January 23, 2023 • 15 mins
Straight Nate is back from his weekend trip to Epcot in Walt Disney World and he shares his favorite ride! Plus, we find out that Gandhi has never been to Disney World and Elvis wants to take her!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm present minute morning show. It is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Let's do it. Let's see who's in
the house today. Froggy had to leave. I think he
has diarrhea. Actually it's not Froggy, it's Danielle at his diarrhea.
(00:32):
Oelle diarrhea, spend the whale? Who has diarrhea? Alright, so
Froggy's not here. Froggy's not but Scotty b is here.
Let's see a few days after showing his penis to
the beautiful a doctor's assistant. And there's Danielle and there's
Scary sitting in my seat. Don't get comfy, not not
(00:53):
getting du comfortable, not getting du comfortable. Nate and Gandhi
and of course Garrett and I think that's all. And diarrhea.
Antianna's here too. If you're sitting in the pool and
you feel something cool diarrhea, what oh, that's the nursery
the ron when you were a kid. Does that makes sense?
Though it's not cool, it's hot. You're sliding in the
(01:15):
first you feel something burst diarrhea. If you're walking up
a ladder and you have feel something spladder diarrhea for
your childhood. But but you wouldn't walk up the ladder
if you have climbing up a ladder, so you could
have got hit with a water balloon. Okay, I think
when when we're over analyzing diarrhea, what the moments from
our childhood? We move on it. Uh So let's talk
(01:39):
about Nate and his weekend excursion to Disney World with
his parents. How much fun did you have? I forgot
how much fun it is I forgot. And the great
thing my mom, who is seventy two, Boy, she just
turns into a kid again. I love going with my mom.
My dad slowed down a little bit. He as arthritis
and he's not a huge fan of the rides anyway.
(02:00):
So it was a great opportunity for for like my
mom and Heather and myself. We got on a bunch
of rides that guardians ride. Oh my god, I'm paying
us to say this. It is one of the best
roller coasters I've ever been on in my life. It
was incredible. I must assume in the roller coaster development business,
you always have to be one upping everything else that's
(02:20):
out there at all times, and it has to be
the new biggest thing and Elvis I was telling Nate
about this. The Guardians ride is a is a great
scam for for them to get everybody to stay at
that attraction forever. Because there's a song that plays when
you're riding on the roller coaster and it switches every
time you get on, so there's a chance you can
get a new song every time you go on. Or
for others like our friends, they're like, oh, I heard
(02:41):
the same song four times, but you're stuck on that
ride because you want to hear a different song. What
song did they play when you were on? Conga by
Miami Sound Machine? Okay, so talk about what it was
like to get on the ride though if there's more
two of them just showing up. So to get on
the ride, you have to join a virtual queue at
seven am. So at seven am, you have to sign
(03:04):
into your My Disney Experience app, right, and you have
to be in the virtual queue section and you have
to be ready to join the virtual queue and as
soon as you hit that button, you gotta be ready
to join like your boarding party or whatever. Right, And
so we were all signed up on my mom's password
and we were all there waiting at seven am. I'm
(03:25):
watching it at tom o'clock on my on my iPad,
I'm like five four three, And when I hit said hit,
Now everybody, you know, my mom, my dad, Heather, we
all hit it and I get the screen that says, oops,
something went wrong. But then but then my mom goes,
I got it, and it was God, I know, But
(03:48):
what about all the people that were dying to ride
that ride this week? That's that's the thing. Like, you know,
we all were in that room, and you know, we
kind of we were hoping that we would get on
the right because everybody was saying what a great it was.
And then when we got it, we were so excited.
