October 17, 2022 • 15 mins
Garrett,Sam , Diamond and Allie sit in on today's podcast. We played a game 'Why is Diamond Tired' and talked about WIERD Halloween candy!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Intro. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast minute morning show. We have a new crew fifteen
minute morning show. What everyone else doesn't know. I told
(00:22):
them that the fifteen minute morning show was canceled. Then
I invited new people into the studio today. That's rude.
It is rude, But really the morning show is actually
recording some stuff post show. So you have myself, Garrett,
along with Diamond, Ali and Sam holding it down for
your fifteen minute morning show today. So first off, how's
everybody feeling? I'm sleepy? All right? First, Diamond walks in
(00:47):
this morning into the studio. Hi you, good morning, and
normally she's Hi, hey, good morning. So I took it
upon myself to become Diamond and then said done. She
wasn't don't talk to me. What's wrong? Dimond? What's wrong?
(01:08):
What could be wrong with you? By the way, I'm
noticing that you have some diva tendencies like what like
you just walked into the studio and just said, this
chair is not fitting for my career. Yeah it was
a little too low, you know, I keep myself high. Alright, alright,
so what why are you tired? Diamond? I thought there
was hold on let's play a game. Why is Diamond tired?
(01:30):
So we're going to start with Sam, Sam take out
random guests. If it's not sexual, I'm immediately disinterested. Why
is Diamond tired? Sexual? Ali? Why is Diamond tired? She
was out partying? Out partying does have a lot of
faith in me. I'm gonna go. She was feeling sick.
Feeling sick? All right, hold on, Diamond, why are you tired? Okay,
(01:54):
So let me tell you last night, I thought there
was a mouse in my room. I thought, why, oh
my gosh, because a mouse in the house, in my room,
not in the house, Like I just cannot I don't
deal with rodents. Why did you take that? Okay, well,
that's a part of the story so much. So I'm
like laying in bed trying to go to sleep, but
(02:15):
I keep my TV on and every once in a
while I would hear so I was like, oh my god,
and so like I was freaking out because I'm not
like mentally prepared for stuff like this or emotionally like
I I can't, my nerves are too bad. So I'm
like freaking out. I called my mom, like I don't
(02:35):
know what I'm gonna do. My mom's in the other room,
by the way. So I'm like, I don't know what
you called your mom on the phone. Don't you just
out millennials yourself? I'm sorry, do you think you're gonna
be eating alive by? And I'm scared. I don't do
(02:56):
I don't do rodents at all. I don't even do squirrels,
pigeons on the street. I don't do anything like that.
So it freaks me out. So my mom is like, well,
if you're not going to leave the room, Diamond, then
put the phone down and I'll tell you if I
hear something. Okay, Okay, I'll put the phone down. And
I like started dozing off and going back to sleep,
and then I heard the noise, but you know what
it was. But I was watching a TV show and
(03:17):
every time they came back from commercial. Hold on, Andrews, here, everyone,
you loser for messing up my store right here? Wow?
Help us all? Hi, Diamond all, good morning Champaign. All right,
so hey, we're telling a story why Diamond's tired the TV?
(03:38):
Are you kidding me? Andrew? We're all signing Elvis's book.
That's why you're here. This is not right for friends so, Andrew,
have you ever been so scared of something in your
apartment that you called someone else in your own apartment
to help you get through that said situation. Yes, yes,
Diamond had a mouse in her room. No, no, I thought,
she thought, she thought so she didn't see she thought.
(04:01):
She called her mom in the other room on her phone,
and her mom walked her through it. Wait, so what
was the sound that you heard for you on the TV?
So like every time the specific show would come back
from a commercial break, it would like, yeah, it was
like a part of the show where they're telling it was, No,
it was. If you watch that show, it's like every
(04:23):
time they come back from a commercial, they showed the
state in which the w w E is for that
week or whatever, and so the state like blinks in
the noise. I think the closest I can relate to
that is every once in a while, there's like a
song and it has a siren in it, and then
I'm like, I'm being arrested. That is the worst. You
(04:44):
look over in your rear view mirror and you're like,
where are you? Where are you? What did I do?
