March 28, 2023 • 9 mins
Andrew's mom told us some secrets about our coworkers, what is true and what is made up?!?!?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Four. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast present fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning
Show Podcast. Let's do it. We have Scottie b in
the other room. All right, oh god, we have gone
(00:24):
up and there's Garrett. We have Danielle in a special guest,
Andrew is Joy. If Andrew smells kind of funky, it's
because he was on a red eye from Los Angeles.
He was partially responsible for the extremely well executed iHeart
Radio Music Awards last night in La. Then he hopped
(00:44):
on a plane, got back to New York at four
thirty this morning, went home and tried to wash the
funk off. Yeah, and here he is. Yeah. Do you
have a good time? I did? It was it was
a great time. Was there for thirty six hours? So
quick in out, but yeah, really cool to be on
the red carpet, was it? Yeah? What was your favorite moment? Um?
(01:05):
So many? You know, I really liked Pink. Pink was great, awesome,
she was there and then the fire department came and
literally got dragged across the red carpet. I love story.
Literally in the middle of her interview, you just heard
and just pulls up and the red carpet was on
Hollywood Boulevard. So a truck pulls up, all these firefighters
(01:28):
get out. Pink is like, oh my god, there's firefighters
and are they taking their shirts off? It was crazy?
Why were they there? I have no idea. It's Hollywood Boulevard.
A lot of stuff happens there. Did you see Spider Man?
He's always onwood spider Man walcome to your right? Anyone
stopped by always the star? Did? Did you about? I
(01:48):
didn't see a photo. I'm not on social media? Is clean? Yeah?
I do. I do have a friend who will drop
by like once every couple of weeks and he'll spit
shine it real quick. Yeah. I must not been there
before he came then, because it was a little wait,
is your star on crack Alley or is that somewhere else?
(02:10):
The whole thing is crack. It's a street. It's all crack. Okay,
Yeah it wasn't. That wasn't great. But actually my star
is in front of a really cool hotel and club,
and so I feel very and a cool record label
and a cool record label, yeah record stream. Enough about me,
back to La the experience that I heard reading Music Awards,
Take it away, Um, so Pink was great. Carpet, there
(02:35):
was bb REXA, she got an award. Jacks was there,
Solto Yeah, Lotto was there, she got an award. Um
what was it like when Taylor Swift came in? Didn't
see Taylor Swift into the carpet, she didn't know. We
were told stay on the carpet she might come. And
then literally the carpet closed. So it was like you
(02:55):
could go home now. Yeah, I gotta flight to catch.
If you're wondering what Andrew does is when you see
all of us asking questions and to the artist and
this and that, it's Andrew's responsibilities to make us look
like we know what we're talking about. Yes, I mean
all the fun prep cards and hand the awards while
it's all happening. So yeah, it was there with Jojo
(03:16):
and Tanya and Emily Curl. There you go. So Daniel
wanted to specifically, Daniel wanted you to come into for
the podcast because she has something she wants to talk
to you. Yeah. So the other night we were at
Shucks right and it was so we had so much shocked,
such a great show, musical, and your mom was at
the table with us and I've learned a lot about you.
(03:39):
First of all, I learned that you once killed a hamster.
I don't believe it. Hold on, tell the story why,
Darrel hamster. It never happened. It was a lie that
was starting. You're calling your mom a liar, your mam
a liar. She's a saint, Donna, Mama, Donna knows that
this never happened, and it's it's an inside joke that
(04:01):
has now been taken so far as to me having
to explain it. See the rage, what do you see?
The rage? That's probably what killed the hamster. There is race,
But where does this come from? My friend Nick had
a hamster growing up, Nick who works here. Yes, he
was with us too, by the way, and interesting at
the rumors started from him and he had a hamster
named Chippy, and Chippy died of natural causes. That's all
(04:22):
I'm gonna no, way, no, no, no, that's something missing.
Were you watching Chippy? Mother? Chippy? Chippy died of natural cause,
unforeseen circumstances. Oh, you are holding back. Did Chippy naturally
blow up in a microwave? It? Oh? A ceiling fan
and a ceiling fan? No, no, that happened in my world.
It just tells what happened and we won't have to
blood blisters and they popped. That's all watching a second.
