December 12, 2022 • 11 mins
We recap Jingle Ball and get a history lesson on cocktails?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show for Minute Morning Show podcast.
Here we go around the room. There's Gandhi and they're Scary,
and there's Garrett, and there's Scotty by Scotty, and there's
Danielle and there's uh straight Nate. Froggy's on his plane
(00:28):
flying from Jacksonville to New York to join us here
for the week. I'm so excited to hope he makes it.
He always has problems whenever he comes to visit us
for whatever reason that that time, and didn't you go
to Rochester's Buffalo or solo or something. Yeah, then when
we were supposed to meet him in Iowa, didn't he
fly somewhere? And then he says the worst luck when
it comes to air travel. Guy, If I was Froggy
(00:50):
at this point, I'd be I'm not coming, it's not
worth it. And I have to fly down in Miami
for this weekend's jingle Ball. I know there will be snow.
There's always snow when I have to be somewhere. There
was one year that we were going to Miami Jingle
Bowl and we had a lot of snow before we
left that forget what year? That's what? If there's snow,
(01:10):
can't go, I can't go, but I'll miss it because
I love Wait, hold on, let's check in with Scary's
botox or whatever it is anus. What is it called?
It's zem same effect as botox. You like it. Your
eyebrows are doing a weird thing because you can't move
his smooth the baby's. But now, how would you know
(01:33):
what a baby's but feels like? Tell us now, Oh
my god, I never thought of that. That's an awful saying.
Why do we say that? Why did you say it? No,
I've never touched the baby's but but now that because
everyone says it. It's just the way of describing you've
been touching babies. But it's no, it's an idiomatic expression.
But where does it come from? Smooth as the baby's
but from way back? I don't What about sleeps like
(01:59):
a baby? A babies don't sleep very well. They're up
all freaking night, crossings like piss like a racehorse. Yeah,
well they have you ever seen you? You grew up
with horses. They pas like everyone. But when it's the
huge bladders. I was near a horse one time when
it p there was a cloud at dust that went
(02:19):
up steam. But you know, also I would I would
use a larger bladdered animal, like an elephant. He's like
an elephant that's more peas than it. Interesting fact about
rhinoceros is how you can tell a male rhinoceros tracks
from a female? Right now? How's that? Because they dragged
their penis in the sand or Gret like, there's no
(02:44):
where Garrett is at the beach, that way to the
Papa bar, the lit palapa is. Just look it up
and I gonna tell what it is. Some over our
experience Friday night at Madison Square Garden are Ze one
(03:04):
under Jiggaball concert was magical. I mean, we worked hard,
but we had a lot of fun working. Did we
not definitely talk about it. I have a great time.
So I feel so fortunate that I get to do
it with you and Danielle because everybody gets along so well.
There's never any arguing. We have a good time, we laugh,
we share everything equally. It's just awesome. So I have
fun doing a job that doesn't feel like a job,
(03:26):
and I feel like, also we have this good relationship
with so many of the artists, especially the ones that
played this year, where they know us, they've known us
for years, They feel comfortable with us. They don't feel
like it's a job when they have to come an interview,
and they're very relaxed, and I think that really makes
it easier for us. You know, we told Jake we
think he's going to get us on another BuzzFeed list,
because last time we interviewed Calvin Harris and this BuzzFeed
(03:49):
list came out talking about celebrities that are extremely tall
you don't know how tall they are, and they used
that photo of Calvin Harris with Danielle and I because
we look like little, itty bitty people. Jake is even
taller than just looked like elves. And we interviewed him
on Zoom last week and when he walked up and
my damn, I'm like, you did not look this tall
on Zoom. I did not realize he's got six six.
(04:12):
I will tell you when Jake went out on stage
I told you the story. To do his sound check,
the garden was empty, and so he was just his
voice right and it was echoing back at him, and
you could tell he was like, oh my god, I'm
hearing my voice bouncing back at me at Madison Square Garden.
What a night, What a night for Jack's and what
a night for all of them? Yeah? Good god, Ava Max.
(04:36):
She was so nice. I had never met her in
person before, and she was just so lovely. Well. I
had the pleasure of hosting a pre event with her
where we did a Q and A and she did
some songs acoustically, and let me tell you, when it's
just you and acoustic guitar and it's stripped down like that,
there's nowhere to hide. And she crushed it. She's got
some voice on it. That's what I had to sit
(04:59):
in my turn. You can't acoustic, You can't can't, Scotty
are you were really busy at jingle Ball. Thanks for
all the hard work that you do every problem. I
love walking around with you. What's that? I don't know?
I just I like what what? What do you see?
What's it like? I just I like being your guy,
(05:19):
taking you places? You know? I mean, I don't know.