Er has that? And greatest man that ever lived? The
first time I heard that song, I think I nearly
paid myself. It's okay, you're talking to the microphone. Oh,
I just don't stop. I had a really bad moment
with my alarm at my parents house. What happened? I
was home by myself. Um, I had people over, so
obviously there was fun to be had beforehand. And um
(05:06):
so then wait, did you get the invite? Did you
get the this was like, and you would invite us.
So I'm in my parents house, it's dark, the night
is winding down. I'm like, I'm gonna shower, Wait the
shower before I'm no, I'm the only person in my house,
so ready to jump in, and I'm like, oh my god,
(05:27):
I didn't lock the back door. So being home alone,
I'm like, oh, I'm just gonna walk out in the
nude towel around, just like, go see if the door
is closed. Our alarm is very sensitive. So I went
to go open the door. The alarm triggers and our
larders like whoop. And I dropped the towel and run
for the door. And then I'm about to open the door.
(05:49):
I'm like, I'm about to run outside of my house naked.
You don't see that in movies though, because they're always
covered when they're coming out of the shower. So you
you did something that you normally don't see you. You
were asked, did you drop the towel because I was
really scared by the noise, and pretty much yeah, but
I didn't. I would I probably would have gotten like
(06:12):
or something. If someone saw me, he would have invested
for robbing your own house in the nude, That's what
would have happened. Fla. We have a naked man outside
our house, outside of his own house. He seems to
be scared, he doesn't have a towel. He seemed to
drop it. Truly a blessed moment. Was that your lowest
(06:34):
lowest moment ever? Probably be There's been way worse. Well,
so we so we asked our friend Ali to come
hang out with us because she said, I want to
talk today. I just want to talk and I haven't
really done much of that. So Ali got to go
to the post Molon concert list I did. Oh my god,
it was so good. First of all, guys, I heard
a rumor that Drake was backstage at the concert, and
(06:57):
I went back there looking for him, and guess what,
I didn't find him, but I found some of his
friends that were talking about him very loudly. So so
you you came in here, you came in here this morning.
Go hey, Drake was at the show by Andrew. He
was he exactly did the show? Did you see him? No,
but his friends were there and they were like, oh, yeah,
you're here with Drake, right, yeah, yeah, and like blah
blah blah, So you know what happened. No, definitely definitely
(07:21):
was not there. No, it definitely happened. He was, definitely,
but doesn't matter who cares if he wasn't there When
you were back there already, you're already backed there, which
was pretty cool. But I think if you're Drake's friends, uh,
and you're not in like the the musical sense, but
you're more just like friends from growing up in you know, jobs,
he connections, He has you use his name wherever you go.
(07:44):
Guaranteed he wasn't at the post Malone show, and he could.
They convinced him, just like Scary Jones does. He does
it all the time. We know it drops Elvis's name.
They dropped Drake's name to get themselves backstage at the point.
I know, I know someone who works there who told
me Drake was at the show, right, I hope. So
I just do that for things that you don't need
(08:05):
to do that, like Scaries will make a reservation of
Applebee's and still include his name in the restaurant. From
the same page. I was about to say, Applebeast did that.
It's it's it's it's from time to time, from time
to time. Post Malone show was I'm really tired this
morning too, so Diamond and I are not working during
(08:27):
commercial breaks. Now outside is low. But post Malone was
so good. If he's coming to your city, like get
a ticket. The show was so good. He had fireworks,
he had legit fireworks backstage. It was like it was
catered this like Asian cuisine. Oh my god, it was delicious.
