April 10, 2023 • 11 mins
Scotty B spent the weekend with Gandhi, Coaster Boy Josh and Producer Sam and was very picky about his restaurant section and food on the menu. Later, Danielle gets her golden microphone!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Four. What would you talk about on your arm on
your podcast? Present fifteen Minute Morning Show fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast. And here we go. We got a room
full today. All right, let's see if we can get
the camera over to Gandhi. She's here and they're scary,
(00:24):
and there's Garrett and Danielle's back there. You are, look
at you look at the camera. You look right up there,
this way, this way, Hi, camera there, and there's straight
and eate and of course in the closet on the
other side of the wall, so he won't be a
hindrance to us. He's a Scottie b high Scottie anyway,
(00:45):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. What do you what
do you want to talking? Garrett and Danielle weren't here
all weeks, so they should be bursting with things to
talk about. Don't you guys shared a ship together? We
have ship. Look, well, I don't know what do you
want to talk? Shipmates? Did you guys try to ently
hang out or were you like, let's give each other space.
Oh no, we had dinner together twice. We've planned it.
We hung out. I got to know his kids very well,
(01:07):
his little son, Hudson's by new bestie. I love the kid.
He's awesome, you know. You know what. I wanted to
talk about the ship though, Habachi. It was the first
time I didn't feel like, oh, I've seen all this.
It felt like I was at a concert because it
was like a karaoke bar. The chef was singing the
entire time. Yeah, they've needed to like freshen that up
for years. They finally came up with this concept like that.
(01:28):
Every time was a different song. And I kept calling
it Teppanyaki and was told, it's not called Teppanyaki anymore.
It's it's we've changed the name for this ship. It's
like his azuki. Yeah, but it was delicious. That rice.
Oh my god, I could just eat that rice all
night every night for you say that. You know people
say that, but if you did it about night seven,
(01:49):
you'd be I love how scary hates Oh. I'm just
not a fan of the habachi concept. It's just because
to me, it's the same old tricks. Okay, so maybe
they've freshened those up, but they're playing with the food
I don't want and it's not served, But they're not
(02:09):
playing with him the hands. They do that in the
back too. You just don't see it. I just don't like.
I also don't like being served in waves like you know,
I want I want to see a protein. I want
to see a vegetable and a car on my plate
at the same time. You don't do that. You don't
do the hibachi for it's not it's a show. It's
an experience. It's a whole. That's the whole thing. Problem
is that my shrimp shows up and then let's like,
(02:30):
I'm finished the shrimp. Oh here comes the rice. Oh wait, no,
then it gets cold. I agree with it. Then don't go.
Then don't go to the hibachi, don't I don't see.
Then why are we arguing about it? I don't know.
Because Nap brought it up everyone else's parade. Hey, Scotty,
let's talk about your weekend. What happened? So? I know
(02:52):
you guys all hung out and you had a nice dinner. Yeah,
but the next morning everyone went to breakfast and Scottie
Beam made it impossible to find a breakfast place in
Jersey City, New Jersey. We left, did we leave two
or three places? We left two. In the third place,
I was and I had it. Yeah, it was just
why are you so picky about your breakfast? Look, I
don't want to sound like an asshole, but I just
(03:12):
I don't like it. I don't I don't like trendy stuff,
like if I got to go into toast, Yeah, if
it's like if it's like on a brioche with avocado,
I'm like, dude, I just want to an egg white omelet. Like,
don't be so foofush. I have to agree with you.
I just like a diner. Just give me some eggs,
some breakfast. But I agree with some toast. I agree
(03:32):
with you. This is why I don't like going to
brunch restaurants on Sundays. I don't eat fucking avocado toast
and you know, brioche French bread. I want what's on
the menu. I don't disagree with that. But he's leaving
out a very important part of all, which that was
he had a dog with him. Yeah, so that also
limits where we're gonna be able to go eat sit outside.
Yeah it was cold. Well, the thing was I couldn't
(03:53):
get back into Josh's apartment because Josh was passed out,
So once I left, I was locked out. So I
had no choice but to take the dog with Yeah.
So we're trying to find a place that suits all
of Scottie's very very strict dietary, not even restrictions, just
what he needs. And it has to have a patio outside,
and the patio had to have sunshine. It was like
Goldilocks without do you have to agree? Though? Having breakfast
(04:14):
with the dogs always fun. It was right, it was awesome.
