Running Into Celebrities On The NYC Street

Have you ever accidentally walked into a celebrity in New York City? Garrett share which couple he ran into on Valentine's Day!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first minute morning show. Let's go the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Does everyone working? Yeah, yeah, we have so
many moving parts. Well I don't. It's very rare that

(00:24):
everything works. Here's a straight nate right here, and then
over here. You got Scotty b and thats your control.
You got Danielle in her basement, and then you've goed
Gandhi and Froggy, I don't know, Frog is not here,
scary and the cookies want to get it closer with
these cookies. Check those babies. Your butter. Everybody brown your
butter on the camera. She's very very allergic to nuts.

(00:48):
And you said you didn't put your nuts in there.
Now I put my nuts in there. I don't like
nuts in my cookie. But even though he knows, Diana
that he didn't put nuts in there, you're still a
little sauce. Well, good sentence. Sorry, tattoo strokes. So nuts,
like even like a particle of a nut, will affect
you specifically, put you has like utensils, countertops. See, I

(01:14):
don't like nuts in my cookies. I don't really cook with.
Peanut is not a peanut. A peanut is a lagoon.
A peanut is just because you didn't have peanut butter
when you were a child, pieces when I was eighteen
months old and had influxus like immediately, yeah, yeah, but
you can have almonds, walnuts, cash, shoes, shoes. What about

(01:37):
a coconut? Coconuts not a nut? Fruit? Yes? What did
this happen at the very beginning of time? But we
know that just because nut is in the name, it's
not necessarily a nut exactly. That's crazy, Like beech nut
gum doesn't have a nut in it, beech nut decade,
fruit stripes, nut gum. What is beech nuts? Remember fruit stripe?

(01:58):
Danielle same company as well. Sin said, Oh my god,
I haven't heard that since I was two, which sense
old man, old man like liquorice, crap gum wouldn't need anyway,
This is boring. This is why I was yawning. I
went ahead of yawned at the beginning of the podcast,

(02:20):
knowing it's bored some pillow. Let's talk about some exciting stuff.
Go to Garrett. Yes, you're just walking around New York
City yesterday minding your own business. Yep. And I was
walking down to go pick up some cupcakes for my
wife and kids for Valentine's Day. And I'm walking like
shoulder to shoulder with this older couple and like normally
it's it's weird because normally, as someone's either walking faster

(02:42):
or slower, you're never like shoulder, you know, next to
each other. I look up over the guy to give
him that look like hey, why are you like right
on top of me? It's Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.
I just watched overboard last night an entire city city

(03:03):
block of them just going, hey, what do you What
do you want to do for dinner tonight? And you're like,
I don't know what are you in the mood for?
We had Italian last night and like, hey, you want
to go for a walk in the park, And like
I was a part of their conversation without act like
jumping in and saying, hey, guys, how's it going? You know?
Oh my god? That is so crazy because that I
did a deep dive on Kurt. Do you need to
take a nap here? He owns homes in Colorado, Utah, California.

(03:27):
Why are you stalking Kurt Russell? Because I was watching
overboard that we were trying to figure out a romantic
movie to watch, and Heather it never seen overboard. Great
movie if you've never seen it. Kind of a weird
plot line, but at the same time, great movie. And
I'm like, Kurt Russell, what a great actor. And then
this is what we call sym chronicity. And it wasn't
Garrett's chance meeting with them that made you watch the

(03:49):
movie like you had no idea. I didn't tell he
him and Gandhi are the only ones that didn't get
to tell. Yet that is just as blown as nat
because you were you were googling all be on. Hey, question,
why is everyone so excited about it? People ran into
celebrities in New York allege time that's cool. You did

(04:10):
so two parts of this. First, Scary goes I would
never be able to spot them in the lineup, which
I I find hard to believe, like I'm not good
at celebrity signing. Scary's he's not really aware of much.
But then everybody follows up with hey, did you talk
to them? I go, it was kind of weird, like
to just jump in and go, hey, guys, very nice
to meet you, and like they were in mid conversation

(04:30):
about what they were having for dinner. I wasn't going
to be the fan and going, oh, guys, very very
nice to meet you. It's really cool. They've been together
for almost forty years, still not married, and they're very
likable people. I guess, Kate Hut. Even though Goldie Hunt
did to a little fit on an airplane, I was
on what happened. Okay, So on American Airlines, we're going

