A Stupid List Of How You Can Be 'Less Masculine'

Gandhi goes through a list someone made of things men can do that would make them 'less masculine.' We don't agree with any of it! We also talk about our plans for St. Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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I'm not going in there after he did it. You
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we've been I don't fart in my studios ever. Well,
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hair in the air. It's Garrett, that's right, and Danielle's here.

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Nate is taking the podcast off today. Why he's he's
on specialist signs. Oh yeah, um wow, what a day.
I hope you listen to the replay from today's show
today meaning day the sixteenth, right, yeah, of March. Make
sure you watch it. It It was a very very fun

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show and a very interesting and touching show as well.
Until then the next show that we have one that
will not be touching. Let's go to Gandhi. Hello, who
has a special direction for our podcast? Yes, I saw
Twitter blowing up with all of these different things source
from different people that are things masculine men are not
allowed to do. If you do these things, you are

(01:29):
not masculine. And the list is the stupidest list of
every Okay, let's get going. Huh. Let's start with masculine
men are only allowed to have one real laugh a day.
If you laugh hard more than once, you're feminine. Exactly
where did this list come from? Again? From people's sourced
on Twitter. Just tweet us things that make men not masculine.

(01:51):
The list is absurd. Let's go smoking hookah not masculine
because you're sure you're sharing a pipe with other men.
I tell you some of those men back in the
old Country, they were very mas without everybody gets their
own little plastic piece, so that's how much they didn't

(02:13):
have those back in the date. But it was very
adamant about this. How much? Who could do you smoke? No?
But I smoked before together, you know, and I'm not
nothing wrong about that. I don't get it. How about
this one being romantic? Period? Oh stop? This is the
dumbestless I've ever list is. I'm certain people were raging
about it. Of course, we've already talked about eating soup.

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If you eat soup, very feminine of you. You're not
allowed to do that. Nate was livid about that one.
I would be livid, yeah, but Nate, Nate is not
very masculine. I want to know who the bro is
the author of this. I feel like this is a
crowd of Andrew Tate lovers or people like that. I
just decided, just ridiculous. You're not allowed to eat bananas, popsicles, lollipops,

(02:55):
kale salads, or hot dogs. So anything fallac or anything tasty,
healthy and healthy. Yes, let stuff rules. I love food.
Says masculine men not allowed to do yoga? How dare
you very feminine agree that you're not? You know what,

(03:16):
just because you don't do yoga, does it mean it's
a bad thing for masculinity? Okay, so ready, Mma fighters
and boxers they do yoga, But don't you wear tights
with your whole ass? Lose shorts of you? One? Okay, Scotty,
is that the only reason why you didn't do yoga
because you think you have to wear a tight pan?
I just think it's dumb, but that's me. Yoga is

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not dumb. I'm just letting this go because it's so stupid.
Yoga is one of the best exercises you could ever talk.
It's not that anyway. Sorry, You're not allowed to have
female friends or hang out with females. Not cool, what
exactly dance? Not allowed to dance? Can't dance? That includes,
of course, tiktoking if you choreograph a dance with your

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male friends. Oh, there are so many guys who should
not be dancing. There are so many I can't dance,
and I try, but it has nothing to do with masculinity.
He dances with his lips, he bites his lip, he does,
he does, he has the overbite, and then he thrust
his hips. It's very sexual. Um, you're not allowed to
go to brunch. Brunch is my favorite meal of the week.

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I love brunch. I hate brunch. I get nothing to
do within. You are not allowed to hang out with
your male friends, especially not if you're going to a
movie together or taking a trip together. Not allowed. Masculine
men would never. You are not allowed to blow other guys.
That was not on the list. Believe it or not.
Apparently you can do that. But this list is just

(04:41):
the stupidest thing I've ever seen. One person said, whenever
I see a man in the Starbucks line. I think
a little feminine not allowed to have coffee, masculine are
not allowed to insane life. I would think anyone who
answered those answers on this list has a little problem
with their own masculinity. Yeah, absolutely, or a father that
taught them the hard way right to be a dick.
It was. I just thought it was the stupidest thing

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I've ever seen, and I wouldn't want to hang out
with a person who lived a life according to these rules.
It would be terrible and boring. So I grew up
living in a life of easy bake ovens, not very masculine.
By the way, brownies that I put in an easy
bake oven twenty five years ago are just now ready

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if you want to. But yeah, masculinity has never been
my strong suit. But to strive for masculinity to me
is kind of a weird thing. I need to be
more masculine. Really, who says that, right? And it's so
different in different cultures. What that definition of masculine is, well, machismo. Yeah. Well,
back when I was young and impressionable, I feel like

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I might have taken a list like this, looked at
it and be like, I need to do this, this
and this, but I don't do that anymore because I
feel like I've grown up. Well, that that true. To
go back to what you say all the time, that
was the Brooklyn lifestyle, not enjoying yourself, of having fun,
having friends are eating salad. Well, but like to what Elvis, Yeah,
but to what Elvi was just said, He's like, I

(06:05):
would actually look at a list like this and be like, well,
I need to become this. I need to strive for that.
No more brunch for me. I'm not trying to be
I'm not trying to please anybody anymore. I'm guessing I'm
trying to take you guys up on your advice not
to give a shit. Yeah, that that's good. I don't know.
The wholest just made me feel like any man enjoying

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himself and in some capacity is just not a masculine
thing to know. Who wants to be with someone that's miserable? Nobody.
I can't believe that's even a list, to be honest,
I can no. You know what it? Every day is
a surprise, true to me. The people that say the
things they say, and they say them to us. We
get these text messages from people that are just crass

(06:46):
as hell, mean, just mean. You could tell they're just
like Junkyard dog mean as they say, which Danielle always says,
is a reflection of them and not a reflection of you. Right,
something's going on there that you don't know about, because
they can't be that mean. Nobody can be that mean.
They can be well, oh this, I was thinking about
a text message that you read to me on Monday.

