March 14, 2023 • 12 mins
Pranks have been going on around the studio and Gandhi seems to be the one behind everything. Skeery feels left out and wants in! Also, Scotty B almost hit Gandhi with his car today.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Four. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast present morning show. Hey, it's a fifteen minute morning show,
and I guess we're starting with a couple of men down.
Nate's not here, Elvis is not here. But Dan yell yes,
(00:23):
Garrett is Yes? Scary is what up? I'm scary is? Yeah?
I am. Let's talk about Scottie. You don't know what
Scottie did this morning? You do? You want to talk
about what you did this morning? Have you tested me?
He tried to run me over with the Z one
hundred vehicle. I didn't try to run you over. You
stood directly in front of me. What am I supposed
to do? I'm true. I was minding my business, walking
through the parking garage like I do every more, walking
in the street. It was in the parking right, in
(00:45):
the in the right, in my right of way. There's
no other space because the sidewalk, Jamie managed was on
the sidewalk. Jamie was on the sidewalk. You walk right
in front of me because you want to see what
I would do? No, so wait, did you be honest? Yes?
Did you antagonize a little? Yes? I was walking. I
gave this Yeah, you know what corner, spray bottle truck.
(01:08):
Same thing. I've noticed this a lot lately about Gandhi.
You're you do antagonize people. You actually you She's a
shit starter. You start shit, you know. I've always wanted
to say that. On the AMBE, I could say she
starts shit, yes, and now, but why are you doing?
What's your motive? I agree? But here's the thing. Is
any of the shit that I start actually bad shit?
(01:31):
Well you almost got run over, Yeah, that's been good.
That wouldn't have been good, but I knew it wasn't
gonna happen. He got really close up. He was like
this close to me. I'm good like that. I can judge.
There's never bad shit. It's like I spray with a
spray bottle or Josh and I encouraged to smash Andrew sandwich.
But you never used to be that way. Wait did
that just happen? I think it might have happened. Yeah,
(01:52):
that's awesome. And then it causes people to want to
get back at you, and that's the point retaliation. But
you like that. I don't mind it at all. We
have a really good tim in here, and I don't
do I don't do shit to the people that aren't
as playful, like I don't really do shit to you
because you don't think I'm playful. Now now you're you
do not know what scary can do? Wow? No, I
(02:14):
just think that some people probably want to be left
out of it. I assume you want to be left
out of it. Yeah, well I don't know. I'm just
trying to understand your Then there are fighting words. What
you want to be included in the stuff you're calling
shit starting? To me? I just made an obsivation. It's
a yes or no? Do you want to be included? No?
Because if I say yes and it's for the record,
then I'm really gonna get some shit started on me.
(02:37):
And I don't even know what you're capable of, because
you know, really though, okay, your worst? What's the worst
shit started around here? A spray bottle? What do you
think she's gonna really doing? Because I gotta say, with
Andrew's retaliation of the glitter bomb, that's bad. That's gonna
take hours to clean up, actually weeks, it's already cleaned up. Yeah,
(02:57):
but must not have been a lot of glitter, and yeah,
he's gonna find that in his butt crack. Gandhi foiled
that plan. Gandhie foiled that plan, so it really didn't
get executed things. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, okay, so wait,
I'm confused, yes or no part of it or not?
I mean, you remember what happened when you and greg
T used to do these things to be never ending?
(03:19):
Greg T put his penis in your face while you
were sleeping salad. Yeah, he mixed your salad with his
penis and made you eat it. You know that's way
too far, and I know the shit starter again. He's
I don't put my dick in anyhow. He's super glued
my my shoes to the floor. Yes, he put a
(03:39):
bully on cube in my shower head. That was my idea,
by the way, you know he's not that smart. Anybody
a homeless person to your house and he let him
use all yourself, use my bear out of town, you
wear my clothes and then take a shower. Oh, Scott,
Scotty was a part of that too. Scott, in turn,
is a ship starter as well. Scott. The worst thing
(03:59):
he did, which I got a taste of, was he
replaced the cream in my Oreo cookies with toothpaste. Oh.