But I can only imagine being that family that didn't
get on it, Like that sucks because then they don't
(04:08):
have another chance for you to join the virtual que
until one and then that's it, Like that's it, You're done,
You're done for the day. So this is another another
Disney ploy to get you to like book in advance,
because if you book in advance, you could start booking
out like almost three months before you go, so you
could book that ride. So everybody that really Yeah, so
everybody that had look at that day. Well, no, no,
(04:30):
so if if if you pre package, like if you
pre pre planned your vacation, you're allowed to book thirty
days in advance. So if for those that are planning already,
going to Disney, like yours was kind of like a
more of a whim, right. You know, my mom has
this planned every year, right, so so she could have
technically if she, if she had it all planned out,
like booked in advance. And that's how they get you too,
(04:52):
because then there's that want and demand of of like,
so let's do it that way. I'm let's book ahead
because I want to write it. It sounds like a
lot of fun. It was so much fun. I mean,
I can't even describe the feeling to be on that ride.
It was such a great ride. Coast the fourth person, Yeah,
(05:14):
it was. I can't even describe it. You gotta try it.
It was okay, move on? Though you did other things
when you were at Disney? What else did you do
that was fun other than drop your dad off at
the infirmary? Somebody clarified because I thought that when you
go to Germany, are you actually in Germany? I think,
don't they owned a soil or something? They do. That's
(05:38):
what I thought my mom and she goes, you're full
of crap. You would need a passport. Then no, I thought,
you know how you go to like the foreign embassy,
Like if you go to the U. S. Embassy in Moscow,
that's actually US soil, isn't it Germany? Or am I
like totally full of ship here? So you could run?
That means you could go to the the Germany in
(05:59):
it's in in Epcot and dounce being an American and
become a German. That's what I thought. I'm like, I
think we're actually in Germany and my mom goes, no,
you're full of crap. This is this is just Epcots Germany,
so I can have citizenship. I don't know, find out
wh why don't we google that, let's find out more valued.
I didn't see anything about that, okay, and we'll tell
(06:20):
you this. I love going to Mexico, I love going
to France and Morocco. Canada, it's just so boring, guys.
I'm so with you those three that you mentioned on
my favorites. And then yeah, Canada, what do you buy
the Canada sixty You've got three sixty virtual experience where
they play the video all around you you buy honey
(06:40):
when you poutine? Poutine? They had they had shirts with
moose on them. That's it. Our point is this Canada
deserves a better attraction at Epcot. Okay, we're setting a jeez,
we're done. Norway has the n n Alser ride, which
we wouldn't do. We weren't able to do because that
was like a seventy five minute way think it was
um we did the oh those animal what do you
(07:04):
the auto erotica, anima erotica, you know the people that move. Yeah,
did you go to the president presidents? I know that
Ben Franklin and Mark Twain having a conversation. Ben Franklin
was not a president. That's odd. Well, he's talking to
Mark Twain and they're giving you the story Mark Twain,
(07:25):
was he a president? Was there? Well, they give you
the story of it. He's the US, he's my president,
which I like until like I'm I'm leaving that. You know,
it's the Hall of Presidents thing and you leave and like,
well that was just thirty minutes of propaganda. At the
same time, No, they weren't. But they're having a conversation.
(07:46):
I will tell you something I think we talked about
this a long time ago. If you go online, you
can actually see a video of all the presidents without
their heads on. All you see your like little eyeballs
going back and forth and little metal jaws. You know
you should see them. President Aft. Wow, he's so ugly
without a face. So I went to I was very
fortunate growing up going to Disney pretty much every year
(08:08):
of my life. So by a teenager, I got bored.
So my mom was like, all right, let's go on
these tours. So I started going on all the behind
the scenes tour in Epcot itself, the Big Magic Ball.
There's like as you go on that ride, there's there's
this miss and it makes people cough. They go, that's
the thing, you don't cough. People in their head think
they have to cough because they see the missed, but
it doesn't make you cough at all. Really a little more.
(08:30):
You can also wreck you because we did we did
uh backstage a Magic Kingdom and you do see Mickey
Mouse without a head, and it really fucked me up.
It did. I wouldn't want to go backstage. This is
like you guys trying to figure out the magic trick,
Like how you do a magic I don't want to.
