March 2, 2023 • 13 mins
After watching 'Prehistoric Planet,' Straight Nate is MAD! He thinks that there is no way that paleontologists actually know what dinosaurs look like. What's pissing you off today?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone Presents show. It's fifty minute morning show podcast. Let's
do it in the room, well out of the room
at Scotty Bright. And then in the room is Gandhi
and they're scary, and there's Garrett. Hello, who are you
(00:25):
talking to? Who you're texting? I'm just sending videos to friends?
Well depicts, Oh yeah, I'll phone in a minute. And
of course Danielle is here and Nate who is as
mad as a dog. Yeah, because they're bringing this special
back on TV that pisses him on Prehistoric Beyond the
Las called Prehistoric Planet. It's on Apple plus, Apple TV
(00:48):
plus or whatever. And the first season they would have
terrod actyls on some mountain cliff and they would show
through CGI then being born out of eggs hatched, and
then David Attenborough would come on and be like and
they would stay here for fifteen minutes before having the
wing power to leave the island. How do you know this?
(01:11):
It's been seventy million years. How do you know they
were there for fifty I don't get it. And then
they did an episode with these these these uh triceratops
Steagasaurus because and they were in a swamp and there
were so many mosquitoes they had to leave. How do
you know this? How do you know it? Don't know this.
(01:34):
It's been sixty five million years. You don't know this.
Don't they even say that the dinosaur didn't really even
look like they think it's yeah, or the color that
it was. They could have been had feather ye hairne,
that's a fossil laying on all this like the majing
dance of Thesaurus. You don't know any other amazing dances
(01:57):
might as well be scripted and just they just make
get up facts all the way to entertain you. To
know that in that Natural history museum down the street,
they have skeletons of which they only have like one bone,
and then they thought the rest of the bones looked
like this. They only ever found one bone. But they're like, well,
we imagine the rest of the dinosaur looks like Rex
(02:18):
is not the all the bones that there's some that
they have all the bones, but there's other dinosaurs where
they found literally one bone, and they're like, well, this
is what the rest of it looked like. This goes
back to what we were talking about on the show today. Uh,
the Mandela effect, right, Yeah, where we think things are
true through history all these years and we realize they're
(02:39):
not true. And fake news. This is all this is
prehistoric fake news, fake news. You're just making this. You're
making it's all fake. You don't know this. We're not
gonna hear from Nate tomorrow. They're gonna get on It's
just so and and be a voice for reality. Let
(03:00):
people know, Hey, the show is on. It's very beautifully produced.
It's got the David David Attenborough voiceover voice. It's gorgeous.
Guessing it's guessing. Is there no disclaimer about that? Like,
to the best of our ability, they can do a
little like Okay, so they show you the episode, right,
and then you're supposed to watch after. There's like a
little five minute blurb afterwards like this is how we
(03:22):
think this happened. Okay, I'll still just think it because
if you really know it, like if you were to
find a human skeleton and had no idea what a
human looked like, you'd come up with something crazy. Skeletons
are wild, bit, you know, just the skeleton itself. If
you look at a bunny skeleton terrifying, but it's such
a cute little thing, So it could have just been
these massive, adorable things running around. We have no idea.
(03:43):
I love it. And we made them ugly, we made
them hideous and terrifying, but they might have just been
lovely little things. We have no idea. They could have
been like big, huge furry rabbits exactly eating other furry rabbits.
Could have been Well, maybe it's coming back. Maybe the
dinosaurs will be coming back, because guys, yesterday when I
sent you this article giant flying bug found on site
(04:04):
of Walmart, it turns out to be a super rare
Jurassic era instant amazing insects sorry insect. So maybe this
means the dinosaurs are on the way back and we'll
finally know what they look like. Well, they'll always show
up at Walmarty. Well, I think that's rather convenient timing, Danielle.
They have that insect, and all of a sudden the
next day, prehistoric planet too coming out. Planet definitely pis
(04:29):
is like old and prehistoric too. They're praying, manthis maybe
I don't know. I'm sure jillions of years, they say.
The closest thing we have is the crocodile. Right, yes,
that's close, so I don't know. You know, the praying
manthis My mom was on a ride at like an
amusement park and a praying manthis is when she was
a kid landed on her leg. She jumped out of
(04:52):
a ride and a man caught her in his arms. Wow,
what she said if she had if he hadn't caught her,
she probably would have either been serious injured or something else.
