Are Robots Going To Steal Our Jobs?

Skeery was given a commercial script written by a robot! Plus, Scotty B is over sharing again.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two four. What would you talk about on your on
your podcast present Morning Show, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
I made a day, guys, he's back yesterday. We missed

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you some issues. But around the room in here is
Scottie b Hello, and of course there's Gandhi. I love
your your your outfit today, thank you. I was going
for a modern day Cruella de Ville great, I see it,
I see it, and there's Scary and there's of course
uh Garrett and also looking beautiful today Danielle, Hello, thank

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you looking so nice because we have a thing today
for International Women's Day. Um that we're upstairs and there's
gonna be a lot of people, so we thought maybe
we would kind of look more decent than normal. R Okay,
obviously it's not International Guy's Day, no, because we look
like this. So there's that someone did say and I
heard them say it. Oh, how come there's no International

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Men's Day? And of course I knew someone would say it,
and daniel did. Every day is International Men'sday. What do
you mean? Because I feel like, you know where you
guys are always special. You know, we Gandhi and I
we treat yourself special. In here, everything Michael, princesses every
day you do. You treat us like prince. It's nice

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for the women to get a little acknowledgement. You know.
I have nothing but respect for the day. I think
it's great. Um, And you guys have a lot in
store for tomorrow, right, what are you doing? Yeah, we
might have too much in store. We may have to
spread some stuff out over the months since it is
Women's History Month. That yeah, because we've already got some
interviews done. And I think that just those interviews alone,
with the games and some other stuff we have planned

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and our interview with Jerry O'Connell, it's gonna fill up
the whole show. Yeah. How does Jerry O'Connell fit into
International Women's Day. I don't think he well, I think
he's married to a woman. Yes, okay, came from a mom.
I think whoever booked him didn't realize today was International
Women's I think when Nate booked him, he didn't realize
it was. Okay, there's a spin. We could put him

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on it because he is the only man on the talk,
so we could ask him how it feels to be
in the reverse scenario. Yeah, there's another guy we love
him too. Well, I can't say the guy's name. That's
why I just put two fingers. I know exactly who
he is, but I can't say his name. And he's
such a nice guy and he's always so fun, so
he'll be he'll definitely be fun tomorrow. Yes, he will.

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You're looking it up to make sure there's another guy
on the show. No, I'm trying to see if I
know what you say his name. I have no idea
who it is. He also co hosted that game where
all people have to run through an obstacle course and
wipe out. No, the other one American Ninja. Yeah he did.
He was the co host of that for a while.
Who is it, I don't know. I'm looking just keeps

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giving me Jerry O'Connell. Yeah, I don't think. I don't
know there's another one there. They're on another morning show
this morning. Oh they both were, Yeah, which morning? Oh man, Bila,
we're gonna have Jerry O'Connell say it tomorrow. I have

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no idea exactly. Great guys, they're all great, and they
needed them on that show. Yeah, they really did, because
they're really talented people. Anyway, So International Ladies Day is
Women's Day is tomorrow. I'm excited to have him in though,
because he we I don't think we've ever had him in.
He's always been on the phone, so it'd be cool
to actually have him here. This is true, Yeah, all right,
what else is going on? Film me in? I was

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I was totally out yesterday. I missed something. Well, I
learned something yesterday. I thought that the cameras in the
studio were like automatic, like robots. So I thought when
I talked, the camera automatically knew to come to me.
When Ganti talked, I thought the camera went to her.
I found out yesterday that it's actually somebody in the back,
like Dianna the Wizard of Oz, sitting there and she's

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wishing the buttons and she's pushing the camera so that
it moves around. I had no idea how the switch.
I think Deanna needs to raise That's all I'm saying
for But Dianna, you know, they do have a system.
I'm talking to Diana. They do have a system that
is voice activated. I don't know. Oh, why don't we
have that? Diana was more expected, never mind, but she's

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always in there editing and putting everything together and she
always has us coming in going Deanna, could you please
make us look better? Like this angle is not good
hat that much. I can't even imagine. It's kind of
weird as we talk about her and she's working the camera.
She's right here. So this is kind of alarming U

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and fun at the same time. Speaking on this topical
automatic and robotics, I was introduced to a person named Jasper. Yes, scary.
I don't think your MIC's on? Oh it's all maybe
maybe shouldn't be in the offline mixt Should it be on?
And up? I don't know. Should it be pushed on?

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Is it not in? These megaphones are not robot that's
your thing to do, I know, but it's on. It
should be on. I don't tell your story and I'm
like gold on gold. So yesterday I was introduced to Jasper.
Jasper is an artificial intelligence bot. Uh. So I was
like a client said, hey, you want to read a

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script for us? So I said sure. So they're like,
we're just gonna type in some copy points into Jasper
and Jasper is gonna come up with a sixty second
script for you to read. Let me tell you something.
Jasper was dead on The thing is, I don't feel
weird using Jasper's words for a commercial when I'm putting

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my you know, my spin on it. So it was
an interesting, i'll call it experiment. But this is where
it's going, and not just our you know what we
do for a living, but everywhere artificial intelligence chat GBT,
all these bots and things are going to be doing
our jobs someday. And it's alarming and exciting at the

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same time. Question Mark, are we about to get our
new AI host sometime soon? We do have a co host?
Oh yes, Uncle AI, Johnny. It's scary. Well, it's scary.
You can use Nate's microphone. I wouldn't lick it though
he's got some sort of worm. Oh yeah, I know.
They are AI's taken over. You know, well you said

