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October 26, 2022 15 mins

Some of the show believes that we all need our own private bathrooms for different reasons?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm Elvis fifteen minute morning Show? Okay, who was that?

(00:25):
The hell's going on? I think Elvis's Mike is still
on that aw Does he know that he's on right now?
What do? I don't know? But let's shut him off.
I think he's done. I see I make those noises
when I get up too, So I'm assuming he got
up out of his chair. So that was sound like
a good The creakiness of getting up was done doing

(00:47):
something else. Well, based on the time he finished something
else to the time we heard that noise, he must
be pretty quick, right, So do you everybody make those
noises getting up sitting down? And I do? I do it,
putting my shoes off, I get up, Okay, ready, I

(01:10):
do it getting out of bed in the morning. That's
when when I roll over and how come on, I'm
peeing at the urinal. That always has to be that
guy in the toilet going like you have to do
you have to make noises while you're sitting on the toilet.
Maybe he's got a problem. No, it's like ah, like
it's so really, it's relief. It's like a grumble, right,

(01:31):
it's almost like it's almost like a sigh of relief.
It's almost like holding it for seven years. Yeah, Like
I will say, I have made like comfort noises when
there's other people in there because I don't want them
to hear the splashing, so I'll be like, uh and
then just you reach back and you flush right at
that moment. I do not I hate Gandhi please chime in.

(01:54):
I hate flushing when I'm sitting because you get that
water spring in the world, the flush when you're on
the toilet. Myself, Nope, I've tried to jump away from
the toilet, hit my head on the door getting away
from the poop blu. So what do you do while
you're going people? Don't you have a courtesy flush while
you're going in with it there and just smell your
own How long are you guys taking in the bathroom

(02:18):
in case you're gonna catching I get in at five
and I stand up at five nineteen, so it's funny
down it falls out and you're done. No, you just
go to the bathroom and leave the bathroom. You need
time for the spinker to close back up properly. Scotty
is so on the mark. So when I do overnights

(02:40):
at the radio station. He goes five twenty exactly, I
will be back into in the studio, and sure enough
within ten seconds of five twenty. He is constantly there
Monday through Friday. So I'm extremely regular. Yeah he is.
But you know what I do so in the bathroom
when you so to be. If I'm in one stall
and someone else is in there, I wait until someone
starts flushing before I go for a toilet paper. Really,

(03:02):
why kind of the mass the sound? I don't know
I'm wiping my butt? Why because it's weirder If they
didn't think you were wiping your butt, well, they could
have just been assuming like always, you know, having some trouble,
or maybe he's just sitting there or whatever the case
may be. But I don't want them to know I'm
wiping my butt as they're right next to me like that.
I wait until they flushed the toilet. It is a

(03:22):
weird thing. The new place is going to be a
problem for all of us. I'm telling you, please, Scotty.
And like the bathroom is closer, doesn't matter. There's only
one of them. No, there's two, there's two. There's two.
It's because I tried to get them to change the
men's room to the girl, there's only one men's room
in one women's room for us, Yeah, there's four and

(03:46):
the other Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
The the oh yeah, private place to do our business
is not private. There's gonna be so many people that
come in at that time of the morning, and I'm
gonna have a problem because when someone comes in, I
must stop, and you're gonna be the first one in,
so we're all gonna know who screwed it up first
people come in before us. Are we going to have

(04:08):
access to other floors like we do here, Scotty, you
need to go peep your other bathroom scouted out beforehand
and then just go to the other. Well, here's the quay,
which floor to all the executives hang out on, because
that's where you should go. Just mess up their bathroom
and their bathrooms probably much nicer in their private jet. Danielle,
Where why did you need the bathroom changed? So the

(04:29):
girls the men's room is a couple of feet closer
to the studio than feet. So I just said to
the guy. Because they hadn't finished, you know, construction, there
were shut up so I turned around to the guy
and I go, hey, hey, hey, how can you just
switch these? And he goes, what do you mean? I
go like, we've never had a bathroom this close? Could
you like switch them for me? And he goes, I

(04:50):
wish I could, but I can't. I'm like, Okay, aren't there? Yes?
There are? Now are you going to use those? I
don't think there were when I when I asked for
the Daniel, Do you realize that you were going to
short the people on the other side of the building,
swamping the men's and women's room. Yes, not important, It's

(05:11):
not much of a change it. I'm just gonna go
in the sink. You know what I did fight for.
I did fight for in our green room, like put
a bathroom in there, because what guests wants to go
share the bathroom with forty other people? And then we
could have used the green room back they said no,
no plumbing over here. Whatever I tried, Why can't we

(05:31):
use the plumbing where the coffee machine is gonna be?
Let's just use that drain. I don't think it's the
same kind of thing. I'm pretty sure you need for that.
Do you see the bathrooms in up in Buffalo at
the stadium there at their troughs school A lot of those.
I don't like those troughs. They go right down to
the ground, like the little you're pink onto the floor.