But yeah, because that's what praying man. Yeah, it scared
the ship out of her. Imagine that you can't kill
those is that or is that just an urban legend
that you can kill whatever you want? Danielle, Imagine that
(05:12):
story was about your dad and that's how your parents met.
And that's a great way to start a movie. You're right,
that is Well. When we were in uh in Mexico,
our friend Rep. Tom Matt went for a walk around
the resort. It's it's very jungle like. It's where the
jungle meets the ocean. It's just beautiful, the mountains, jungle
in the ocean. He found all these walking sticks. Oh yeah,
(05:34):
you've seen walking sticks. What's that? Well, they're insects. Yeah,
I mean they're very praying mantis ish. Yeah, they look
exactly like a stick. That's what you can't see them.
At the time, he was, I mean, but you know
reptal Matt is such a student and fan of everything
repped reptilian or you know, bug and um. I mean
(05:56):
he was having crazy orgasm. So yeah, oh my god,
walking sticks. They look at that where Scary's very excited.
Look at that. It looks like a stick. That's why
it's gone. That's an actual let's call it a walking stick. Yeah,
they're really cool. Fight No, I don't think so. Did
you just go to Costa Rica? Yeah, it's that's the
(06:17):
land of walking sticks. Did you not? Maybe I was
looking at trees and thought they were trees, but they
were actually walking sticks. No, those were trees. No, it's
a slots of monkeys. So you see, that's the thing
when you go to Costa Rica you usually look up.
Oh god, Garrett, you should know. Yeah. The other interesting
thing the resort I was staying at, they said, oh,
we put up bigger fences during the pandemic because pumas
(06:37):
were walking around the resort, and they have videos of
pum Puma is just like old because no one was
on the rehear scary. They had sneakers. Rihanna was working
with them again, bigger fences to keep Rihanna and shoes
the resort scary. I want to see a walking stick
in motion. I want to see you. We have we
(06:58):
have some walking stick porn for you. They rubbed their
legs together. I can see why Matt got so excited
he did. Anyway, what else? What else are you mad about?
Why are you mad that? That really took a lot
out of me. It really bugged me watching it the
first time. But now we're talking about this Murdoch trial, which,
(07:19):
first off, you see the title in it. What is
it called, like the Murdoch m Yeah, it's on the
Murdoch Murders. Yeah, it's Murdoch. Because the whole time I'm
watching it, the woman, the girl Morgan or whatever her
name is, keeps going Alec Murdoch. I'm like, is that
any relation to Alex Murdoch. I think technically it is Murdoch.
(07:39):
They all say Murdoch. Well they're wrong about their own name.
Murder murder. You can't have Murdoch with murder. So do
you want to do a little pole who thinks he
did it. I think he did it. I think he
did it. I think he was involved, absolutely. I don't
know enough about it, but I'll say he did it.
(08:01):
That prehistory, he's gotten murder in his name, so he
had to have done No, there's no reason to convict anyone.
I think he did it, but I don't think they
have enough evidence to prove it. See. I think it's
gonna be close. Yeah, we'll see. But if if we were,
the jury would well, yeah, isn't this crazy? Like what
we're doing now, we're talking about this trial that's happening now.
(08:24):
Hundreds of years ago, they did the same thing. They're like, oh,
the Lizzie Borden, the witch trial. Yeah, I wonder what's
gonna happen. Did she get really get him with forty wax?
I bet you she's innocent. And they did that like
people were following trials that was like big entertainment gets
one last year and look, we have this fascination for
everything crime, TV shows and podcast and whatever. They say that.
(08:47):
The line to get into that courthouse for the Myrtle
trial every day was just around the block. People everyone,
people who have don't even live there, flew in just
to try to get into the courtroom. And there are
people that do that. We have people listening uh that
that lived there, and a few people that have sent
in talkback said that they on the iHeart radio app
they said that they wake up, they listened to the
(09:10):
news from the night before. Then they go to work
and they turn it on at work and they sit
with their other office people at work talking about the trial.
Then they go home and then talk to their family
about the trial. It's just taking over the entire town.
It's fascinating the whole thing. I mean, everything they got
away with, everything they had access to, and this is
just what has been exposed. So imagine all the stuff
(09:30):
under the surface that we don't know about, because I
actually really did cover it up. Well, you know, in
my little town I grew up in, it was it
was the Candas Montgomery trial. And if you may remember,
it was how many years ago, there was a docu
actually it was a series starring uh Justin Timonick's wife,
and it was about the murder of Candas Montgomery in
(09:51):
our little town. And when it was when the trial
was on, I would ride my bicycle because I couldn't
drive to the courthouse and I got in a few times.
