December 5, 2022 • 13 mins
How did Nate get hurt while dancing and we talk about Gandhi's surprise birthday party?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm Els Morning Show, Morning Show Podcast. Look at that,
everyone's except for Froggy. We're strong. Oh he has issues today,
(00:23):
technical issues. But Gandhi's here, and there's Scary and there's
Uh in his bath his bathrobe, the freezing Garrett Scotty
b and Master Control and there's Uh straight and Nate
getting off his injury at the wedding is Danceingdrey will
get into that in a minute. Danielle is here and
(00:44):
here we go. All right, So you went all the
way to an island off the coast of Georgia to
get drunk and dance at a wedding and injury yourself.
I did. I I was really tearing up the dance floor. Um,
I don't see. I don't drink a lot anymore. So
it wasn't a true blackout because I have like moments
that I do remember. But there's a lot of like
(01:06):
holes throughout the night. If if you know, the night
was a timeline, like I'm missing from like eight oh
seven to eight fourteen. I'm missing a slice of Swiss
cheese exactly. Okay, So tell us what happened when you're Okay.
First of all, what dance were you doing? Were you
injured yourself? I don't, well, okay, I need a dance partner,
(01:30):
because I thought it was the chat chat slide. But
Heather reminded me I was dancing with one of the
fathers from the Yeah okay, oh dad, okay. So and
then he spun me around and then I tripped and
I kind of like slid across the floor, but my
(01:52):
knees went right. It was on him. Yeah. I didn't
want to say that, but he's on you because you
were drunk. You won't be wearing a skirt for a while. No,
Oh my god. But I felt bad because he's like
seventy two, and I didn't want to take him down
with me because then we would have had to call
the ampy. Yeah. Um, but no, I managed to get up.
(02:14):
You know, when you're drunk, you really don't feel the pain.
But the next day, oh boy, did you keep on dancing? Absolutely?
Oh you're a dancing machine. I really was keep on dancing? Yeah, Like,
that's not dancing, maschie, what is dancing? Keep on dancing?
With dancing? Dancing? Dancing? That's the one in six machines.
(02:38):
Another one or no love machine machine and get on
like a sex machine. What Gandhi's face is like, what? No,
I'm enjoying this. I want to keep hearing it. No
one's enjoying this. Are there any other songs about machines
(03:01):
staying on the scene like a sex machine? Or there's
what's her name, Doris in the machine? What's the name
of that group? What about machine Head? What about machine
Gun Kelly? But those are those are not? Sorry though
machine Head? Is that bush something? There's a police song
(03:22):
with a machine title. Wasn't hang on? This is boring.
Let's move on to something else. So let's talk about
Gandhi's birthday party, a surprise birthday party, and she swears
she was not tipped off. Is this true? I was
not tipped off, And I'm kind of disappointed in a
lot of you and in my boyfriend, who I have
to say is a terrible liar, because I knew something
was going on, because his behavior was just a miss
(03:44):
for the last couple of weeks. But it was great.
It was very surprised. Did you think he was cheating
on you, cheating on me by being like I'm showing up. No,
he was just suddenly like trying to make me be
on time for things, go to a place he's never
asked me to go before, like and during the rainstorm,
which he knew she wanted to stay home during the
rain and yeah, doing nothing, and he's like, we gotta go,
let's go. Come on. It was the backup plan if
(04:06):
he couldn't get you to go to Gringos at eleven
o'clock in the morning. I don't think he had a
backup plan. It was like twelve thirty, and he's like,
let's go, let's go, let's go, Like, why does it
matter for on time? Who cares? We're going to get
tacos in the middle of the day. It'll be fine,
let's go, let's go, let's go. Hurry up. It was
very annoying. Everyone was asked to be there. That was
(04:27):
the plan. People were taked by the time you got yeah,
we were telling that you'd be there around twelve ish.