(05:55):
I like when they put ice in them, though. Really, yeah,
it's a game, the melty. I yeah, you girls can't
play that, but we can. I think they do that
to eliminate splatter, right, I don't know why they do it. Yeah, okay, yeah,
that's why I used the little nuggets. Like Chick fil
a ice, they used the good ice usually when they
do that. I think it's really so they don't have
to really flush it because you don't flush that, the

(06:16):
ice just kind of self flushes, so they save water.
I'm sure Chick fil a is very happy to have
their product mentioned. If you get one of those ice
cubes has like the little like the little dish in it,
you don't want that. Then it splatters all over the place.
So it's strategic running into a spoon. Yeah, what kind
of ice us? But yeah, back to Scottie's length of time,

(06:38):
I'm I'm probably a good ten to fifteen minutes. I
do my wortle and quirtle and turtal on there and
relaxing and turtle and a little squirtle, a little squirrel. Now,
I haven't had that problem lately, ever since I started
taking my silium husk, which I highly recommend to all
of you. What sillium husk. Fillium husk binds you up.

(07:00):
It's a heavy fiber, so it binds you up. It's
goes right out. And let's change the cot topic of
conversation talk about here, please, let's I still am amazed
that it takes you guys that long to sit on
the bowl. Well, we enjoy it. Danielle doesn't poop legs
fall asleep, that's a problem. Yes, I have fallen down

(07:23):
because it's actually really funny. Do you guys pee fast?
Because I pee very fast. I've been told do you
have a penis? Or been asked do you have a penis?
Because you pee so fast. I've never seen anyone pe
that fast. But I don't know what it is. I
just for some reason, I'm a slope peer, So I
am no I was. I was enlightening Scottie and Andrew
on Bowl Chat yesterday. Another great fabulous podcast, Elvis Random.

(07:48):
The title of this should be called Bowl chat really
should be, but it's done sometimes done. Yeah, Bowl Chat
part two part do. But yeah, there's a little spot
behind your froggy, I'm glad does this a little spot
behind your scrow to them that you pressed to get
the last drops a p out. I've never heard of this,
and I'm not going to show question. How exactly do

(08:10):
you want him to show you, like on himself or
on you? And how did you discover snoopy dolls? Having Uh,
we talked about it on the show one day that
I had trouble going to the bathroom and then somebody
texted in, thank you Texter, random Texter. They said, hey,
push behind your scrolled them to get the last few
drops out. And I've been doing it ever since. It's
been like a year. A work can walk around with

(08:33):
wet underworld dare all right? Who wants to bring something up?
Can I tell you I went shopping at this store yesterday.
There's these stores are popping up across the country. There's
like six or seven of them at this point. No, No,
it's called crazy Savings every Day or something like that.

(08:58):
And yeah, it's every day crazy hot deals is what
it's called. And what it does is on Friday's they
restocked the whole store. Okay, so when they open on Friday,
everything in the store is ten dollars, no matter what
it is, whatever's left the next day, and then it's
five dollars, then it's three dollars, then it's two dollars.

(09:19):
I went yesterday on two dollar Day and I got
about two dollars worth of stuff for twenty six dollars.
It's all like Amazon returns and and all that they
buy big lots, they buy bulk. It's called create uh
every Day Crazy hot Deals. It looks it seems very

(09:40):
shady when you go in there because they have like
name brand stuff and if you go on two dollar Day,
you get it for two dollars, like they boast on
TikTok how they have uh iPhones and all this kind
of like Cooper got a Kate Spade um iPhone cover
from when it was on four dollar Days. She got
it for four bucks. So it's and it's weird. It's
just like these big bins full of wrap. It's a

(10:00):
huge it almost seems like a huge gross flea market.
But I got I'm telling you, I got like these
neut Regina um Sunscreens yesterday a two pac for four bucks.
It's usually like twenty No, it's not expired stuff, it's not.
It's Are these all like Amazon palettes? It's yeah, it's all.