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because you felt weird reading as AI generated robot, So
for your credibility, you didn't do the commercial. Right, It
isn't my words, it was Jasper's words. But so you
didn't do the commercial. No, I said, I said, I'm
gonna rethink this and I'll and I'm gonna do it
tomorrow because well I was frightening, how spot on and
conversational Jasper made this script come to life, like the

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words just jumped off the page. I'm like, who wrote this?
This is this someone this conversation? They're like, no, that's Jasper.
We just type a couple of things into the computer
and Jasper comes up with a sixty second script. Crazy.
How much do they pay Jasper? I don't know. Sometimes
I think you're automated yourself. You have that animatronics thing
you going from Disney the Hall of President. Yeah, and

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that there right there is the beginning clip of this
podcast that you'll see online. I think you see what
we're talking about. Anyway, I'm just saying pretty soon, let
you know, five years down the road, somebody watching this
podcast right now might be like, oh my god, why
they that? That's so like second nature. Now it's like
it's like it's commonplace. It's not so common right now
in twenty twenty three. I'm just telling you. But it's

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on the way, you guys got it's here. Yeah, it
has arrived. There are other streaming services out there other
than I Heart to actually use AI generated hosts on
their shows. Um. Yeah, we don't like that here. We
like real people. For now. Yeah, I try to make
it right jokes for Uncle Johnny. The other day, I said,
give me ten jokes for having you know these themes? Well,

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it failed, miserable. So I enjoy the unpredictability of humans.
We don't know what's going to happen in here. Who's
gonna say what? Leave it to Scotty. We do know
it's going to go to his button? See capacity there
you go? See Hey, I wouldn't do that. Do they
have a sense of humor? I hope, I hope not.
I don't know. I don't know what they can learn.
I don't think they can learn a humor. If we

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find them being funny, I really think we should kill them.
A bunch of comedians, Yeah, a bunch of comedians said hey, right,
a joke in my voice and said the comedian's voice,
and it was just basic, like hey, why did the
chicken cross the road? So they're not totally there yet.
Probably they can be. But will they understand or dish
out sarcasm? Will they understand what's real versus fake? I mean,

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I don't know. I don't. I don't think they're there yet.
I hope not. But I bet they'll learn quickly. Yeah,
speaking of Scottie's but yeah, this morning, he was like,
I was running late, so I had to go use
the bathroom and then uh my, my, but parts didn't
bounce back into no I need. I made my sphincter
to settle. He scientific, Yeah, I tried to. I tried

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to soften that a little. He said, he yes, my sphincter.
What what I said? My sphincter needs to settle. That's
why I sit there for like ten or fifteen. I
do want to hear this sphincter. I didn't even know.
I know, why is it so riled up after it does?
But it does. It's angry and it needs to chill out. Dude,
try to have two kids coming out of the way.

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It's like AI feeling. Sphincters don't have anger. I will
never understand that guy that works to the talk station
down there. He runs into the bathroom and he drops
it and he's in and out in forty five seconds.
I don't understand how you got the news man. I
don't get it. Sky is legitimately here before you and

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I both get here in the morning. He was coming
in with me today, so he's running. You don't see
him until five twenty. That's how long he goes and
has issues with his sphincter in the bathroom. I sit
down at five oh one and I get into the
studio at five twenty. He has it down to the moment.
If I'm late, I got problems like today. Oh no,
And he goes down to the fifth floor so he
has privacy. Well, you know, it's Grand Central up here

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on the sixth floor. They're in and out and I
gotta stop. That's okay. This is thank you, Scott. You
brought it up. I did not. It always goes here. No,
I didn't go there. Well, you went through this morning
when you announced to the world that your sphincter was mad.
I go every morning. I was just imagining his little
sphincter with a little face. You have countless sphincters in

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your body, you know that, right, the holes, no sphincters.
It's a little. Isn't like a little, It's like a
muscle that contracts. There's like I got, I got more
than goes in your throat. You have them all over
like when you pop your like your ears too, right,
I don't know if I'm sphincter ear. I don't know.
Does my other sphincter get angry when I put up
in his ear? Yeah, but are you thinking how many

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spins in a body? I think it's like dozens. How
many sphincters does it take to change a light bulb? Wow?
Or at least fifty or sixty Different types of sphincters
in the human body. Someer microscopics, such as the millions
of precapillary sphincters in the circulatory system. Oh, we have
little tiny sphincters, tiny tiny sphincters. Which one is the largest?

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I don't know which is the largest of the body's sphincters. You,
I know, what do you think it is? Then? I
think it's your is it? Is it the small intestine?
It's the largest and most powerful? Is the pyloric sphincter
located at the pyloric end of the stomach, prevents the
passage of food from the stomach into the intestine before

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it completely mixes with the gastric juice, for that would
turn to the poop brown. What no is like is
like the door. No, but she was saying it was
the trapdol before it went into the intestine. You're gonna
love the spray bottle elvid an idea. She's gonna bring

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a spray bottle. Period. Shoot, missed ed us when we're misbehaving. Yes, yeah,
just a little scotti the plants. Yeah, all right, Danielle's okay?
Is it laughter or a puke? No? I she started
done so soon. I think you're about to blow a
vomit through your sphincter. I smell, I smell what Scottie
gave us. We gotta get out of you on a

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bright note, because this is not good, Danielle. I love
your jacket. Awesome, thanks, very nice. We gotta get out
of here. Tomorrow's it's an international, just national inter international
Women's Day tomorrow. More than ever, we're seldover the incredible
women on our show and all the women that they're
inviting us to visit with. We gotta go by the

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