(08:48):
It was like Asian fusion. It was so good. And
the night before they had all of garden because post
Malone like asked for it, and so they had like
like they said, four thousand pieces of like garlic bread
or garlic. Where do they keep all the breadsticks at
Olive Garden? And that's what. But that's a big freezer,
Let's be honest. Freezers from like the cartoons where you
(09:08):
get locked in the freezer and it's like that big
Wait a minute, what would everyone's food be if they
got to request backstage dining? Like, you know, what would
your food be if you were headliningly I think, I
think you eat chilies, chili, I love chilies. I would
(09:30):
I would want a large platter of the Beyond beef
dishes touching your stuff back. They just wouldn't know it's fake.
Ali's going backstage and not going I need It's actually hurt.
It's really good. It's good, and it looks like you
guys would be eating it and been like that son
of a bitch. Sam has been lying to us this
(09:51):
whole fucking time. Look at her eating this meat. All right,
let's let's play games. So Halloween, by the way, mine
had been Wendy's. Uh yeah, you guys were talking about
when I'm sorry you chipot late. Yeah, and Nate had
a heart attack. He had a stroke, And it was
it was in the it was in the it was
(10:12):
in the drive through. It wasn't at it was at Wendy's.
It wasn't because of Wendy's. Let's just put it was
happening well before the order. Is that really many years
uh in motion on that one. It all came to
ahead at the drive throughout Wendy's. Alright, so Halloween right
around the corner and obviously known for costumes and candy.
So I ask everyone the country was surveyed, what do
(10:35):
you think the number one candy in the world is? Okay?
I think it's Reese's. Okay, Reese's. Let's let's get the
jeopardy going. Alright, Reese's, Sam's, Reese's all Eminem, Eminem's Snickers.
(10:55):
All right, so repeat champion many years in there, we
all turn it off. Many years in a row. Reese's
Peanut butter Cups have one like the people say Reese's
Peanut butter Cups are their favorite Halloween candy number two,
not Eminem. Sorry, what did you say? I said? I
(11:18):
thought Snickers is number two with eight percent? And then
where do I fall? Eminem Zalely third with eleven and
then a sad two percent to tea pops Hey. We
got the top three, the top three forgot to pops
worth thing at all. I'm gonna be candy corn. But
(11:40):
that's like seasonal, not like have you tried candy corn?
I've tried it. I love candy corn. I love those candies.
I hated it at first, so growing up I always
thought it was like just I didn't taste it. I
just judged the book by its cover and said, that
looks disgusting. They're freaking marshmallows pretty much. Not really, the
mixture gets to me. I'll take two bites and I'll
(12:01):
be like, that's enough, I'll see you next year. Get
after the hard shell that top bite then then it's
like marshmallow. Well that's why like the pumpkin version of it,
because you bite into that, it's like a stale marsy Pan.
That's how we described the texture. It's stale marcy pan.
You don't know what marsy Pan is. No one, I'm alone.
(12:21):
What is that? Oh my god, my grandpa used to
get me marsy Pan's little candy every Easter. I can't
even know. Oh my god, it's it's everybody can see
a lot. Like think about if if you if someone's
never tried watermelon before, and now you have to describe watermelons.
I gotta hate watermelon, but but I just mean, this
(12:43):
is its own thing. I don't know how to describe
it to you. People. It's really sugary and it's kind
of chewy, but not really like you bite through it.
It's almost like a sugar dough. I don't know how
to tell. Yeah, it's not. Are much softer and they're like, marshmallowy,
this is not this has a density to it. No, Yeah,
(13:03):
but I gotta I'll try and find some good marzipan.
Most of its crap. You know, my grandpa got that
good ship he had really Yeah, that Italian new where
to go? Oh my god, I just love how like
shocked you? Or do we all have that one thing
to like? That thing that everyone knows but you feel
like everyone knows but doesn't. God, apparently it's ma I've
(13:27):
never felt more alone in my life. Feel free to
hit Sam up if you are a Marsa Pan fan
and let her know that she is not the only
one on an island. I need to find you, guys,
some fucking Marca Pan right now? Where do I find you? Know?