(10:23):
It's all returns. It's not all. It's a Target. There's
a lot of Target stuff too. They have crazy hot
deals USA dot Com. It's that. It's that, but that
the store that I went to is not listed on
there yet because there's one in Memphis. Houston. Hey, you
could go Elvis could go in Houston. I wonder if
the website is explains why the deals are so good,

(10:44):
because there has to be some nomblies like my my
other daughters, Like, dude, this place is suss when we
walked in, because it was like it's like it's it's
super shady. But they have some they have some great
deals that you can find. Here is the explanation. Scary.
The question was how can you sell brand new, brand
name items so cheap? Answer. We work with both national
and international Big Bucks retailers as well as Amazon to

(11:07):
buy pallets and pallets of return merchandise at a fraction
of the retail cost. This allows us to pass along
the discounts to you. But the thing is like a
lot of the stuff like you could go turn around
and put on eBay for four or five times the price,
So why wouldn't they just do that? That's that's why.
It's just it's a time issue because you know you've

(11:27):
listed stuff on eBay. You've got to list this stuff.
You Those pallets are big too. It's scary. They're they're
not just like they're huge pallets, and it's not just
one specific thing. These Amazon pallets that people are buying
online are random things. It could be a vacuum, it
could be cereal, it could be a hair brush like
several and and you don't know where you're getting. And

(11:48):
that's why apparently at this store on Friday mornings, when
they open on ten dollar Day, that's when they have
all the good stuff that first comes out. There's massive
lines because now you can't Yes, uh, this is like
the Disney Warehouse. It's so interesting, it's weird and gross,
like I wanted to I was annoyed that I didn't
have gloves on sifting through the stuff because it just

(12:09):
felt gross and I'm like, I probably shouldn't be breathing
in here. Are they on shelves. Are they in bins?
There's these big bins that are it's a massive It
used to be a Michael's Arts and craft store, so
it's like that's pretty much what it is. Here says
what's the most. I don't know if this makes sense,
what's the most One item you've sold has been resold

(12:31):
for Maybe I'm having a stroke reading it, but it
says we've had one customer find a brand new pair
of binoculars that he paid ten dollars for. He then
sold it on eBay a couple of weeks later for
seventeen hundred dollars. Scott's hoarding all the stuff that we're
throwing away, Yeah, I will not equivocally saying all of
that stuff is. I think we all should chip in

(12:52):
and get one palette and then see what we could flip. Well,
I've been watching some of those videos too. There are
people that will buy boxes and boxes have returned from
Amazon and they just tear them open and hope for
the best. This one girl spent like thirty and only
got worth But it's a crap. It's a gamble. It's
a crap. Shoot, it's a gamble. Yeah, Why why is
Amazon not just restocking. I think. I think once it's returned,

(13:14):
they cannot sell it as new again, so I guess
that's what they do, and they sell it to like resellers.
I want electronics. It's interesting. At the very least, Scottie,
this place should pay you to endorse them, because you've
just given them like a fifteen minute commercial and it's
pretty solid. Now is going to go, yeah, like, here's
here's here's some of the stuff I got yesterday. I
don't know if you can see it, but as a
it's a can of raid Wasp and horned Killer that's

(13:37):
easily seven or eight bucks, I mean two dollars. That's crazy.
Plus the nutro genia stuff, some birch Bees lip bomb.
Do not ever use that stuff? That's usable? Wait wait
wait wait you but returned birds checked? You got a
gift that to somebody else because birds Bees is so
terrible it always makes your lips hurt. It's got the

(13:59):
like dry out stuff. And my daughter was with but
and there was this crazy shimpo for you. I already
been How did you pay for all this? A credit card?
Which piste me off because no, I wasn't using two
dollar bills because they charge you four percent more when
use a credit card, which is you don't have your
two dollar bills a two dollar bill day fresh out,

(14:21):
you need to take this to sales and like seriously, yeah,
well there was another There was like a local Long
Island radio station there on grand opening day, so they
do use radio, which is good, so maybe I can
get in there. I will say that page is pretty
far to go from here, not for you because you
live there. Really it's right near the roller rink. Imagine
we all go to this place, but we still don't
go to Scotty's house. Like we should do another skating

(14:42):
party and on the way we can stop and pick
up some crap. I'm in sign me up. We should
wasn't the last one like a super spreader? No? No,
the one that you bailed on. Yeah, here we go,
Here we go. I told you from the beginning I
wasn't gonna go. And that want to see Urchin Bye
bye everybody bye. By Day The Fifteen Minute Morning Show

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