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April 26, 2023 10 mins

Skeery admitted to eating food out of the trash on multiple occasions... Later, we reminisce on some of the crazy things we used to do on the show including eating steak that Greg T grilled with his butt!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Melvin show people?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh, good acting people, very good act.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I was merely acting. It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Everyone's here.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
There's Scottie be there's Gandhi, there's Scary and there's Garrett
named Danielle's here and straight Nate.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I want to start the podcast today, Please do. Sherry
Shepherd top three guests of all time?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wow, you know what I concur She was amazing, amazing.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Would I want to know who the other two are
on your listen?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Shearon Yeah, and Ryan Tedder.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I think Bryan Tedder for me, he the way he
was able to explain music because I'm tone deaf.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know how music works.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
You're like, oh, that sounds like a flat sa.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
It sounds like a sharp flat one MB.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
But I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
See, I don't have no clue.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I would have to put Lewis Capaldi in the top.
He's buying.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That's why we can't have this conversation because we've had We've.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Had a lot of Michael Yes, Josh Grob Yeah, and
all the times we've had with Enrique Iglesias.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I mean, he's always a fun time but yeah, family, oh,
Tyl Cruz.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Cricket, Charlie Pooth is always good. In other words, we've
had a lot of great that's smelling guests. That was
Jason hands down.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Nobody's smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Nobody smells better than Jason. Derula moisturize.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Remember well, hold you remember how his hands?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, no, his hands were so smooth. I remember shaking
his hand because he had you know, you were associate
the smell in his hands and I'm like, God, his lotion.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Just smelled so good. Just something creepy about this? Are
you hearing this? You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
I guess so I do. I will say, I do
you take note when people have very soft hands, because
in my mind, I'm like, you don't do a day's
work the softest hands over.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, it used to be that guys that with the
guys with rough hands and like callouses would be sexy
because you know they're hard work.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Right now, Uh, Nate has callous right hand, just the
right A lot of effort.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You don't switch it up.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You need to put some jurgons on that.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
You can't switch it up.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You can't.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Here we go, why can't you The same reason I
can't write with my right now here.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
We go, here goes the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
And by the way, who was the person that made
that left hand turn?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
It wasn't Yes, it was speaking of the podcast took
it over the line.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
And Scotty and left hand turns. Can we talk about
how you farted on me in Miami Purpose, Florida, Danielle?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It should be the other way around.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Next time it will be. He was walking right in
front of me. We're walking down the street in Saint
August doing some sight seeing La la la with Froggy
and Lisa, and all of a sudden he lets it rip.
I was almost on top of it.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
You were down, yes, right on me.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
He I just had so much shrimp. I'm so sorry
you ding shrimp.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Purpose because you're like.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
My little sister. It's fun.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I was just feeling it. He's feeling the podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's like coming up today, we're talking about crabs.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
I'm not going to be the reason that this one
doesn't get air, So I'm being quiet.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Now.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Can we talk about a different crap? I'm we talk
about how Scary tried to frame me for his ratty
behavior with the cookie.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Scary. That was very questionable. What happened?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
You light and gaslighted right to my face.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I saw it. You gaslighted right in front of all
of us.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
What happened that? Scotty's kind of gas light different? What
did I do? So?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
We had a box of cookies and yesterday I ate
a cookie and I didn't like it. I took one
bite of it and I said, oh, I don't really
like this. I threw it in the trash can today,
in the wrapper, in the wrapper in the trash. Today
I went to take the box out of the studio
and somehow there was a partially eaten cookie and a
wrapper in the box. So I pulled it out. I said,
what kind of rat behavior is this? This is disgusting.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
So put the cookie you threw in the trash yesterday
into the box today.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I didn't even know that. Yeah, but it was that
trash cookie in the box. And Scary looked me dead
in the face and said, you did that? Said, I
absolutely did not do that. I threw it in the
trash can. Turns out Scary went into the trash, took
the cookie out, had a bite of it himself, said
that he didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Like it, and replaced it in the cookie box.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I liked it so much. I wanted to say that
the later in the.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Box if you told her she did it, Yes, and
you clearly the one initiated.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
By throwing it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Cookie was gone. Cookie was gone gone.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
You brought it back, took a bite, and put it
back in the bag, and then he blamed.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Her, said to me, I did it.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Seconds later it touched the trash. I picked it right
back up when you walked out of the room, I'm like,
this is good. I'm gonna take a point for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
All of the things you're saying, I I I you
did it, and you framed me. You tried to frame
me to meat.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
This is true.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, guys, guys, we all did it. We all did it.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
By the way, this is some scariest first interaction with
the trash can and food.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Do you remember the.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Cheesecake incident of twenty seventeen. For this incident which I
wrote this album Sorry I was, which we all had
slices of cheesecake and I took a couple of bites
and I didn't want to eat the whole thing, so
I put it in the trash.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Scary sees me do.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
So he goes what.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Are you doing that for? It's perfectly good cheesecake. It
seeds to grab the trash can and ate.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Ate it out.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
He didn't even bring it out of the trash can.
He ate it from within the trash can.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
If I can pail up and I ate it with
the The trash can was his vessel.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Some people will say, that's good, you didn't waste food,
you know, another trash can?