That's why I don't forget monkeys. Monkeys, monkeys, Oh yeah,
that's one. But my phone. He took an ad out
in the paper and for for monkeys, saying that I
was selling monkeys and I didn't know that monkeys were
a hot commodity. But my phone wouldn't stop ringing. What
what the fuck? I'm not selling monkeys? What do you
(04:21):
mean Capuccian monkeys? No, I come to find out that
he took an ad out in the paper my phone number.
If you ever want to get somebody with that, tell
them you're selling monkeys. Okay, I guess it's illegal to
do that. I'm not gonna well, yeah, I'm not gonna
put your phone number out there and do stuff like that.
And we've been doing this to each other for a
long time. The differences you're noticing it now because the
new setup of the studios, we're more out in the open,
(04:43):
whereas before when we used to hide and Scar Scottie
not everybody would see it all the time. That's been
going on forever. I mean, this has been going on,
it's just now can't hide it us. Yeah, the office
space thing, he's right there. Yeah, everybody's the communal space.
So back to the main question. Yeah, are you in
or are you out? I mean, I have no choice.
I'm in choice. You heard it here? Are you in? Daniel?
(05:06):
I don't really, I mean Gandhi knows. I'm kind of like.
I mean, I like to watch it. I think it's funny,
but like you know, I'm usually I feel like it's
too late. I'm already in. I've been in. There's been
there's been situations where things have been done, you know now.
But but the thing is an old Yeah, I don't.
I don't have a mess with you really at all. No,
not too. I think she's gonna hide food on you though,
in your underneath. I don't want that rules or stinky
(05:35):
cheese under my rules. Yeah, if you're gonna join in
the fun and the in the merriments, you cannot have rules.
He's not like fight club. There are no rules. Can
you remember the time of the old promotions office when
we were in Jersey City, Remember the guy Biggie that
used to work in Yes, and some cheese company sent
up this giant, sloppy thing of brie. It was a
(05:56):
massive ball and I went and stuck it underneath his
keyboard was on the pull out thing but underneath it,
and he couldn't find it for days, and it just
smelled like a giant asshole. It was so disgusting, but
it was hilarious and it stuck for days. Yes, it
just it stuck to it. We used to do bad
stuff over there. They made They would make a video
(06:19):
of all the bad shit they would do and throwing
food of it, and then we would have like a
big viewing party, viewing party. Now we would all come
up to the station at night and have this big
viewing party of all the crap they did. Scotty edited
together on long two hour montage of nothing but practical jokes.
They took a watermelon and they threw it off the
side of of the building. So why am I the
(06:40):
ship starter? Then? Because those days been going on, we
were told that I feel intact as a brown woman.
Would everybody goes Silent hawk Is to the newer studios
(07:01):
in Jersey City. We were like, they were tall. Look
these are brand new, shiny studios. We can't funk with them.
So they stopped all the jokes. That was it. That
was the end of it. But it didn't stop because
people have been putting themselves in boxes and suitcases to
make Scottie scream that's true, or as long as I've
been here. But they just not throwing food at the walls. Right,
we're not damaging property right right? People that glitterbam might
(07:23):
have done something today, but we'll find out find out. Yeah, Gandhi,
those tapes, uh, we called them the rest tapes, and
you know, pretty much like jackass style things. Now they
would be called why did we get canceled? Tapes? Right?
Or arrested? Or arrested as long as you don't actually
run me over, Scottie. It was way too close. Did
you know it was? Gandhi? Yeah, I know it was,
of course I know. That's why I rebbed it up. Shits,
(07:47):
did you do the engine, rev Or? No? Guys, love you, Okay,
that's all we got, just paybacks a bit though. I
mean I will I will come. I have some old
tricks up my sleeve that I can Well that sounds
like anything. Oh, that sounds like a threat. She hasn't
done anything to you yet, and you're already saying I'm
gonna get you back. I have things. I have things.
