Scotty B And Andrew Fight Over Cereal Killers Podcast

Scotty B is mad that Andrew "never finds time" to record their podcast, but who is really in the wrong here...?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Presents Minute Morning Show. It's the fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast. We got a full house today. I love this.
We're finally getting our money's worth. In the other studio
with Scotty V High, Scotty, don't go far. We're about

(00:25):
to yell at you. Also, Gandhi's here and they're scary.
And there's Garrett at the tip of the long penile
shaped tables. Our special guest, Andrew. We're going to abuse him.
Danielle is here, and there's a straight and Nate and
hid al Right, so all right, let's just get it
out of the way. There is a pretty successful podcast

(00:48):
under our umbrella of the podcast. It's called serial Killers
and it's been going on for how long Scotty almost
four years? Almost four years? A lot of cereal. So yeah,
So Scotty be and Andrew have been co hosting serial
Killers for a long time. And Bowl Chat, which is
like their little spinoff series. Right, but let's talk about

(01:10):
the the what do you want to call it? The
big the big podcast, the main, main foundation, not the companion,
the main Yeah, the main podcast, serial Killers. Why aren't
you doing it? Anymore with Scotty. Okay, that was my question.

(01:31):
Let me make sure that's hanging around and let's go
to Scotty. Scotty, what is going on with your podcast?
Because now andrews not showing up. I just feel like
he is not making time for it anymore and neglecting
it a little bit. I understand that he's a very
busy guy. He had to get that fabulous haircut yesterday,
so he wasn't able to be here. Um, but I mean,

(01:51):
he's got a lot to do. He needs to be
able to juggle his things better. That's all. Don't we
all need to juggle our things? Andrew? I have a
visual alright, so response, because you know it's it's like
a baby or a pet. Once you start it, you
gotta feed it and listen his excuses. He always doesn't

(02:12):
want to upset you, like you have things for him
to do, and he can't be in here doing a podcast,
and then you're saying, Andrew, and then he can't say
no to you. That's what he said. You know you
have to say yes to all of these things. Yes.
Off the back of that, I would like to say
that I do make time. I just ask you for
ten thirty or ten forty five, and by that time

(02:32):
you're like no, and then you leave. That's really not true.
I look, I'm not going to argue with you. That's
a deflection time. That gaslighting. Going thirty is fine. But
you're sitting at your desk looking at Instagram at ten thirty,
then diagram on my computer, lunch, whatever, Look, I don't
care lunch. What say you guys have a set time

(02:54):
very week? Yes, please right after the show ten thirty.
You knock it out on Wednesday? Why why I would say?
That sounds great. I love that, but I send out
a newsletter that goes out to everybody. Can do it after,
but I like making sure it's done the minute the
show is over. Yeah, so i'd like to I can't

(03:16):
look at it till the night time. That's okay. I
make a suggestion, as somebody who's had growing pains with
his own podcast, Um, move it to home, move it
to do it. You got to do it over zoom
in the comfort of your own home. It's not the same.
You're not eating cereal over zoom. It's not the same.
They need to do it here. And I'll tell you why.
They're both here every single morning. That's a that's a

(03:38):
level of consistency that they need. They're both here, so
take advantage of the fact that you're both here and going. Okay.
So here's what happened. So yesterday I felt sorry for
Scotty because he was moping around like, I'm like, what's wrong, Scotty?
Because our podcast it used to be like a lot
of fun to do it. Now Andrew doesn't want to
do it anymore. I said, I will do it with you,
So I sat in for you on the serial There's

(04:00):
podcast yesterday. It's not it's never gonna be as good
as when you two together because you guys bicker like
a bunch of old bitches first, and we just had
like a really good tasting serial podcast. I will say
the internal rage inside of me is screening right now
to let it out, because I recorded two days in
a row with you, and now it's like, no, no

(04:21):
one's here for me. I'm alone, Like, get over it, dude.
I don't want to tell you I'm making time. Something's
not right because you didn't you sat in. I know,
Nate Sadden, I've sat in Andrew episode. Hold on, we're
all sitting in when do you work. I've been working
with him. I recorded like the last three serial Killers