Speaker 8 (05:50):
Know, am I the only culprit or person who was
actually eating stuff out of trash cans?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Before? I know? I'm not the first in this room.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
We all did pizza because Elvis had. I didn't eat
it out of a trash can.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It was in New York City.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It was in a box, and it was in the snow,
so it was safe. Okay, you, I said, I said, Greg,
team back to that corner to get the trash to
get the can. You threw it out that morning and
as soon as you got to the building, it was
so slushy, and I see, I was walking with box.
I know, but that walk was like less than five minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
And you're like, you know what I should have gotten?
That was an outdoor, public New York City trash can.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
And some time had passed since you received it in
the studio when Greg T bought the past.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Don't you know what the difference is this? I didn't
blame it on someone else like you did.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
That was the whole point that you you blamed it
on You blamed it.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
On the goney. She had nothing. All she did was
throw away a cookie.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Which is what I said. That's sacrilegious to begin with.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I agree with you on that, but I did say
would anybody like this cookie? And everyone said no, So
there was nothing to do with it because I didn't
want to leave a half eaten cookie responsibility, so I
chucked it in the trash.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I don't think that's as bad as me eating the
steak from Greg T's ass. Do you remember had he
had butts?

Speaker 6 (07:02):
So he came in.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was grilled. It was skirts shakes.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So he tied a piece of skirt steak to his
butt and he sat on the doors for he made
a skirt and skirt steak and he and he grilled
it and he was like, does anyone want to try it?
So it actually tasted good.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
She ate it offs on his book fair But.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Always had that. He always had that musky smell.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I felt like, I feel like when it's searing at
that temperature, all the.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Germs go out, understand fringe at the thought of mannis.
But that day when you meet from a man's ass
in your mouth, I'm like, hold on, hold.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
On, hold on. Here it goes the podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Meat from a man's ass woke Scotty.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yes, let's talk about chucked it right out.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh my god, this is the first he's hearing.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
I have never heard this before.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I video.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I think there is there is.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
I haven't well then, speaking speaking of god, Daniel was
talking about how she and one of her sons were
going through archives video archives of our show.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
All the stuff we used to do is just, oh
my gosh. We couldn't get along.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
We couldn't get away with half of it, including eating
meat off a man's butt.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Crazy video, scary James crag tease diaper.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Remember that it's out there, you google it, It's out
there on YouTube somewhere.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
But is the best.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
And we'll all and the big pong balls in your
button and we re take the thing pong balls and
toss them at Greg Te's butthole and if it's stuck,
you won. You got that number, same number.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
I will say this, daniel is very comfortable I think
with Tea's button.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh I am, because you were in my face all
all the time.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
We saw his face.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
What about the we used to do behind each other's back.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, At Elvis's wedding, we were all at his house broadcasting. Yeah,
and somehow a line got.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Into jes but and then he that dropped on my head.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
It like an egg, laid it on the ground out
of his butt and Danielle just grabs it.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, she dropped on Friday, and I so messed up.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I had a season salad ones and I didn't know
where it came from. Why didn't know what was done
to it. That's on YouTube, So that's also on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
It got stirred with something I think at that.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
We can't we used to do all this.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Sh we tossed scary salad one day.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
We should all get together and watch videos at my house.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Your house scares me. I think We've done.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Enough here, enough damage, So goodbye, bye, bye bye, Sorry weird.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
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