(04:46):
First of all, Oh, Harry Common and hamsters. No, it
is extremely common. I'm just saying that no hamster in
the history of hamsters has ever died a calm and
peaceful death. Every hamster dies the most tragic, horrific, oh
my god, death you've ever heard of. I had four.
Each one of them died a horrific death. I don't
even know what scott he's talking about, but I can
only imagine something awful. You know, Scotty's the one who
actually killed hampster. No, I did not, and it was
(05:08):
a gerbil and it wasn't me you when you flung it. No,
this is a room of no one taking accountability. Look,
I didn't do it, but one of my idiot friends
put one up on a ceiling fan then turned it on.
I hit the wall. Oh I didn't do so. But wait,
hold on, why is your mom telling everyone that you're
a hamster murderer? Because maybe she had some wine and
(05:29):
was Yeah, also told us you stole a car, but
that one I you did. I one, But in all fairness,
did he really because he only went like two houses?
Wait where did you whose car was it? So again,
it was with Nick, she works downstairs. He had another brother,
should let him go. He led his brother led us
(05:51):
to drive the car growing up, like he just let
us go in the car and just kind of drive
it around. So I lied about that, and when my
mom found out, she was literally heartbroken. I've never seen
my mom that heartbroken ever in my life. How long
ago was that? That was when I was fifteen, so
it was right before I got my permit. It's not
like the worst. But even so, so we're talking what
(06:12):
eight years ago, nine years, that's very generous. It's almost
seventeen years. And oh to that fifteen or I thought
you said fifteen. I'm going to be thirty two in April,
so seventeen years. Andrew's mom was heartbroken and she still
was at the table as she was drinking wine. She
was like, I'm still heartbroken over this. Yeah. Well, because
(06:33):
I didn't really lie too much as a kid, like
disappointed her, Yes, disappointment. And I kept that lie up
real well too. My sister was the one who ratted
me out, and that that's one of my grandma's line.
She would always say, like rat. Even if you were
telling the truth, she'd be like, don't be a rat.
Your girl was in the mafia. I mean, I believe
(06:54):
it Italian thing. Yeah, don't don't be a rat. And
my sister was a rat. I love your sister. I
love your sister. Yes, she's like she's just like Andrew,
but so much better. So I've always said that she's
the more fun one, much better hair. Wow, Scottie, I
like your hair on. Your permit is extra tight today.
I gotta get this cut soon. No, don't grow it out.
(07:17):
I just don't want to grow it out. Is that
a Greek thing? What is it? I don't know because
I only found out I was just Greek, So who knows.
Maybe it's Greek to me. You're an asshole. You need
to go home and go to sleep. So what else
do we have on the horizon? What else? What is it?
And where's Nate? He took his computer and ran, he
snuck out. I think he's I think he's pooping. Is
(07:40):
he booping? He's pooping? He's taken a boop? Yeah, So yeah,
what's next on the horizon? What do we have coming?
Up later this week. I think we have a doing.
I'm sorry, we're still live on the radio. Here we are?
Is this going out over the air? No? Yeah, what's
on the horizon? What are we doing soon? What's tomorrow? Wednesday?
Danielle's birthday? Yeah, it's crazy because I feel like that
(08:01):
already passed. We had that big parties. I feel like
if my birthday's already done, a couple of things may
be happening to me. Hey. Andrew answered that, I'd also
like to say that Danielle has a calendar invite in
her own phone that says my birthday. I don't. I
don't know why it never popped up today, And he goes,
why do you ever remind her? I go, maybe I forget.
(08:21):
Let's talking about it. What are you gonna wear tomorrow?
What am I going to wear to the show? Birthday?
I was I supposed to wear something special. Parts I've
already done. As you set the tone, if you come
in and sweat, that will come in. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna come in and sweats. I'm going to
see the Lion King. So I can't come in and
swow right after the show. So I'll come in looking decent.
I'm not gonna promise you know, you know, bull gown,
(08:44):
but I think we should all dress up as Danielle
through the years. I want to be eighties um bronze Danielle.
I'm want to be Danielle when she's a fifty eight
year old man, I'll be Pertnan Danielle. Yes, thank you
guys so much. Can't wait for tomorrow danielle birthday show.
She show her. Are we done? Think we're done? Goodbye?
