Time Flies

From a slow to fast week, why does it happen that life goes super fast?!?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Presents fifteen minute morning show. This is our last podcast
for the week. Everybody's sad? Hell yeah? Is it already Thursday? Thursday?

(00:28):
This week flew by from me. I feel like it crawled.
Oh I've felt I'm with actually flew by for me too.
Are you guys who thinks it went by quickly? Yeah? Okay,
I feel like it was so long. Danielle, we can't here.
You gotta turn her, Mike on, Why are you Danielle?
Hold on? She's talking. I heard her, She's here. Are
you there? Hello? I feel like it would win like

(00:51):
so freaking slow? Yeah, ye, crawling. I like when weeks
go slowly, though, I hate when time flies by. I'm like,
everyone's just dying. Let's talk to the older folks in
the room, scary. Do you feel like time has started
to go by faster as you age? Yes? Uh, not

(01:12):
within the context of a year, yes, like a calendar year.
Because it was just yesterday that I felt like we
were going on President's Week vacation, and now here I am,
and we're all tumbling towards Christmas quicker than well. It's
put it this way, I don't even have a Halloween
costume and have a party to go to in about
a week. And my girlfriend is like getting on my

(01:33):
case last night because we got to get a costume
and we got time. We got time. And then she's like, no, no,
we don't know, you don't have time. Also, all the
good costumes are taken scary at the time you pick
a costume, You're going to be the cup that I
told you I'm going to be the Dunking Donuts coup.
But you know what's interesting. We had Edge Sheering on
what Monday and they were sitting there and going, you know,

(01:54):
we were here exactly one year ago today they were
He was here a year ago. He was for his
song for for his song, and he was talking about
going on a international tour and he would be by
the States a year later. And here year later talking
about his tour that he's about to do in the States.
And you know, I look at my time hoop every

(02:15):
day and my kids are like two and five. I'm like,
wait a second, I was like ten years ago, when
did that happen? I didn't saying how fast time just
blows by being a parent, forget about I cannot believe
I have a child looking at colleges right now and
that he's going to be leaving by the end of
the summer, Like, how is that even freaking possible. I
was going through pictures in my phone. I saw my

(02:37):
nieces and I'm like, oh my God, Like I don't
even recognize them from when they were little anymore because
they're so big now. Like I can only imagine having kids.
You probably age exponentially faster. No offense to the parents
in the room. Um well, I I don't know. I
just it's gonna be over before you know. It's starting
to be a downer. Well. A movie that I didn't

(02:59):
really appreciate until the last like five years was the
Adam Sandler movie Click where he gets the remote contain
that So the movie, if you watch the movie, you're like,
this is stupid. He gets a remote control and he
fast forwards and Adam Sandler movie stupid. Well, no, no, no, no,
you think it's stupid, but you really don't appreciate it
until you're living in this moment right now where we're
talking about life being sped up. Everything gets sped up.

(03:22):
He goes through his kids growing up, and then all
of a sudden he's an old man dying somewhere and
he realizes that he's missed all the little things in life,
and you don't appreciate it because you're a teenager going,
where's the Adam Sandler movie where he's farting? It's not
But as an adult now I go, holy crap, I
really appreciate that Adam Saidler movie. All right, here's a question.

(03:45):
We'll go around the room. Favorite age that you were
and wish you could go back? To Scotty b Why Um,
I just wish I could do that over again. I
just remember being at the radio station all alone on
my twenty birthday to work at midnight, and I had
nowhere to go with no friends and nothing to do.
And uh, I just wish I could do twenty one

(04:06):
over again so I could really like blow it up
for you. Miss the memo what he said, favorite age
story I heard? What age would you want to do
over again? Will expand it the age you wish you
could do over and your favorite age you wish you
could go back. My favorite age had to be probably,

(04:29):
like you know, sixteen seventeen, my high school years. I
had so much fun in high school because I wasn't
the most academic person. You were blown up toilets and
ship like that. I mean like taping other people do it.
So that was the fun part. But no, I just
I I loved my high school years and I always
help people. I would totally do it over again. I
loved high school, so my late my late teenage years