That's but that really says all about Disney. It's such
(08:52):
a magical place. You don't want them to rip the
magic apart, right, right, Danielle. Yeah, but it is kind
of cool, like if you get to do any of
the behind the scenes stuff and see like they grow
their own plants, and like if one plant dies, if
they they have all those plants they grow in themselves,
they just run back, get it, replace it overnight. You
never know the difference. It's just amazing how they do this.
And they have their own post office. Did you know that? Really,
(09:15):
you're the biggest nerd and post offices for you? I
had a mail letter from Main Street. They have their
own post office, is their own postmark with Mickey on it,
and they have their own stamps there too. It's their
whole own it's part of the US Postal Service, but
it's their own post office. But that's they're their own
city though, right Disney is its own city fire department
or they don't have their own police department because that
(09:36):
that I mean, without getting political, that was the whole
thing where if Disney had to become a part of
the state, they then would have to go to town
meetings and say, hey, we would like an approval for
the new Guardians of the Galaxy ride. And that's how
they're allowed to build all those things so quickly, because
they're their own like I guess, not government, but something
of that. The attention to detail though on everything is just.
(09:59):
And then we have many like Gandhi, who's never even
been let's talk about that. Gandhi. By the way, you're
sort of childhood Garrett, Gandhi, just from whoever is watching
this podcast, They're they're only seeing the bottom half of
your head. Oh camera, yeah, oh I know, but what
about me? I want to see the rest of your head.
(10:20):
Another thing, Garrett has a lot of nose breathing into
the into the microphone. Bring that up. Let you know,
I can hear things on headphones. God, I can hear
things WoT thing though there's no booger whistle. So, Gandhi,
how do we get you to go to Disney? I
will take you, Okay, I would happily go to Disney
at any time. However, the way everybody talks about it,
it seems like it's not as magical as they say.
(10:41):
If I have to plan ship on an app at
seven am virtual Gandhi, Gandhi, go with me, happily go yeah,
if you go with that, as he pays for the
good tour, I didn't say that. It's true because I
do the same thing. I save up all year and
I pay so that we go, we do the tour,
we do it one day and this way the rest
(11:02):
of the time i'm there, I don't feel as stressed
out about getting on everything. You know what I mean,
you gotta yeah, I mean, it seems really cool. I
would love to go to Disney. Everybody, everybody in this
room is obsessed with it. Everyone who has ever gone
is obsessed with it. I really haven't ever heard any
bad reviews about it. It's just fascinating to me how
much people are like it's the most magical place in
the world. But also it's fifty for a Hamburger, but
(11:23):
it's great. Well, you gotta pay for magic, baby, So
I'm wondering then. I mean, I haven't been in like
thirteen years. What has changed changed in the last decade.
Everything can't just walk in. Yeah, I hope to go
on stuff doesn't work like that, So maybe I need
a reboot on that parks are sold out, like way
(11:44):
way in advance that you have to Yeah, and originals,
that's the thing exactly, Danielle. What. There's a lot of
old stuff there, but there's a lot of new stuff too,
so you can you can go old school or new school.
Like Tiki Room is still there, Carot there, Dumbo is
still you know, I want to try the new ship.
I haven't been on so in either fantastic they've changed
(12:07):
that already. Yeah, hey, what is it? Project Space is
at the one that people are having to go to
the hospital when they first opened it years in your
Space space, Oh yeah, no, I mean the trifical force
or whatever the force is at work. I mean it
was making people go into seizures and go to the hospitals. Yeah,
they have bags on the ride, but now they have
you can go left or right. Left is more intense.
(12:27):
If you go right, they have the lesson the less intense.
It is not even worth the time at Epcot, but
it's good that feeling get Gandhi talking about feeling high
as hell. I would love to do it. I mean again,
it sounds really cool. I love Disney movies. Disney seems
like a great time. I just never got like that
to go on my own and book it on my
own with you go. Once you go, you'll get it.