(08:09):
I've got things up my sleeves. You sound like, Liam Neeson, careful,
what do you have at hand? Buzzer? Yeah, I have
a snake in a can. I gotta tell you. I was.
I was. I was unpacking h Cooper's backpack from the
trip that we just took, and there's a pen in
the bag, to silver pen and I was like, oh,
(08:30):
this is nice. So I went to click it and
it buzzed my finger and scared to shit out of me,
like it was one of those buzzing pans. Did you
have did you try to run her over too? Yes?
Did you have the mousetrap Wriggley's gum when you were
a kid? Oh? Yeah, the spring is you can still
buy all these things at five below. They have like
a whole gags. Yeah, but they're not as good as
they were kids. So you pull the gum a piece
of gum out and your finger. Yep, it never hurt.
(08:53):
That fing hurt. That was like that was a sad hurt.
It did hurt. Can you bring in the pan? I
want to see you scream again. Bring it in. I
want to get one of those snakes that like attaches
to somebody and they're running but it's still stuck to them.
Snake snake. I feel like we could really get diamond
with it. And how did anyone ever fall for the
peanut can with the snake that comes back? Now it
doesn't even look like a real feedut. Yeah, the cell
job on now and hey, you want some peanuts? Whoever
(09:15):
he says it, let me open it right in my face,
you guys. But a lot of these types of things
come up on my my TikTok feed because I must
I lean into watching those pranks and this stuff like that,
Oh my god, the farther guy. Do you guys see
the farmer guy on on on TikTok. He walks in
front of people and he goes, he goes, and he goes,
(09:37):
Oh my god, that's gonna that's gonna cause a stain.
And then he and the camera is on the people
that are walking behind him, or he's on an escalator,
he's walking to the park, he walks past people, and
it's about getting the reaction. Yeah, and it's just NonStop.
For there's a girl that does it too. Yeah. She
walks up to guys like she's flirting with them and
hitting on them, and as they're talking, she just rips one.
(09:59):
None of the guys or deterred, none of them. It's outrage.
That's Cora. I like the couple that like they play
pranks on each other. Um they have like I don't know,
usually powder or dyed chemicals or something in a balloon,
and they like find a way to get each other
and and they just think it's hysterical. And sometimes I
(10:20):
just sit there and I go, oh, who's cleaning that up?
I can think of it's what a mess. But they
have this great relationship. But that's what they do to
each other all day. It's so funny. That's fun to me.
I enjoy messing around. See I feel like if I'm
messing around with you, it just shows love. Oh my god, yes,
constantly and vice versa. What do you guys? So we
have an arsenal of NERF guns that are actually very
(10:42):
painful and fun to play with. So whenever I'm there
and he comes home from work, kenos, he's getting shot up.
That's the other thing we need around here is NERF guns,
noh are. I won't say which boss, but one of
our bosses pointed us in the direction of some super
soakers and some NERF guns. Somehow, you'll poke my eye out.
So no, please, I got I got a nerf gun guy.
I got a nerf gun guy. We can make I
(11:02):
got I got a nerf gun guy. We can make
this happen. Just in charge. Look who showed up. We're
talking about Gandhi's practical jokes and how she's got always
got some shit up her sleeves. So Scary basically just
invited it all into his world because he basically like
was like giving her a challenge. I wouldn't challenge her.
(11:26):
He did, He did all over. Now here's a ship starter.
So after Scary invites this challenge, before anything happens to
Scary goes, but I'll get you back. I will get
you back bad. You don't have. You don't have what
it takes to get back to me. But I was
old school ship that greg Ty used to do to
me that I could just pull out. You can't penis
(11:47):
in a face. You're gonna put up a chicken a
chicken boo young cube in her shower head to be happy.
You're gonna get a little buzzer. You're gonna super blue
her shoes to the fly. You don't have it any
How much time do you think you want? Three minutes
(12:08):
you didn't play the sound the audio of today's when
did you? Did you promise the sound? No, no, we'll
do tomorrow. Play tomorrow. Okay, listen tomorrow. He's out, all right. Well,
I'm so glad we made it here on time for
the show My God, the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
Four. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast present morning show. Hey, it's a fifteen minute morning show,
and I guess we're starting with a couple of men down.