Was the called the trial of Kenner's Montgomery. I think
I don't know. She had Amy Fisher, Yeah, the Long
Island Melita, Yeah, kens Montgomery. She with a yeah with
(10:12):
an axe and it was a lady she went to
church with and she was having an affair with this
lady's husband, and the lady confronted her in her the
house and Kenner's Montgomery killed her and she got off,
Oh the vibrator. The jury didn't convict her, they said
(10:33):
they said it was a psychological thing of passion. I
feel like that's not a defense at all, really, No,
a crime of passion. Brandon walked in on you and
Jason Mamoa and he was like, oh, in a fit
of rage, strangled Jason Mamoah. And he went to trial
for killing Jason Mamoa. And they said, now is a
(10:54):
crime of passion. He wouldn't have done it had he
thought about it. No, that's not a reason to not
go to jail. You still killed somebody. It doesn't matter
that you were jealous or you were anchored. No, not.
I stole that pizza from the pizza parlor and I
ran down the street it was a crime of shunger.
Come on. So the name of the show was Candy,
(11:16):
Candy Montgomery and a nineteen eighties housewife and mother who
did everything right, a good husband, two kids, even the
careful planning and execution of transgressions. But when the pressure
of conformity builds up, her action scream for a bit
of freedom. And it was starring um, there you go,
Jessica Biel who plays Candy. Were you in any of
(11:37):
the footage like sitting in the courtroom, isn't it true?
And I could be off base on this that when
you were really in love and it's next level. There's
a thin line between love and wanting to love the
person and murder them because the same hold on the
same hormones are released, the same reason going on in
(11:57):
the brain. So you literally you were literally become as
a psychosis that's associated with it. You don't kind of
psychotic as you describe it, But when you really sadly,
deeply in love with somebody, it could just take one
little like off base hormone that could break you could
be a maniac kill. That's sort of the crime of
(12:17):
passion description, but uh, it nodded missipol, I don't think
like I don't know. I love you so much I
couldn't kill you. I mean, please, don't say they say
that things go on in your brain that are similar,
the same types of energies are released and hormones, pheromones.
I don't know what. Many of us are truly truly
in love in this room, Yeah, describe happy now. I
(12:38):
have never thought about murdering. Nate is hesitated. We get
to gather here with that note, on that note, how
do they know? Fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone Presents show. It's fifty minute morning show podcast. Let's
do it in the room, well out of the room
at Scotty Bright. And then in the room is Gandhi
and they're scary, and there's Garrett. Hello, who are you
(00:25):
talking to? Who you're texting? I'm just sending videos to friends?
Well depicts, Oh yeah, I'll phone in a minute. And
of course Danielle is here and Nate who is as
mad as a dog. Yeah, because they're bringing this special
back on TV that pisses him on Prehistoric Beyond the
Las called Prehistoric Planet. It's on Apple plus, Apple TV
(00:48):
plus or whatever. And the first season they would have
terrod actyls on some mountain cliff and they would show
through CGI then being born out of eggs hatched, and
then David Attenborough would come on and be like and
they would stay here for fifteen minutes before having the
wing power to leave the island. How do you know this?
(01:11):
It's been seventy million years. How do you know they
were there for fifty I don't get it. And then
they did an episode with these these these uh triceratops
Steagasaurus because and they were in a swamp and there
were so many mosquitoes they had to leave. How do
you know this? How do you know it? Don't know this.
(01:34):
It's been sixty five million years. You don't know this.
Don't they even say that the dinosaur didn't really even
look like they think it's yeah, or the color that
it was. They could have been had feather ye hairne,
that's a fossil laying on all this like the majing
dance of Thesaurus. You don't know any other amazing dances
(01:57):
might as well be scripted and just they just make
get up facts all the way to entertain you. To
know that in that Natural history museum down the street,
they have skeletons of which they only have like one bone,
and then they thought the rest of the bones looked
like this. They only ever found one bone. But they're like, well,
we imagine the rest of the dinosaur looks like Rex
(02:18):
is not the all the bones that there's some that
they have all the bones, but there's other dinosaurs where
they found literally one bone, and they're like, well, this
is what the rest of it looked like. This goes
back to what we were talking about on the show today. Uh,
the Mandela effect, right, Yeah, where we think things are
true through history all these years and we realize they're
(02:39):
not true. And fake news. This is all this is
prehistoric fake news, fake news. You're just making this. You're
making it's all fake. You don't know this. We're not
gonna hear from Nate tomorrow. They're gonna get on It's
just so and and be a voice for reality. Let
(03:00):
people know, Hey, the show is on. It's very beautifully produced.