Because I'm I'm the I'm the DJ wrangler, you know,
so I have to make sure all the stations DJs
are on stage when they have to be. And because
I work so close with you, you know every morning.
I just I don't know, I like being with you
there than you can retire the term d J. I
don't know what to say breakfast. Can we retire the
(05:45):
term wrangler as well? Talent? I like you might as
well call him the cowboy. Yes, it's a cheap wrangler.
It's like that, kind of like a cowboy. Well, I
just have to I just have to make sure everybody
is where they're supposed to be when are supposed to
be there. I don't know how to say that otherwise, Uh,
the talent coordinator appearance corrector that looks better on the
(06:08):
business card? What we're saying? What about the scandal backstage?
There was a scandal scandal. Someone went into the morning
shows waiting area to take the one bottle of Tito's
we had to share with everybody on the show. Really
because I took it out of my private dressing. Yeah,
we don't know. Wait a minute, maybe someone else went
(06:28):
in there because they assumed it was the morning show
waiting area, because it wasn't. That was you, it was yours.
I was trying to stole my fucking Tito's with the
little sweater on it on it Soon stole my sweater.
Tito's bottle, now my conspiracy. Louve was had a lot
of people in his in his dressing room, like a lot.
(06:48):
Like we walked by and like the room was shaking.
That was so loud. I think someone kind of walked in,
maybe from his team, and said, oh, this is just
sitting here for a few hours. Let me take it. Wow,
isn't you pointing the accusatory finger like that. That's a
bold statement. Well it is, yeah, I submit it was Garrett,
(07:08):
because now Garrett is blaming loud reflection. I was there
with Andrew and Tito's is gluten free? All right? Is
potato vodka gluten free? It's all. That's all. It's all
potatoes are gluten free, right are they? Vodka is basically
just alcohol. Well, here's Uncle Johnny. Shall we say hi,
(07:31):
Uncle Johnny? Good morning, Uncle Johnny. We're doing our podcast.
How are you day? How do you what's going on
that thing? I'm just calling to find out you want
me to come in this Thursday, on the following Thursday
to make the Christmas God jail. If you want to
(07:52):
come into following a week from Thursday, we will be
here off Okay, we won't be here, but you can
come on in. No, you know what, No, don't come
in and do it a cocktail. Join us after you're
done with your doctor's appointment. Wednesday, we're doing our morning
(08:13):
show lunch. Okay, okay, well, don't sound disappointed. Let them,
let them make you a cocktail, Uncle Johnny. Oh hey,
so you don't need so you don't need, you don't
need anything. All right, Well, well we'll drink with you
on Wednesday, right, guys. Yeah, okay, so there you go.
(08:36):
I'll fill in the place and call you later. Okay, okay, great,
I'd like that, all right, love love you, Hi, guys,
how are you? Love you? Bye? Johnny? You're gay? Are
you gay? I'm good? Hey, I'm like yeah to birds
one stone cocktails right there at the work. We have
(08:59):
a bartender our lunch cocktail for uncle Johnny. That's awesome.
Or his uncle Johnny calls it a cocktail. You know,
I never used the word cocktail, and until I started
hanging out with old people, I never used the word
cocktail to me. He was just get a drink the cocktail.
To me, it's like a person like handbag, or I
think you're just drinking on highball right when you have
(09:19):
a Tito's hyeball is another old person, Yeah, Hills. The
description of the glass, well, it's it's a highball glass,
but a highball, it's I think it's just a drink.
It's a it's a it's an alcohol with just one
other thing in. It is a highball if I'm not mistakes.
The cocktail has several different ingredients. Does cocktail mean that
(09:40):
it's mixed, that it's not just one single thing, or
it's just like a whiskey on the rocks, A cocktail
also just alcohol. See, I don't think of cocktails as
being uh, a whiskey on the rocks or Martin. I
think cocktails is like a state of mind with an umbrella.
You could have an umbrella, let's go out for cocktails. Well,
it could be many things, you know. So I got
(10:01):
my degree at bartending school, taught by Cubby Bear that
was his legal name, and we had to learn the
history of cocktails, like why the fund do we need
to know how to like what a highball? A lot
of people, a lot of people depend on the bartender
to be the mixologist and to know what they're doing
and knowing the story binding cocktail is kind of nice. True,
(10:22):
but the highball is technically just alcohol and one other things.
It so happens. They call that glass will Hyeball glass
because it contains the highball. Moving back to you, anyone,
no great coil. It's like brunch, brunches a state of mind.
To me, it's more than just a food on a plate.
Anyone I agree? Have we run out of gas here?
I think so? Really? Okay, yeah, okay, are we done?