(12:48):
I believe it. All of my adult friends love Disney
and they swear by it. You will know something fun up.
So my parents never took us as kids. Whatever. Fine.
Then one day I called my dad on his birthday.
He was at Disney World with someone else's kids. So damaging,
so damaging. I said, you're a Disney World on your
(13:08):
birthday with whom with their kids? Oh my god, I'll
never forgive them. I'm just kidding. I'm over. It's still
you'll love it. You did not know with the mentality
where you know it's going to be packed, you know
it's going to be crazy. You just gotta walk around
and enjoy. It's just enjoying the ambiance. Sometimes you don't
even have to go on the rides. Sometimes you just
have to be there to be part of honestly, only
(13:31):
do it for the day without doing that, well you
know what, Yeah, but the only thing that pisces me
off about Disney is kids. Little fucking kids, adult days
like adults only. No, it's all strollers. Will I'm kidding,
(13:51):
but you know, there's a certain age of a kid
that shouldn't be there. Well, I think I think a
lot of parents. Yeah, I mean if your kid really
can't understand it and can't really enjoy it, that's a
lot of money to spend on that because they're not
going to remember it. I would pay double to do
Disney after dark. And well, that's what they do. That's
how they get you again. You stay on property. You
can do Magical Hours where when the park closes at
(14:13):
ten o'clock for all those people that are staying on
property can stay behind closed doors for two hours. That's
when I do the girls stuff because you know, my
kids and the boys or whatever. So I will do
all the girls stuff Disney Magic Hours. I leave the hotel,
go by myself and do all the girly stuff and
what's the girl what's the girls stuff? Shopping like the
little Mermaid ride that they don't want to go on
and go meet Oh, I get it at her hang
(14:36):
out with the guys. Danielle goes to by Boppy movet. Yeah,
go by myself, get old sprinkled or what is it sparkled,
sparkled up, sprinkled. You know, Oh I did that. I
loved it. Hey, we gotta go. Uh so we have
a date Gandhi. Alright, I'm coming the three of us.
(14:56):
Now you already went. We gotta get out of here.
Good Bye The Fifteen Minute Morning SHOWM
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm present minute morning show. It is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Let's do it. Let's see who's in
the house today. Froggy had to leave. I think he
has diarrhea. Actually it's not Froggy, it's Danielle at his diarrhea.
(00:32):
Oelle diarrhea, spend the whale? Who has diarrhea? Alright, so
Froggy's not here. Froggy's not but Scotty b is here.
Let's see a few days after showing his penis to
the beautiful a doctor's assistant. And there's Danielle and there's
Scary sitting in my seat. Don't get comfy, not not
(00:53):
getting du comfortable, not getting du comfortable. Nate and Gandhi
and of course Garrett and I think that's all. And diarrhea.
Antianna's here too. If you're sitting in the pool and
you feel something cool diarrhea, what oh, that's the nursery
the ron when you were a kid. Does that makes sense?
Though it's not cool, it's hot. You're sliding in the
(01:15):
first you feel something burst diarrhea. If you're walking up
a ladder and you have feel something spladder diarrhea for
your childhood. But but you wouldn't walk up the ladder
if you have climbing up a ladder, so you could
have got hit with a water balloon. Okay, I think
when when we're over analyzing diarrhea, what the moments from
our childhood? We move on it. Uh So let's talk
(01:39):
about Nate and his weekend excursion to Disney World with
his parents. How much fun did you have? I forgot
how much fun it is I forgot. And the great
thing my mom, who is seventy two, Boy, she just
turns into a kid again. I love going with my mom.
My dad slowed down a little bit. He as arthritis
and he's not a huge fan of the rides anyway.