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and we're even ahead on serial Killers. We're really not.
And then we missed three weeks. Can you count that
three weeks? This feels like guest week on the Kelly
Ripples Show. And when someone's out, I will tell you.
I'll tell you one guest that hasn't sat on on
any episode of Serial Killers. You're looking at him right,
that's just because all gluten and all sugar there. There

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are at least four boxes of cereal in there, Scott.
So as much as Scotty wants to blame Andrew for like,
oh you you don't love me anymore, you don't even
talk to me about it, and you know that's a
whole other thing. I can never look at you the
same way because you took a tump earlier and I
had to hear it because I walked in and there's
no music and sorry, is this a new flavor of

(05:25):
cereal that we're here? When here we go? You know what,
you creeper because that creeping you saw my shoes on
to do with anything him taking up, well, I can
I'm just say I can never have him sit in
with me, because that's all I'm gonna think about. Jimmy Kimp. Wait,
hold on, we're supposed to being up Andrew beating up Scotty.

(05:46):
Now he goes back back to Scotty, I would like
to circle back. You can put a pinion. Don't hit
the table because you talk with your hands a lot. Him.
He I walk in the other day to record with him.
A microwave sitting on the table where I'm supposed to
be recording seventeen cereal boxes, sitting there, and he goes,

(06:08):
I'm ready. How are you ready? That's a whole microwave.
I have to sit in front of the microphones were
there and ready to go. I have a microwave in
front of me. Has it still sounds the same? Podcast
is more than just camera, it's also audio. But comfort hello. Also,
I may also just say that there were two episodes
completely missed over the last two weeks. Just nothing there,

(06:30):
all right? So in others we have a problem here. Yes,
I know that you have a lot of responsibilities, Andrew,
but tough titties. Baby. Is this an intervention? No, it's
it's like, get in there and do this. This is
a great serial. I'm saying, as your friend, you're fucking
up a good thing, and I'm going to do it
for yourself. There I am. I don't know why he looks.

(06:50):
I feel for my friend. I love you, and you
just have too much on your plate. You really do this.
This is an intervention. I think there needs to be
any intervention. It needs to be you got to stop
you from hoarding. Let's talk about now you're I think
you need an assistant or you need to start delegating.
That's deflective, Andrew, you are triangulating. Oh here we go.

(07:11):
I think what Sky is looking for is a rededication.
It's it's already dedicated. This week we had a serial
Killers which I was on, a bowl chat which I
was on. Next week I'm on a serial killer Hit
the Furniture. I'm on a serial killer time on, and
then a bowl chat, which I plan to do with
you next week. Plan to let's say, okay, we've we've
accomplished nothing nothing, It's accomplished already. I'm already doing it.

(07:33):
So we're just saying things. You need a new more.
Remember that old radio bit that they used to do
where they have the two the two jocks in like
the big inflatable sumo costume. I think these two need
to duke it, act wrestler things. We have rooms shutter
into a thousand and you will take me out, and
I will mention the whole point. We need serial killer

(07:55):
podcast on a regular basis, and it's a good podcast,
and you are shirking your responsibility. And that's the end
of it. But can I get one more? Can I
just get one point? Yes, it's happening. I'm doing it.
He's just making things up for pity. You missed too
full episodes. I hear what your I've missed every episode.

(08:19):
We are clapping you are for the sereals they make
are gluten free. So it's like crap though, So that's
not even a review. Coco Pebbles cereals are fine, exactly.
And they're sitting in the studio and I'm sitting around going, hey,
what everybody accomplished? What have we accomplished? I'm recording with him.
He just needs to stop being maybe a little baby

(08:41):
back bitch. That's a hard my baby back, baby back,
baby back, baby back. You agree, Yeah, Scotty's being a
little bit. I think Scotty is being a little bit
of a bitch about this because Andrew is super busy,
and if Scotty could stick around for just a little
bit longer, he would do the podcast. But Scotty's like, no,
I have to go home right now because traffic and you.
Scotty is very like rigid and resident. He is the