It's got the David David Attenborough voiceover voice. It's gorgeous.
Guessing it's guessing. Is there no disclaimer about that? Like,
to the best of our ability, they can do a
little like Okay, so they show you the episode, right,
and then you're supposed to watch after. There's like a
little five minute blurb afterwards like this is how we
(03:22):
think this happened. Okay, I'll still just think it because
if you really know it, like if you were to
find a human skeleton and had no idea what a
human looked like, you'd come up with something crazy. Skeletons
are wild, bit, you know, just the skeleton itself. If
you look at a bunny skeleton terrifying, but it's such
a cute little thing, So it could have just been
these massive, adorable things running around. We have no idea.
(03:43):
I love it. And we made them ugly, we made
them hideous and terrifying, but they might have just been
lovely little things. We have no idea. They could have
been like big, huge furry rabbits exactly eating other furry rabbits.
Could have been Well, maybe it's coming back. Maybe the
dinosaurs will be coming back, because guys, yesterday when I
sent you this article giant flying bug found on site
(04:04):
of Walmart, it turns out to be a super rare
Jurassic era instant amazing insects sorry insect. So maybe this
means the dinosaurs are on the way back and we'll
finally know what they look like. Well, they'll always show
up at Walmarty. Well, I think that's rather convenient timing, Danielle.
They have that insect, and all of a sudden the
next day, prehistoric planet too coming out. Planet definitely pis
(04:29):
is like old and prehistoric too. They're praying, manthis maybe
I don't know. I'm sure jillions of years, they say.
The closest thing we have is the crocodile. Right, yes,
that's close, so I don't know. You know, the praying
manthis My mom was on a ride at like an
amusement park and a praying manthis is when she was
a kid landed on her leg. She jumped out of
(04:52):
a ride and a man caught her in his arms. Wow,
what she said if she had if he hadn't caught her,
she probably would have either been serious injured or something else.
But yeah, because that's what praying man. Yeah, it scared
the ship out of her. Imagine that you can't kill
those is that or is that just an urban legend
that you can kill whatever you want? Danielle, Imagine that
(05:12):
story was about your dad and that's how your parents met.
And that's a great way to start a movie. You're right,
that is Well. When we were in uh in Mexico,
our friend Rep. Tom Matt went for a walk around
the resort. It's it's very jungle like. It's where the
jungle meets the ocean. It's just beautiful, the mountains, jungle
in the ocean. He found all these walking sticks. Oh yeah,
(05:34):
you've seen walking sticks. What's that? Well, they're insects. Yeah,
I mean they're very praying mantis ish. Yeah, they look
exactly like a stick. That's what you can't see them.
At the time, he was, I mean, but you know
reptal Matt is such a student and fan of everything
repped reptilian or you know, bug and um. I mean
(05:56):
he was having crazy orgasm. So yeah, oh my god,
walking sticks. They look at that where Scary's very excited.
Look at that. It looks like a stick. That's why
it's gone. That's an actual let's call it a walking stick. Yeah,
they're really cool. Fight No, I don't think so. Did
you just go to Costa Rica? Yeah, it's that's the
(06:17):
land of walking sticks. Did you not? Maybe I was
looking at trees and thought they were trees, but they
were actually walking sticks. No, those were trees. No, it's
a slots of monkeys. So you see, that's the thing
when you go to Costa Rica you usually look up.
Oh god, Garrett, you should know. Yeah. The other interesting
thing the resort I was staying at, they said, oh,
we put up bigger fences during the pandemic because pumas
(06:37):
were walking around the resort, and they have videos of
pum Puma is just like old because no one was
on the rehear scary. They had sneakers. Rihanna was working
with them again, bigger fences to keep Rihanna and shoes
the resort scary. I want to see a walking stick
in motion. I want to see you. We have we
(06:58):
have some walking stick porn for you. They rubbed their
legs together. I can see why Matt got so excited
he did. Anyway, what else? What else are you mad about?
Why are you mad that? That really took a lot
out of me. It really bugged me watching it the
first time. But now we're talking about this Murdoch trial, which,
(07:19):
first off, you see the title in it. What is
it called, like the Murdoch m Yeah, it's on the
Murdoch Murders. Yeah, it's Murdoch. Because the whole time I'm
watching it, the woman, the girl Morgan or whatever her
name is, keeps going Alec Murdoch. I'm like, is that
any relation to Alex Murdoch. I think technically it is Murdoch.
