October 13, 2022 • 13 mins
As we get ready to take our yearly test for work, we find out the oddest things we have ever googled!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents fifteen minute morning show talking about I'm not
going to say Scotty was having an out of body experience. Okay, wait, okay,
(00:23):
so we're about to start the fifteen minute morning show
podcast high and then Scotty proclaims, I said, how do
people have pubes that long? I wonder the same thing
sometimes when I go in the bathroom and there's what
I think is a pube on the toilet and it's
like this long. It was longer, I know, but you
just kind of threw that out there without knowing where
it came from. I'm just gonna I just came back
to the bathroom. I don't know we were doing this yet.
(00:44):
I was just asking you, guys, Scotty, how do you
know it was a pube? Yeah, maybe it came off
the top of their head. It was in the urinal
where no, I couldn't. No one has hair like that
on their head. Have you ever seen the Guinness Book
of World Records, like the the Man and the Woman
with the Longest fingernails, Ye were like really long and
they started curling. I thought, you're going to say the
(01:06):
longest Pube took up. I'm sure there's a record there.
Dooty always is searching for everything we talked about. Oh
my god, guess I don't know a foot we have
a foot foot? I don't know. I'm going longer before
(01:28):
you tell us how long this pub is Pube is?
How do they know it? Was there? A contest recorded
somebody from Cape Town, South Africa? How long is it?
Let me find it? Hold on? Is it singular? Or
are they all growing? I shouldn't have hit Google image
on that. You have to imagine there are people who
(01:51):
never trend their pubes. None of these are real, none
of these. That's me getting another shower. On the far right,
avert the Cabratian. I don't think you're thinking none of those.
Alex has that photo on the right was a big,
big bush, he says. That's me getting out of the
shower to his friends. Don't they just fall out before
(02:12):
they get so long? You right? And obviously when somebody
was stretching it out right like they were holding it
to measure it, I just won't up and realize what
we're doing? Gross? Are we really doing this? Is this
content for the day? I mean, there's got to be
people that never trim there. Oh that's in cute. Look
(02:37):
at me for one second. Really, Okay, that's a little
last thing. Do we have to go back to the pube?
Look at that one that guy braided it like a rat.
Looking at that impressive talent. Look at the one at
the bottom with all the different ok are we done? Fifty?
(03:02):
Morning show? Ever, this room has no dignity. I see.
I know that one day. The FBI is coming from
my laptop. And that is why I only google the
weird things during morning show hours because it's all show prep, FBI,
all of it. I don't look this stuff up on
my own. You know what I googled the other day.
You know how in movies they say, oh, get some
lime to dissolve the body or something. So I googled that. Right,
(03:26):
I'm like, what does lime actually do? And we're not
talking about the fruit, no, no, no, not the fruit,
but I'm powder, the white powder. It helps with the decomposition.
So now that's on my searches all the time, and
now you're missing it on this program to try to
pretend like you're not guilty. So, like Gandhi said, I
(03:46):
do some searches sometimes that I know would not be
the norm. But yesterday I'm I'm sure you guys got
it too. We got that code of conduct and training
that we have to take every single year, and so
I did it yesterday. And one of him on there
says that if you use a computer that belongs to
the company, you should never look at adult images or
(04:07):
anything that has to do with that. I'm like, well,
well that's different for us, right, Like, I mean, I
signed up that I don't, but it's different for us.
It's all show prep right, allow Froggie's faces. Why would
I ever look up the world's longest tubes at my apartment? Ever?
Do that? I have no use for that. But here
I look it up and then I show you all.
I feel like that code of conduct doesn't totally apply
(04:27):
to us, like when we go through all that underneath
in parentheses, shouldn't it except for oh, you know what.
Speaking of the code of conduct, Scotti is trying to
get out of his tickets now, so you know how
we write tickets for inappropriate comments all the time Andrew
writes the tickets. Scottie said, according to the video, that
anybody handing him a ticket is now harassing him, because
(04:48):
if you hand somebody a harassing note, it's it's now
on SRIA. But I said, you need to go ahead
and turn those tickets into the HR department. When you
complain about it and you see who comes out on
top what they're harassing you about. I will not accept
these notes anymore. I want it's harassment, that's right. Hey,
Can we talking about your hair color? So you're saying
if you go a day or two without washing it,
(05:09):
it naturally turns darker. Because I love the color of
your hair, like dirt. Thank you, it's dirt. It's just dirt.