(09:02):
furthest to drive kids at home. He's got things to do,
you know, it's sure, But then he can't pitch that
Andrew has things that Andrews no kids, but they both
have things to do. But he can do those things later.
Why can't we have a set time. I just don't
understand on Tuesdays figuring it out? You come in at
four am, Andrew, You guys knocked these podcasts out. Great compromise,

(09:23):
compromises me. Nobody's happy. What else is on our list today?
Thank you, Andrew. Speakers in the bathroom, Speakers in the bathroom,
communal bathroom. You can't have speakers in the bathroom. Why
not every station uses that bathroom? No? I know, I

(09:44):
don't care what we listened to. There needs to be
some sort of sound in there. He doesn't. He doesn't
want to hear sounds from the stall. Then don't go
to the bathroom, then don't go to the bathroom. It's
just it's awkward, that's all, is it. See this comes
back to another problem, and it's Scotty's problem. So who's
really the problem at hand here? It's Scotty. You're all
a bunch of Do you like to ship in front

(10:05):
of people? Do you like people listening to you? Scotty?
This is disgusting. So how about that song stuff we
were talking about earlier? I'm out it's not about poopies.
Now you're being a little bitch, baby back, pitch, bitch
you're talking about when we're talking about songs and food
and we're going to get songs that are about things

(10:26):
you didn't think they were about. Yes, yeah, peaches like
stir fry. Nate found out today it's actually about cooking crack.
He thought, amigos, we're singing about the stir fry cherry pie,
Sam Smith talking about going to the body shop. It's
not a name Coo're not your breaks getting that dent
out of your So if I, if I, if I

(10:48):
talk to somebody that's in the business of making crack
and I say, hey could use a little stir fry,
will I get crack. How does this work? No, I
don't think you're gonna be talking to the people who
make the crack. Immediately beaten up if you sell crack.
If you sell crack, then you'll talk to the people
who fry the crack. That makes sense. Yeah, okay. The

(11:08):
first time I heard watermelon sugar from Harry Styles, I
really thought it was as innocent as eating a fruit
and yeah about sex by the ocean. Right, Truffle butter
really sent me but asked me about those lyric I
remember the first time I heard it. I was like,
I love truffle butter. And my boyfriend at the time

(11:28):
looks at me, said, do not don't say that. You
have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, but but
is there actually truffle butter? Right? I love trouble butters.
It's better than you can get truffle oil, which is
truffle butter is great. One time I pulled it out
of the refrigerator Whole Foods, took a picture of it,
and I said it to my grundfriend. I'm like, and
that's all it was. Really, it's real, it's a real product.

(11:50):
I just said that. Usually you were here, right, who
what what are you talking about? You said it to
your girlfriend to it, so I had no idea, Like
slide by the Google Dolls, Apparently it's about abortion, the bridge, Yeah,
brick six am, day after Christmas, six after Christmas. Yeah, listen.

(12:22):
A lot of these songs are about things. You should
be investigating all their songs. But we have happy songs. Please, no,
not allowed. Happiness is not the There's only like a
handful of really good happy I don't think happy songs
do as well as that songs. True, true, Okay, except
that justin Differly and Happy by for All pretty much

(12:42):
about happy. Hey, let's start the show with happy Tomorrow. Thankay? Okay?
Did you know the Macarena is about cheating on your boyfriend?
Had no idea. Yeah, apparently I'm looking shut up. I
broke up to my girlfriend about that song. That's so crazy.
I didn't even know that. How did you break up
with your girlfriend over macar doing the dance? We were
in and Coon and I didn't want to do the dance,
or she went down to the pool to do the

(13:04):
dance because everybody was doing it there, and she was
like hooking up with this guy down there that taught
her the dance, she hooked up with him. She hooked up.
She was a little too, she was very close to him. Yeah,
and then we got into a fight and she stole
my credit card. It was the whole thing. What's your
definition of hooked up? They were, they were grinding. I mean,
she was all up on him. She didn't make out
with him, but she was all up on him. And

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I was watching from my hotel room. That's creepy. Yeah,
why do you Why don't you just go down there?
Why don't you just go down there with her? Because
I didn't want to learn the macar rain. I was anger.
That sounds like another man with your reality show on
the web. Reality Jesus, all, we gotta get out of here.
I'm not quite sure what we accomplished. I'm going to

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