Tis The Pumpkin

Support your local farms, the show also breaks down the sound from Gandhi's dog walking over the weekend! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
farm Elvis presents Minute Morning Show. Hey, here we go
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. We're all over the place.
There's uh Froggy and Jacksonville. Nate in his corner. You're

(00:26):
scary at my microphone. There's Danielle in her basement. Hello,
and God is back in New York. It's great to
have you back. It's nice to be back, even though
I'm not there. There's Garrett and Scotty b and uh Me.
I'm the middle of New Jersey, out by a pumpkin field?
Can I just over the weekend we were up in
Hammond to New Jersey. I don't know how far that
is from you, Elvis, but it's every five seconds we

(00:49):
passed a pumpkin field, or a pumpkin patch, or apple
picking or just a farm standings wanting to stop. Yes,
there was like all these corn mazes. It was the
coolest thing. I didn't have time with all the soccer,
but I was like, this place is awesome. Can I
ask a question? Yeah, are there any places I'm sorry,
are there any places where you can actually pick your
own pumpkin anymore? They just dump them there out of

(01:11):
a truck. I've never seen a place in years we
actually just picked them from a vine. I don't exist.
I don't know. I mean they have fields filled with them.
I don't know if they're connected in And you can say,
you know, you pick pumpkins. Let's just say you pick
up a pumpkin, because that's all you do. Can technically
you pick it because there's a billion you're not thinking
when you're choosing it. I want to talking about you

(01:32):
want someone to harvest about this. I want to take
the vine, and I want to take it right off
the vine. I think that requires the machette, and that's
probably not safe for insurance purposes. I mean, you can
probably break it off, but I mean I haven't seen
an actual farm where the pumpkins are attached to the
ground since I was a kid. I guess you could
use a wire cutter. Yeah, I don't know. You know what,
I'm gonna go drive it around out in the middle

(01:52):
of nowhere today and see what the deal is. I
will go investigate that. These pumpkin days and they also
bring animals out for the kids to play with. They
I think this month is the month that takes care
of their entire year's budget. I mean their farms. And
you know, farms do okay, the ones that do well,

(02:14):
some don't do well at all. But these these tourists
that come in from out of out of state and
out of town. That's where they make their year's money.
It's it's right now. So support your local farm. Go
pick up a pumpkin that's sitting on the ground at
a farm there you so there they make chili too
at these places, the chili and add that to the property.
The chili is so good at those places. So I

(02:36):
want apple slash, pumpkin picking whatever. But at a small
farm in New Jersey myself, and they said that it
was a very bad season, so they had a pretty
much import everything. So they said, act like you're picking
a pumpkin from from a patch, but really they had
to skipped them from from Vermont because the weather was
so bad that the apples, pears, and and pumpkins were

(02:57):
not so great. So, like Alas said, definitely support your
your local farm. There you go, h yeah, but talk
about on the weekends if it's a nice days. So
in all the restaurants near the farms, they get all
the business too. I mean it's a big business out here. Huge.
Hey can we talk again about Gandhi's video that she
posted on her Instagram story, the one where she's out

(03:19):
with the dog and her sister's dog and the dog
goes crazy and you hear a man's voice or a
kid's voice or boy's voice. Should we play that? Yeah? Yeah,
go ahead and play. Listen to the voice. You want
to go back inside? Hey, hey there, it is very creepy.

