Lewis Capaldi Takeover

We start the podcast then Lewis Capaldi takes over the entire podcast! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute
Morning Show Podcast. Hell, let's see who's here today. We've

(00:23):
got Froggy and Jacksonville. We've got Gandhi and Columbus. We've
got Daniel in suburban New Jersey. We've got Scott to
be in the other room. And we've got Garrett here
in our room. And there's so Scary's here somewhere. I'm
right over here where he's not on a zoom here,
and Nate's here. They're sharing, they're sharing a camera. And

(00:47):
here's Nate's hand. All right, that was kind of creepy. Hey,
cure of the hand? Wait? Oh god, okay, well that
was that. Oh Louis Capaldi leaving? He was still here
that whole time. Yeah, he's working man, he's busy. Louis Capaldi.

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Now he's in there with the serial killers and Scott.
What's going on? What we're going to take a picture
with the Lewis in front of the serial library. We'll
bring him over. Well, no, he's more important in here.
Hang on, we'll take a picture. You like, what is
this swing old podcast? Get Louis Capaldi and we don't.

(01:29):
The serial killer's picture goes first before the don't put
him on camera. Okay, this is the podcast we're doing,
so you can use foul language if you fuck Yah
Louisa too much and Scotland we use a lot. Is

(01:53):
it less pungent over there? The way? Do you guys
see it? I want to see it in there? Everyone
cover ideo. So I would be like, he's a good count,
which means he's a good guy. Yeah, we would use it.
We're gonna use it for that thing. And also when
you guys say it, it sounds a lot harsher. Yeah,
you know what I mean. So would say, oh, he's
a good count or she's a sound count, or like

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I said, it just means it just means like person
or some or something. Daniel Gandhi, what are you thinking about? Yeah,
I'm here. Yeah, no, no, no, no, favorite curse word.
This word does not bother me. All right. Sorts of
words that you use over there that we don't like.
I heard about announce or something turned on announces like

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it's like a pedophile. Yeah, really, you really brought the
tone down there. It's good at that it's near and dear,
we were told never to speak of and she was
alive act and the Queen's fanny. Yeah, fannies your vagina,
sea walls over here, Yeah you fannies nothing fannies, fannies

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you're asked here, right, But fannies your your vagina. And
Scotland okay, yeah, but I'm looking for a cigarette over there.
What would I ask you that you get a fact?
But Scottland we all say a snout. I'd have a
can I have a snout? Off you? It's not dirty, No,
it's not. Yeah. Yeah, but then there's load other ones
with vagina. You know what, menge clunge and plunge clung

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is pretty gross. I'm trying to think, well else mentioned
Clunes are the two biggest ones. One, sorry, I've got
scott mention mention Clunes are pretty bag. What else can
you think? Any right? Acts? One? I think your bag? Yeah,

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mention clunge. Yes, what we like doing this podcast and
the government is not regulating what we say? Yeah, fuck
fuck the government, yeah exactly. But we can't put this
on the radio though. That's the difference, Like we can't
take this podcast and put on Oh that's fine, welcome

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to That's why daniel and Gandhi or they feel just
like we do and we feel freed ourselves. No one
has a more foul mouth than Danielle. We can say
fuck it, Louis, yeah, fuck it, fuck fu these motherfuckers. No,
not anyone, And that's true. I just didn't know. It's like,

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we worked four hours where we can't do it, and
we have fifteen minutes to do it. All we want
a minute podcast that's probably called the fifteen minute Morning
show podcast. Oh well, what else can I? Exactly? We've
got managed clunge. I'm gonna start using clunge. Clue that
sounds really groops, but you're kind of like, well, I'll
get it. Sounds like the word plunge, plunge, plunge into

(04:58):
the clunge. Exactly can you be can you be clungy
or can you not add to it? I guess you
could be like a clungey smell and they, oh, by
the way, now the answer is you will not. But
here in the States, we have this dumb TikTok thing going.
It's called the one Chip Challenge. You mean, kids are

(05:20):
actually going to hospitals, all right, wow because of this
one chip. It's so spicy, right, are you going to
eat it? Right? If we all break it up into
like little I don't want any of it. Why would I?
If I see a train coming, I'm not going to
jump in front of you, but we could jump a
little pieces, We could jump about it. Why would you?
Garrett brought this in. I know it's pop culture and

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something to talk about, but no one in the right
mind would eat one of these stupid things. I said, Well,
people can get like stomach also and do it. I
kind of do, but I don't have need. Scotty, do
you have milk? Yeah? He has milk? Yeah, milk. Yeah.
They're saying, you know, eat Darry drinking dairy dat. No, no,

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never mind, I got a full day ahead of me
next time. Oh yeah, remember that was way losing the
Mazas days. This is we're doing here in the States, Louis.
You come back and we're a mess. I go away
for one year and this is what I come back to.