(09:04):
Kill some more Hamster The fifteen Minute Morning showm
Four. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast present fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning
Show Podcast. Let's do it. We have Scottie b in
the other room. All right, oh god, we have gone
(00:24):
up and there's Garrett. We have Danielle in a special guest,
Andrew is Joy. If Andrew smells kind of funky, it's
because he was on a red eye from Los Angeles.
He was partially responsible for the extremely well executed iHeart
Radio Music Awards last night in La. Then he hopped
(00:44):
on a plane, got back to New York at four
thirty this morning, went home and tried to wash the
funk off. Yeah, and here he is. Yeah. Do you
have a good time? I did? It was it was
a great time. Was there for thirty six hours? So
quick in out, but yeah, really cool to be on
the red carpet, was it? Yeah? What was your favorite moment? Um?
(01:05):
So many? You know, I really liked Pink. Pink was great, awesome,
she was there and then the fire department came and
literally got dragged across the red carpet. I love story.
Literally in the middle of her interview, you just heard
and just pulls up and the red carpet was on
Hollywood Boulevard. So a truck pulls up, all these firefighters
(01:28):
get out. Pink is like, oh my god, there's firefighters
and are they taking their shirts off? It was crazy?
Why were they there? I have no idea. It's Hollywood Boulevard.
A lot of stuff happens there. Did you see Spider Man?
He's always onwood spider Man walcome to your right? Anyone
stopped by always the star? Did? Did you about? I
(01:48):
didn't see a photo. I'm not on social media? Is clean? Yeah?
I do. I do have a friend who will drop
by like once every couple of weeks and he'll spit
shine it real quick. Yeah. I must not been there
before he came then, because it was a little wait,
is your star on crack Alley or is that somewhere else?
(02:10):
The whole thing is crack. It's a street. It's all crack. Okay,
Yeah it wasn't. That wasn't great. But actually my star
is in front of a really cool hotel and club,
and so I feel very and a cool record label
and a cool record label, yeah record stream. Enough about me,
back to La the experience that I heard reading Music Awards,
Take it away, Um, so Pink was great. Carpet, there
(02:35):
was bb REXA, she got an award. Jacks was there,
Solto Yeah, Lotto was there, she got an award. Um
what was it like when Taylor Swift came in? Didn't
see Taylor Swift into the carpet, she didn't know. We
were told stay on the carpet she might come. And
then literally the carpet closed. So it was like you
(02:55):
could go home now. Yeah, I gotta flight to catch.
If you're wondering what Andrew does is when you see
all of us asking questions and to the artist and
this and that, it's Andrew's responsibilities to make us look
like we know what we're talking about. Yes, I mean
all the fun prep cards and hand the awards while
it's all happening. So yeah, it was there with Jojo
(03:16):
and Tanya and Emily Curl. There you go. So Daniel
wanted to specifically, Daniel wanted you to come into for
the podcast because she has something she wants to talk
to you. Yeah. So the other night we were at
Shucks right and it was so we had so much shocked,
such a great show, musical, and your mom was at
the table with us and I've learned a lot about you.
(03:39):
First of all, I learned that you once killed a hamster.
I don't believe it. Hold on, tell the story why,
Darrel hamster. It never happened. It was a lie that
was starting. You're calling your mom a liar, your mam
a liar. She's a saint, Donna, Mama, Donna knows that
this never happened, and it's it's an inside joke that
(04:01):
has now been taken so far as to me having
to explain it. See the rage, what do you see?
The rage? That's probably what killed the hamster. There is race,
But where does this come from? My friend Nick had
a hamster growing up, Nick who works here. Yes, he
was with us too, by the way, and interesting at
the rumors started from him and he had a hamster
named Chippy, and Chippy died of natural causes. That's all
(04:22):
I'm gonna no, way, no, no, no, that's something missing.
Were you watching Chippy? Mother? Chippy? Chippy died of natural cause,
unforeseen circumstances. Oh, you are holding back. Did Chippy naturally
blow up in a microwave? It? Oh? A ceiling fan
and a ceiling fan? No, no, that happened in my world.
It just tells what happened and we won't have to
blood blisters and they popped. That's all watching a second.