Go to house Scottie's. I got it died dark right
before I left for my sister's wedding, and it's just
kind of stayed dark. You did a great job, naturally dark.
But yeah, but it gets so when I went blonde,
(05:29):
they put boliage on it, and she will not take
it back to black black because she says it's like
a tattoo. So she just adds dark on top of
the bolliage all the time. So sometimes it fades to lighter.
Isn't it biolage? She said, bolly, because that's Indian, it's bash.
I thought it was biolage. That's what it isn't a
girl that's the name of that's a different company. She
(05:50):
stuck with something totally different. Andrew, do you have a
taken down, take it worthy? What else do we want
to talk about? This has been the weird to What
color is your hair? Naturally? Preston's hair color, my son,
it's lightest brown, but it can go blonde very easily.
It's very light. I don't think I've ever known you.
(06:12):
You haven't. She hasn't had natural hair color in at
least twenty years. I don't remember you having natural hair
color ever on the show. I don't keep the red
red came out so easily because I'm every two weeks now,
I go for like a little a little um, what
the hell did they call it? Ah? It looks so
good like the wash a glaze? What color do you
(06:34):
call that put bottle? I don't know. I don't know.
They don't let me see the bottle so that I
keep going back. But thanks Michelle's shout out to Michelle.
You know, I really wish I had gray hair. Remember
when I went gray, I looked you were so upset
because you couldn't get it out well. That okay, I
(06:54):
want to go gray naturally. I don't want to be
artificially gray, but I think I would look so distinguished
and handsome. I think guys gray hair so sexy. Love
Lord getting there. I don't. I haven't put anything in
my hand. My head is always natural. I've never at
I'm gonna get a hair cut today to get rid
(07:15):
of some with the gray. Why look hot with gray? Wait? Wait,
if you cut it, doesn't that just give you more
because from the bottom and it masks it. The shorter
it is, the less you see, you can always use
like just for men, and I don't want to do that.
I just it is what it is. I'll never die
my hand spot those guys mile away and it's embarrassing.
(07:37):
Just how do you tell die on their on their
shalp and it looks it looks all weird and ship stuff.
It's it's you put it in, it's like a conditioner
and leave it there for a few minutes, then you
wash it out. Isn't the same as in the shower,
like after you shampoo. Just it slowly attaches to any
(07:58):
gray hair and just tones it down, although it doesn't
totally take it away. He's dying for me to do that.
I'm like, I like heavy now. I had this silver
ship since I was in junior high. That's awesome. This
is not that it's cool, is it? I love? I
wish I could do that. Left my hair. Husband Terry
(08:19):
has gray hair, and if he didn't have like that
is his signature, Like that's his look and if he
didn't have it, it it would be weird. He just has
to have it. It's just something, you know. It's like
all of us something about a silver fox. Technically there
is I don't think there is such thing as a
silver fox. It's a man, isn't it. There isn't the
arctic fox? Right? Well, there you go, so we should
(08:42):
stop calling people silver foxes. Doesn't call them arctic fox.
Fri polvish the arctic fox. I like the sound of
arctic fox. Once again, there's really no rhyme or reason
for anything we're doing on this podcast. But it's a
fun conversation. But he else introduced by I'm buying lunch today.
That's are you gone? I don't probably we always go
(09:03):
How far is that? It's gonna have to drive there?
Can you walk four blocks away? It is a pleasant day.
This isn't it's going to be in the midst of
We can sit outside. Actually scary the top down, Scotty,
you cut it so you can embarrass this. I can
break a glass in the street. Can Scotty sit at
another table or just get him a booster seats? Oh,
(09:25):
I want my siltzer water with the three cherries and
some cherry juice at it fingers. I love that you
order that your you order your special. It's a cherry
whipped cream my dessert in my crustless cherry pie. I
love it. No season is done, but they do have that. Yeah,
they have this bolca uh pasta. Yeah, look at me?
