October 18, 2022 • 8 mins
What is the difference between Nate and Skeery when it comes to drinking?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. It is a
fifteen minute morning show podcast. We're all here, look at this.
(00:24):
We got Gandhi, we got Scary. There's Frog, I Frog, Hello,
there's Garret, and there's Scotty B and there's Danielle and
of course Straight and Nate. I feel a little puky,
like a little nauseated, yes, nauseate, there rumbling your tunney? No,
(00:48):
I just you know that again, like that barfi feeling,
And it's not my gird your throat Scottish bar. I
actually had a run to the bathroom during the show,
which I never ever have to do. Did you eat
that sausage as well? That looked like an octopus? No?
Did you take a lout of your a little bit?
(01:08):
I don't know. It's it's not a girdie feeling. It's
it's definitely like a worthy you and you're gurd by
the way. I can't believe you announced on the stage
I like gerd and the audience like did I say that? Yes,
you're drunk? You say that right? Yeah? It was definitely,
I mean I know at first sure happened while we
were judging the cocktails because he said this tequila is
(01:29):
no good from a gird. Was that Hobanero thing? It
was really and by the way, you did say I
have gird on stage on while you were swaying for myself.
He even make it up for the second round of announcements.
He was he stayed on the sto he almost fell.
I think it was Danielle someone copying like, look he's
gonna fall at the stage. Look he's gonna fall. Spider
(01:49):
Man on the side of a building, like holding onto
the rail. Really, did you notice We all kept saying that,
but nobody went over there to kind of working for
a living. One of us, my security guy, said he
had an eye on you. He was I would have
picked up his corpse alright. Well, for some reason, that
(02:09):
story just keeps on telling itself. I wish we had
all been that level of drunk. It would have been
much more fun. For when you get drunk, you get
really I mean, you've got it. I don't know, you
go into like this weird fit fit Julius Caesar. No, no, no,
you you lose energy. I mean it's like you just
wind down. Yeah, and you just see when I drink wine,
(02:31):
I become did you like different alcohol? So they have
different effects on wine makes me comato. But he being
Nate when he gets drunk, it's almost like he's a
bad actor playing a drunk. Does that make sense? Yeah,
Nate drunk and Nate fake drunk are very similar, so
it's hard to tell the difference. You go ahead, let's
(02:52):
get you a front camera here, act like drunk and
talk to it. Hary boy, That's exactly that's you were
doing that. That's what you realize when you're drunk a
little different. It was about about that. It's exactly that.
Why Daniel I swear at one point and it goes, hey,
remember we went to wrestling. Remember that night? We should
(03:14):
go again. I go, well, wrestling is not happening right now.
He goes, let's find one. Remember how drunk I got that?
Oh my god, Elvis took us to. I don't know
what it was, but it was, Oh my god. I
got trashed that night. I even made That was one
night where I embarrassed myself again. I did sometime on
Garrett's Instagram. I'm like, you gotta take that down. What
(03:37):
did you do? I don't remember remember, but I remember,
I'm like, Garrett, you gotta but yeah, we were smacked
down every and you picked up your chair and started
hitting me on the head with it. Oh yes, that's
when they're drunk. You can convince them that's the problem.
You've done that, Like everybody's done that, right, where you
do something you have no memory, it's not me whatsoever.
(03:58):
Oh come on, we're staying. We're standing at the Wine
and Food festival and he goes, let's go find a
wrestling match. That's how you know Nates strongest when he
starts to invite people to hang out with him, because
he never wants to hang out first. I'm quite the antisocial.
I was a little buzzed the other night and I
did something embarrassing on Gandhi's Instagram that I were dancing.
I do remember. That wasn't the embarrassing thing for me.
(04:18):
It was the sucking slowly dick. See that you were
like choke smoking? Looks like is that a chow? The
small one though? I don't know whatever it was, but
I was just not cool with small ones. After I
look back at that, I'm like, why did I do that? Anyway,
Gandhi posted are you ready to see this God, he
(04:40):
did that in real slowly, no worry. It was like
all kinds of wrong. You're not gonna You're not gonna
be popular on that day. One of those people where
if he's drunk you tell him to do anything, you
will do it like you will do any I was
a little buzzed, but I wasn't Nate level, but that
was little buzzed. That was a little buzzed. Wait, look
(05:01):
at his face at the end. Can you guys all
see his face? Yes, that was satisfying. Something naughty. Please,
you're dancing too. I saw you dance. You were dancing too.
What are you talking? But I was dancing well for
the camera, totally sober, no problem. All right here dances
(05:24):
like he's doing a belly dance routine. Do you even
notice that? Like you put your hands up, he's like
doing the bat pretty much at least this time of us.
I always do this for this time to go. What
does that mean he's packing up and get out of here?