Nate's not here, Elvis is not here. But Dan yell yes,
(00:23):
Garrett is Yes? Scary is what up? I'm scary is? Yeah?
I am. Let's talk about Scottie. You don't know what
Scottie did this morning? You do? You want to talk
about what you did this morning? Have you tested me?
He tried to run me over with the Z one
hundred vehicle. I didn't try to run you over. You
stood directly in front of me. What am I supposed
to do? I'm true. I was minding my business, walking
through the parking garage like I do every more, walking
in the street. It was in the parking right, in
(00:45):
the in the right, in my right of way. There's
no other space because the sidewalk, Jamie managed was on
the sidewalk. Jamie was on the sidewalk. You walk right
in front of me because you want to see what
I would do? No, so wait, did you be honest? Yes?
Did you antagonize a little? Yes? I was walking. I
gave this Yeah, you know what corner, spray bottle truck.
(01:08):
Same thing. I've noticed this a lot lately about Gandhi.
You're you do antagonize people. You actually you She's a
shit starter. You start shit, you know. I've always wanted
to say that. On the AMBE, I could say she
starts shit, yes, and now, but why are you doing?
What's your motive? I agree? But here's the thing. Is
any of the shit that I start actually bad shit?
(01:31):
Well you almost got run over, Yeah, that's been good.
That wouldn't have been good, but I knew it wasn't
gonna happen. He got really close up. He was like
this close to me. I'm good like that. I can judge.
There's never bad shit. It's like I spray with a
spray bottle or Josh and I encouraged to smash Andrew sandwich.
But you never used to be that way. Wait did
that just happen? I think it might have happened. Yeah,
(01:52):
that's awesome. And then it causes people to want to
get back at you, and that's the point retaliation. But
you like that. I don't mind it at all. We
have a really good tim in here, and I don't
do I don't do shit to the people that aren't
as playful, like I don't really do shit to you
because you don't think I'm playful. Now now you're you
do not know what scary can do? Wow? No, I
(02:14):
just think that some people probably want to be left
out of it. I assume you want to be left
out of it. Yeah, well I don't know. I'm just
trying to understand your Then there are fighting words. What
you want to be included in the stuff you're calling
shit starting? To me? I just made an obsivation. It's
a yes or no? Do you want to be included? No?
Because if I say yes and it's for the record,
then I'm really gonna get some shit started on me.
(02:37):
And I don't even know what you're capable of, because
you know, really though, okay, your worst? What's the worst
shit started around here? A spray bottle? What do you
think she's gonna really doing? Because I gotta say, with
Andrew's retaliation of the glitter bomb, that's bad. That's gonna
take hours to clean up, actually weeks, it's already cleaned up. Yeah,
(02:57):
but must not have been a lot of glitter, and yeah,
he's gonna find that in his butt crack. Gandhi foiled
that plan. Gandhie foiled that plan, so it really didn't
get executed things. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, okay, so wait,
I'm confused, yes or no part of it or not?
I mean, you remember what happened when you and greg
T used to do these things to be never ending?
(03:19):
Greg T put his penis in your face while you
were sleeping salad. Yeah, he mixed your salad with his
penis and made you eat it. You know that's way
too far, and I know the shit starter again. He's
I don't put my dick in anyhow. He's super glued
my my shoes to the floor. Yes, he put a
(03:39):
bully on cube in my shower head. That was my idea,
by the way, you know he's not that smart. Anybody
a homeless person to your house and he let him
use all yourself, use my bear out of town, you
wear my clothes and then take a shower. Oh, Scott,
Scotty was a part of that too. Scott, in turn,
is a ship starter as well. Scott. The worst thing
(03:59):
he did, which I got a taste of, was he
replaced the cream in my Oreo cookies with toothpaste. Oh.
