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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fifteen minute morning show?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Have it out here.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're already rolling. What are you guys talking about over the.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Board of chaos? Of chaos, which I firmly disagree with.
I thinks so arbitrary.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I think what we need to do is have objective
people vote on this, maybe listeners. Because Andrew, with his
leapt up to his own devices, he wants independent council.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I don't know, I kind of nailed it. I think
Andrew kind of got it right.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This is bullshit, there's no way.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And I asked him the opposite of so hold up
the thing, it's hold up drama free and then the bottom.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, yeah, let's just first of all, he came in
bearing diagrams.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
You were diligent.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I saw you were the ruler, going what's going on?
What are you doing? What are you doing over there?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Is this my first? That's my yeah? Hi, everybody, Hi,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Feels like an AA meeting, So I think we could
make a new one if we want to come up
with new subcategories.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, explain to everybody what this is or those didn't
hear the show.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
This is the original what is it? I heard the
show and I don't understand what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Well, look at the screen, Scottie.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I can't see it. It's little. Oh my god, he
has now that's one.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh that's right, because he says his optic nerve. Yeah,
how did you do that? I didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Well he's still not going to be able to see it.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
But anyway, we Diamond and I yesterday we're just having
fun with a whiteboard.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I do love a good whiteboard.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
And I was creating like a diagram and we were
just coming up with fun categories like good and evil.
What's like, what's a celebrity that you would think would
rank as an evil messy celebrity? I might say Nicki Minaj.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Okay, I would say anybody from the Real Housewives. I
don't even watch the show, but they all seem like
they're messy and evil.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Okay, so you get that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So this whiteboard turned into you drawing it on a
diagram with quadrants where where from going from bottom to top.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Is what for those listening and not seeing this.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
So to the left is evil, to the right is good,
at the top is drama free, and at the bottom
is someone who's messy. I'll explain messy because I feel
like Scott's and that's its follow up question my first question.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Normally, normally, when you plot the points on a grid
such as this, on any grid, there's usually a criteria
and there's usually questions asked, and it's like a point
system that lands those points. Where did you just arbitrarily dot?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
It doesn't like I took to some type of math
with this. I failed math. The only reason why I
made it through math was because I.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Can't just conjecture opinion.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But it is scary.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
What do you think of Danielle?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What? I think Danielle is awesome?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
She is she's good and drama free.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But what puts her at that period? What do you
think of Nate? I think there's a good guy.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay, so you like the hell am I all the
way on the other side this room because it's subjective,
But you would put Nate in in that category then.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
And I don't think it's the worst. Like again, people
love the worst. People love a good villain, they do.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I think you are the villain because we make you
out to be the murderal exactly.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
You're also not helping your cause by acting like this
right now.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I just think I don't know. I think this is
very subjective. We need to have somebody.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Very it's not a little subjective.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Diamond put herself in the good and messy category. Diamond
is evil and messy.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Okay that wait, defensive, take this piece of paper, scary Nate.
You can make your own right now. Yeah, why don't
you do that?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
They put me as evil and messy. I don't really care.
It's kind of true.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I made myself people and dramas free. I don't think.
I don't think I bring the drama.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
The thing that we're not getting here is we're not
getting all.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Of the reasons that were put into these categories.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I think we can talk about a lot of them. Yeah,
and I just want to defend myself for one second. Yes,
am I constantly surrounded by drama. For sure, things happen.
I don't start any of it. And you people know
that here we go, You know all the ship that
goes on that I didn't start, but I end up
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Why are you a lightning rod for drama?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I've been really trying to think about this again.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
This is the messy category.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
None of it's me.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
I don't bring any of it on myself.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, I start this ship.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I will say that anytime there's drama with you, it's
usually you forgot something, whether it's your passport or some
sort of badge, Like fuck it, I'm not going. It's
everybody else scrambling to find a way to get you
in whatever venue, which, therefore that is your doing.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Well that stuff, for sure. I didn't even think about
that astro. I was talking about like more interpersonal, like
person to persons that I don't have anything to do with. Yeah,
that shit, of course I do that also. I mean,
I guess is this messy or not? There was a
part an after party. I was on the flyer and
they were making a stand outside in the rain. So
I just said, I'm counting to five and I'm leaving.
(05:31):
I don't think that's messy. I think that's a big
There's a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Of details here that weren't.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Ye If she's hosting the party they did, No, she's
there in the rain. Why did you have to stand
outside because they hadn't opened the venue yet. Oh, we're
just waiting to open the venue. I'm like, okay, so
you're gonna make everybody get wet. I don't think so
I'm going home.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Yes, Wow, did you really count to five or did
you just say that? No.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I started counting. I got to three and they were like,
come on and come on in. And my sister said,
oh my god, do you really do this? Do do
this off? And I'm like, if I get kicked out
of our an event, yeah for sure, I'm out. Elvis
taught me that it's very effective.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
So I think maybe that that's why I arranged you
as evil, messy evil about it. It's not that it's evil,
it's just it's more kind of like, f you, I'm out.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah I would, I would take that.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That's okay.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I see, Nate, you just have to lean into the villain.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Side of it and listen, Villains make TV.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Like if I was casting a reality show right now,
you'd be a perfect villain. In two seconds, I'd cast
you as the villain. You'd be a great reality TV villains.