(10:48):
How many minutes? It's plenty of Have a beautiful days.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show for Minute Morning Show podcast.
Here we go around the room. There's Gandhi and they're Scary,
and there's Garrett, and there's Scotty by Scotty, and there's
Danielle and there's uh straight Nate. Froggy's on his plane
(00:28):
flying from Jacksonville to New York to join us here
for the week. I'm so excited to hope he makes it.
He always has problems whenever he comes to visit us
for whatever reason that that time, and didn't you go
to Rochester's Buffalo or solo or something. Yeah, then when
we were supposed to meet him in Iowa, didn't he
fly somewhere? And then he says the worst luck when
it comes to air travel. Guy, If I was Froggy
(00:50):
at this point, I'd be I'm not coming, it's not
worth it. And I have to fly down in Miami
for this weekend's jingle Ball. I know there will be snow.
There's always snow when I have to be somewhere. There
was one year that we were going to Miami Jingle
Bowl and we had a lot of snow before we
left that forget what year? That's what? If there's snow,
(01:10):
can't go, I can't go, but I'll miss it because
I love Wait, hold on, let's check in with Scary's
botox or whatever it is anus. What is it called?
It's zem same effect as botox. You like it. Your
eyebrows are doing a weird thing because you can't move
his smooth the baby's. But now, how would you know
(01:33):
what a baby's but feels like? Tell us now, Oh
my god, I never thought of that. That's an awful saying.
Why do we say that? Why did you say it? No,
I've never touched the baby's but but now that because
everyone says it. It's just the way of describing you've
been touching babies. But it's no, it's an idiomatic expression.
But where does it come from? Smooth as the baby's
but from way back? I don't What about sleeps like
(01:59):
a baby? A babies don't sleep very well. They're up
all freaking night, crossings like piss like a racehorse. Yeah,
well they have you ever seen you? You grew up
with horses. They pas like everyone. But when it's the
huge bladders. I was near a horse one time when
it p there was a cloud at dust that went
(02:19):
up steam. But you know, also I would I would
use a larger bladdered animal, like an elephant. He's like
an elephant that's more peas than it. Interesting fact about
rhinoceros is how you can tell a male rhinoceros tracks
from a female? Right now? How's that? Because they dragged
their penis in the sand or Gret like, there's no
(02:44):
where Garrett is at the beach, that way to the
Papa bar, the lit palapa is. Just look it up
and I gonna tell what it is. Some over our
experience Friday night at Madison Square Garden are Ze one
(03:04):
under Jiggaball concert was magical. I mean, we worked hard,
but we had a lot of fun working. Did we
not definitely talk about it. I have a great time.
So I feel so fortunate that I get to do
it with you and Danielle because everybody gets along so well.
There's never any arguing. We have a good time, we laugh,
we share everything equally. It's just awesome. So I have
fun doing a job that doesn't feel like a job,
(03:26):
and I feel like, also we have this good relationship
with so many of the artists, especially the ones that
played this year, where they know us, they've known us
for years, They feel comfortable with us. They don't feel
like it's a job when they have to come an interview,
and they're very relaxed, and I think that really makes
it easier for us. You know, we told Jake we
think he's going to get us on another BuzzFeed list,
because last time we interviewed Calvin Harris and this BuzzFeed
(03:49):
list came out talking about celebrities that are extremely tall
you don't know how tall they are, and they used
that photo of Calvin Harris with Danielle and I because
we look like little, itty bitty people. Jake is even
taller than just looked like elves. And we interviewed him
on Zoom last week and when he walked up and
my damn, I'm like, you did not look this tall
on Zoom. I did not realize he's got six six.
(04:12):
I will tell you when Jake went out on stage
I told you the story. To do his sound check,
the garden was empty, and so he was just his
voice right and it was echoing back at him, and
you could tell he was like, oh my god, I'm
hearing my voice bouncing back at me at Madison Square Garden.
What a night, What a night for Jack's and what
a night for all of them? Yeah? Good god, Ava Max.
(04:36):
She was so nice. I had never met her in
person before, and she was just so lovely. Well. I
had the pleasure of hosting a pre event with her
where we did a Q and A and she did
some songs acoustically, and let me tell you, when it's
just you and acoustic guitar and it's stripped down like that,
there's nowhere to hide. And she crushed it. She's got
some voice on it. That's what I had to sit
(04:59):
in my turn. You can't acoustic, You can't can't, Scotty
are you were really busy at jingle Ball. Thanks for
all the hard work that you do every problem. I
love walking around with you. What's that? I don't know?
I just I like what what? What do you see?
What's it like? I just I like being your guy,
(05:19):
taking you places? You know? I mean, I don't know.