That takes for lunch? Because okay, ask you a question
because you've been on camera, sorry at the Today's Show.
(05:49):
What he's been on camera at the Today Show? Yes?
Is there ever anything actually written on those pieces of
paper in front of him. Oh yeah, oh it is yeah, no,
I thought it was just for show. Is I would
see them turn the pages and what they do is
they back up everything that's on the teleprompter to everything
on pages. So also so if you also want to
make a note on something coming up and you don't
(06:10):
have time to tell the teleprompter, you got to change it.
Forbid to teleprompting shuts off when the reporter is out
in the field. Back in the day, they would have
a pad, you know, so if they was a suspect
name or something, they could read it. And now they
use their phone. So but I just think it's weird
seeing a TV reporter looking at their phone while they're
on that look legit, conject me. I mean, how more
(06:33):
legit is it? You just think maybe they're looking at
Instagram while they're doing their thing. They should have a
pad something like that. They don't have a pad. Just
look weird when they're looking at their phone. I like,
that's rue. Don't look at your phone while you're on TV.
That's where their notes are. I know, they just look
at a note. Okay, it just feels weird to me.
(06:54):
I don't know crimes gears yet. That calls my dog
earlier today. So we played family feed on the show
today and I picked you and I picked Scotty for
my team. And Andrew was like, I am so good
at family feud, like why wouldn't you make me? And
Scotty turns around and goes, because you don't know all
the old TV shows like I do. That's true. He's
(07:16):
so proud. Scotty did killed in the old TV show category? No, no,
you did. I think you would do very well the
real family. You could always get that bum category where
you don't know anything. You know, there are some things
that you're very knowledgeable, and then you'll get that one
like you know, name something that has a human in it.
I have no idea things that start with chow. Fuck
you for that. Hey, you did really well. We lost.
(07:41):
You gave out half the answers when you were trying
to figure out so kind of town main town. That
was part of my plan. That was all part of all. Right,
I think we're done. Is a tim minute morning show today, right,
there's I'm checking my notes. Rude put it down smoking here, Yeah,
it smell like smoke at Scotty right, okay, rainforest in
(08:03):
Scotty Studio. It is so hot, disgusting, and somebody ate
something that smells like soup. I don't know degrees in
here right now. You must be medium rare by now. Yes,
it's just gross. Are we done? Okay? I think that's it.
I feel barfie. We're talking. Bye bye bye bye bye.
(08:27):
Fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. It is a
fifteen minute morning show podcast. We're all here, look at this.
(00:24):
We got Gandhi, we got Scary. There's Frog, I Frog, Hello,
there's Garret, and there's Scotty B and there's Danielle and
of course Straight and Nate. I feel a little puky,
like a little nauseated, yes, nauseate, there rumbling your tunney? No,
(00:48):
I just you know that again, like that barfi feeling,
And it's not my gird your throat Scottish bar. I
actually had a run to the bathroom during the show,
which I never ever have to do. Did you eat
that sausage as well? That looked like an octopus? No?
Did you take a lout of your a little bit?
(01:08):
I don't know. It's it's not a girdie feeling. It's
it's definitely like a worthy you and you're gurd by
the way. I can't believe you announced on the stage
I like gerd and the audience like did I say that? Yes,
you're drunk? You say that right? Yeah? It was definitely,
I mean I know at first sure happened while we
were judging the cocktails because he said this tequila is
(01:29):
no good from a gird. Was that Hobanero thing? It
was really and by the way, you did say I
have gird on stage on while you were swaying for myself.
He even make it up for the second round of announcements.
He was he stayed on the sto he almost fell.
I think it was Danielle someone copying like, look he's
gonna fall at the stage. Look he's gonna fall. Spider
(01:49):
Man on the side of a building, like holding onto
the rail. Really, did you notice We all kept saying that,
but nobody went over there to kind of working for
a living. One of us, my security guy, said he
had an eye on you. He was I would have
picked up his corpse alright. Well, for some reason, that
(02:09):
story just keeps on telling itself. I wish we had
all been that level of drunk. It would have been
much more fun. For when you get drunk, you get
really I mean, you've got it. I don't know, you
go into like this weird fit fit Julius Caesar. No, no, no,
you you lose energy. I mean it's like you just
wind down. Yeah, and you just see when I drink wine,
(02:31):
I become did you like different alcohol? So they have
different effects on wine makes me comato. But he being
Nate when he gets drunk, it's almost like he's a
bad actor playing a drunk. Does that make sense? Yeah,
Nate drunk and Nate fake drunk are very similar, so
it's hard to tell the difference. You go ahead, let's
(02:52):
get you a front camera here, act like drunk and
talk to it. Hary boy, That's exactly that's you were
doing that. That's what you realize when you're drunk a
little different. It was about about that. It's exactly that.
