Greg T. Wants To Know If We Like His Beard

Would you tell a friend if you didn't like their beard or hair? Greg T. thinks we are all lying to him!

 

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. We
got a room full, We've got of the room. There's
Scotty b here's Gandhi Scary, there's Garrett. That's right, Danielle
straight and Nate the birthday boy? Where is he? It's
funny how he just he just walked out. It's his birthday.
He just does what he pleads. Maybe he's eating more
crispy Green possible. You know how many he will eat

(00:22):
in the morning. Hold on, Danna, let's go find me
what he oh? Ny ever seen this be? Here's Davids.
Somebody's calling me down there, Ny, it's your birthday and

(00:45):
Minute Morn Show podcast. Hello, I was talking to Greg
t Oh you want to see? Yeah, Gregg to eat?
Come up? Yeah, let's go see. What do you think
of great teas beer? Dude like beard, he's terrible. No
one ever tells you the truth here right here? You
know you're lying. Everybody's lying listening. The beard is not
from me. I'm not a heard guy. We're going in.

(01:06):
We're going in. Oh my god, what's up wrong? How're
you doing? What's liked this? I'm not This is a
start as a joke. I grow that in two days.
I don't want the problem. I'm not a beard guy.
It's got to come on my freaking face. I'm already there. Yeah, Stagesel.

(01:30):
You know, it's Nate's birthday and he's the best surprise
he's had all that severs. Look at his face, look
at this beard. This is I like it, you know,
because the men's room now you gotta wait online. He
was one of the urnals. It's like you're at the
Yankee Stadium here, You're like, where's next. There's only three stolen.
So anyway, so we're making chit chat, you know, because
you talk to guys and how are you doing whatever?

(01:51):
So and he so he goes, hey, I like to
like the beard. And I said, dud, don't get used
to it. It's coming off my face. I'm not a
beard guy. Okay, well what what what made you throw it?
And that's what his question was. That's why you're the
host this morning show because you asked the good questions.
I do so. I So what happened was over the
holiday break we had Trish says you should grow a beard.
It would look good on you. And I'm like, Trish,

(02:13):
I'm not a beard guy. So she thought would be funny.
So I said, so I grew it, and I go, look,
I'm growing a beard, and she's like, keep it. So
then I kept it, and then Carolina saw it, and
Carolina was like, oh, you should keep it. So everybody's
like telling me to keep it. I think it's interesting.
I think it's another dimension here, Elvis. I'm gonna call
bs on him on one thing. It's been two weeks

(02:34):
now and every day everybody I'm getting rid of it today.
So he's holding onto it now for people to be
for him to say, hey, don't get rid of it.
Show biz. It's a build up. You know how it works, right,
you gotta I'm checking it off. No, we're not. I'm
telling about North showing what an interesting show. So I
so this Thursday it is without a doubt coming off
my face. But I was telling Nate you got so,

(02:56):
I said, I really like the beard. But he looks
a little gang memory and t of course knew what
I was talking. Are you great? Black nine man? What's suck?
So here's what happened. So on Friday, I had to
get my head shaved right, and then I had to
get it like, you know, cleaned, up a little some

(03:17):
teardrops on you. Like. So what happened was I walked
out of the barbershop and I'm like, dude, I look like,
you know, gang bang man. So all of a sudden,
I was, gang, are you are you? Are you tin
on someone? You know what I mean? You know what
I mean? Are you on the bang bus? That's what

(03:38):
are you saying? That's not what I mean? You know
what I said? So anyway, so I didn't know what
you say? That the problem. So then on Friday night,
we had to go to dinner with another couple that
I really don't know very well. So all of a sudden,
I said, like at East Coast, West Coast, I said
to her, I said, I said, Trish, They're gonna look
at me like what's you know? Look at look at
you know? What's he into? You know? I got my
tattoos on my arm, and I'm like, this is a

(04:00):
terrible look for me, Like this is not who I am.
And that's the problem. And everybody you ask, well, obviously
it is who you are because you're wearing your man
and the tattoos. It's a joke thinking why are you
overthinking this? Well, but Elvis. I want to know, would
you tell somebody to their face that you don't like
their beer? Absolutely, yes, absolutely yes, I talked someone to
their face. I don't like their hair. Scotty told me

(04:21):
today he doesn't like my banks. I don't think your
things are different. But now I just really took a notice,
not a not a glowing endorsement. Well, I just don't
think that people have the courage to really tell somebody
to their face, like I don't like your hair, I
don't like you. You're missing the point. We're telling you
we do like it, and you're you're not allowing us