Because I'm I'm the I'm the DJ wrangler, you know,
so I have to make sure all the stations DJs
are on stage when they have to be. And because
I work so close with you, you know every morning.
I just I don't know, I like being with you
there than you can retire the term d J. I
don't know what to say breakfast. Can we retire the
(05:45):
term wrangler as well? Talent? I like you might as
well call him the cowboy. Yes, it's a cheap wrangler.
It's like that, kind of like a cowboy. Well, I
just have to I just have to make sure everybody
is where they're supposed to be when are supposed to
be there. I don't know how to say that otherwise, Uh,
the talent coordinator appearance corrector that looks better on the
(06:08):
business card? What we're saying? What about the scandal backstage?
There was a scandal scandal. Someone went into the morning
shows waiting area to take the one bottle of Tito's
we had to share with everybody on the show. Really
because I took it out of my private dressing. Yeah,
we don't know. Wait a minute, maybe someone else went
(06:28):
in there because they assumed it was the morning show
waiting area, because it wasn't. That was you, it was yours.
I was trying to stole my fucking Tito's with the
little sweater on it on it Soon stole my sweater.
Tito's bottle, now my conspiracy. Louve was had a lot
of people in his in his dressing room, like a lot.
(06:48):
Like we walked by and like the room was shaking.
That was so loud. I think someone kind of walked in,
maybe from his team, and said, oh, this is just
sitting here for a few hours. Let me take it. Wow,
isn't you pointing the accusatory finger like that. That's a
bold statement. Well it is, yeah, I submit it was Garrett,
(07:08):
because now Garrett is blaming loud reflection. I was there
with Andrew and Tito's is gluten free? All right? Is
potato vodka gluten free? It's all. That's all. It's all
potatoes are gluten free, right are they? Vodka is basically
just alcohol. Well, here's Uncle Johnny. Shall we say hi,
(07:31):
Uncle Johnny? Good morning, Uncle Johnny. We're doing our podcast.
How are you day? How do you what's going on
that thing? I'm just calling to find out you want
me to come in this Thursday, on the following Thursday
to make the Christmas God jail. If you want to
(07:52):
come into following a week from Thursday, we will be
here off Okay, we won't be here, but you can
come on in. No, you know what, No, don't come
in and do it a cocktail. Join us after you're
done with your doctor's appointment. Wednesday, we're doing our morning
(08:13):
show lunch. Okay, okay, well, don't sound disappointed. Let them,
let them make you a cocktail, Uncle Johnny. Oh hey,
so you don't need so you don't need, you don't
need anything. All right, Well, well we'll drink with you
on Wednesday, right, guys. Yeah, okay, so there you go.
(08:36):
I'll fill in the place and call you later. Okay, okay, great,
I'd like that, all right, love love you, Hi, guys,
how are you? Love you? Bye? Johnny? You're gay? Are
you gay? I'm good? Hey, I'm like yeah to birds
one stone cocktails right there at the work. We have
(08:59):
a bartender our lunch cocktail for uncle Johnny. That's awesome.
Or his uncle Johnny calls it a cocktail. You know,
I never used the word cocktail, and until I started
hanging out with old people, I never used the word
cocktail to me. He was just get a drink the cocktail.
To me, it's like a person like handbag, or I
think you're just drinking on highball right when you have
(09:19):
a Tito's hyeball is another old person, Yeah, Hills. The
description of the glass, well, it's it's a highball glass,
but a highball, it's I think it's just a drink.
It's a it's a it's an alcohol with just one
other thing in. It is a highball if I'm not mistakes.
The cocktail has several different ingredients. Does cocktail mean that
(09:40):
it's mixed, that it's not just one single thing, or
it's just like a whiskey on the rocks, A cocktail
also just alcohol. See, I don't think of cocktails as
being uh, a whiskey on the rocks or Martin. I
think cocktails is like a state of mind with an umbrella.
You could have an umbrella, let's go out for cocktails. Well,
it could be many things, you know. So I got
(10:01):
my degree at bartending school, taught by Cubby Bear that
was his legal name, and we had to learn the
history of cocktails, like why the fund do we need
to know how to like what a highball? A lot
of people, a lot of people depend on the bartender
to be the mixologist and to know what they're doing
and knowing the story binding cocktail is kind of nice. True,
(10:22):
but the highball is technically just alcohol and one other things.
It so happens. They call that glass will Hyeball glass
because it contains the highball. Moving back to you, anyone,
no great coil. It's like brunch, brunches a state of mind.
To me, it's more than just a food on a plate.
Anyone I agree? Have we run out of gas here?
I think so? Really? Okay, yeah, okay, are we done?
(10:48):
How many minutes? It's plenty of Have a beautiful days.
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