The Broken Nail

Froggy bangs his finger nail and we got into serial killers?!?!? 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. All right, here
we are. Actually we'll address the elephant in the room.

(00:24):
What's that? Nice? Elvis has been sick? Okay for the elephant.
Oh you didn't know? Oh man, I just smashed my
finger between my chair in the counter. That can you
move it? Yeah? No, it's right at the thumb, it's

(00:45):
at at the fingernail. This is totally gonna You're gonna
lose that. Now you want me to show you my
toe nail? Really? Okay? Well, my I dropped an iPad
on my toe. My toneail is black. It's this it's
going to fall. We were at jingle Bowl one year, okay,

(01:06):
and I had a nail that had cracked off and
it was almost off, okay, And I taped it up
for jingle Ball and underneath was like you know, the skin,
like whatever's underneath your nail? And I hit it on
some running back stage that ship full off. The pain
was so bad and it looked greatas yes. So so.

(01:32):
Being a diabetic, I have to watch my feet, so
I would get them so bad that the side of
my foot would start just expanding and then they had
to cut cut it open. And I'm trying to get
so descriptive where Scottie Hukes right now, I'm not listening
to you. So so they literally had to take the
side of my toe and just flap it open and
then cut down the toe was like almost like down
to my knuckle of my toe. Ever, my kids play soccer,

(01:56):
so you know, you know, get soccer feet, So get
ingrown to Spencer's was so bad. They had to actually
like numb his toe and cut half of his tongue.
Did they did? They killed the toe nail. Yeah, they
killed my toe nails too, where they it stopped growing.
It's funny how they could just put something like liquid
in there. I bought my girlfriend a speaker system for

(02:20):
Christmas last year, and the sub Wolfer is very very heavy.
She went to go lift it and move it, dropped
it on her toe. Oh my god, her toe, her
thumb toe turned black. Half of it was gone. It
just started, I said, heard the doctor said it may
never go back again. Please tell me you weren't sitting
on the couch, n you and your stupid Christmas press,

(02:44):
you know she was. I don't know anyway, anyway, the
doctor not that he didn't lie, but he had it wrong.
She the toe nail grew back, but it took about
eight months time. You remember when we were a jingle
ball in Miami and Lisa tripped on one of those
things that has the cables all running through it and

(03:04):
she broke her toe. She looked down and her second
toe next to her big toil, the one right next
to it, was pointed sideways. Yeah. I was like, I
was patting a dog that somebody had tied up outside
my building. You know, I love to do that, and
I don't know how it happened, but my finger got
caught up in its collar and it snapped my nail off.

(03:24):
Did it down into the thumb, and I don't leave
it hanging, I'll just rip it all. So I stood
up and there was blood and Brandon, my boyfriend, he
thought the dog bit me. And he was like, oh
my god, oh my god, the dog bait you. And
then he looked at my finger. He started heaving, oh
my god. I'm like, you are of No, that's like Scott,
That's what Scotty sees. One he starts, he starts like

(03:50):
like the exposed organs all his ship, you know, like
amputated limbs. But if you involve a fingernail, I can't
do it. Intry for our country. You can't take a
finger like I was watching some movie where they had
POWs and they were putting razor blades under their fingers.

(04:13):
Gang as all the secrets. Oh god, if you like
even get a pain close to my finger, now, I'll
tell you everything, security number, everything. So you this is
sort of related, not related. You live in the Westchester area,
right There was a serial killer, horrific serial killer way
back in the day. Have you heard of Albert Fish.
Oh my god, you have to this guy Albert Albert

(04:38):
Fish killed and eight children and he would literally like
lure them and do all kinds of stuff. He would
cook the flesh with potatoes and all kinds of stuff.
Was crazy. I was watching the documentary the other day
on whatever it was on on you now, and it's
very like Out of Salem, Massachusetts, where whatever they did,
it seems like it was done in the seventies, but
they really focused on the cooking of the flesh for