Why Daniel I swear at one point and it goes, hey,
remember we went to wrestling. Remember that night? We should
(03:14):
go again. I go, well, wrestling is not happening right now.
He goes, let's find one. Remember how drunk I got that?
Oh my god, Elvis took us to. I don't know
what it was, but it was, Oh my god. I
got trashed that night. I even made That was one
night where I embarrassed myself again. I did sometime on
Garrett's Instagram. I'm like, you gotta take that down. What
(03:37):
did you do? I don't remember remember, but I remember,
I'm like, Garrett, you gotta but yeah, we were smacked
down every and you picked up your chair and started
hitting me on the head with it. Oh yes, that's
when they're drunk. You can convince them that's the problem.
You've done that, Like everybody's done that, right, where you
do something you have no memory, it's not me whatsoever.
(03:58):
Oh come on, we're staying. We're standing at the Wine
and Food festival and he goes, let's go find a
wrestling match. That's how you know Nates strongest when he
starts to invite people to hang out with him, because
he never wants to hang out first. I'm quite the antisocial.
I was a little buzzed the other night and I
did something embarrassing on Gandhi's Instagram that I were dancing.
I do remember. That wasn't the embarrassing thing for me.
(04:18):
It was the sucking slowly dick. See that you were
like choke smoking? Looks like is that a chow? The
small one though? I don't know whatever it was, but
I was just not cool with small ones. After I
look back at that, I'm like, why did I do that? Anyway,
Gandhi posted are you ready to see this God, he
(04:40):
did that in real slowly, no worry. It was like
all kinds of wrong. You're not gonna You're not gonna
be popular on that day. One of those people where
if he's drunk you tell him to do anything, you
will do it like you will do any I was
a little buzzed, but I wasn't Nate level, but that
was little buzzed. That was a little buzzed. Wait, look
(05:01):
at his face at the end. Can you guys all
see his face? Yes, that was satisfying. Something naughty. Please,
you're dancing too. I saw you dance. You were dancing too.
What are you talking? But I was dancing well for
the camera, totally sober, no problem. All right here dances
(05:24):
like he's doing a belly dance routine. Do you even
notice that? Like you put your hands up, he's like
doing the bat pretty much at least this time of us.
I always do this for this time to go. What
does that mean he's packing up and get out of here?
That takes for lunch? Because okay, ask you a question
because you've been on camera, sorry at the Today's Show.
(05:49):
What he's been on camera at the Today Show? Yes?
Is there ever anything actually written on those pieces of
paper in front of him. Oh yeah, oh it is yeah, no,
I thought it was just for show. Is I would
see them turn the pages and what they do is
they back up everything that's on the teleprompter to everything
on pages. So also so if you also want to
make a note on something coming up and you don't
(06:10):
have time to tell the teleprompter, you got to change it.
Forbid to teleprompting shuts off when the reporter is out
in the field. Back in the day, they would have
a pad, you know, so if they was a suspect
name or something, they could read it. And now they
use their phone. So but I just think it's weird
seeing a TV reporter looking at their phone while they're
on that look legit, conject me. I mean, how more
(06:33):
legit is it? You just think maybe they're looking at
Instagram while they're doing their thing. They should have a
pad something like that. They don't have a pad. Just
look weird when they're looking at their phone. I like,
that's rue. Don't look at your phone while you're on TV.
That's where their notes are. I know, they just look
at a note. Okay, it just feels weird to me.
(06:54):
I don't know crimes gears yet. That calls my dog
earlier today. So we played family feed on the show
today and I picked you and I picked Scotty for
my team. And Andrew was like, I am so good
at family feud, like why wouldn't you make me? And
Scotty turns around and goes, because you don't know all
the old TV shows like I do. That's true. He's
(07:16):
so proud. Scotty did killed in the old TV show category? No, no,
you did. I think you would do very well the
real family. You could always get that bum category where
you don't know anything. You know, there are some things
that you're very knowledgeable, and then you'll get that one
like you know, name something that has a human in it.
I have no idea things that start with chow. Fuck
you for that. Hey, you did really well. We lost.
(07:41):
You gave out half the answers when you were trying
to figure out so kind of town main town. That
was part of my plan. That was all part of all. Right,
I think we're done. Is a tim minute morning show today, right,
there's I'm checking my notes. Rude put it down smoking here, Yeah,
it smell like smoke at Scotty right, okay, rainforest in
(08:03):
Scotty Studio. It is so hot, disgusting, and somebody ate
something that smells like soup. I don't know degrees in
here right now. You must be medium rare by now. Yes,
it's just gross. Are we done? Okay? I think that's it.
I feel barfie. We're talking. Bye bye bye bye bye.
(08:27):
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