(09:55):
Are we still We're actually having a conversation that we
would have without a camera. Right. If you're wondering what
we're like without the camera you're seeing, I'm telling you
I'm going to go back to that thing I said
a couple of months ago. If I saw us having
a conversation, I would say, God, I would love to
be part of that conversation. You know what. It looked
like they're having so much fun, and with a SMR
being so popular, we could bring a camera to lunch
(10:17):
and just people could just watch us and listen to you,
and then the other people who have now we'll want
to kill you. He's a phony as Scotty won't even
listen to serial killers. My son. If I put it
on in the car, he goes because we eat. Yeah,
the chewing, he's he's got it so bad. There's some
(10:37):
people that chew and it makes me hungry, But then
there's other people that chew that I have chooing. Some
chewing makes you hung some I don't. There's like like
Irano cho choose, it's gross, but if Tony Soprano choose,
it sounds I get hungry. I can see that it
seems like he was actually enjoying the food without it
being gross, and like shooting all over without like you
(10:58):
can hear like a scary mouth. You can hear the saliva,
like you know, digestion begins in the mountain, the mountain
as soon as the saliva hits the food, his food.
You don't. Food tastes much better when you oxygen eate it.
So did you ever take a piece of bread and
eat it inside versus going outside with with with a
lot more. I feel like that the air is glowing,
(11:20):
it's windy and you eat a piece of bread in
the wind and it tastes completely different. That has nothing
to do here. You have a different you're wine or
you're eating food and you're take in a little air
while you're doing it. It goes. It's that you can
(11:41):
taste it through your You have to admit that food
tastes different when you're eating it outdoors. Driving down the
road with his head out the eating food. I got
my I got my head at the sunroof and Jelly
go standing from do we get a fan? And here, Scary,
(12:07):
you taste it better. It tastes different. I don't know
if it's a chemical thing. I don't know. If you're
mixing you're mixing oxygen with your food and you can
taste it differently. Okay, that's the way. It's the same.
Theory is if your if your nose just topped up,
you can't really taste food. Why don't we don't be
in the wind the way Scary describe it, Then you
can't take exactly the way Scary just described. He goes
(12:29):
if you eat it inside versus outside. I imagine him
in like a white lab coat, like going through this experiment,
writing things down on a clipboard. He's got somebody with
a lawnblower, like in his face, blowing where you like
test them. You need a leaf blower blowing apparent anyway. Okay,
(12:51):
I don't know what we just did, but we're done.
Everyone say goodbye. Oh my gosh m The fifteen Minute
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents fifteen minute morning show talking about I'm not
going to say Scotty was having an out of body experience. Okay, wait, okay,
(00:23):
so we're about to start the fifteen minute morning show
podcast high and then Scotty proclaims, I said, how do
people have pubes that long? I wonder the same thing
sometimes when I go in the bathroom and there's what
I think is a pube on the toilet and it's
like this long. It was longer, I know, but you
just kind of threw that out there without knowing where
it came from. I'm just gonna I just came back
to the bathroom. I don't know we were doing this yet.
(00:44):
I was just asking you, guys, Scotty, how do you
know it was a pube? Yeah, maybe it came off
the top of their head. It was in the urinal
where no, I couldn't. No one has hair like that
on their head. Have you ever seen the Guinness Book
of World Records, like the the Man and the Woman
with the Longest fingernails, Ye were like really long and
they started curling. I thought, you're going to say the
(01:06):
longest Pube took up. I'm sure there's a record there.
Dooty always is searching for everything we talked about. Oh
my god, guess I don't know a foot we have
a foot foot? I don't know. I'm going longer before
(01:28):
you tell us how long this pub is Pube is?
How do they know it? Was there? A contest recorded
somebody from Cape Town, South Africa? How long is it?
Let me find it? Hold on? Is it singular? Or
are they all growing? I shouldn't have hit Google image
on that. You have to imagine there are people who
(01:51):
never trend their pubes. None of these are real, none
of these. That's me getting another shower. On the far right,
avert the Cabratian. I don't think you're thinking none of those.
Alex has that photo on the right was a big,
big bush, he says. That's me getting out of the
shower to his friends. Don't they just fall out before
(02:12):
they get so long? You right? And obviously when somebody
was stretching it out right like they were holding it
to measure it, I just won't up and realize what
we're doing? Gross? Are we really doing this? Is this
content for the day? I mean, there's got to be
people that never trim there. Oh that's in cute. Look
(02:37):
at me for one second. Really, Okay, that's a little
last thing. Do we have to go back to the pube?
Look at that one that guy braided it like a rat.