(04:50):
from New York to l A. And the way the
seats are set up, it's two seats on the left,
one row of single seats in the middle, and then
two seats on the right. We were on the right.
She was in the very first seat in the middle
by herself, and people getting on the plane we're crossing
across in front of her to get to the far aisle,

(05:11):
and finally she went, and she took her bags and
put them like little fences, and then people started walking
over her bags, and she she fumed a little bit.
I will say I have done that exact same thing,
where you're sitting there, and then the people just use
it as their aisle, and I'm like, no, not with
which plane has the two one two scheme? I've never heard,

(05:33):
I've never seen that before. I don't think on a plane. Yeah,
they have those. He doesn't sit there, you're on the back.
I really got the three walked in front of Goldie
and they walked all the way to the bat Sorry
about that. I didn't mean. I didn't want to say
what it was first class? No, No, it's an older equipment.

(06:01):
So Goldie Hank got mad. Can we move on to
someone else? We're talking about Goldie Han from fifteen minutes.
By the way, he're getting mad. Totally acceptable. In that situation,
you're not supposed to walk in You just admitted you do. No, no, no,
I was in her position to somebody's walking like you
seem like the kind of person who would walk right
through someone's aisle. No. I I respect that because I've
been in that situation. The thing is about that front seat.

(06:22):
It is far enough from the bulkhead right, it seems
like you could technically walk on anyway. What else are
gonna talk about? My other favorite celebrity story with you
on an airplane is Alexander scars Guard. He was in
the same seat, same plane configuration. He was in that
front middle row seat and got up to go to
the bathroom with no shoes on. There's something about that

(06:50):
he's still hot. No, not anymore. No, yeah, he has
watching him in succession. That's all I think about now
is like, that's the guy that went in the airporte
the airplane bathroom with no shoes on. That means he
tracked that p from the bathroom to his shoes. Okay,
can we talk about how I also embarrassed myself in

(07:11):
front of the Stella's clients. Yeah, and we're gonna have
to take we have We're going to take Diana to
the scene to the crime, right, but go ahead and
tell the story. So outside our studio there's a long table,
right and that's where we put most of our food
and things dropped get dropped off there. So as of
yesterday you were able to go behind the table and
squeak through to get through this door right here. And

(07:32):
as our Stella friends were here they were leaving. I
tried to go that way that I just spoke about.
The problem is I got stuck like full force, like
you know, you you know how how much space is
between a wall and a table. So I just want
to and I was stuck and moved it without us knowing, right,
they moved it without it, and but the clients were like,

(07:53):
Stella is like, are you are you okay? Are you well?
In Diamond thinks that she's like, my god, did I
gain weight? I can't get through there anymore. I know
there was every single one of us today that two inches.
Whatever they did, it made everyone insecure this morning. Why
did they move the table to begin with? I don't know.
I think there's some sort of electrical something or other

(08:15):
that they built into. They were standing, they were painting,
they were doing all sorts of things. It used to
be well, I thought you were going to try to
go through. It was gonna be fun. I'll go through.

(08:36):
I tried to get through earlier, and I felt a
slight cracking of the ribs and immediately back moved back.
I mean, that's my shortcut at times running. Hey, guess
what mount an extra step we're gonna see scary crawling
across the table, scary stuck again? That column really is
in a rather unfortunate spot. Well, no, it's very fortunate.
Otherwise the whole ability would cave in. So you should kiss.

(09:00):
You should kiss that thing today when I got stuck there.
We should thank you every day the first couple of
days when we were here running back and forth, almost
ran into it a couple of times. Well there's that.
Does anybody eat those cookies? Not yet? Not yet. They're
really good, So Danielle Daniel loves Artisto pizza, so we

(09:23):
had a lot of Artio pizza delivered Monday morning. And
then Daniel says, I'm not feeling all that. Grandma stay
home for a couple of days, so we saved you
some pizza. Well it's been two days. I think there's
isn't there like a time time limit. Nate says, I
haven't until tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, then you
guys get to eat. Well, know what I'm saying is