That's why I don't forget monkeys. Monkeys, monkeys, Oh yeah,
that's one. But my phone. He took an ad out
in the paper and for for monkeys, saying that I
was selling monkeys and I didn't know that monkeys were
a hot commodity. But my phone wouldn't stop ringing. What
what the fuck? I'm not selling monkeys? What do you
(04:21):
mean Capuccian monkeys? No, I come to find out that
he took an ad out in the paper my phone number.
If you ever want to get somebody with that, tell
them you're selling monkeys. Okay, I guess it's illegal to
do that. I'm not gonna well, yeah, I'm not gonna
put your phone number out there and do stuff like that.
And we've been doing this to each other for a
long time. The differences you're noticing it now because the
new setup of the studios, we're more out in the open,
(04:43):
whereas before when we used to hide and Scar Scottie
not everybody would see it all the time. That's been
going on forever. I mean, this has been going on,
it's just now can't hide it us. Yeah, the office
space thing, he's right there. Yeah, everybody's the communal space.
So back to the main question. Yeah, are you in
or are you out? I mean, I have no choice.
I'm in choice. You heard it here? Are you in? Daniel?
(05:06):
I don't really, I mean Gandhi knows. I'm kind of like.
I mean, I like to watch it. I think it's funny,
but like you know, I'm usually I feel like it's
too late. I'm already in. I've been in. There's been
there's been situations where things have been done, you know now.
But but the thing is an old Yeah, I don't.
I don't have a mess with you really at all. No,
not too. I think she's gonna hide food on you though,
in your underneath. I don't want that rules or stinky
(05:35):
cheese under my rules. Yeah, if you're gonna join in
the fun and the in the merriments, you cannot have rules.
He's not like fight club. There are no rules. Can
you remember the time of the old promotions office when
we were in Jersey City, Remember the guy Biggie that
used to work in Yes, and some cheese company sent
up this giant, sloppy thing of brie. It was a
(05:56):
massive ball and I went and stuck it underneath his
keyboard was on the pull out thing but underneath it,
and he couldn't find it for days, and it just
smelled like a giant asshole. It was so disgusting, but
it was hilarious and it stuck for days. Yes, it
just it stuck to it. We used to do bad
stuff over there. They made They would make a video
(06:19):
of all the bad shit they would do and throwing
food of it, and then we would have like a
big viewing party, viewing party. Now we would all come
up to the station at night and have this big
viewing party of all the crap they did. Scotty edited
together on long two hour montage of nothing but practical jokes.
They took a watermelon and they threw it off the
side of of the building. So why am I the
(06:40):
ship starter? Then? Because those days been going on, we
were told that I feel intact as a brown woman.
Would everybody goes Silent hawk Is to the newer studios
(07:01):
in Jersey City. We were like, they were tall. Look
these are brand new, shiny studios. We can't funk with them.
So they stopped all the jokes. That was it. That
was the end of it. But it didn't stop because
people have been putting themselves in boxes and suitcases to
make Scottie scream that's true, or as long as I've
been here. But they just not throwing food at the walls. Right,
we're not damaging property right right? People that glitterbam might
(07:23):
have done something today, but we'll find out find out. Yeah, Gandhi,
those tapes, uh, we called them the rest tapes, and
you know, pretty much like jackass style things. Now they
would be called why did we get canceled? Tapes? Right?
Or arrested? Or arrested as long as you don't actually
run me over, Scottie. It was way too close. Did
you know it was? Gandhi? Yeah, I know it was,
of course I know. That's why I rebbed it up. Shits,
(07:47):
did you do the engine, rev Or? No? Guys, love you, Okay,
that's all we got, just paybacks a bit though. I
mean I will I will come. I have some old
tricks up my sleeve that I can Well that sounds
like anything. Oh, that sounds like a threat. She hasn't
done anything to you yet, and you're already saying I'm
gonna get you back. I have things. I have things.
(08:09):
I've got things up my sleeves. You sound like, Liam Neeson, careful,
what do you have at hand? Buzzer? Yeah, I have
a snake in a can. I gotta tell you. I was.