And I guess that's a queerness of it.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
You lean into it. I watched the crap out of it. Okay,
you know it's the villain.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Unloading and the first point.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Because you say you're drama free, but you caused the
drama by starting this in the first place.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Am I the drama.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Plotting to be on Survivor?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Andrew is the nicest person though anyone.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
If I were on Survivor, though my confessionals would probably
rip people apart.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
It wouldn't be nice.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
But is also the opposite of drama free messy.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't think that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
To drama filled that the.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Someone who's messy is someone who's like again, full of drama.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yes, well that's what I asked you before you said.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
It could be someone who's like a little sneaky, or
could be a little squirrely, Like if this.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Was an x Y axcess, it would be one negative one.
So it's got to be the exact opposite of zone chart.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
People, you had to pick the asshole of the show,
who would you pick me?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, I wouldn't pick me.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
But my gosh, that was quick.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Mate, whole of the show.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
You don't have any assholes? Well, I think you just.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Answered the question real quick, real quick and asked Scottie.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
I don't think Scotty's an asshole?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Maybe we don't have him. No wait, wait, he called
me an asshole.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yesterday. You remember that, so then you are the asshole.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
No, I had to shift something, so I asked our
good friend Scott's ships.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm like, hey, can I get a label for this?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
And he goes, okay, yeah, by the way, FedEx pickup today.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I go, I have the box at home. He goes, okay, asshole,
because I was going to do it for you. That
was a term of endearment the way he delivers it
like that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, that was a little bitter.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
No, no, no, Scotty does that because he does that
to me all the time. Like I'll ask him a question,
who go You already know the answer, you dick, But
I know that it's Scotty terms.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
That's that's a term of endearment. That means you, like
sure is means I love you, ye, asshole. Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
When I walk into a room and I'm like, hello, idiots,
is because I love you?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Right?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
So did you tell him what what happened this morning?
He tried to scare you.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I man, Garrett, I'm so glad you witnessed that. So
you know, Scotty is scared of his shadow. If he
sees it, he screams on the top of his lungs.
So I saw him go around the corner to get
something from the back, and I announced as I was
coming down the hallway, Hey Scott, I'm coming down the hallway.
Don't freak out. It was silence. There was nothing that
came back in response.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
So I was standing there getting my water. All of
a sudden, a trash can comes flying past me, and
he's screaming what about this.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Himself? She didn't even flinch.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, I'm possible to scare it. You can't scare me.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I hurt my toe.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
He kicked that trash can. It was a full size
trash can all the way down the hallway. I will
say I laughed really hard because it was hilarious. It
just there was nothing scary about it. I'm sorry, Scotty.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but one
of these days I.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Will good A for effort.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I gotta say, Scotty, you're looking good these days.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Thanks Pal.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You lost some weight. What are you down to.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Six?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Now? That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yeah, Harry, what are you up to.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Now?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
That was an asshole comm.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Thinking it.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, I'm definitely you know I'm getting ready for the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
You're into the fourth quarter. I think we've got past
the third quarter. I think we're definitely into the Homesteas there.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Were six quarters, you'd be there. That wasn't evil messy,
that was an evil messy.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You definitely just solidified your evil messy this day.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Oh well, here's the thing. I think the great thing
about Scary is he's just putting on all that weight.
So the before picture is so much more dramatic than
that after.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Every everybody loves to comeback story.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's right, that's right, and the comeback kid every January.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
It's very impressive.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
How you do this?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
And do you always lose the same amount of weight
or yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Usually usually pounds.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It's been less recently.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
No, I think I think.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Asshole coming during COVID.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I want you to win.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You're not out.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
More.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Go ahead and Nate keep going.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
This time, he's going to lose fifty he's gonna need
to lose seventy pounds.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Doesn't stop eating.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I think I lost something in my brain that's gonna
come off soon. He's gonna start going like this, Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Are we done yet, We're done?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
We're done?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Are done?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You have to just lean into it, except to embrace
it the way.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
At some point it starts to rub people the wrong
way and then they start to not like you, which
you might already not like me.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Welcome to my life, my friend.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
That's a good season two redemption arc.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
That's where you get your season two redemption Alright, everyone
loves to come back story.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's like scariest weight loss.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
But every story needs a villain. It's so true, it's
got to be there.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So it's either you or me do it it?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Really like we have scary and I have kind of
inherited the dumb ass since Greig t left. Remember yes,
like Greg T was always the default dumb ass eagle
villain picked on.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Now it's you and me. I think it's more so you.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
In all fairness, he did deserve a comeback from the
weight loss comments.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
And that was also a good messy. See that's why
you ranked as good messy. That was like reaction, I understand.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Are we done?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I think so what you did? Andrew? Thanks Andrew, Ship Storm,
good Bye, everybody, what's their minds? Bye?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
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