Oh no, I guess counts from twelve and Scotty drove
all the way from Long Island, Jersey City, which is
a world away. I did, and I got there relatively
early too. It didn't take me that long to get there,
so I also was sitting there waiting for quite some time.
They chips and salsa while you were waiting. Um, yeah,
(04:49):
they came out eventually. Yeah, but I said, you know,
I had my one beer and I was good to go.
Scotty once again was a little bit of a bit
being a little picky about his his food. Yeah. When
we went to we went to that restaurant we used
to go to, and you ordered the soup which is
served cold, and you demanded they warm it up the microwa.
(05:09):
I thought it would taste better hot, and it did.
It was delicious. When they want stuff with the chef
and send anyway, So what is it you wanted that
they didn't have at Green Ghost? It was really simple.
They have this this beef taco that has lettuce and
tomato and cheese and whatever. It was look delicious, but
I preferred chicken. I just said to the guy, can
I just get chicken instead of beef? No, they can't
do that. I was like, what, So I just wound
(05:30):
up getting some boring chicken tacos instead. I mean they
were delicious, don't get me wrong, they were delicious, but
I really wanted a burrito. I do wonder why they
could not make the see. I think they could have.
And I think if we would have asked them the
right way, or if I would have asked them, they
definitely would have made What if I said, do you
know who we are? Don't have said unless you are someone,
(05:52):
I'll tell you what else. It was interesting when Ganda
got there and she ordered her food. She said, yes,
I'll have the Ahi tuna taco. Why didn't you order
the Gandhi taco. It's called the Gandhi taco because that's
super weird. I think to be like, Hi, I'll take
the Gandhi tuna tar taco. No way. So I just
order to order the tuna taco and they know anyways,
just like no pineapple sautad. Yes, it sounds kind of
(06:15):
the dish with your name on it, I know, but
if you're someplace that something's named after you, you should
just order yourself. Have to say, how eat me, thank
you if your name is Caesar salad salad. One of
my favorite things, though, is to watch people eat my
taco for the first time. I have not tried it
(06:37):
before because the reviews are always great. It's a good one.
Crunched Taco Tara had it for the first time. Well,
so all in all, you had a great birthday. Yeah,
it was wonderful, very surprising because I never really do
birthday stuff because we're always working, like all day, so
which we will be again this year. But it was fun,
very excited. Wait are we working on your birthday? Right? Yeah,
(06:58):
we're here all day. I'm here. That's a photo day. Yeah, five,
well out about four we're doing, isn't that? No? Isn't
that also the I Heart Radio New York City Christmas Party? Yeah,
we don't go to that. I was invited to that.
I don't think I usually end up there. Nobody we
need COVID the last year. Everyone who got COVID last year.
(07:23):
We don't need more super spreaders in our life. You
know that COVID thing is still hanging on. COVID is
actually picking up in some areas. It's COVID flu or
rs V. Take your pick, guys, which one would you like?
On my flight back? Put on a mask, dude. You
know what, when you're shopping. I was in Target the
other day, and I understand you've got to get stuff done.
(07:46):
Sometimes your kids are coughing. These kids were coughing and
the parents don't teach them to cover their mouth. They
were like everything in the aisle, I'm like, I don't
even like you doing the example. And this is me.
I'm from like two os over. I'm gonna away from
this kid. Do you ever hold your breath around people? Like? Yes, absolutely,
(08:07):
we have to say we love you, Diana on the camera.
But here's my favorite thing. Okay, so look at Nate. Okay,
Scotty b oh, back to Nate. She's getting all sorts
of exercises in the midsection. She really is. She's got
to have one really strong shoulder exactly. Yeah, that one.
All right, what's next on the list? Anyone? Look at
(08:29):
he really looks like he's about to fall asleep. I'm good.
Are you tired? Oh no, no, no, you know what
it is, Danielle. It's the botox. Oh cas, what're talking about? No,
it's not, by the way, botox should not do that.
But wait wait, yes he doesn't less. That line is less.