(06:26):
We were a mess long before that. Yeah alright, So
did you did you see their entire library of cereals?
I did see that. I don't know many of them.
We don't know many of those either. From around Are
they always here. Yeah, I'm getting a note. He's got
to go. All right. Well listen, guys, that's been real.

(06:48):
Thank you for having me on Clungeon. Many didn't push
you around like that. Well listen, I am just a
number to this record. La. These guys will drop me
and second if I stop making them money. Louis Amy
actually called me artists number four thousand and seven the
other day because they forgot your real name. Yeah, Amy's Amy.

(07:10):
They what you guys being so forceful and pushy. Louis
is our favorite. Yeah, okay, okay, tell that to my
streams favorite. I think I think we all know what
Holy's done a lot better than Yeah. Yeah, the Sam
Smith song, I think we all saw the streams. That's

(07:33):
artists number three, six, nine nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they
called them Sam you need you need competits. Then it
looks like, yeah, I do needy. I love competitor. She's got.
She brought an EP and one of the songs on
it was called the Throat Coat, where she's like, love
it big or small, I'm the throat. She's a legend,

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absolutely love and after that, yeah, yeah, we met her.
She was in Vegas. We talked to her for a
long time. She's just a nice, nice person and that's
how she's good. Everything about it. Yeah, I get out
of here. Thank you, guys. Mention Ero zero seven, gut busting,

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laughed out, get it, I get it. They're talking. We
hear you, we hear you. Funny. He may be one
of the funniest people we've ever had in the studio.
He maybe he maybe yeah, yeah he and uh Bill
nice science guy. Hey, so what's going on to Columbus.
You're there for your sister's wedding. Gandhi, I am um.

(08:41):
Not a lot really popping off in Columbus right now.
One of the guys from the old show just walked
in while we were doing the podcast. I shoot him
out of here. But it's it's cool, just getting ready
for this wedding. And so because of the storm in Florida,
your sister is already experiencing if you uh, we're not comings. Yeah,
some people because if they were flying out Wednesday evening
or Thursday, they're flying it have been canceled and there's
no way for them to get on another flight because

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the airports are shutting down, so they're just not coming.
A couple have said that they will drive, but I
don't know that that's a great idea, and that's a
really long drive. Well, yeah, if the storms as bad
as his, hey, it's gonna be getting back home would
definitely be a challenge. So sad because Froggy this morning
has been talking about how the neighborhood where he grew
up in where he grew up in Tampa, along with

(09:23):
the neighborhood where Gandhi's parents still home have a home.
There's saying there's a very good chance it's gonna be
totally demolished. Well, they're actually very different neighborhoods. Actually, I
grew up somewhere different that where my parents lived when
they lived next to Gandhi. But even that the place
where Gandhi's parents lived, they're definitely going to experience some
very high winds and lots of rain. I'm not sure
the storm surge will be a complete issue there. But

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where I grew up at was right on the Tampa Bay.
That the part of the neighborhood was on the Tampa
Bay and the other part was what was, you know,
a couple of hundred yards inland, not not very far.
We weren't on the water, but the neighborhood was and
my dad does not listen to the show. And my
dad sent me a text just a few minutes ago
and says, sun at this storm hits where they say,
it's going to the childhood home that you grew up
and will no longer be standing. Oh God, I hope

(10:06):
it does. That is not the case, I do. I
hope it's not. I really do. We need to figure
out ways to dismantle the hurricane. Like we sent that
little rocket up to crash into the asteroid or whatever
that was, we need to do that with hurricane. You
have to reverse wind. How do we do that? Get
Nate to go out there and talk at it. What
about like the stuff that you put in your closet,

(10:27):
you know, you know, the stuff you put in like
a closet that absorbs moisture and takes the moisture to
Why can't we get like a seven forty seven jumbo
plane full of that ship and just go fly it
over the hurricane and dump it in there. See, we
have a lot of good ideas. I don't know if
I say we got to go fund me for this
and then we see what happened, let's do I mean
this is the brain Trust. Look, if you're watching this

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and you're in Florida, or if you have family or
friends in Florida getting ready for the action, We're here
with you, We're thinking about you. We gotta get out
of here. This has been the fifteen minute Morning sho
podcast with quite the wide variety. I learned a lot,
I learned a lot of words today. Let's not repeat that.
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