Looking at that impressive talent. Look at the one at
the bottom with all the different ok are we done? Fifty?
(03:02):
Morning show? Ever, this room has no dignity. I see.
I know that one day. The FBI is coming from
my laptop. And that is why I only google the
weird things during morning show hours because it's all show prep, FBI,
all of it. I don't look this stuff up on
my own. You know what I googled the other day.
You know how in movies they say, oh, get some
lime to dissolve the body or something. So I googled that. Right,
(03:26):
I'm like, what does lime actually do? And we're not
talking about the fruit, no, no, no, not the fruit,
but I'm powder, the white powder. It helps with the decomposition.
So now that's on my searches all the time, and
now you're missing it on this program to try to
pretend like you're not guilty. So, like Gandhi said, I
(03:46):
do some searches sometimes that I know would not be
the norm. But yesterday I'm I'm sure you guys got
it too. We got that code of conduct and training
that we have to take every single year, and so
I did it yesterday. And one of him on there
says that if you use a computer that belongs to
the company, you should never look at adult images or
(04:07):
anything that has to do with that. I'm like, well,
well that's different for us, right, Like, I mean, I
signed up that I don't, but it's different for us.
It's all show prep right, allow Froggie's faces. Why would
I ever look up the world's longest tubes at my apartment? Ever?
Do that? I have no use for that. But here
I look it up and then I show you all.
I feel like that code of conduct doesn't totally apply
(04:27):
to us, like when we go through all that underneath
in parentheses, shouldn't it except for oh, you know what.
Speaking of the code of conduct, Scotti is trying to
get out of his tickets now, so you know how
we write tickets for inappropriate comments all the time Andrew
writes the tickets. Scottie said, according to the video, that
anybody handing him a ticket is now harassing him, because
(04:48):
if you hand somebody a harassing note, it's it's now
on SRIA. But I said, you need to go ahead
and turn those tickets into the HR department. When you
complain about it and you see who comes out on
top what they're harassing you about. I will not accept
these notes anymore. I want it's harassment, that's right. Hey,
Can we talking about your hair color? So you're saying
if you go a day or two without washing it,
(05:09):
it naturally turns darker. Because I love the color of
your hair, like dirt. Thank you, it's dirt. It's just dirt.
Go to house Scottie's. I got it died dark right
before I left for my sister's wedding, and it's just
kind of stayed dark. You did a great job, naturally dark.
But yeah, but it gets so when I went blonde,
(05:29):
they put boliage on it, and she will not take
it back to black black because she says it's like
a tattoo. So she just adds dark on top of
the bolliage all the time. So sometimes it fades to lighter.
Isn't it biolage? She said, bolly, because that's Indian, it's bash.
I thought it was biolage. That's what it isn't a
girl that's the name of that's a different company. She
(05:50):
stuck with something totally different. Andrew, do you have a
taken down, take it worthy? What else do we want
to talk about? This has been the weird to What
color is your hair? Naturally? Preston's hair color, my son,
it's lightest brown, but it can go blonde very easily.
It's very light. I don't think I've ever known you.
(06:12):
You haven't. She hasn't had natural hair color in at
least twenty years. I don't remember you having natural hair
color ever on the show. I don't keep the red
red came out so easily because I'm every two weeks now,
I go for like a little a little um, what
the hell did they call it? Ah? It looks so
good like the wash a glaze? What color do you
(06:34):
call that put bottle? I don't know. I don't know.
They don't let me see the bottle so that I
keep going back. But thanks Michelle's shout out to Michelle.
You know, I really wish I had gray hair. Remember
when I went gray, I looked you were so upset
because you couldn't get it out well. That okay, I
(06:54):
want to go gray naturally. I don't want to be
artificially gray, but I think I would look so distinguished
and handsome. I think guys gray hair so sexy. Love
Lord getting there. I don't. I haven't put anything in
my hand. My head is always natural. I've never at
I'm gonna get a hair cut today to get rid
(07:15):
of some with the gray. Why look hot with gray? Wait? Wait,
if you cut it, doesn't that just give you more
because from the bottom and it masks it. The shorter
it is, the less you see, you can always use
like just for men, and I don't want to do that.
I just it is what it is. I'll never die
my hand spot those guys mile away and it's embarrassing.
(07:37):
Just how do you tell die on their on their
shalp and it looks it looks all weird and ship stuff.
