How Did We Get Lice

Justina Valentine hangs out after the show and we talk to her and Gandhi about thier new podcast?!?!?!?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show in a minute
morning show podcast. We got a room full. Good god,
how do we cram all these people in one room?
We got Gandhi? Who is that? Jon? Jon's here? I

(00:26):
knew it was her because her jewelry told me so Joan.
We'll explain why Jones here in a second. And there's Scary,
there's Garrett, there's Scotty b in the serial box room.
Here's Danielle and Justina Vella. Hello, what's popping? If this
thing started, you had no idea that we had guests today,
but so Justina of course, and Joni there here. We're

(00:48):
talking about forget about Christmas, the new movie that Justine
is bringing us, which is coming out on the twenty
one on VH one. That's right, very excited. I'm playing
multiple characters, and you know we've we've mentioned in it before.
Elvis was supposed to be in part one. We couldn't
quite lock him in, but he will be in part two.
And I love the new I love the new like
do yeah, you know, sometimes to control the lice, you

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have to like shave it off and believe me. I
know I had lice as a kid, and I was like, mom,
I got all these mugs in my head. It's pretty nasty. Yeah.
Who didn't have like at some point's problem with lice
as a child. Yeah, and then move forward, Yeah, so
how did you discover that I was? I was bugging
out the school nurse, Justina Valentine, please come to the

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school nurse. Yes. And the thing is like as a kid,
like you know you you just you have no um
I think knowledge of Germans like nowadays, I'm a germ
of fold like you will not catch me opening up
a door. I'm using my shirt, I'm kicking doors open.
I don't want to touch anything. But you know, like
back and then and your kids, you're just like using
everyone's brushes. You need a random toothbush. You don't know
what it is you're using it. So yeah, you know,

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I think you're your head just gets itchy. I always
had like some thick ass hair, and then you just
end up with have we taken that too far? Though?
Are we being too clean? You know? I think like
COVID kind of brought us there because you know, at
one point, if you touched can get COVID and then
later they're like, it's not as like transferable just from

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like objects. Washing our groceries. Yes, yes, there I am
with the sanitizing of my groceries. Lights down the can.
We would get home and wash our soap. Yeah, it was,
it was. It was insane. When first hit, I got
a box of wine from like Rochester, New York, and
that's where like the epicenter was. At first we put

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it in our shed for like weeks to kill any
type of free But now but now you are more
German than ever. Well, and it all started with license.
It all started with lice. But I will tell you
something that I think I learned in the experience of
like quarantine ing you do some germs are good because

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when you quarantine for a while, then you go back
out into the world. I feel like when every thing
opened back up and we started filming seasons again and
we went back on tour, I swear I was getting
sick and I was like my ammute system, I feel
like it's not as strong because I'm not touching the
dirty door knobs and having people breathe on me and
so on and so forth. But now that I've been
out for some time. I feel like my immune system

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is back up. You're also giving me g easy vibes. Garrett,
All right, okay, what are we talking about? That here
is perfectly quos. Anyone who's ever partied at a phone
party and cancoon probably has a very strong mute. Yeah,
you can't even catch covid if you've had a phone
party and you started covid covid. Yeah, your story is

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to go with an A T M keyboards today. Yeah,
literally and Justina are starting their podcast today. After this podcast,
they're gonna start their own podcast. And do you have
any idea what you're doing? I mean, we for the
first time started kicking around some ideas last night about
what we wanted to talk about on the morning. But yeah,
like but like four am last night, I mean it
was it was really late, and we're like, oh, this

(04:02):
would be good. Oh this will be good, this would
be good. I don't know, So we'll just you know,
turn on the mics and see where it goes. It
for the best. Um, clearly she looks beautiful, So I
have to wait for my hair and makeup to come
in and do something with my face. Oh girl, please
look like a million bucks, and we just we learned
from the best that the only way to do a
podcast is to have no freaking clue in what you're doing.
So I think we're right where we need to be.

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Stat just start it. It's kind of like anything else,
Like I just started, um going to the gym, and
I literally can't walk. I am so sore. I have
to put my hands down on the toilet, which I
did at the toilet here, so I got my germs
for the day. Like I can't say I'm so sore.
But it's like the only way to do something that
you know is just to get it start and go

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and figure it out. So let's say all the time
we jump up and it's gonna be fine. Anything in life, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
here we go do it. Look, is there anything that's
gonna get us in trouble? Anything you don't want us
to talk about in a podcast? That's the beauty of
that podcast. You can say words like fuck yes, oh,
I don't think I've ever heard just say it again

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because I'm always used to hearing you in the morning. Regually,
we can't say the effort and I say the effort
or ship. We can't say that on air because we're
regulated by the government. But here on podcasts that's in
Hearing you say funk is like hearing opera fun. You
don't just don't expect it because we're so used to, like,
you know, just hearing you guys, you know, be real

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and telling how it is, but do it in a
clean way. No one uses foul language in this room
more than Danie. Yeah, they just fly. I don't even
know how we get to the course of an hour
on our show with that. Danielle, how do you do it?
I'm very I don't know, but your tongue. I have
cursed twice because I years in my head I said,
don't say ship, don't say ship, say and then I

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said ship that's what happens. Do you guys have it
all like? Um like? So when I've done live stuff
for MTV and stuff like I've done t r L
and there is like a ten or fifteen second um lack.
So do you guys have that? Okay? So we have
a button. It's called the dump button. Got layers of it,
not just one. God, if you say if you say

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ship and well, I can't say the brown word and
we'll push dump and Italy erase it, and then if
you say it again, we are we push it again?
Got it? Okay, and you have someone specifically doing that,
it's us. You have to do it. We jump for
that button right there, but right now, don't have to
do it. But what if you say it and you
press the button after? How is that deleting it? You
know what it does? We are delayed anyway. Okay, when