It's funny that when we were trying to describe it
is how I feel like I described things to my
four year old. Now it's like I'm talking to an
alien for the first time, where he's like, Dad, how
(13:49):
does a phone work? Well? You you you push like
it's hard trying to describe things when you like use
them every day. It feels like I'm talking to a
little alien, like who's just come down to Earth for
the first time. He goes, what's what's a drive through? Oh?
That's ok And I'm like, well, the car goes through.
(14:09):
He goes, where does the car come from? And I'm like,
we just drive make a terrible favorite one day. I
feel like I feel like he's a detective already at
four years old, but he's also an alien because he
doesn't understand what these things are in life. And I'm like,
so you know, Marsa Pan is going to be on
the list if I go home today and he goes,
I was listening to the podcast, Dad, what's Marca Pan?
I'm screwed, But he's going to be advanced because you
(14:31):
guys don't even know what it is yet. It says
it's okay. So it said the main ingredients are sugar
and almond meal, but that doesn't describe the taste. I
feel you guys are allergic to a lot. Between the
two of you and Derek, it probably has gluten in it.
So again, I am. That's why we don't know saying
whatever you know where my Italians at. Oh my god,
I'm so upset. It's Sam. Let her know that you
(14:54):
two love Marsavan Grandpa Santo. I'm thinking of you. You
know what's going to happen? What? No, it's gonna pop
up like there's gonna be Instagram ads from Marsa Pan now,
all because we've been talking about it. Now I want
to get only hit me up if you have Marsa
Pan and it's good, none of that bullshit. And I
challenge anyone who is listening to this right now as
you are getting ready for work, school, whatever, wherever we're
(15:17):
going in in the day, and you're eating Marsa Pan,
as you're listening listening to us talk about Marsa Pan,
send us that picture. It's Marsa Pa. It's a thing,
is it? Marsa Pana? Marci Pan, Marzi Pani, not Marcy Pan.
That's a girl. Fifteen minute Morning Show
Intro. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast minute morning show. We have a new crew fifteen
minute morning show. What everyone else doesn't know. I told
(00:22):
them that the fifteen minute morning show was canceled. Then
I invited new people into the studio today. That's rude.
It is rude, But really the morning show is actually
recording some stuff post show. So you have myself, Garrett,
along with Diamond, Ali and Sam holding it down for
your fifteen minute morning show today. So first off, how's
everybody feeling? I'm sleepy? All right? First, Diamond walks in
(00:47):
this morning into the studio. Hi you, good morning, and
normally she's Hi, hey, good morning. So I took it
upon myself to become Diamond and then said done. She
wasn't don't talk to me. What's wrong? Dimond? What's wrong?
(01:08):
What could be wrong with you? By the way, I'm
noticing that you have some diva tendencies like what like
you just walked into the studio and just said, this
chair is not fitting for my career. Yeah it was
a little too low, you know, I keep myself high. Alright, alright,
so what why are you tired? Diamond? I thought there
was hold on let's play a game. Why is Diamond tired?
(01:30):
So we're going to start with Sam, Sam take out
random guests. If it's not sexual, I'm immediately disinterested. Why
is Diamond tired? Sexual? Ali? Why is Diamond tired? She
was out partying? Out partying does have a lot of
faith in me. I'm gonna go. She was feeling sick.
