boy, Josh and me.
And if Frogy was in town, we didn't invite him.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Wait a minute, if Robby was in town, you would
invite him.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
You didn't invite poor Scary who was like dying in back.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You know, we learned, we learned a long time ago.
When you work in a big family atmosphere like this,
you don't always invite everyone. You guys do things and
don't invite me. And I'm okay with that face.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Look at his face.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I think when you're not invited though, Elvis is generally
they know your response will be and no, so then
they just don't even bother inviting you.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
In the first place I had last night, I had
the duck.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, okay, we're talking about inviting people to you know,
but you're not. Are you going to dinner with us
tomorrow night too?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yes? Absolutely, Elvis, that's a power movie.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You already just said here's what I'm having, and there's.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What I'm having.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You've already pre ordered for tomorrow's dinner.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I will say there have been a couple of times
where we've invited Elvis out. He said, oh, what are
you doing and I say, oh, we're doing this. He's like, oh,
that sounds great. Wish I could be there, and I'll say, oh,
you could go. I don't cross the bridge to Jersey.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
City a special kid tomorrow night. And then so on
there were like scary like I.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Want to go.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
We're like, nah, you don't have to go. But off
the air, what did I do? You said, absolutely, you
should come to dinner. We would love it. And it's
open to everybody whoever wants to have dinner Tomorrow night dinner.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
You're more than what if I was scary, I wouldn't go.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I gotta say this ruins everything.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Wait waiting, is this a pity invite?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
That's why I wore because would you like?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There's something that we do on the show that people
don't understand. It's sarcasm, and so people get mad when
we beat up on each other whatever. We really love
each other and we do that for the fun of it,
right frog, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but we're really
it's a it's we're acting acting.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Sarcasm is lost on the current generation.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I was reading an article that.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Sarcasm is something that was done years ago and there
is a generation gap. So you could say something sarcastically
and people in let's say gen Z will be like,
I think that you meant it literally, like oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Why did you you insult this person? But sarcasm was
such a big thing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
For my generation, so I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's just it's something that's lost. Here's the thing. We're
going to live our true selves and be sarcastic if
we're from that generation. If you don't understand it, I'm sorry.
You got to keep up. I just hope you all
have the best day. You deserve and you know what,
I think that I think we deserve it even better
than we're.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Going to because I'm doing dialys to die, Alex, Alex,
I mean diallos, that's how.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
It's but no, it's dialysis and you do it. Yeah,
here's the thing. Johnny does dialysis three times a week.
He is for ten minutes. He has the cleanest blood
in New York City, and then he goes to the Monster,
has a cocktail, wash it down.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
He's on fire today.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh I'm doing I'm doing the clicking thing. Oh yeah,
you are.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Are we done? I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I think we're done. We're gonna get out of here.
Thank you for being a part of the behind the scenes.
I'm getting in your shot. I beg your pardon. We'll
see you tomorrow. By the fifteen minute Morning Show
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