It's it's you put it in, it's like a conditioner
and leave it there for a few minutes, then you
wash it out. Isn't the same as in the shower,
like after you shampoo. Just it slowly attaches to any
(07:58):
gray hair and just tones it down, although it doesn't
totally take it away. He's dying for me to do that.
I'm like, I like heavy now. I had this silver
ship since I was in junior high. That's awesome. This
is not that it's cool, is it? I love? I
wish I could do that. Left my hair. Husband Terry
(08:19):
has gray hair, and if he didn't have like that
is his signature, Like that's his look and if he
didn't have it, it it would be weird. He just has
to have it. It's just something, you know. It's like
all of us something about a silver fox. Technically there
is I don't think there is such thing as a
silver fox. It's a man, isn't it. There isn't the
arctic fox? Right? Well, there you go, so we should
(08:42):
stop calling people silver foxes. Doesn't call them arctic fox.
Fri polvish the arctic fox. I like the sound of
arctic fox. Once again, there's really no rhyme or reason
for anything we're doing on this podcast. But it's a
fun conversation. But he else introduced by I'm buying lunch today.
That's are you gone? I don't probably we always go
(09:03):
How far is that? It's gonna have to drive there?
Can you walk four blocks away? It is a pleasant day.
This isn't it's going to be in the midst of
We can sit outside. Actually scary the top down, Scotty,
you cut it so you can embarrass this. I can
break a glass in the street. Can Scotty sit at
another table or just get him a booster seats? Oh,
(09:25):
I want my siltzer water with the three cherries and
some cherry juice at it fingers. I love that you
order that your you order your special. It's a cherry
whipped cream my dessert in my crustless cherry pie. I
love it. No season is done, but they do have that. Yeah,
they have this bolca uh pasta. Yeah, look at me?
(09:55):
Are we still We're actually having a conversation that we
would have without a camera. Right. If you're wondering what
we're like without the camera you're seeing, I'm telling you
I'm going to go back to that thing I said
a couple of months ago. If I saw us having
a conversation, I would say, God, I would love to
be part of that conversation. You know what. It looked
like they're having so much fun, and with a SMR
being so popular, we could bring a camera to lunch
(10:17):
and just people could just watch us and listen to you,
and then the other people who have now we'll want
to kill you. He's a phony as Scotty won't even
listen to serial killers. My son. If I put it
on in the car, he goes because we eat. Yeah,
the chewing, he's he's got it so bad. There's some
(10:37):
people that chew and it makes me hungry, But then
there's other people that chew that I have chooing. Some
chewing makes you hung some I don't. There's like like
Irano cho choose, it's gross, but if Tony Soprano choose,
it sounds I get hungry. I can see that it
seems like he was actually enjoying the food without it
being gross, and like shooting all over without like you
(10:58):
can hear like a scary mouth. You can hear the saliva,
like you know, digestion begins in the mountain, the mountain
as soon as the saliva hits the food, his food.
You don't. Food tastes much better when you oxygen eate it.
So did you ever take a piece of bread and
eat it inside versus going outside with with with a
lot more. I feel like that the air is glowing,
(11:20):
it's windy and you eat a piece of bread in
the wind and it tastes completely different. That has nothing
to do here. You have a different you're wine or
you're eating food and you're take in a little air
while you're doing it. It goes. It's that you can
(11:41):
taste it through your You have to admit that food
tastes different when you're eating it outdoors. Driving down the
road with his head out the eating food. I got
my I got my head at the sunroof and Jelly
go standing from do we get a fan? And here, Scary,
(12:07):
you taste it better. It tastes different. I don't know
if it's a chemical thing. I don't know. If you're
mixing you're mixing oxygen with your food and you can
taste it differently. Okay, that's the way. It's the same.
Theory is if your if your nose just topped up,
you can't really taste food. Why don't we don't be
in the wind the way Scary describe it, Then you
can't take exactly the way Scary just described. He goes
(12:29):
if you eat it inside versus outside. I imagine him
in like a white lab coat, like going through this experiment,
writing things down on a clipboard. He's got somebody with
a lawnblower, like in his face, blowing where you like
test them. You need a leaf blower blowing apparent anyway. Okay,
(12:51):
I don't know what we just did, but we're done.
Everyone say goodbye. Oh my gosh m The fifteen Minute
Morning Show
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