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So someone saw me at the Impractical Joker Show on
a Friday. They sat on it all weekend Saturday Sunday,
and then they woke up on Monday and the first
thing they decided to do was text about how I
look like I should be on radio. Yeah, we're thinking,
oh this is this? How about then they they emphasize
he has a face for radio. Right. They sat on

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that for three days. Three days? Yea, in some capacity though,
you've taken up so much real estate in their brain,
right that you should smile about it. I went to
sleep in rent free in their head, Yeah, no problem
sleeping there you go. People are mean so masculinity, What
about women? What things can you do that are well? Feminine? Femininity? Femininity?

(07:56):
It goes back to guys. Again, what would what would
be the obvious for women in opposite of that list
for guys. I don't know. I can think of a
lot of things that women do now that people say
is masculine and get too unlikable and not attractive and
why we'll be alone forever. But you dare not say
it out loud because in the in the day at
age where we you know, women need to have their

(08:19):
their own lane and be able to be accepted in
any and every occupation. You shouldn't give a woman a
hard time for wearing a hard hat. Absolutely not. I
love it when we have our listeners the women text
in saying they're truck drivers and they're they're construction workers.
I think that's cool, me too. But you know, if
you took a guy listening to us who was doing

(08:40):
something that's in the more feminine active position, yeah, it's
it's not. It's it's kind of frowned upon by some people,
not by me. I think the faction of men that
really have a problem with women doing these masculine things,
like you said, it's just more of a reflection of
them and being in secure about what they're doing. Because
a lot of the things that are canidered masculine and unattractive.

(09:01):
Are I'm not even kidding you because I saw this
list the other day. A sense of humor. Men don't
like that. They want to be the funny ones. A
woman can't be funny, true, I know, making more money
than them. A lot of people don't like that. Being independent,
A lot of people don't like what. Guys don't like that, right,
I know that there are if they feel like they're

(09:21):
losing their their footing, their their quote. The same thing
happens in like the like famous world, Like if a
celebrity is dating another celebrity and like one gets a
little bit more famous than the other, that causes a
breakup a lot, well like christ Chris Pratt's relationship. He
didn't take off too and then he ended up getting
divorced and he became the A lister. Yeah, it's just ridiculous.

(09:42):
All of it is ridiculous. I would want a partner
that had all of these good qualities, that was eating
salad and dancing with me and doing all that fun stuff.
I don't see anything wrong with that. Of course it's
weird not to me too, Yeah, think Yeah, I like
how we've decided we're in the better people. These are
the Council of what, the Council of perfection? So I

(10:03):
guess are we the ones living in a bubble? And
then there's that whole thing out there where the world
is full of bubbles? Yeah, there's nothing to do about it.
That list sounds like every person that's sitting down at
a wedding. They don't laugh, they don't dance, they don't
eat salad. Well, I don't dance at weddings, and I'm
not masculine. You danced at my wedding. I did, but
I'm not drunk, that is true. All right, what else

(10:25):
we got? It's all I got. What I know. I'm
gonna leave here today and try to be a little
less masculine. Excellent. Well, we don't have a podcast tomorrow,
but it is Saint Patrick's Day. What are your planning?
Not Saint Patrick's Day? Yes it is. No, it's not
the seventeenth of March. Is Saint Patrick's Day? Tomorrow? The sixteenth? No,
I'm wrong. Oh my god, Gandhi was wrong. I'm so sorry.

(10:45):
I take it back. You're the problem. It's you. I
thought today was the fifty Yeah, so what are your
plans for Tomorrow's stuck in traffic. He's stuck in traffic.
I'm not. I'm not going out day drinking tomorrow. I've
got things to do out of town. I'm flying out tomorrow.
Oh yeah, what are you doing? Scary Herrie Jones Party
of One. You're the only true Irish guy at the table.

(11:06):
Corn beef is gonna be just stewing in the house.
Cannot wait. I was spending some cornby for a show tomorrow,
but we didn't plan ahead. A couple of the people
on the sales team, We're like, we're going day drinking.
Let's go. So after the show tomorrow, I may actually
persons sales the sales driven a day, because you need
to keep your footing with the sales department. It's not
really about that. It's about just party and having fun.
I don't know, but I feel like maybe I should

(11:28):
have I've out grown it, or I should have out
grown it by now. You haven't. I got issues. Yeah,
make sure you check out the ratings of all the
Irish bars you go to. I want to go to
a four point. We haven't right here, A lot of
them right around right surrounded by in the middle of
it by. We had lunch at us at an Irish
pub the other day. It was good, which means as
soon as the show's over run for your life where

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you're gonna get stuck in a lot of traffic. You know,
I have like an hour and a half to kill.
Maybe I can go do that. Now, get tomorrow's corn
pooping cabbage out of the way, do it. We gotta
go have a beautiful day and have you Saint Patrick's
Saint Tomorrow. Gandhi. Sorry I was wrong on the problem.
That's you. The fifteen Minute Morning Show