(08:50):
It's just they just lessened. My cree look surprised. They
face the more to go. It's been five days. It
should you might have to go back for a tweak
that No, no, I'm good right now. They did a
little bit of your on the crow's feet. Okay, so
how much didn't take to do this? Was his so
(09:12):
x EO M I N Zeman. That is what I
chose instead of Botox. They're different serums, so I chose
the Zeeman serum of course. So I got injected with
Zeeman and uh they say that it's a quicker onset
and a quicker offset than botox when it does kick in,
and it's uh, there's it's more pure, it's more pure.
(09:32):
There's no additives in the way botox. We have his
dad's take on on all of this. Well, Garrett caught
us this more cutting me actually, Nate and I this
morning by the coffee machine talking about this stuff, and
then he comes out of the studio and he goes, man,
oh man, would eighteen year old skier he ever be
(09:53):
thinking that he'd be sitting around a coffee machine one
day with his co worker talking about botox injections. Well,
you know what, I love, I as Garretson, I would
love to hear what your father and he has to
say about this, because we love every year when you
bring those those uh salt Brian injected turkeys Thanksgiving. This year,
I want you to take a turkey shot with semen
(10:18):
being completely honest, No, please don't. My parents. My parents
heard for the first time that I got it done
on the radio when we were discussing it, and I
still have not had a conversation with them on the
phone about it, so they haven't. I don't think anything you,
anything you do, surprises him. So you know what, at
our appearance on Friday, I like to start conversations with
(10:41):
something controversial, so I'll be like, tell me something I
don't know about you. Scary is fun fact that I
did not know about him. He wore makeup to the
appearance to cover up the red face. You know what's funny.
I noticed that because I had an appearance with him
before your appearance and We're standing on the stage and
there were lights on us, and I'm standing there and
I don't want to say anything, but I'm like, I
(11:01):
swear he has makeup on I. I had a little
bit of concealer because I did. I had micro needling
done as well, and it was causing like, um um
do micro needling When you have things coming up, you
have to have downtime for that. I don't know. I
don't I'm wearing. I was like, I didn't know that.
(11:22):
All right, cool, good, Okay, So Garrett, is it that
cold back in your studio? Elvis it is fifty degrees
in my students. Take you can we'll just take a
quick tour of this. Can we all go down there, Diana,
let's go. Let's go down there. Let's feel how cold is.
But somebody has to stay because no one's going to
hear anything. Scott and I will stay. Report back. You
(11:44):
can turn on the microphone on the camera, report back.
You know what it is. Usually it is so freaking
hot in here. It's amazing that his studio is just
down the hall and the temperature differences between here and
there are astronomical, And I don't understand how that happens
when on the same cooling and heating system. I think
they divert the flow. I think they can do. They
(12:05):
can divert the flow because there's nothing going back that hallway. Nothing.
By the way, it's kind of weird because right now,
if you're watching this, you're seeing them but hearing us
and not hearing them. I really should have kept like
a porn tab open on the computer, Captain opened, meaning
it was open during the show. Oh here they come.
How was it? It's dark and cold. It's like a cave.
(12:27):
It's a cave like your heart. Whoever's watching the podcast,
they saw it and they heard us talking about it.
But you know what it feels. It feels like a guy,
a landlord trying to push out their tenant where they
turn off the heat and the water hold on. That's
what's going on. But we're actually moving like they feel
like we gotta get you out of here now, and
that's what they're doing to be Do you want to leave?
(12:48):
Fuck you? Well, that's what they're doing. Well, it's like
it's like to the printer out there is out of
toner and we're only here for another week and a
half or so, so they're not buying us new toner.
Last time I checks, we're still here for a weekend
or so, so still doing shows. We're still producing revenue
for this company without you must direct your printed items
to my printer because there's no toner out there. Oh,
(13:09):
who's gonna get drunk with power? He's worried about toner.