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you hear us on the on, when you hear us
in in your car for instance, right it's about fifteen
seconds after we set it. Okay, So when I push
that button, it rewinds back like seven seconds. It radio
DVRs forwarding and you just jump forward and then you
just block out that word. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah,
I still don't understand the technology. But all we know
is we're told as it works, there it is, or

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else you get fined by who, like FCC or somebody. Yeah,
but you know, there are still some TV networks that
don't use delay, and the big one, NBC, they don't
have a delay. Today show one day and this old
actress who's no longer alive said the word fuck, and
they were like, uh, what do we do? There's nothing
you can do, but it's real time flu. There's no

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way to bring it back. When we were broadcasting, like
one of our concerts, I was in like the trailer
that had the dump button, the dump truck, and it
was one of the rap One of the rappers was singing,
oh my gosh, every other word out of his mouth
was like fucking ship. The guy was like, we are
one bringing more, Oh my god. Crazy. It was crazy.

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He worked for his salary that day. Danielle has the
dirtiest mouth I think of everybody in here, but she's
the nicest, like sweetest person of everybody in here. It
makes no sense, make it makes sense. I don't know.
I don't agree with that. And I say when I
say curse words, like even my kids will say, Mommy
doesn't say it in a way where she's like telling
you off, like fuck you. She like says it in

(07:59):
a one way, like to emphasize things. Yeah, like the
best time. It's not like fuck you, bitch, it's I
know what you mean. It's not really at a person
you're just using as a descriptive. It's an adjective. Daniel's
isn't like different different inflection. Absolutely, We've covered a lot
so far, we've covered a lot of basis to this podcast.

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I love that you're going into this thing with no
nervous look. You feel like just whatever, We're gonna get
in there and hang out and whatever happens happens. That
would be the best podcast. Yeah, we both like chat
for a living. Yeah, we're very um, you know, talkative, loquacious.
I don't think loquacious everyone can spell that. Yeah, absolutely,
they're gonna be like, we're trying to look up this podcast,

(08:44):
but how do you spell equations? Um. I think we're
both pretty good at chat and so I don't think.
I don't think we'll have an issue. Yeah. Yeah, I
wish they could just pay you by the word you'll
be billionaires. But oh my god, Yeah, I think it's
gonna be good. I'm really excited and I appreciate you
guys throwing some support behind it. That's so nice of you. Amazing,
but a secret and then whenever we were ready to
go roll it out, but you know, now everybody knows. Yes, well,

(09:08):
if we're sitting here, you didn't hear that hearing on
the podcast, but everyone's phone just went yeah, yeah, what
was that an interview? Remind your notice. We're getting your
notice to JB podcast you with Gandhi, Did you guys
get the same one? When everyone's phone buzzes at the
same time, you know some ship's going down. Yeah, you're

(09:29):
like the last night. Apparently on echo dots there's like
the static screeching problem. So at at one o'clock in
the morning, I heard a screech like someone was in
my house out of your echo dot. So I looked
up this morning. There's like some echo dot issue where
it will just start screeching randomly, And that was your

(09:50):
ex girlfriend breaking in. My dogs are barking in the
middle of the night. Is that what that was? Maybe
met in the house last night thinking someone was in
it's the don't say. Now we see Alexa on our
show ten million elections go off. Oh wow, so quiet

(10:12):
in there. I'm sorry, I said, Alexa, that's all I said.
That he's having a really good day. He's really excited.
He hasn't figured out how to walk through the doors yet.
So he's running too that door like three times. But
he hit a milestone. He wanted to sell. What do
you know. I bought a pair of jeans yesterday, size
thirty three. I have been thirty six since high school.

(10:34):
Where gonna get show Justina what you can do with
a banana. They're gonna tell him to twerk. I was
gonna say, let's see that new body. I already ate
my banana. I was just gonna say, I swallowed in
one bite. Wow, you take the whole thing down it is?
Are you serious? Next time might come? I want to
have a banana deep throwing contest with you. I mean,

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I think I'm decent. I don't know if I could
put it down with out chewing at all. That's different.
How big is your esophaguest? Yeah, he's really good at it.
We're trying to convince him to start an only fans page.
He won't do. Oh, I think you'd make a lot
of money, Scotty, nice looking guy deep through in bananas
through the market for that, you know, literally very popular. Okay,

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So the new holiday movie we want everyone to check out,
of course, it's called Forgot About Christmas. It's premier in
December twenty one, eight p m. Eas Coast Time on
v H one, Great Place via Comma. Obviously amazing when
you get that called, like, yeah, we're going to pick
up your movie. Do you ever, do you ever go like,
what the really Well, when I got the call, um

(11:42):
that you know they were interested because first we sent
them the Sizzle, which was comprised of mostly of US clips, Um,
you know, because I knew it would be would be
a big selling point. Um. When we first sent them
the sizzle and they said that they were interested, I
was like, oh my gosh, thank you so much. I'm
so excited, hung up, and then just like ran around
the house, I mean like called the whole team and um,

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you know, I just knew, even for the sizzle was
so compelling that I'm like, they're gonna see the vision
and they're gonna just be able to tell how good
the movie is gonna be. Which then we sent a
movie maybe like a month later, three weeks later. But
when I got the call that they definitely wanted to
acquire and air it, it was just, um, you know,

(12:23):
it was I would say the cherry on top, but
it was more than that. Was a whole banana split
of um, just having the most amazing gear and just
seeing like your hard work come to fruition. Because I'm
a hard worker. I am no strangers to the ground.
I had to work fifteen minute morning show