(04:46):
First of all, Oh, Harry Common and hamsters. No, it
is extremely common. I'm just saying that no hamster in
the history of hamsters has ever died a calm and
peaceful death. Every hamster dies the most tragic, horrific, oh
my god, death you've ever heard of. I had four.
Each one of them died a horrific death. I don't
even know what scott he's talking about, but I can
only imagine something awful. You know, Scotty's the one who
actually killed hampster. No, I did not, and it was
(05:08):
a gerbil and it wasn't me you when you flung it. No,
this is a room of no one taking accountability. Look,
I didn't do it, but one of my idiot friends
put one up on a ceiling fan then turned it on.
I hit the wall. Oh I didn't do so. But wait,
hold on, why is your mom telling everyone that you're
a hamster murderer? Because maybe she had some wine and
(05:29):
was Yeah, also told us you stole a car, but
that one I you did. I one, But in all fairness,
did he really because he only went like two houses?
Wait where did you whose car was it? So again,
it was with Nick, she works downstairs. He had another brother,
should let him go. He led his brother led us
(05:51):
to drive the car growing up, like he just let
us go in the car and just kind of drive
it around. So I lied about that, and when my
mom found out, she was literally heartbroken. I've never seen
my mom that heartbroken ever in my life. How long
ago was that? That was when I was fifteen, so
it was right before I got my permit. It's not
like the worst. But even so, so we're talking what
(06:12):
eight years ago, nine years, that's very generous. It's almost
seventeen years. And oh to that fifteen or I thought
you said fifteen. I'm going to be thirty two in April,
so seventeen years. Andrew's mom was heartbroken and she still
was at the table as she was drinking wine. She
was like, I'm still heartbroken over this. Yeah. Well, because
(06:33):
I didn't really lie too much as a kid, like
disappointed her, Yes, disappointment. And I kept that lie up
real well too. My sister was the one who ratted
me out, and that that's one of my grandma's line.
She would always say, like rat. Even if you were
telling the truth, she'd be like, don't be a rat.
Your girl was in the mafia. I mean, I believe
(06:54):
it Italian thing. Yeah, don't don't be a rat. And
my sister was a rat. I love your sister. I
love your sister. Yes, she's like she's just like Andrew,
but so much better. So I've always said that she's
the more fun one, much better hair. Wow, Scottie, I
like your hair on. Your permit is extra tight today.
I gotta get this cut soon. No, don't grow it out.
(07:17):
I just don't want to grow it out. Is that
a Greek thing? What is it? I don't know because
I only found out I was just Greek, So who knows.
Maybe it's Greek to me. You're an asshole. You need
to go home and go to sleep. So what else
do we have on the horizon? What else? What is it?
And where's Nate? He took his computer and ran, he
snuck out. I think he's I think he's pooping. Is
(07:40):
he booping? He's pooping? He's taken a boop? Yeah, So yeah,
what's next on the horizon? What do we have coming?
Up later this week. I think we have a doing.
I'm sorry, we're still live on the radio. Here we are?
Is this going out over the air? No? Yeah, what's
on the horizon? What are we doing soon? What's tomorrow? Wednesday?
Danielle's birthday? Yeah, it's crazy because I feel like that
(08:01):
already passed. We had that big parties. I feel like
if my birthday's already done, a couple of things may
be happening to me. Hey. Andrew answered that, I'd also
like to say that Danielle has a calendar invite in
her own phone that says my birthday. I don't. I
don't know why it never popped up today, And he goes,
why do you ever remind her? I go, maybe I forget.
(08:21):
Let's talking about it. What are you gonna wear tomorrow?
What am I going to wear to the show? Birthday?
I was I supposed to wear something special. Parts I've
already done. As you set the tone, if you come
in and sweat, that will come in. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna come in and sweats. I'm going to
see the Lion King. So I can't come in and
swow right after the show. So I'll come in looking decent.
I'm not gonna promise you know, you know, bull gown,
(08:44):
but I think we should all dress up as Danielle
through the years. I want to be eighties um bronze Danielle.
I'm want to be Danielle when she's a fifty eight
year old man, I'll be Pertnan Danielle. Yes, thank you
guys so much. Can't wait for tomorrow danielle birthday show.
She show her. Are we done? Think we're done? Goodbye?
(09:04):
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