(02:00):
So it was a great opportunity for for like my
mom and Heather and myself. We got on a bunch
of rides that guardians ride. Oh my god, I'm paying
us to say this. It is one of the best
roller coasters I've ever been on in my life. It
was incredible. I must assume in the roller coaster development business,
you always have to be one upping everything else that's
(02:20):
out there at all times, and it has to be
the new biggest thing and Elvis I was telling Nate
about this. The Guardians ride is a is a great
scam for for them to get everybody to stay at
that attraction forever. Because there's a song that plays when
you're riding on the roller coaster and it switches every
time you get on, so there's a chance you can
get a new song every time you go on. Or
for others like our friends, they're like, oh, I heard
(02:41):
the same song four times, but you're stuck on that
ride because you want to hear a different song. What
song did they play when you were on? Conga by
Miami Sound Machine? Okay, so talk about what it was
like to get on the ride though if there's more
two of them just showing up. So to get on
the ride, you have to join a virtual queue at
seven am. So at seven am, you have to sign
(03:04):
into your My Disney Experience app, right, and you have
to be in the virtual queue section and you have
to be ready to join the virtual queue and as
soon as you hit that button, you gotta be ready
to join like your boarding party or whatever. Right, And
so we were all signed up on my mom's password
and we were all there waiting at seven am. I'm
(03:25):
watching it at tom o'clock on my on my iPad,
I'm like five four three, And when I hit said hit,
Now everybody, you know, my mom, my dad, Heather, we
all hit it and I get the screen that says, oops,
something went wrong. But then but then my mom goes,
I got it, and it was God, I know, But
(03:48):
what about all the people that were dying to ride
that ride this week? That's that's the thing. Like, you know,
we all were in that room, and you know, we
kind of we were hoping that we would get on
the right because everybody was saying what a great it was.
And then when we got it, we were so excited.
But I can only imagine being that family that didn't
get on it, Like that sucks because then they don't
(04:08):
have another chance for you to join the virtual que
until one and then that's it, Like that's it, You're done,
You're done for the day. So this is another another
Disney ploy to get you to like book in advance,
because if you book in advance, you could start booking
out like almost three months before you go, so you
could book that ride. So everybody that really Yeah, so
everybody that had look at that day. Well, no, no,
(04:30):
so if if if you pre package, like if you
pre pre planned your vacation, you're allowed to book thirty
days in advance. So if for those that are planning already,
going to Disney, like yours was kind of like a
more of a whim, right. You know, my mom has
this planned every year, right, so so she could have
technically if she, if she had it all planned out,
like booked in advance. And that's how they get you too,
(04:52):
because then there's that want and demand of of like,
so let's do it that way. I'm let's book ahead
because I want to write it. It sounds like a
lot of fun. It was so much fun. I mean,
I can't even describe the feeling to be on that ride.
It was such a great ride. Coast the fourth person, Yeah,
(05:14):
it was. I can't even describe it. You gotta try it.
It was okay, move on? Though you did other things
when you were at Disney? What else did you do
that was fun other than drop your dad off at
the infirmary? Somebody clarified because I thought that when you
go to Germany, are you actually in Germany? I think,
don't they owned a soil or something? They do. That's
(05:38):
what I thought my mom and she goes, you're full
of crap. You would need a passport. Then no, I thought,
you know how you go to like the foreign embassy,
Like if you go to the U. S. Embassy in Moscow,
that's actually US soil, isn't it Germany? Or am I
like totally full of ship here? So you could run?
That means you could go to the the Germany in
(05:59):
it's in in Epcot and dounce being an American and
become a German. That's what I thought. I'm like, I
think we're actually in Germany and my mom goes, no,
you're full of crap. This is this is just Epcots Germany,
so I can have citizenship. I don't know, find out
wh why don't we google that, let's find out more valued.
I didn't see anything about that, okay, and we'll tell
(06:20):
you this. I love going to Mexico, I love going
to France and Morocco. Canada, it's just so boring, guys.