Feeling sick? All right, hold on, Diamond, why are you tired? Okay,
(01:54):
So let me tell you last night, I thought there
was a mouse in my room. I thought, why, oh
my gosh, because a mouse in the house, in my room,
not in the house, Like I just cannot I don't
deal with rodents. Why did you take that? Okay, well,
that's a part of the story so much. So I'm
like laying in bed trying to go to sleep, but
(02:15):
I keep my TV on and every once in a
while I would hear so I was like, oh my god,
and so like I was freaking out because I'm not
like mentally prepared for stuff like this or emotionally like
I I can't, my nerves are too bad. So I'm
like freaking out. I called my mom, like I don't
(02:35):
know what I'm gonna do. My mom's in the other room,
by the way. So I'm like, I don't know what
you called your mom on the phone. Don't you just
out millennials yourself? I'm sorry, do you think you're gonna
be eating alive by? And I'm scared. I don't do
(02:56):
I don't do rodents at all. I don't even do squirrels,
pigeons on the street. I don't do anything like that.
So it freaks me out. So my mom is like, well,
if you're not going to leave the room, Diamond, then
put the phone down and I'll tell you if I
hear something. Okay, Okay, I'll put the phone down. And
I like started dozing off and going back to sleep,
and then I heard the noise, but you know what
it was. But I was watching a TV show and
(03:17):
every time they came back from commercial. Hold on, Andrews, here, everyone,
you loser for messing up my store right here? Wow?
Help us all? Hi, Diamond all, good morning Champaign. All right,
so hey, we're telling a story why Diamond's tired the TV?
(03:38):
Are you kidding me? Andrew? We're all signing Elvis's book.
That's why you're here. This is not right for friends so, Andrew,
have you ever been so scared of something in your
apartment that you called someone else in your own apartment
to help you get through that said situation. Yes, yes,
Diamond had a mouse in her room. No, no, I thought,
she thought, she thought so she didn't see she thought.
(04:01):
She called her mom in the other room on her phone,
and her mom walked her through it. Wait, so what
was the sound that you heard for you on the TV?
So like every time the specific show would come back
from a commercial break, it would like, yeah, it was
like a part of the show where they're telling it was, No,
it was. If you watch that show, it's like every
(04:23):
time they come back from a commercial, they showed the
state in which the w w E is for that
week or whatever, and so the state like blinks in
the noise. I think the closest I can relate to
that is every once in a while, there's like a
song and it has a siren in it, and then
I'm like, I'm being arrested. That is the worst. You
(04:44):
look over in your rear view mirror and you're like,
where are you? Where are you? What did I do?
Er has that? And greatest man that ever lived? The
first time I heard that song, I think I nearly
paid myself. It's okay, you're talking to the microphone. Oh,
I just don't stop. I had a really bad moment
with my alarm at my parents house. What happened? I
was home by myself. Um, I had people over, so
obviously there was fun to be had beforehand. And um
(05:06):
so then wait, did you get the invite? Did you
get the this was like, and you would invite us.
So I'm in my parents house, it's dark, the night
is winding down. I'm like, I'm gonna shower, Wait the
shower before I'm no, I'm the only person in my house,
so ready to jump in, and I'm like, oh my god,
(05:27):
I didn't lock the back door. So being home alone,
I'm like, oh, I'm just gonna walk out in the
nude towel around, just like, go see if the door
is closed. Our alarm is very sensitive. So I went
to go open the door. The alarm triggers and our
larders like whoop. And I dropped the towel and run
for the door. And then I'm about to open the door.
(05:49):
I'm like, I'm about to run outside of my house naked.
You don't see that in movies though, because they're always
covered when they're coming out of the shower. So you
you did something that you normally don't see you. You
were asked, did you drop the towel because I was
really scared by the noise, and pretty much yeah, but
I didn't. I would I probably would have gotten like
(06:12):
or something. If someone saw me, he would have invested
for robbing your own house in the nude, That's what
would have happened. Fla. We have a naked man outside
our house, outside of his own house. He seems to
be scared, he doesn't have a towel. He seemed to
drop it. Truly a blessed moment. Was that your lowest
(06:34):
lowest moment ever? Probably be There's been way worse. Well,
so we so we asked our friend Ali to come
hang out with us because she said, I want to
talk today. I just want to talk and I haven't
really done much of that. So Ali got to go
to the post Molon concert list I did. Oh my god,
it was so good. First of all, guys, I heard
a rumor that Drake was backstage at the concert, and
(06:57):
I went back there looking for him, and guess what,
I didn't find him, but I found some of his
friends that were talking about him very loudly. So so
you you came in here, you came in here this morning.