(04:51):
were probably my favorite. Okay not I don't think that
will be a very common answer, but I could be
wrung Garrett. Yeah, um, maybe like like and do things better,
like do over and your favorite you wish you could go.
But the one I would do over is like Penn
because that's where you know, I found out I was
a diabetic. So if I could find a way to
like stop it, that would be fucking awesome. And you're

(05:15):
rotting time for I'm thrown in there. I'm throwing that
in there too. Favorite year I would probably say like
twenty four because it was like that that middle of
like you move out, you're on your own, you're doing
your own thing, really crushing some strange Yeah, well like

(05:36):
that makes it sound so nice. I mean, yeah, twenty
four years old. I mean that that was just like
no cares, you could screw up but still make up
for yours screw up. Yeah, okay, Gandhi, I don't. I mean,
I guess if I could redo an age, I would
probably go back to that's when my boyfriend died, because

(05:57):
I would want to just like do I I know,
you can't stop things and you know, or as diabetes
or whatever, so I'm not trying to change it, but
I would want to have like spent more time maybe
and appreciated things a little bit more. And then I
mean age that I love the most. You guys are
gonna hate me for this. The last four years have
been awesome, so I just keep looking to the forward
to the next one. Like I life is better for
me now than it ever has been, and I like

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I just I'm excited every year for the next year.
There's no no bad ship on the horizon. I actually
posted this video yesterday because I feel like this is
the space I'm living in right now. And Andrew was like,
that's the most you thing that I've ever seen in
my life, and it made me happy when you find it. Okay,
this was the video that I posted. Can you guys
all see that far with your face writing a unicorn? Yes? Okay?

(06:45):
So happy, Like it's the happiest little thing. And I
feel like that's how I am right now. I can't
think of anything happier looking than that. It really epitomizes happiness.
So right now it's good, Okay, good answers, good answers, Danielle.
If I could go back and do it again, just
like Gandhia, I'd probably picked two thousand and eight, two
thousand nineteen. Spend more time with my dad, forced him
to do those lunches that he would say, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(07:07):
we'll get to it, we'll get and then we never
get uh. And if I could just like relive something again,
just the time, probably when I was twenty five, because
that's like right when I met Sheldon, and like we
had the best like spontaneous craziness stuff going on before
the kids came. Like he had a house in Connecticut

(07:28):
and we were flying all over the place and going
here and there and always in the city and it
was just nuts. So we had so much fun. So
probably that you did a lot of smashing, yeah, crushing
a lot of strange sucks. Speaking of crushing strange scary

(07:50):
a do over and live again turn back term, I
would well I'd like to live thirty again. Thirty one
that era because now this is live again and enjoy,
live again and enjoy because I was having the time
of my life because it was the first time in
my life where well I was out on my own.

(08:12):
I had been out of my own for five years,
out of my parents house, and I felt like I
was finally building up enough money where I could just
you know, kind of do what I want and spend
it how I want at the Little Cavalier. So yeah,
and I had, you know, I was, I was just
turning thirty, So yeah, thirty I would do again. That
was a big part. As a roommate, I was. I

(08:34):
was solo at that point. Yeah, that was after the
Greg t era. Um, I was. That was a That's
right because I was on my own. That was my
first year on my own own, on my own without
Greg t waking up to him and his thank you.
If I could do it, if I could do it over,
oh god, probably any one of my college years. I

(08:57):
didn't live it up in college. Um, maybe I'm gonna
say eighteen because that was the year. Seventeen eighteen is
when I had to choose the college. Maybe I would
have gone away to school and had that experience. Remember
I went nothing wrong with going to school where you
live and just commuting to a commuter college every day.
But I never had the experience of the go away

(09:19):
for four years. So right around seventeen eighteen, when I
was making those vital decisions, I probably would have went away.
You wouldn't want to relive great team putting his penis
on your No, I would not have gone down that
or change that. Now. I'm gonna pass on that hard, Okay. Uh.
If I had, If I could relive any time again,

(09:43):
it would be when I first moved to New York
City my mid thirties. It was I mean, you come
to New York City. I finally had some money where
you could actually go to dinner and not stare at
the bill and or look at the menu and go.
I can't afford that. Can't afford like where you you know,
that level where you finally reach, you know, a point
making money where you don't worry about money. Um that much.