But he wants to eat everything. And I also realized,
you know, it's not very often that I take him
around like in the city, and he's not a city
dog because he eats everything. I was on my phone
trying to text Josh. I'm like, dude, where are you?
Why are you sleeping? And Sawyer's eating pizza? What are
you doing? You know that's what dogs doing. He almost
(04:36):
ate that pile of red vomit that we almost kept,
but it was something girls not to Billy, but Scott
Scottie is such a creature of habit, very much so.
He likes to grimy, greasy spoon places like I don't
want to go to and show up at a place
where like, were you with him in general? No, I
(04:57):
know the kind of person is. If I was there,
it would have been even more rubble. Oh yes, because
he knows it. But those syrups dispensers that are all sticky.
And I just wanted a diner. That's all I wanted
was a diner. What's your name? Is? Scary? Yeah? From
time to time. Don't you just like a good old
diner from time to time? But with Scottie, I've tried.
(05:17):
I've tried to. We've been out to breakfast several times.
He doesn't want to hear it. He doesn't want anything
outside of his comfort zone. But you're just the open.
You don't want to hear the shit that I want
to either. Yeah, there has to be a happy medium
between these two rats. And this is why you guys
should never go out. It's called the five out of
ten stars you gonna go like. I'm not sure if
(05:37):
I love Scary so much, but I'm not sure that
I could ever spend an evening with him. Why because
he does he does wear one down. Check in your
phones with the stars and this and the ratings. I
don't give a shit. I like to cross reference things. No,
you know, that's that's all just looking out of my
own Sometimes it's just food, you know what I mean.
(05:59):
Like sentence, I don't really need the avocado toast with spring.
If you're gonna do just food to stay home, you
go up for an experience, okay, right, experience. Sometimes you're
hungry and you just want food. You go to a diner,
you get some eggs, and that's it. Okay. So if
if I had the option to go out to dinner
tonight with either Scary or Scottie, it would probably be Scary.
(06:22):
That's fine because you do how many times we've been
to lunch with Scotty and it turns into a disaster.
Oh yeah, he asked them to heat the nie swas.
It's just it's it's supposed to be served cold. It's
a cold soup, but it tasted better hot. And I
don't have to be a Trenji boushi bougie asshole. But
I see so much stuff on TikTok. I want to
try these places. This place with the pepperoni cups, bad Roman,
(06:45):
I want to go there. Go there tomorrow. Oh nice,
see there you go anyway places like that, you know,
cool fun stuff. But every once in a while, you
like like a waffle house too, of course I do.
But back to the experience eating lunch with I mean,
how many times have we been to like Odeon for lunch?
Was scary and I'm scotty and it turns into like
(07:06):
kind of a frightening moment. Right, he creates his own
dishes the what is it? Crustless apple pie, cherry cherry,
and that's fine. I don't mind that. But didn't he
spill stuff across? There was that scary that brake Jeff
broke that glass on the floor, two glasses? Do you
remember that? I will go with you guys anymore. I'm sorry, No, no,
(07:26):
there we go tonight. I'd rather be adventurous with dinner,
so I'll go out. Was scary, Tomorrow were scary Wednesday,
I'm going with you what okay? Just go get a cheeseburgers.
I will say this with all of this, we had
such a good time on Saturday. It was so fun.
I mean we I haven't laughed at her in a
long time. My stomach was hurting. It was just a
(07:47):
very how many times you use as shook filter? No times?
I almost took no pictures. I was so bummed out.
Wow that means you were having fun, having so much fun.
But I did have to change up the menu a
little bit at Gringos because I didn't I didn't want
any of those fancy tacos. Yeah, what's fasy about a taco.
It's a taco. It's drizzled with this and it's cornished
with that. You know. I had to because I go
(08:08):
to this place all the time. He came for my birthday,
which we had at Gringos. He tried to order a
special taco on his own and they were like, no,
good a life, We're not doing that. So this time
he's like, I can't eat. There's nothing I can eat here.
There's I said, I'm pretty sure we can get you
the TACOI one. There's always something. You're with the owners,
there's always something. No I know, I know. Look, I
could eat that, I could eat it, but I wanted
what I wanted. Yeah, all right, and that want. I
(08:28):
love you. I love you, and I'm gonna eat many
more meals with you, Daniels. Yes, so you have the
entire week off last week celebrating your fiftieth year. Yes,
and now we're on this week and you're off again
next week. Listen, I offered to work next week. It
was you guys, said Danielle you can't work. I actually
would like to take two days off. Would you work
(08:49):
the morning show next Thursday and Friday? Wait? Wait and
run the board? Yeah I will. I will gladly do it.