I'm worried about staying warm more important to me? Or
what else is going on? Are we done it? Was
just kind of a fifteen minute morning show, free for
all everyone. The fifteen minute morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm Els Morning Show, Morning Show Podcast. Look at that,
everyone's except for Froggy. We're strong. Oh he has issues today,
(00:23):
technical issues. But Gandhi's here, and there's Scary and there's
Uh in his bath his bathrobe, the freezing Garrett Scotty
b and Master Control and there's Uh straight and Nate
getting off his injury at the wedding is Danceingdrey will
get into that in a minute. Danielle is here and
(00:44):
here we go. All right, So you went all the
way to an island off the coast of Georgia to
get drunk and dance at a wedding and injury yourself.
I did. I I was really tearing up the dance floor. Um,
I don't see. I don't drink a lot anymore. So
it wasn't a true blackout because I have like moments
that I do remember. But there's a lot of like
(01:06):
holes throughout the night. If if you know, the night
was a timeline, like I'm missing from like eight oh
seven to eight fourteen. I'm missing a slice of Swiss
cheese exactly. Okay, So tell us what happened when you're Okay.
First of all, what dance were you doing? Were you
injured yourself? I don't, well, okay, I need a dance partner,
(01:30):
because I thought it was the chat chat slide. But
Heather reminded me I was dancing with one of the
fathers from the Yeah okay, oh dad, okay. So and
then he spun me around and then I tripped and
I kind of like slid across the floor, but my
(01:52):
knees went right. It was on him. Yeah. I didn't
want to say that, but he's on you because you
were drunk. You won't be wearing a skirt for a while. No,
Oh my god. But I felt bad because he's like
seventy two, and I didn't want to take him down
with me because then we would have had to call
the ampy. Yeah. Um, but no, I managed to get up.
(02:14):
You know, when you're drunk, you really don't feel the pain.
But the next day, oh boy, did you keep on dancing? Absolutely?
Oh you're a dancing machine. I really was keep on dancing? Yeah, Like,
that's not dancing, maschie, what is dancing? Keep on dancing?
With dancing? Dancing? Dancing? That's the one in six machines.
(02:38):
Another one or no love machine machine and get on
like a sex machine. What Gandhi's face is like, what? No,
I'm enjoying this. I want to keep hearing it. No
one's enjoying this. Are there any other songs about machines
(03:01):
staying on the scene like a sex machine? Or there's
what's her name, Doris in the machine? What's the name
of that group? What about machine Head? What about machine
Gun Kelly? But those are those are not? Sorry though
machine Head? Is that bush something? There's a police song
(03:22):
with a machine title. Wasn't hang on? This is boring.
Let's move on to something else. So let's talk about
Gandhi's birthday party, a surprise birthday party, and she swears
she was not tipped off. Is this true? I was
not tipped off, And I'm kind of disappointed in a
lot of you and in my boyfriend, who I have
to say is a terrible liar, because I knew something
was going on, because his behavior was just a miss
(03:44):
for the last couple of weeks. But it was great.
It was very surprised. Did you think he was cheating
on you, cheating on me by being like I'm showing up. No,
he was just suddenly like trying to make me be
on time for things, go to a place he's never
asked me to go before, like and during the rainstorm,
which he knew she wanted to stay home during the
rain and yeah, doing nothing, and he's like, we gotta go,
let's go. Come on. It was the backup plan if
(04:06):
he couldn't get you to go to Gringos at eleven
o'clock in the morning. I don't think he had a
backup plan. It was like twelve thirty, and he's like,
let's go, let's go, let's go, Like, why does it
matter for on time? Who cares? We're going to get
tacos in the middle of the day. It'll be fine,
let's go, let's go, let's go. Hurry up. It was
very annoying. Everyone was asked to be there. That was
(04:27):
the plan. People were taked by the time you got yeah,
we were telling that you'd be there around twelve ish.
Oh no, I guess counts from twelve and Scotty drove
all the way from Long Island, Jersey City, which is
a world away. I did, and I got there relatively
early too. It didn't take me that long to get there,
so I also was sitting there waiting for quite some time.