Go hey, Drake was at the show by Andrew. He
was he exactly did the show? Did you see him? No,
but his friends were there and they were like, oh, yeah,
you're here with Drake, right, yeah, yeah, and like blah
blah blah, So you know what happened. No, definitely definitely
(07:21):
was not there. No, it definitely happened. He was, definitely,
but doesn't matter who cares if he wasn't there When
you were back there already, you're already backed there, which
was pretty cool. But I think if you're Drake's friends, uh,
and you're not in like the the musical sense, but
you're more just like friends from growing up in you know, jobs,
he connections, He has you use his name wherever you go.
(07:44):
Guaranteed he wasn't at the post Malone show, and he could.
They convinced him, just like Scary Jones does. He does
it all the time. We know it drops Elvis's name.
They dropped Drake's name to get themselves backstage at the point.
I know, I know someone who works there who told
me Drake was at the show, right, I hope. So
I just do that for things that you don't need
(08:05):
to do that, like Scaries will make a reservation of
Applebee's and still include his name in the restaurant. From
the same page. I was about to say, Applebeast did that.
It's it's it's it's from time to time, from time
to time. Post Malone show was I'm really tired this
morning too, so Diamond and I are not working during
(08:27):
commercial breaks. Now outside is low. But post Malone was
so good. If he's coming to your city, like get
a ticket. The show was so good. He had fireworks,
he had legit fireworks backstage. It was like it was
catered this like Asian cuisine. Oh my god, it was delicious.
(08:48):
It was like Asian fusion. It was so good. And
the night before they had all of garden because post
Malone like asked for it, and so they had like
like they said, four thousand pieces of like garlic bread
or garlic. Where do they keep all the breadsticks at
Olive Garden? And that's what. But that's a big freezer,
Let's be honest. Freezers from like the cartoons where you
(09:08):
get locked in the freezer and it's like that big
Wait a minute, what would everyone's food be if they
got to request backstage dining? Like, you know, what would
your food be if you were headliningly I think, I
think you eat chilies, chili, I love chilies. I would
(09:30):
I would want a large platter of the Beyond beef
dishes touching your stuff back. They just wouldn't know it's fake.
Ali's going backstage and not going I need It's actually hurt.
It's really good. It's good, and it looks like you
guys would be eating it and been like that son
of a bitch. Sam has been lying to us this
(09:51):
whole fucking time. Look at her eating this meat. All right,
let's let's play games. So Halloween, by the way, mine
had been Wendy's. Uh yeah, you guys were talking about
when I'm sorry you chipot late. Yeah, and Nate had
a heart attack. He had a stroke, And it was
it was in the it was in the it was
(10:12):
in the drive through. It wasn't at it was at Wendy's.
It wasn't because of Wendy's. Let's just put it was
happening well before the order. Is that really many years
uh in motion on that one. It all came to
ahead at the drive throughout Wendy's. Alright, so Halloween right
around the corner and obviously known for costumes and candy.
So I ask everyone the country was surveyed, what do
(10:35):
you think the number one candy in the world is? Okay?
I think it's Reese's. Okay, Reese's. Let's let's get the
jeopardy going. Alright, Reese's, Sam's, Reese's all Eminem, Eminem's Snickers.
(10:55):
All right, so repeat champion many years in there, we
all turn it off. Many years in a row. Reese's
Peanut butter Cups have one like the people say Reese's
Peanut butter Cups are their favorite Halloween candy number two,
not Eminem. Sorry, what did you say? I said? I
(11:18):
thought Snickers is number two with eight percent? And then
where do I fall? Eminem Zalely third with eleven and
then a sad two percent to tea pops Hey. We
got the top three, the top three forgot to pops
worth thing at all. I'm gonna be candy corn. But
(11:40):
that's like seasonal, not like have you tried candy corn?