(05:02):
so long that it started making me gag. I was like,
not that it's not gross in general, but it was
so gross and they just really zoomed in on it
and left it there. This guy was in like the
thirties all of this happened, but it's disgusting. Nate and
all I can think about the whole time, IM like
Nates neighborhood. You know, are you seeing it? Yeah? He was. Uh.
Here here's his here's his title. Serial killer, rapist, child molester,

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and cannibal everything. And he was an old. There's a
lot of stuff that I need to do some more research.
But if you are into serial killer things, this one
really push. His nickname was the Boogeyman. Maybe that's where
originally came from. Creepy, creepy, creepy, but it's your neighborhood name.
I need to apologize to you. Five minutes ago, before

(05:44):
I smashed my finger into the counter, you were starting
to say Elvis had been sick, that's all. He'll probably
be back tomorrow. He sounds awful. Uh, but yeah, he's
he's got a very sore throat. Mm's he'll be fine.
You know. He's doing fine though, But sorry, you derailed
me with the Now I'm reading about this guy, God

(06:07):
watching watching Damer. I had no idea that John Wayne
Gacy was pretty much influenced by Dahmer. Really, how the
way wrong Dahmer was influenced by John Wayne Casey. Yeah, yeah,
John Wayne Gacy wasn't like he was watching or maybe
maybe Dahmer was watching John Wayne Gacy and while he
was in he was in the day that John Wayne

(06:28):
Gacy died was the day that Jeffrey Dahmer got baptized
or christened or whatever it was. That was okay, But
the way the way they show it in the in
Netflix is that Dahmer is in in jail watching someone
get arrested for the crimes very similar to what he committed.
You know, like a lot of like, did you guys
watch what was that Netflix show Man Hunter? Did you

(06:52):
guys watch that? It was? It was a fictional thing
about the FBI and then hunting down all these serial
killers and interviewing them to figure out not real ones,
but they had people play them right, and they were
interviewing them to kind of get like a dossier on
why serial killers did what they did. You should have
been on that show. Nate playing a serial killer ahead
very funny, very funny. But I think a lot of

(07:14):
those seventies and eighties serial killers were like copycat people,
Like they saw all these stories about people doing this
ship and they're like, well, I could do it too,
And there's probably a lot out there that never go
I mean, like with John Wayne Gacy, the amount of
kids that he kidnapped and killed and hit and whatever.
I don't I don't think you would be able to
get away with that now. But all those they're like, oh, well,

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no one noticed. They just disappeared when they were they
showed on Dahmer. They were like reenacting. He was like, hey,
so you're looking for a job, Like, first off, if
I have to go into a dude's house and sit
down in his kitchen table and drink a beer to
talk about a potential job, that's problem No. One and eighties,
it wasn't weird fish guy reb who ate the kids

(08:01):
and killed them. He was at someone's house interviewing for
a job. Basically, he was interviewing the sun saw the daughter,
decided he liked her, asked the parents can I take
her to my niece's birthday party? And the parents will
like sure? Killed ernator. Yeah. Spoiler alert. It was just
a different time. People didn't think about I read something

(08:21):
that if you it was I don't even know what
side it was on a where it was, but it
was about if you serial killers in general, you never
find out how many people they really killed because if
you you only if you kill somebody and nobody reports
them dead, then you never get caught. Like for example,
if you already kill a homeless person, that that nobody
they don't want to have any contact with family, or
they don't have any contact and nobody reports them, that

(08:44):
that murder goes unreported and uninvestigated. So a lot of
serial killers kill a lot of people that there are
never known what their total count is. Yeah, shame with
like prostitutes and stuff like that, because they're generally from
families or they don't have any family, right, They're just
alone out there. That's why when Jack the Ripper was alive,
they you know, they think they know how many, but

(09:05):
I don't think they really do. I wouldn't imagine all
the serial killers we don't even know exists. Yeah, I
wonder if the FBI tried to do like what they
did with like catch me if you can, where they
hired him to be a part of the FBI, if
they ever tried to hire like a serial killer, that's well,
that's mad Hunter. They interview all these people and they
try and have them help figure out why serial killers
are killing, and like it's you should watch it. It It