They chips and salsa while you were waiting. Um, yeah,
(04:49):
they came out eventually. Yeah, but I said, you know,
I had my one beer and I was good to go.
Scotty once again was a little bit of a bit
being a little picky about his his food. Yeah. When
we went to we went to that restaurant we used
to go to, and you ordered the soup which is
served cold, and you demanded they warm it up the microwa.
(05:09):
I thought it would taste better hot, and it did.
It was delicious. When they want stuff with the chef
and send anyway, So what is it you wanted that
they didn't have at Green Ghost? It was really simple.
They have this this beef taco that has lettuce and
tomato and cheese and whatever. It was look delicious, but
I preferred chicken. I just said to the guy, can
I just get chicken instead of beef? No, they can't
do that. I was like, what, So I just wound
(05:30):
up getting some boring chicken tacos instead. I mean they
were delicious, don't get me wrong, they were delicious, but
I really wanted a burrito. I do wonder why they
could not make the see. I think they could have.
And I think if we would have asked them the
right way, or if I would have asked them, they
definitely would have made What if I said, do you
know who we are? Don't have said unless you are someone,
(05:52):
I'll tell you what else. It was interesting when Ganda
got there and she ordered her food. She said, yes,
I'll have the Ahi tuna taco. Why didn't you order
the Gandhi taco. It's called the Gandhi taco because that's
super weird. I think to be like, Hi, I'll take
the Gandhi tuna tar taco. No way. So I just
order to order the tuna taco and they know anyways,
just like no pineapple sautad. Yes, it sounds kind of
(06:15):
the dish with your name on it, I know, but
if you're someplace that something's named after you, you should
just order yourself. Have to say, how eat me, thank
you if your name is Caesar salad salad. One of
my favorite things, though, is to watch people eat my
taco for the first time. I have not tried it
(06:37):
before because the reviews are always great. It's a good one.
Crunched Taco Tara had it for the first time. Well,
so all in all, you had a great birthday. Yeah,
it was wonderful, very surprising because I never really do
birthday stuff because we're always working, like all day, so
which we will be again this year. But it was fun,
very excited. Wait are we working on your birthday? Right? Yeah,
(06:58):
we're here all day. I'm here. That's a photo day. Yeah, five,
well out about four we're doing, isn't that? No? Isn't
that also the I Heart Radio New York City Christmas Party? Yeah,
we don't go to that. I was invited to that.
I don't think I usually end up there. Nobody we
need COVID the last year. Everyone who got COVID last year.
(07:23):
We don't need more super spreaders in our life. You
know that COVID thing is still hanging on. COVID is
actually picking up in some areas. It's COVID flu or
rs V. Take your pick, guys, which one would you like?
On my flight back? Put on a mask, dude. You
know what, when you're shopping. I was in Target the
other day, and I understand you've got to get stuff done.
(07:46):
Sometimes your kids are coughing. These kids were coughing and
the parents don't teach them to cover their mouth. They
were like everything in the aisle, I'm like, I don't
even like you doing the example. And this is me.
I'm from like two os over. I'm gonna away from
this kid. Do you ever hold your breath around people? Like? Yes, absolutely,
(08:07):
we have to say we love you, Diana on the camera.
But here's my favorite thing. Okay, so look at Nate. Okay,
Scotty b oh, back to Nate. She's getting all sorts
of exercises in the midsection. She really is. She's got
to have one really strong shoulder exactly. Yeah, that one.
All right, what's next on the list? Anyone? Look at
(08:29):
he really looks like he's about to fall asleep. I'm good.
Are you tired? Oh no, no, no, you know what
it is, Danielle. It's the botox. Oh cas, what're talking about? No,
it's not, by the way, botox should not do that.
But wait wait, yes he doesn't less. That line is less.