But I'll tell you right now, this show won't be
on the air Scott. It likes to make it look
like it's difficult be off a week, and then you
work a week and you're off a week. Yeah, just leaving.
We're no that we're not done yet. We're not. No. No,
(09:11):
Elvis wants us to keep it going. We got to
keep the podcast going a couple more. We need to
do something. Yeah, alright, well, Garrett, how is your week off?
The same thing with Danielle? Are you coming in next week?
Then a few days? Yeah? Okay, I mean but what
I could come in, but the show's not on. What's
That's why we all take vacation at the same time,
because when the show's off there and this wasn't my
(09:32):
fault because originally last week was our vacation week, but
it got switched and unfortunately I couldn't switch my vacation.
So you know, it's all good. Yeah, what are you doing?
What is it? Shut up the cal that's cool. That
(09:56):
is amazing. See that's why it took off a week.
My mike wasn't awesome. Oh looks very phallic. Somebody has
to put it on. I'm plug it. We'll do it.
We're gonna do a live. This one keeps going like this.
Let's let's disconnect this one and reconnect this one. Okay, okay,
(10:18):
this is so excited. Nothing's gonna work as soon as
we disconnect this one. Nothing hold on with so cool,
so exciting. Happy birthday, love you, love you. Wow. Came
with this? What is today? What is this? Oh? My god?
That's its frequencies? So does a microphone come with instructions?
(10:42):
Speak speaking to the whole? My little Frauda came with
a certificate of a's an actual frauda? A purse? What
is it? It's like a fanny pack. If you ever
seen me with a product fanny pack, it's not real.
Let me know when you want to go back? Is
out this? Anytime you want? Dan nytime? All right, Well,
I think we're done here. I'm seeling up my mic.
(11:03):
Listen to the Tuesday show. That's just tomorrow for us
right now, and Danielle, we'll have a ceremony at seven
am East Coast time, where you will hear her unplug
her old jakety mic and plugging her Gold Danielle personalized microphone.
Hold on like a child. We love you, We gotta
get out of Bye Bye Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning
(11:29):
Show
Four. What would you talk about on your arm on
your podcast? Present fifteen Minute Morning Show fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast. And here we go. We got a room
full today. All right, let's see if we can get
the camera over to Gandhi. She's here and they're scary,
(00:24):
and there's Garrett and Danielle's back there. You are, look
at you look at the camera. You look right up there,
this way, this way, Hi, camera there, and there's straight
and eate and of course in the closet on the
other side of the wall, so he won't be a
hindrance to us. He's a Scottie b high Scottie anyway,
(00:45):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. What do you what
do you want to talking? Garrett and Danielle weren't here
all weeks, so they should be bursting with things to
talk about. Don't you guys shared a ship together? We
have ship. Look, well, I don't know what do you
want to talk? Shipmates? Did you guys try to ently
hang out or were you like, let's give each other space.
Oh no, we had dinner together twice. We've planned it.
We hung out. I got to know his kids very well,
(01:07):
his little son, Hudson's by new bestie. I love the kid.
He's awesome, you know. You know what. I wanted to
talk about the ship though, Habachi. It was the first
time I didn't feel like, oh, I've seen all this.
It felt like I was at a concert because it
was like a karaoke bar. The chef was singing the
entire time. Yeah, they've needed to like freshen that up
for years. They finally came up with this concept like that.
(01:28):
Every time was a different song. And I kept calling
it Teppanyaki and was told, it's not called Teppanyaki anymore.
It's it's we've changed the name for this ship. It's
like his azuki. Yeah, but it was delicious. That rice.
Oh my god, I could just eat that rice all
night every night for you say that. You know people
say that, but if you did it about night seven,
(01:49):
you'd be I love how scary hates Oh. I'm just
not a fan of the habachi concept. It's just because
to me, it's the same old tricks. Okay, so maybe
they've freshened those up, but they're playing with the food
I don't want and it's not served, But they're not
(02:09):
playing with him the hands. They do that in the
back too. You just don't see it. I just don't like.