I'm so with you those three that you mentioned on
my favorites. And then yeah, Canada, what do you buy
the Canada sixty You've got three sixty virtual experience where
they play the video all around you you buy honey
(06:40):
when you poutine? Poutine? They had they had shirts with
moose on them. That's it. Our point is this Canada
deserves a better attraction at Epcot. Okay, we're setting a jeez,
we're done. Norway has the n n Alser ride, which
we wouldn't do. We weren't able to do because that
was like a seventy five minute way think it was
um we did the oh those animal what do you
(07:04):
the auto erotica, anima erotica, you know the people that move. Yeah,
did you go to the president presidents? I know that
Ben Franklin and Mark Twain having a conversation. Ben Franklin
was not a president. That's odd. Well, he's talking to
Mark Twain and they're giving you the story Mark Twain,
(07:25):
was he a president? Was there? Well, they give you
the story of it. He's the US, he's my president,
which I like until like I'm I'm leaving that. You know,
it's the Hall of Presidents thing and you leave and like,
well that was just thirty minutes of propaganda. At the
same time, No, they weren't. But they're having a conversation.
(07:46):
I will tell you something I think we talked about
this a long time ago. If you go online, you
can actually see a video of all the presidents without
their heads on. All you see your like little eyeballs
going back and forth and little metal jaws. You know
you should see them. President Aft. Wow, he's so ugly
without a face. So I went to I was very
fortunate growing up going to Disney pretty much every year
(08:08):
of my life. So by a teenager, I got bored.
So my mom was like, all right, let's go on
these tours. So I started going on all the behind
the scenes tour in Epcot itself, the Big Magic Ball.
There's like as you go on that ride, there's there's
this miss and it makes people cough. They go, that's
the thing, you don't cough. People in their head think
they have to cough because they see the missed, but
it doesn't make you cough at all. Really a little more.
(08:30):
You can also wreck you because we did we did
uh backstage a Magic Kingdom and you do see Mickey
Mouse without a head, and it really fucked me up.
It did. I wouldn't want to go backstage. This is
like you guys trying to figure out the magic trick,
Like how you do a magic I don't want to.
That's but that really says all about Disney. It's such
(08:52):
a magical place. You don't want them to rip the
magic apart, right, right, Danielle. Yeah, but it is kind
of cool, like if you get to do any of
the behind the scenes stuff and see like they grow
their own plants, and like if one plant dies, if
they they have all those plants they grow in themselves,
they just run back, get it, replace it overnight. You
never know the difference. It's just amazing how they do this.
And they have their own post office. Did you know that? Really,
(09:15):
you're the biggest nerd and post offices for you? I
had a mail letter from Main Street. They have their
own post office, is their own postmark with Mickey on it,
and they have their own stamps there too. It's their
whole own it's part of the US Postal Service, but
it's their own post office. But that's they're their own
city though, right Disney is its own city fire department
or they don't have their own police department because that
(09:36):
that I mean, without getting political, that was the whole
thing where if Disney had to become a part of
the state, they then would have to go to town
meetings and say, hey, we would like an approval for
the new Guardians of the Galaxy ride. And that's how
they're allowed to build all those things so quickly, because
they're their own like I guess, not government, but something
of that. The attention to detail though on everything is just.
(09:59):
And then we have many like Gandhi, who's never even
been let's talk about that. Gandhi. By the way, you're
sort of childhood Garrett, Gandhi, just from whoever is watching
this podcast, They're they're only seeing the bottom half of
your head. Oh camera, yeah, oh I know, but what
about me? I want to see the rest of your head.
(10:20):
Another thing, Garrett has a lot of nose breathing into
the into the microphone. Bring that up. Let you know,
I can hear things on headphones. God, I can hear
things WoT thing though there's no booger whistle. So, Gandhi,
how do we get you to go to Disney? I
will take you, Okay, I would happily go to Disney
at any time. However, the way everybody talks about it,
it seems like it's not as magical as they say.