(08:50):
It's just they just lessened. My cree look surprised. They
face the more to go. It's been five days. It
should you might have to go back for a tweak
that No, no, I'm good right now. They did a
little bit of your on the crow's feet. Okay, so
how much didn't take to do this? Was his so
(09:12):
x EO M I N Zeman. That is what I
chose instead of Botox. They're different serums, so I chose
the Zeeman serum of course. So I got injected with
Zeeman and uh they say that it's a quicker onset
and a quicker offset than botox when it does kick in,
and it's uh, there's it's more pure, it's more pure.
(09:32):
There's no additives in the way botox. We have his
dad's take on on all of this. Well, Garrett caught
us this more cutting me actually, Nate and I this
morning by the coffee machine talking about this stuff, and
then he comes out of the studio and he goes, man,
oh man, would eighteen year old skier he ever be
(09:53):
thinking that he'd be sitting around a coffee machine one
day with his co worker talking about botox injections. Well,
you know what, I love, I as Garretson, I would
love to hear what your father and he has to
say about this, because we love every year when you
bring those those uh salt Brian injected turkeys Thanksgiving. This year,
I want you to take a turkey shot with semen
(10:18):
being completely honest, No, please don't. My parents. My parents
heard for the first time that I got it done
on the radio when we were discussing it, and I
still have not had a conversation with them on the
phone about it, so they haven't. I don't think anything you,
anything you do, surprises him. So you know what, at
our appearance on Friday, I like to start conversations with
(10:41):
something controversial, so I'll be like, tell me something I
don't know about you. Scary is fun fact that I
did not know about him. He wore makeup to the
appearance to cover up the red face. You know what's funny.
I noticed that because I had an appearance with him
before your appearance and We're standing on the stage and
there were lights on us, and I'm standing there and
I don't want to say anything, but I'm like, I
(11:01):
swear he has makeup on I. I had a little
bit of concealer because I did. I had micro needling
done as well, and it was causing like, um um
do micro needling When you have things coming up, you
have to have downtime for that. I don't know. I
don't I'm wearing. I was like, I didn't know that.
(11:22):
All right, cool, good, Okay, So Garrett, is it that
cold back in your studio? Elvis it is fifty degrees
in my students. Take you can we'll just take a
quick tour of this. Can we all go down there, Diana,
let's go. Let's go down there. Let's feel how cold is.
But somebody has to stay because no one's going to
hear anything. Scott and I will stay. Report back. You
(11:44):
can turn on the microphone on the camera, report back.
You know what it is. Usually it is so freaking
hot in here. It's amazing that his studio is just
down the hall and the temperature differences between here and
there are astronomical, And I don't understand how that happens
when on the same cooling and heating system. I think
they divert the flow. I think they can do. They
(12:05):
can divert the flow because there's nothing going back that hallway. Nothing.
By the way, it's kind of weird because right now,
if you're watching this, you're seeing them but hearing us
and not hearing them. I really should have kept like
a porn tab open on the computer, Captain opened, meaning
it was open during the show. Oh here they come.
How was it? It's dark and cold. It's like a cave.
(12:27):
It's a cave like your heart. Whoever's watching the podcast,
they saw it and they heard us talking about it.
But you know what it feels. It feels like a guy,
a landlord trying to push out their tenant where they
turn off the heat and the water hold on. That's
what's going on. But we're actually moving like they feel
like we gotta get you out of here now, and
that's what they're doing to be Do you want to leave?
(12:48):
Fuck you? Well, that's what they're doing. Well, it's like
it's like to the printer out there is out of
toner and we're only here for another week and a
half or so, so they're not buying us new toner.
Last time I checks, we're still here for a weekend
or so, so still doing shows. We're still producing revenue
for this company without you must direct your printed items
to my printer because there's no toner out there. Oh,
(13:09):
who's gonna get drunk with power? He's worried about toner.
I'm worried about staying warm more important to me? Or
what else is going on? Are we done it? Was
just kind of a fifteen minute morning show, free for
all everyone. The fifteen minute morning Show
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