(04:44):
to have that opinion. If it was fuller, I would
like it more. He's got like this little pencil line
right above his lip. Are you a generous shark? And
he's got a line. He's gonna have a run a
line in your head when you have no hand, because
that's how you do it. You've got the Stevens. People
do it when they have hair something. Some women will

(05:06):
shave their eyebrows off and pencil them on. So for me,
I'm bald headed. So he gave me a line to
give me something cold in my head for the part
in your hair. When it's not normally it's like a
little longer on top and then it's shaved on the side.
What else would you do with somebody's head that his ball,
I mean, maybe draw a line on his head. So
can bull's eye on the line in my head. I

(05:27):
would love to see Gandhi's bangs on Great Tea one
day them. But you're sure gonna keep the bangs. I
mean they come in and out there dark in your
hair too. They're not real. They're fake. Shut up, they're fake.
Did I trick you? No, it's not. Your whole hair
is fake. No, No, this is all real. Just the
bangs are fake. Off a little clipping thing things they

(05:49):
can do in hair these days. They've been doing this
for several years. Maybe somebody's modern technologylog my god, on
your peep that is weird now, ship got weird things,

(06:09):
independent hair, everybody amazing. I think they look great on
and on and Greg, let me try it. Very cool
hanging over me. There's like an eyelash from a big character.
You've never seen videos of women fighting with a rip
each other's hand and all of a sudden extensions and
everything that goes right out and ripper we've out. What's

(06:35):
that cool? Are also your must down here? Like, oh
my god, that's that's very amish country. Could you put
it back on without looking in the mirror? I can
you know? I mean, you're just gonna slide them in there.
I think it looks awesome. I love it. It's cool.
I love I love matches so perfectly though, I gotta

(06:57):
say it really does. It's exact. Bought a couple of pairs.
Your curtains match the bun I think I'm gonna go
bang shopping. You should? You know? What do you do?
If you don't give me just ribbon? Women get to
have guys don't. We don't have. We don't have fun ship.
I do like your hair, this salt and pepper color. Yeah,

(07:19):
not hold on, I have to walk that back. Greg
t has a line in his head. Do you really
like his salt pepper hair, because I do. I do.
I think it looks very I like guys with gray hair.
I think it's very sophisticated. You're always very silver fox.
I've been. I've had silver in my hair since middle school. Yeah,
oh my god. We're just flew by our beautiful midtown

(07:42):
studios like a draw like a pterodactyl of some sort.
I don't all right, well, look I love the beard.
I don't know why you can't accept pray. I don't
believe everybody don't believe it. I think if people are
telling you it looks good, it probably looks good. If
they said nothing, then yeah, if they just go, oh,
you got a beer? It fits your face? Maybe rounds

(08:03):
your round face? Yes it does. Are you flattening your
round head? Taking away? My freaking face is so round?
And these damn chowels I have pop out over. His
name is officially great to the roundheaded fret boy. That
was his official name for many many years. That its circular.
I'll tell you what that beard makes her eyes pop?

(08:25):
I think it's also the green shows. Do you get
your eyebrows done? Did you look because you look like lost? Okay? Question?
How come you cannot accept praise? Because she's lying? She
knows I'm when you guys walked through the door, I
did say in my head, oh he looks like he
lost some weight. I swear not to burst your bubble,

(08:49):
But why would we waste time telling you something that's
not true? Because I just think that people try to
be nice instead of really telling you we have no
reason to be nice to you. You're an asshole. Do
we really have one reason to be nice to Greg?
Don't you a real man? You know you know if
you're attractive or not. Like I know, I am not
an attractive guy. I know that I'm sure. I know

(09:11):
I'm stubby, I know I'm fat, I know that my
hair is you. I'm telling you, if you realize about yourselthing,
you're not terrible self affirmation. I know, but it's all relative.
You'd be the hottest guy at the DMV today if
you want it, you should. You should enter the d
m V A beauty paget calendar, Mr. February. All right,

(09:38):
we're done. Hey, our special guest Greg tea this beard
and its hairy skinny great team in the men's room. Right,
look at it. I didn't see it there. Take a
crispy cream on your way out. Nobody get fat. I
got I eat like a rabbit on the way home
in my car now, I eat all kinds of garden
stuff like tomatoes and lettuce and cheese in the car.

(10:02):
In your cheese garden, A feta cheese is peppers and peppers.
All right? Well, Okay, get out of here. Kick yourself up.
I missed that kick. Watch his neck, Watch his neck.
We gotta go. You have a beautiful day. Guys like
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