I also don't like being served in waves like you know,
I want I want to see a protein. I want
to see a vegetable and a car on my plate
at the same time. You don't do that. You don't
do the hibachi for it's not it's a show. It's
an experience. It's a whole. That's the whole thing. Problem
is that my shrimp shows up and then let's like,
(02:30):
I'm finished the shrimp. Oh here comes the rice. Oh wait, no,
then it gets cold. I agree with it. Then don't go.
Then don't go to the hibachi, don't I don't see.
Then why are we arguing about it? I don't know.
Because Nap brought it up everyone else's parade. Hey, Scotty,
let's talk about your weekend. What happened? So? I know
(02:52):
you guys all hung out and you had a nice dinner. Yeah,
but the next morning everyone went to breakfast and Scottie
Beam made it impossible to find a breakfast place in
Jersey City, New Jersey. We left, did we leave two
or three places? We left two. In the third place,
I was and I had it. Yeah, it was just
why are you so picky about your breakfast? Look, I
don't want to sound like an asshole, but I just
(03:12):
I don't like it. I don't I don't like trendy stuff,
like if I got to go into toast, Yeah, if
it's like if it's like on a brioche with avocado,
I'm like, dude, I just want to an egg white omelet. Like,
don't be so foofush. I have to agree with you.
I just like a diner. Just give me some eggs,
some breakfast. But I agree with some toast. I agree
(03:32):
with you. This is why I don't like going to
brunch restaurants on Sundays. I don't eat fucking avocado toast
and you know, brioche French bread. I want what's on
the menu. I don't disagree with that. But he's leaving
out a very important part of all, which that was
he had a dog with him. Yeah, so that also
limits where we're gonna be able to go eat sit outside.
Yeah it was cold. Well, the thing was I couldn't
(03:53):
get back into Josh's apartment because Josh was passed out,
So once I left, I was locked out. So I
had no choice but to take the dog with Yeah.
So we're trying to find a place that suits all
of Scottie's very very strict dietary, not even restrictions, just
what he needs. And it has to have a patio outside,
and the patio had to have sunshine. It was like
Goldilocks without do you have to agree? Though? Having breakfast
(04:14):
with the dogs always fun. It was right, it was awesome.
But he wants to eat everything. And I also realized,
you know, it's not very often that I take him
around like in the city, and he's not a city
dog because he eats everything. I was on my phone
trying to text Josh. I'm like, dude, where are you?
Why are you sleeping? And Sawyer's eating pizza? What are
you doing? You know that's what dogs doing. He almost
(04:36):
ate that pile of red vomit that we almost kept,
but it was something girls not to Billy, but Scott
Scottie is such a creature of habit, very much so.
He likes to grimy, greasy spoon places like I don't
want to go to and show up at a place
where like, were you with him in general? No, I
(04:57):
know the kind of person is. If I was there,
it would have been even more rubble. Oh yes, because
he knows it. But those syrups dispensers that are all sticky.
And I just wanted a diner. That's all I wanted
was a diner. What's your name? Is? Scary? Yeah? From
time to time. Don't you just like a good old
diner from time to time? But with Scottie, I've tried.
(05:17):
I've tried to. We've been out to breakfast several times.
He doesn't want to hear it. He doesn't want anything
outside of his comfort zone. But you're just the open.
You don't want to hear the shit that I want
to either. Yeah, there has to be a happy medium
between these two rats. And this is why you guys
should never go out. It's called the five out of
ten stars you gonna go like. I'm not sure if
(05:37):
I love Scary so much, but I'm not sure that
I could ever spend an evening with him. Why because
he does he does wear one down. Check in your
phones with the stars and this and the ratings. I
don't give a shit. I like to cross reference things. No,
you know, that's that's all just looking out of my
own Sometimes it's just food, you know what I mean.
(05:59):
Like sentence, I don't really need the avocado toast with spring.
If you're gonna do just food to stay home, you
go up for an experience, okay, right, experience. Sometimes you're
hungry and you just want food. You go to a diner,
you get some eggs, and that's it. Okay. So if
if I had the option to go out to dinner
tonight with either Scary or Scottie, it would probably be Scary.
(06:22):
That's fine because you do how many times we've been
to lunch with Scotty and it turns into a disaster.
Oh yeah, he asked them to heat the nie swas.
It's just it's it's supposed to be served cold. It's
a cold soup, but it tasted better hot. And I
don't have to be a Trenji boushi bougie asshole. But
I see so much stuff on TikTok. I want to
try these places. This place with the pepperoni cups, bad Roman,
(06:45):
I want to go there. Go there tomorrow. Oh nice,
see there you go anyway places like that, you know,
cool fun stuff. But every once in a while, you
like like a waffle house too, of course I do.