(10:41):
If I have to plan ship on an app at
seven am virtual Gandhi, Gandhi, go with me, happily go yeah,
if you go with that, as he pays for the
good tour, I didn't say that. It's true because I
do the same thing. I save up all year and
I pay so that we go, we do the tour,
we do it one day and this way the rest
(11:02):
of the time i'm there, I don't feel as stressed
out about getting on everything. You know what I mean,
you gotta yeah, I mean, it seems really cool. I
would love to go to Disney. Everybody, everybody in this
room is obsessed with it. Everyone who has ever gone
is obsessed with it. I really haven't ever heard any
bad reviews about it. It's just fascinating to me how
much people are like it's the most magical place in
the world. But also it's fifty for a Hamburger, but
(11:23):
it's great. Well, you gotta pay for magic, baby, So
I'm wondering then. I mean, I haven't been in like
thirteen years. What has changed changed in the last decade.
Everything can't just walk in. Yeah, I hope to go
on stuff doesn't work like that, So maybe I need
a reboot on that parks are sold out, like way
(11:44):
way in advance that you have to Yeah, and originals,
that's the thing exactly, Danielle. What. There's a lot of
old stuff there, but there's a lot of new stuff too,
so you can you can go old school or new school.
Like Tiki Room is still there, Carot there, Dumbo is
still you know, I want to try the new ship.
I haven't been on so in either fantastic they've changed
(12:07):
that already. Yeah, hey, what is it? Project Space is
at the one that people are having to go to
the hospital when they first opened it years in your
Space space, Oh yeah, no, I mean the trifical force
or whatever the force is at work. I mean it
was making people go into seizures and go to the hospitals. Yeah,
they have bags on the ride, but now they have
you can go left or right. Left is more intense.
(12:27):
If you go right, they have the lesson the less intense.
It is not even worth the time at Epcot, but
it's good that feeling get Gandhi talking about feeling high
as hell. I would love to do it. I mean again,
it sounds really cool. I love Disney movies. Disney seems
like a great time. I just never got like that
to go on my own and book it on my
own with you go. Once you go, you'll get it.
(12:48):
I believe it. All of my adult friends love Disney
and they swear by it. You will know something fun up.
So my parents never took us as kids. Whatever. Fine.
Then one day I called my dad on his birthday.
He was at Disney World with someone else's kids. So damaging,
so damaging. I said, you're a Disney World on your
(13:08):
birthday with whom with their kids? Oh my god, I'll
never forgive them. I'm just kidding. I'm over. It's still
you'll love it. You did not know with the mentality
where you know it's going to be packed, you know
it's going to be crazy. You just gotta walk around
and enjoy. It's just enjoying the ambiance. Sometimes you don't
even have to go on the rides. Sometimes you just
have to be there to be part of honestly, only
(13:31):
do it for the day without doing that, well you
know what, Yeah, but the only thing that pisces me
off about Disney is kids. Little fucking kids, adult days
like adults only. No, it's all strollers. Will I'm kidding,
(13:51):
but you know, there's a certain age of a kid
that shouldn't be there. Well, I think I think a
lot of parents. Yeah, I mean if your kid really
can't understand it and can't really enjoy it, that's a
lot of money to spend on that because they're not
going to remember it. I would pay double to do
Disney after dark. And well, that's what they do. That's
how they get you again. You stay on property. You
can do Magical Hours where when the park closes at
(14:13):
ten o'clock for all those people that are staying on
property can stay behind closed doors for two hours. That's
when I do the girls stuff because you know, my
kids and the boys or whatever. So I will do
all the girls stuff Disney Magic Hours. I leave the hotel,
go by myself and do all the girly stuff and
what's the girl what's the girls stuff? Shopping like the
little Mermaid ride that they don't want to go on
and go meet Oh, I get it at her hang
(14:36):
out with the guys. Danielle goes to by Boppy movet. Yeah,
go by myself, get old sprinkled or what is it sparkled,
sparkled up, sprinkled. You know, Oh I did that. I
loved it. Hey, we gotta go. Uh so we have
a date Gandhi. Alright, I'm coming the three of us.
(14:56):
Now you already went. We gotta get out of here.
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