(09:45):
I really wouldn't trust it past two days because we
don't know who's here. We don't know what they're doing.
Balls on top, Yeah, when you leave, when you leave
stuff in a communal refrigerator, people do things to it.
They drag their balls pizza. That's his answer to everything.
But just just no matter if somebody opening the lid
and looking at it, they may spin on it something

(10:06):
like that. That's gross. Even if they like touch the pizza,
like with their finger, like and there's other gross stuff
in the refrigerator that wafts onto it. No, it's hidden,
it's well hidden in the it doesn't matter. It's not
a fre medically sealed. It's just in a box. Box
is not a very air tight It's it's artichoked pizza.
I'm taking the chance. Guys. Yeah, those are still a

(10:27):
machine that does hermetically ceiling. I don't know. I think,
and I think I said fer medically I was wrong. Fically, no,
I was wrong. I there was an argument today, Danielle,
which you heard part of. Some people were lobbying to
eat your pizza that I'm time to sacrifice the pizza
I know. I mean, thankfully, my good friends that Artichoke
Pizza have reached out to me and said, Danielle, we

(10:47):
promise we'll bring you new pizza soon. We're sorry you're sick,
which was very nice. But if there's pizza there, then
I would glather, like, you know, get a slice when
I get back, and hopefully i'll be back this week.
I'm listen, I'm not there not because I feel like crap,
because I actually feel pretty decent. It's because I know
you're going on vacation next week and I didn't want

(11:08):
to get you guys sick as you so and I
miss you too. But if that's you know, you know,
you could send me some fucking paint, some' doing something
nice here. Well, you're on day two. It's on the
second day of its life. There. We'll see if it
makes it to a third. I don't know if it's
gonna make it out tomorrow. We can never stay home today.
We're talking about this article in New York magazine about

(11:30):
how to behave and some of these things in this list,
I mean, it's a very, very extensive list of behavioral suggestions.
Some of it I don't agree with whoever wrote this
thing bad behavior, don't you think? Especially? There are a
couple I think, and this one has to do with
how to operate in the city, specifically when you're in
New York. And one of them says, I saw someone shoplifting,

(11:55):
No you didn't. Ditto for jumping the turnstyle turnstyles shoplifting.
If they ask you, do you say, leeah, I saw it?
What would you do? I've spoken to a manager before,
of course you have well know some guy was some
guy was at a stopping shop and he was opening
up in a relco shaver and putting it in his pants.
So I was like, um, this is weird. So, you know,

(12:18):
he walked away and I went to the courtesy counter.
I'm like, hey, just want to let you know the
the dude just took a shaver. You know, he was
already out in the parking lot. And they were like,
all right, well let someone know. I mean, that was it,
but I I speak up. Okay, So how about this one.
If you are a fast walker and the person in
front of you or on the sidewalk is walking slowly,
do not walk directly behind them. Four blocks on end,

(12:40):
step out into the street and go around. I will
tell you urban times where people will they'll drag the
front of their shoes on the heels of my shoes.
They're that close, and I will stop and turn around
and go please go right ahead. I mean I get
really mad. I get really mad when people do that, Like,
give me my space. Absolutely. If if you're walking fast,

(13:01):
just walk around. You can easily do that. The worst
is when there's a group of people and it's typically tourists,
and they've spread out across the entire sidewalk. It's very slowly. Yeah,
it is like red rover and they're usually dragging a
suitcase with them, and you're like, I can't. I can't
get around no matter what unless I jump into traffic.
Don't do that. That That was like me and Kurt Russell yesterday.
It's the same thing with the supermarket, with the shopping car.

(13:22):
You can't just stop in the middle of the aisle
when you want to grab something. You have to pull over.
I tell you how many heels smashes I've witnessed, and
you ever see that. People will will like hit the
back of people's heels. Yeah, that hurts. That's terrible. Wait,
which the sound do you make when they hit you? Hello? This,
don't try to help a stranger parallel park, No, keep moving,

(13:44):
just keep it walking. I feel like that's straight out
of a progressive commercial. Something my dad would do. I
got your body. Plus if you mess them up and
they smash something like whoops, and then you just walk away,
I could do that. Continue the show tomorrow, because we
need to be taught how to behave This is where
it's from. Yeah, New York. Is everybody tipping on bottled water?

(14:04):
One of the many things we talked about. We'll see
you tomorrow. I have a great day. By the fifteen
minute Morning Show