(03:44):
It sounds different every time I hear it. Yes, I
hear new things. So really shocked at the amount of
people saying they hear somebody saying what the fuck or
fuck it? In something off? So I had two talkbacks.
We didn't have time to get to it on the
Big Show, but they said their dogs, one dog and
one cat, were listening to each their owners listening to

(04:05):
the sound, and they just had this weird stare like
they've never seen before. So it's like they believe their
animal heard something that we didn't. Should go get my dog,
Let's see how Max reacts. Oh my god. Yes, And
I would also like to say all of the people
yelling at me about how I'm handling the dog, why,

(04:26):
what is the problem? What am I supposed to do? Yeah,
she has a harness. She's trying to take off and
do something. What am I supposed to do? I thought
about you were trying to murder the dogs. She's crying
and that's why we think she's crying because of what
she's encountering, that voice that we hear. How many times
do your cats just stare at something, Danielle and you're like,

(04:47):
what is that? The worst is when you're in bed
at night and like, say, Sheldon's not home, the kids
are not home, and all of a sudden, the cat
gets up on the bed. It's like looking around frantically,
and I'm like, oh, someone's in the house. Something's in
the house. Hi. So I'll have to I'll have to Okay,

(05:07):
all he wants to play too, Here's all I do.
I'm gonna have to like turn my micrope Oh boy,
I'm gonna have to turn my microphone off so then
the little kid's voice will come through the speakers. Okay, here,
couch of three for me? One? Two? Okay, are you
ready to play the sound? Stop it all? Right? Here

(05:30):
we go one too? Three? You want to go back inside? Hey? Hey,
well he did react, but there's a dog. I forgot
about that sniffing yea, his ears go up? Why the way,

(05:52):
But there's you're playing the sound of a dog. I
forgot about it. If we could eliminate the dog, please
give me twenty minutes, we can isolate that dead kid
about that at the end of the clip. Though, at
the end of the clip, sound like there's banging to
what else is going on? Nothing? I mean, I was
standing outside with the dog. That was the dog on
the leash, so so you're you're you're moving around with

(06:14):
the dog. So yeah, I'm sure that's what that was.
Maybe that's what it was. I don't know. You know,
they hear things we don't hear. Yeah, they said that
the in the tsunami in Thailand, the elephants knew that
it was coming and they took all of the farmers
up into the hills. They were trying to stop them.
Nobody could stop these elephants. They were just gone. They
felt the rumble in their feet. Animals. I love them that,

(06:37):
you know what, their companions, but they also look out
for you and now they've you know, they teach them
how to sniff out cancer and other things. They know
when maybe a seizure is coming along. You know. They're
they like to work and almost like to work. Dogs especially,
they like to be put to work doing something they
can tell low blood sugar. But I can't help. But

(06:58):
notice none of you watched my bear tapeworm video that
I sent you. I'm not watching that. Walking around with
the tape I told you about the k Nines for
warriors people that I met a gentleman who was He
was a veteran and he was suffering from PTSD, night nightmares,

(07:18):
all kinds of stuff, panic attacks in public. He was
on twenty six different medications. He got a dog. He's
completely off the medication. The dog wakes him up before
he has night terrors, and if he's in public and
he's about to have a panic attack, the dog senses
it and it tells him to sit down and rest
prior to having the panic attack. The dog has figured
out so many things. Dogs are absolutely brilliant. They're the best.

(07:41):
They are, and they don't think like we do. They
have a totally different foundation of thinking, and so they
don't approach things. They don't They don't that the same
way we do. They don't hear things the same way
we do they analyze things differently than we do. So yeah,
I love them cats too. Hello, okay cats, And right
now my two cats, like, my one cat is suffering

(08:01):
from you guys know, he has bad allergies and he
had a little episode over the weekend. So the other
cats still is hissing at him constantly. So they said
it could be one or two things. It could be
because he smells the hospital where he was on him still,
or he senses something's not right with him and he's
off and that's how they react to it. So I

(08:22):
don't know which one it is. But wow, that's at
me all the time. So we start hissing at Nate.
Ha ha, he already hitsed at me earlier. Oh that's right.
You don't want to bother you, Froggy. You're a busy man.