I was. I was unpacking h Cooper's backpack from the
trip that we just took, and there's a pen in
the bag, to silver pen and I was like, oh,
(08:30):
this is nice. So I went to click it and
it buzzed my finger and scared to shit out of me,
like it was one of those buzzing pans. Did you
have did you try to run her over too? Yes?
Did you have the mousetrap Wriggley's gum when you were
a kid? Oh? Yeah, the spring is you can still
buy all these things at five below. They have like
a whole gags. Yeah, but they're not as good as
they were kids. So you pull the gum a piece
of gum out and your finger. Yep, it never hurt.
(08:53):
That fing hurt. That was like that was a sad hurt.
It did hurt. Can you bring in the pan? I
want to see you scream again. Bring it in. I
want to get one of those snakes that like attaches
to somebody and they're running but it's still stuck to them.
Snake snake. I feel like we could really get diamond
with it. And how did anyone ever fall for the
peanut can with the snake that comes back? Now it
doesn't even look like a real feedut. Yeah, the cell
job on now and hey, you want some peanuts? Whoever
(09:15):
he says it, let me open it right in my face,
you guys. But a lot of these types of things
come up on my my TikTok feed because I must
I lean into watching those pranks and this stuff like that,
Oh my god, the farther guy. Do you guys see
the farmer guy on on on TikTok. He walks in
front of people and he goes, he goes, and he goes,
(09:37):
Oh my god, that's gonna that's gonna cause a stain.
And then he and the camera is on the people
that are walking behind him, or he's on an escalator,
he's walking to the park, he walks past people, and
it's about getting the reaction. Yeah, and it's just NonStop.
For there's a girl that does it too. Yeah. She
walks up to guys like she's flirting with them and
hitting on them, and as they're talking, she just rips one.
(09:59):
None of the guys or deterred, none of them. It's outrage.
That's Cora. I like the couple that like they play
pranks on each other. Um they have like I don't know,
usually powder or dyed chemicals or something in a balloon,
and they like find a way to get each other
and and they just think it's hysterical. And sometimes I
(10:20):
just sit there and I go, oh, who's cleaning that up?
I can think of it's what a mess. But they
have this great relationship. But that's what they do to
each other all day. It's so funny. That's fun to me.
I enjoy messing around. See I feel like if I'm
messing around with you, it just shows love. Oh my god, yes,
constantly and vice versa. What do you guys? So we
have an arsenal of NERF guns that are actually very
(10:42):
painful and fun to play with. So whenever I'm there
and he comes home from work, kenos, he's getting shot up.
That's the other thing we need around here is NERF guns,
noh are. I won't say which boss, but one of
our bosses pointed us in the direction of some super
soakers and some NERF guns. Somehow, you'll poke my eye out.
So no, please, I got I got a nerf gun guy.
I got a nerf gun guy. We can make I
(11:02):
got I got a nerf gun guy. We can make
this happen. Just in charge. Look who showed up. We're
talking about Gandhi's practical jokes and how she's got always
got some shit up her sleeves. So Scary basically just
invited it all into his world because he basically like
was like giving her a challenge. I wouldn't challenge her.
(11:26):
He did, He did all over. Now here's a ship starter.
So after Scary invites this challenge, before anything happens to
Scary goes, but I'll get you back. I will get
you back bad. You don't have. You don't have what
it takes to get back to me. But I was
old school ship that greg Ty used to do to
me that I could just pull out. You can't penis
(11:47):
in a face. You're gonna put up a chicken a
chicken boo young cube in her shower head to be happy.
You're gonna get a little buzzer. You're gonna super blue
her shoes to the fly. You don't have it any
How much time do you think you want? Three minutes
(12:08):
you didn't play the sound the audio of today's when
did you? Did you promise the sound? No, no, we'll
do tomorrow. Play tomorrow. Okay, listen tomorrow. He's out, all right. Well,
I'm so glad we made it here on time for
the show My God, the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
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