(10:06):
Had such a great time. New York City is such
an amazing place. So I would definitely relive that. Remember
that time for you, Oh my god, used to go
out we used to go out all the time every
Friday Saturday night. Yeah, scary would be putting me, pouring
me into a cabinet. God that I was asked to leave.

(10:29):
I wasn't kicked out. I just wanted to say that,
um and then if I could redo anything it was.
It's kind of like Scary and Scotty. I had a
girlfriend throughout my college time, Like and I went away
to school, but I had a girlfriend back home that
I would go see you on weekends and like all

(10:49):
these other people partying and you know, not that I
really was like into like hooking up and stuff at
the time, but it's like I didn't get that full
college experience. And then through my twin ease, I just
started working. Like I would go to the radio station
at five am and not leave until you know, seven
o'clock at mile. That's how I was in my college

(11:11):
years too. I was at ze Turning and I would
get there five am and I would leave at like
five six, seven o'clock at night. And I wasn't paid
a pen. I want to yes and no. I think
I would have just made wiser decisions with my time,
because looking back now, there's obviously things that didn't pay off.
You know, sitting around the radio station hanging out with

(11:32):
somebody else's doing their shift didn't really benefit me in
any way. I should have gone out and lived life
a little more. That strange you could be crushing, that's right,
all those antibiotics, all of those tests that you could
have been taken. Um, Yeah, no, I think you know.
But to your point, Gunny, I don't think you really
are where you're at unless you go through things like that. Right,

(11:56):
So pretty introspective podcast today, do you we should we
asked yourself? You know, this was my major film and video.
I should know. What was it? See if you didn't
hang out at the radio station, Hidana? Yeah, yeah, oh no,
that's I can. Okay, We're good. What would I redo?

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I guess I would let me start with what I
like the best. I loved twenty one as well. I
six to choose from. So I loved twenty one. I
had like the I was in a sororit in college.
We had like fifty people for a party for maybe
all went to the bars and went away. I went
to Europe twice that year, Like it was just a
great year for me. Um and I started enterning here

(12:45):
that year too, at twenty one. So that was so fun? Um?
What would I redo? I don't know what was your
first one direction experience? Experience was in? That was super fun? Um?
I probably I guess I would redo like middle school
because I mean, like, I didn't hate it, but why

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do you look? So? I just remember it looks like
a weird documentary guy like trick or treating. You know,

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a lot of my friends are still my friends from
middle school, and I remember we fought about really stupid
things and like we didn't talk for a long time.
You know, it's like, so it was fourteen years ago.
How do you use different diapers? When I was? Why
do you ask? You don't want my answer? Wait? What
about Andrew? Is he filing? I got it? Hang on,

(13:56):
he's a French filmmaker. Over here? Where's the black couch?
And what am I talking about? What was your favorite age?
It doesn't pay attention. I'm working, you're the flops manager.

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I've defended your honor. I want you to know that
what we're doing, you're choosing your favorite age, and then
you're also choosing an age you would like to READO okay,
stage your age thirty one? Thanks Nate. I think twenty
one was a great age. That was a really fun age.

(14:42):
I graduated college, got my job, all the fun things.
Um worst age, worst age, right, yeah, I think all
four years of high school years. It's a parent um
Oh yeah. No. College was a great time. I love college.
I went to three different colleges. Each one was a

(15:05):
great time. The University of Miami. I went to Drew University,
transferred after a year. I went to mom At University,
transferred after a year, graduated at University of Miami early
because I got every single credit transferred there. You go,
why did you transfer so much? Because I wanted communications
and Drew University didn't have it. Also, frankly, I didn't
get into any colleges. I basically got into Drew because

(15:25):
of my sister going there. So then I scammed my
way through that one, made it to Mamath. It was
a little too easy for me, So I was like,
I don't if I'm the smartest person in a room,
it's not a good room about So then I wanted
to in this room right now. Oh absolutely not. Although everybody, yeah,

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