(09:27):
kind of went downhill season two, but season one's amazing.
It's really good. Alright, season one I'm done. They said
no more. Yeah, And it's one of these shows where
I don't think they're going to renew it for season three,
although it's quite good. But mind Hunter, mind mind Hunter, Yes,
I think that's it because they interview all of these
serial killers and just try and figure out what makes

(09:48):
them tick and help them solve other cases of serial
You know, the odds are like you walking down the
street in New York City, at some point you passed
the serial killer for sure, without a doubt. I think
about that all the time. I'm yeah, I'm like, how
many of these people are criminals here as I'm walking
down a crowded New York street, you know, but how many?
How many people here have murdered somebody? You see. I'm

(10:09):
convinced way more women's serial killers are just better at it.
We can get away with it because we know we
know how to keep the seatrets and nobody would ever
suspect like those those those those lists of nurses that
just kill people in the hospital, hundreds and hundreds of people,
and those are the only the ones we know about.
We were in Salem and we were walking around and

(10:31):
it was so crowded and people were dressed like Freddy
Krueger and you know whatever. I just kept thinking, like,
any of these people could be an actual murderer or
want to murder, and one of those knives could be
a real knife, not a prop knife, Like, how is
this control? This is not Helloween, especially on Halloween. If

(10:51):
anything were to happen, you're like, oh, it's a part
of the show. Problems, Wow, that's realistic. Whoa speaking a
part of the show. Kind of unrelated, but there was
this comedian that part of his bit his routine was
he had a heart attack on stage. I can't remember
the guy's name, but he was doing his show one
day and he actually had a heart attack on stage

(11:12):
and everybody thought it was part of the act. He
ends up dying on stage because people are I can't
remember the name of the guy. This is I'll get
his name. Um heart attack on stage Tommy Cooper, Yes,
that's it. He because that was part of his routine.
Is he pretended to have a heart attack and then
he actually hadn't oh you're joining us now, well I

(11:33):
turned off after you guys are talking about gross stuff. No,
it was Tommy Cooper. Tommy Cooper. Do you remember Sanford's
son I'm coming, I'm coming. Sorry, yeah, but yeah, now
he actually had that happens. Yeah, and people just watched
the meeting so much and then all this gushing of
blood just came out of my nose and and that's

(11:56):
how we lose Scutty be Oh my gosh. Anyway, uh,
I want to read about this guy on live TV.
He's holding like the picture on Google, he's holding a cigar,
but it looks like one of those cartoon cigars where
like you light it and you blow up. I think
that was the kind of comedian he was. Yes, anyway, Scotty,

(12:16):
are you back now? Nope? Nope? What are you back now?
I could hear you through the soundproof door yelling for
so we played scaryes game. Now. He found his books,
which which one didn't you throw away? He found a
bunch of war He had a lot of show prep,

(12:37):
as he called it under the counter, which he hadn't
used in ten years of being here, and w was
the last time you think you touched that twenty years ago?
Absolutely absurd, Toder, I give us one or two because
I think we're running out of time, all right? Would

(12:58):
you rather belch the show und of a gong or
sneeze the sound of a bowling strike? What for you
the rest of your life? First, you're keeping this book.
I'd rather sneeze the sound of a bowling stripe That's
not even a good one. Would you rather vomit marbles
or sweat cheese? That would hurt? That would hurt, That

(13:19):
would hurt? Your teeth should be all up? I don't care.
Your teeth would be broken. You smell every time you
went somewhere. It depends on what kind of cheese. Give
me some good bree. I mean there's not one good
smelling cheese, okay, buts long enough, you'd vomit marbles and
you do both sins alright? One um, you really dig?

(13:46):
Would you rather? Would you rather urinate through your nose
or smell things with your genitalia? Smell it smells great?
What are you gonna to candlestore? Pull your cock out
the smell the I don't think that's when you're taking
things out my perfew you put my balls. I just

(14:09):
think it's much easier to go to a urinal and
piss out of your nose. All right, So we're gonna
keep the book, like keep the book, all right. And
that's a lot more where that came from. That's your
podcast for the day, by Everybody, The fifteen Minute Morning

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