But back to the experience eating lunch with I mean,
how many times have we been to like Odeon for lunch?
Was scary and I'm scotty and it turns into like
(07:06):
kind of a frightening moment. Right, he creates his own
dishes the what is it? Crustless apple pie, cherry cherry,
and that's fine. I don't mind that. But didn't he
spill stuff across? There was that scary that brake Jeff
broke that glass on the floor, two glasses? Do you
remember that? I will go with you guys anymore. I'm sorry, No, no,
(07:26):
there we go tonight. I'd rather be adventurous with dinner,
so I'll go out. Was scary, Tomorrow were scary Wednesday,
I'm going with you what okay? Just go get a cheeseburgers.
I will say this with all of this, we had
such a good time on Saturday. It was so fun.
I mean we I haven't laughed at her in a
long time. My stomach was hurting. It was just a
(07:47):
very how many times you use as shook filter? No times?
I almost took no pictures. I was so bummed out.
Wow that means you were having fun, having so much fun.
But I did have to change up the menu a
little bit at Gringos because I didn't I didn't want
any of those fancy tacos. Yeah, what's fasy about a taco.
It's a taco. It's drizzled with this and it's cornished
with that. You know. I had to because I go
(08:08):
to this place all the time. He came for my birthday,
which we had at Gringos. He tried to order a
special taco on his own and they were like, no,
good a life, We're not doing that. So this time
he's like, I can't eat. There's nothing I can eat here.
There's I said, I'm pretty sure we can get you
the TACOI one. There's always something. You're with the owners,
there's always something. No I know, I know. Look, I
could eat that, I could eat it, but I wanted
what I wanted. Yeah, all right, and that want. I
(08:28):
love you. I love you, and I'm gonna eat many
more meals with you, Daniels. Yes, so you have the
entire week off last week celebrating your fiftieth year. Yes,
and now we're on this week and you're off again
next week. Listen, I offered to work next week. It
was you guys, said Danielle you can't work. I actually
would like to take two days off. Would you work
(08:49):
the morning show next Thursday and Friday? Wait? Wait and
run the board? Yeah I will. I will gladly do it.
But I'll tell you right now, this show won't be
on the air Scott. It likes to make it look
like it's difficult be off a week, and then you
work a week and you're off a week. Yeah, just leaving.
We're no that we're not done yet. We're not. No. No,
(09:11):
Elvis wants us to keep it going. We got to
keep the podcast going a couple more. We need to
do something. Yeah, alright, well, Garrett, how is your week off?
The same thing with Danielle? Are you coming in next week?
Then a few days? Yeah? Okay, I mean but what
I could come in, but the show's not on. What's
That's why we all take vacation at the same time,
because when the show's off there and this wasn't my
(09:32):
fault because originally last week was our vacation week, but
it got switched and unfortunately I couldn't switch my vacation.
So you know, it's all good. Yeah, what are you doing?
What is it? Shut up the cal that's cool. That
(09:56):
is amazing. See that's why it took off a week.
My mike wasn't awesome. Oh looks very phallic. Somebody has
to put it on. I'm plug it. We'll do it.
We're gonna do a live. This one keeps going like this.
Let's let's disconnect this one and reconnect this one. Okay, okay,
(10:18):
this is so excited. Nothing's gonna work as soon as
we disconnect this one. Nothing hold on with so cool,
so exciting. Happy birthday, love you, love you. Wow. Came
with this? What is today? What is this? Oh? My god?
That's its frequencies? So does a microphone come with instructions?
(10:42):
Speak speaking to the whole? My little Frauda came with
a certificate of a's an actual frauda? A purse? What
is it? It's like a fanny pack. If you ever
seen me with a product fanny pack, it's not real.
Let me know when you want to go back? Is
out this? Anytime you want? Dan nytime? All right, Well,
I think we're done here. I'm seeling up my mic.
(11:03):
Listen to the Tuesday show. That's just tomorrow for us
right now, and Danielle, we'll have a ceremony at seven
am East Coast time, where you will hear her unplug
her old jakety mic and plugging her Gold Danielle personalized microphone.
Hold on like a child. We love you, We gotta
get out of Bye Bye Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning
(11:29):
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