(08:44):
I don't want to put any more on your plate.
You dismissed. Froggy's question was great. Nate's intention was good. However,
I do see where it was dismissive. But his intention was, Hey,
you don't have to worry about that, so just go
on with whatever else you have to do. I know
he did it to me too, because he knew I
was leaving right after that, because Danielle, you you're kind
of like, well wait wait it says here. I'm like, no,

(09:05):
don't worry about it. Yeah, he's not because they changed
the time. So I'm like, wait, it's not explaining this.
No one's understanding what we're saying. What we have someone
scheduled to come in and meet with us, okay, and
it's on the calendar for nine, but if now it
got moved to ten thirty whatever. So Froggy says, okay, well,
who is that in Need's answers, Oh, don't worry, Froggy.

(09:30):
Don't worry about it, but you gotta keep it on.
People are naturally curious. They want to know, well, what
is it? Get that in my apologies if it came
up a little brusque, but I gotta look up brusque
called I think it's qu I think that's the word.
Now I'm questioning myself. Anyway, you don't need to know
about it. So I'm the frame of mind and Elvis,

(09:52):
you've done this to me where I'm like, hey, did
you see this ema from already? Got it handled? Okay, great?
I love not having to work proper. The brusque is
markedly short or abrupt, but at least you know what
was in that email, and you're just like dismissing it
was a person's nature. I will explain my actions according

(10:13):
I need a twenty minute dissertation when I don't need
to worry about it. And then Nate got mad that
we were mad at him and called Hi him a bit.
I really think I lost like some sort of filter here.
I wanted to see the good in what you were doing, Nate.
I mean, because you were trying. Here's the sandwich, sandwich,
I'm ready for it. Let me get you give me

(10:34):
a napkin anywhere, let's get the meat I'm gonna I
don't one love if someone just removes something from my
plate and I don't need to know any further information. However,
it is suspect though when you say no that doesn't

(10:55):
concern you. Maybe it's the way you said it and
the word you put it in. Absolutely it was that
way because that it's like, well, now I need to
know because you're okay, okay, So there's a better way
of you put the bun on top of that ship sandwich.
Maybe a better way could have been like, yeah, this
is just this is something that is a nice I

(11:16):
can't even say it because you understand where you're coming from.
You understand it's a very busy guy. Guys like, no,
he's not. He sounded like, Oh, don't worry. They're just
coming to give us each a million dollars. Brady's coming
in now, don't want coming in. We don't want to

(11:36):
worry your pretty little head over. I don't know. I
like not having to worry about ship. I'm sorry. I
don't think anyone was worried. This is the way you
just chopped him down. Okay, so the bad The backstory
is Froggy's very busy, like he actually has shipped to
do with ten and he's got to be on the
air for another station. And I don't want him to
have to worry about stuff. So if I could immediately

(11:57):
just say brusquely, I might add, don't you don't have
to worry about it. Don't worry about it. Maybe it
was a little too brusque, but it was it was
less brusque, less brusque chances of brusque. How the fund
did I remember that in a stroke? But I can't
remember some other ship that I forgot about. Language pursing
didn't seem to vacate your vocabulary. An yeah, exactly is

(12:22):
she in there? Yeah? No, no, no no, I kicked her out. Okay,
I just realized we're all using filthy language and Scotty's daughters.
Oh no, I kicked her out to Diamond. I'm not
sure if that's any better. What else do we need
to cover on this fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. I
think we're almost done. They come all back to bed

(12:43):
after this. Yeah, I know, I sleepy, Sleepy Jones late,
I didn't get the one thing up his eyes. Look
at those god, Sleepy Jones. What do post malone? Last night?
And I didn't get back from Long Island until like
one thirty in the morning, and Gandhi as well. But
you're doing better than me. It looks great. Monty's awesome
that you know you're not so much. I go to
sleep till to Jones. This is if we were on

(13:06):
long enough, Scary would fall asleep middle of the while
he's talking, Sleepy Jones. He has several times, all right, well,
let's get out of here. Have a beautiful day. Happy Monday,
Happy Monday. The fifteen Minute Morning Show