I've tried it. I love candy corn. I love those candies.
I hated it at first, so growing up I always
thought it was like just I didn't taste it. I
just judged the book by its cover and said, that
looks disgusting. They're freaking marshmallows pretty much. Not really, the
mixture gets to me. I'll take two bites and I'll
(12:01):
be like, that's enough, I'll see you next year. Get
after the hard shell that top bite then then it's
like marshmallow. Well that's why like the pumpkin version of it,
because you bite into that, it's like a stale marsy Pan.
That's how we described the texture. It's stale marcy pan.
You don't know what marsy Pan is. No one, I'm alone.
(12:21):
What is that? Oh my god, my grandpa used to
get me marsy Pan's little candy every Easter. I can't
even know. Oh my god, it's it's everybody can see
a lot. Like think about if if you if someone's
never tried watermelon before, and now you have to describe watermelons.
I gotta hate watermelon, but but I just mean, this
(12:43):
is its own thing. I don't know how to describe
it to you. People. It's really sugary and it's kind
of chewy, but not really like you bite through it.
It's almost like a sugar dough. I don't know how
to tell. Yeah, it's not. Are much softer and they're like, marshmallowy,
this is not this has a density to it. No, Yeah,
(13:03):
but I gotta I'll try and find some good marzipan.
Most of its crap. You know, my grandpa got that
good ship he had really Yeah, that Italian new where
to go? Oh my god, I just love how like
shocked you? Or do we all have that one thing
to like? That thing that everyone knows but you feel
like everyone knows but doesn't. God, apparently it's ma I've
(13:27):
never felt more alone in my life. Feel free to
hit Sam up if you are a Marsa Pan fan
and let her know that she is not the only
one on an island. I need to find you, guys,
some fucking Marca Pan right now? Where do I find you? Know?
It's funny that when we were trying to describe it
is how I feel like I described things to my
four year old. Now it's like I'm talking to an
alien for the first time, where he's like, Dad, how
(13:49):
does a phone work? Well? You you you push like
it's hard trying to describe things when you like use
them every day. It feels like I'm talking to a
little alien, like who's just come down to Earth for
the first time. He goes, what's what's a drive through? Oh?
That's ok And I'm like, well, the car goes through.
(14:09):
He goes, where does the car come from? And I'm like,
we just drive make a terrible favorite one day. I
feel like I feel like he's a detective already at
four years old, but he's also an alien because he
doesn't understand what these things are in life. And I'm like,
so you know, Marsa Pan is going to be on
the list if I go home today and he goes,
I was listening to the podcast, Dad, what's Marca Pan?
I'm screwed, But he's going to be advanced because you
(14:31):
guys don't even know what it is yet. It says
it's okay. So it said the main ingredients are sugar
and almond meal, but that doesn't describe the taste. I
feel you guys are allergic to a lot. Between the
two of you and Derek, it probably has gluten in it.
So again, I am. That's why we don't know saying
whatever you know where my Italians at. Oh my god,
I'm so upset. It's Sam. Let her know that you
(14:54):
two love Marsavan Grandpa Santo. I'm thinking of you. You
know what's going to happen? What? No, it's gonna pop
up like there's gonna be Instagram ads from Marsa Pan now,
all because we've been talking about it. Now I want
to get only hit me up if you have Marsa
Pan and it's good, none of that bullshit. And I
challenge anyone who is listening to this right now as
you are getting ready for work, school, whatever, wherever we're
(15:17):
going in in the day, and you're eating Marsa Pan,
as you're listening listening to us talk about Marsa Pan,
send us that picture. It's Marsa Pa. It's a thing,
is it? Marsa Pana? Marci Pan, Marzi Pani, not Marcy Pan.
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