(07:39):
They all say Murdoch. Well they're wrong about their own name.
Murder murder. You can't have Murdoch with murder. So do
you want to do a little pole who thinks he
did it. I think he did it. I think he
did it. I think he was involved, absolutely. I don't
know enough about it, but I'll say he did it.
(08:01):
That prehistory, he's gotten murder in his name, so he
had to have done No, there's no reason to convict anyone.
I think he did it, but I don't think they
have enough evidence to prove it. See. I think it's
gonna be close. Yeah, we'll see. But if if we were,
the jury would well, yeah, isn't this crazy? Like what
we're doing now, we're talking about this trial that's happening now.
(08:24):
Hundreds of years ago, they did the same thing. They're like, oh,
the Lizzie Borden, the witch trial. Yeah, I wonder what's
gonna happen. Did she get really get him with forty wax?
I bet you she's innocent. And they did that like
people were following trials that was like big entertainment gets
one last year and look, we have this fascination for
everything crime, TV shows and podcast and whatever. They say that.
(08:47):
The line to get into that courthouse for the Myrtle
trial every day was just around the block. People everyone,
people who have don't even live there, flew in just
to try to get into the courtroom. And there are
people that do that. We have people listening uh that
that lived there, and a few people that have sent
in talkback said that they on the iHeart radio app
they said that they wake up, they listened to the
(09:10):
news from the night before. Then they go to work
and they turn it on at work and they sit
with their other office people at work talking about the trial.
Then they go home and then talk to their family
about the trial. It's just taking over the entire town.
It's fascinating the whole thing. I mean, everything they got
away with, everything they had access to, and this is
just what has been exposed. So imagine all the stuff
(09:30):
under the surface that we don't know about, because I
actually really did cover it up. Well, you know, in
my little town I grew up in, it was it
was the Candas Montgomery trial. And if you may remember,
it was how many years ago, there was a docu
actually it was a series starring uh Justin Timonick's wife,
and it was about the murder of Candas Montgomery in
(09:51):
our little town. And when it was when the trial
was on, I would ride my bicycle because I couldn't
drive to the courthouse and I got in a few times.
Was the called the trial of Kenner's Montgomery. I think
I don't know. She had Amy Fisher, Yeah, the Long
Island Melita, Yeah, kens Montgomery. She with a yeah with
(10:12):
an axe and it was a lady she went to
church with and she was having an affair with this
lady's husband, and the lady confronted her in her the
house and Kenner's Montgomery killed her and she got off,
Oh the vibrator. The jury didn't convict her, they said
(10:33):
they said it was a psychological thing of passion. I
feel like that's not a defense at all, really, No,
a crime of passion. Brandon walked in on you and
Jason Mamoa and he was like, oh, in a fit
of rage, strangled Jason Mamoah. And he went to trial
for killing Jason Mamoa. And they said, now is a
(10:54):
crime of passion. He wouldn't have done it had he
thought about it. No, that's not a reason to not
go to jail. You still killed somebody. It doesn't matter
that you were jealous or you were anchored. No, not.
I stole that pizza from the pizza parlor and I
ran down the street it was a crime of shunger.
Come on. So the name of the show was Candy,
(11:16):
Candy Montgomery and a nineteen eighties housewife and mother who
did everything right, a good husband, two kids, even the
careful planning and execution of transgressions. But when the pressure
of conformity builds up, her action scream for a bit
of freedom. And it was starring um, there you go,
Jessica Biel who plays Candy. Were you in any of
(11:37):
the footage like sitting in the courtroom, isn't it true?
And I could be off base on this that when
you were really in love and it's next level. There's
a thin line between love and wanting to love the
person and murder them because the same hold on the
same hormones are released, the same reason going on in
(11:57):
the brain. So you literally you were literally become as
a psychosis that's associated with it. You don't kind of
psychotic as you describe it, But when you really sadly,
deeply in love with somebody, it could just take one
little like off base hormone that could break you could
be a maniac kill. That's sort of the crime of
(12:17):
passion description, but uh, it nodded missipol, I don't think
like I don't know. I love you so much I
couldn't kill you. I mean, please, don't say they say
that things go on in your brain that are similar,
the same types of energies are released and hormones, pheromones.
I don't know what. Many of us are truly truly
in love in this room, Yeah, describe happy now. I
(12:38):
have never thought about murdering. Nate is hesitated. We get
to gather here with that note, on that note, how
do they know? Fifteen minute Morning Show
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