Reserve Carbs

We hash out Skeery food and why he reserves his carbs, some argue differently.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Welcome to the
fifteen in the morning show. It's quite lonely in here.

(00:24):
It's very well. You should have seen yesterday when it
was even more lovely. Oh it was just you. Well,
I mean we had you know, Danielle and Gandhi were
here and so was Garrett. Scotty was in the next studio.
But that was it. Oh yeah, I was kind of
alone in the studio. All right, Well, Danielle be back soon.
Dandie's back in what a week? I think, Yeah, she's
not even there right now. He's on her way back

(00:46):
to Danyelle seems to have stopped to cook breakfast. And
I know, I got a bagel? Thank you? What you
eating over there? Is that a Wegman's bagel? Where is
that from? I don't know where I ordered this from,
but this is a damn good bagel. So it's like
fresh from the bagel store. Jersey. Sorry, whatever, Okay, what

(01:06):
are you what are you doing that for? She's making eyes.
You don't eat carbs? No, no, okay, scoop, okay, scoop,
scoopidy scoop scoop Kanye. I what I do is I
will reserve my carbs for things that are awesome. I
don't want marginal carbs. You are so full of ship
it's ridiculous. He's not cards. No, So listen, pizza, hold on,

(01:34):
hold on. I'm whatever. But if it's you're telling me
the best pizza minute, whenever Elvis brings in pizza, you're
the have not every pizza he brings in his fantastic
pizza that's not that's not mediocre pizza that I'm sorry,
I have to I have to ask a question. So
what you're saying is all seven of those Louie Thomlinson

(01:55):
cookies were just phenomenal that you have seven over the
course of three days. Days like seven of those huge cookies.
The shortbread dot off because you will kill you. You
pulled Louis's face off. You well, the fon dot is

(02:16):
made of chemicals, and I don't. My favorite thing is
when Scary gets all fired up. Because I walked into
the other room. You were having a very animated discussion
with Scotty be about something and your mouth was full
of shortbread cookie dot is rubbery. Good dollar. I'm not
eating rubbery sugar. You eat worse than anyone on the show.

(02:37):
You know I do. But listen, you're sitting there telling
me I save my garb. If it's a random bagel
from the coffee cart, will call it. I'm not touching it.
If it's a random muffin from the coffee car and
donut like that, no, But if I bring you bagel
boss from Long Island, you're all about it. I'm in yeah,

(02:59):
because it's because it's a real bagel. Daniel, you're eating
a good bagel. Then let me see where I ordered
this from and give him a little shout out. Hold on,
here we go to Joe and Pats tomorrow. Pizza in
Joan Pass is exceptional. Alright, fair enough? Are we going
to Joan Pass tomorrow? We'll do that before the golf.
Oh my god. So I just walked into this conversation,
obviously halfway through it, but scary. I see you shoveling

(03:21):
candy down your pie hole. Gandhi. Let me put it
in its carbs. You're talking about chemicals, you know what?
The candy he eats your taco, the Gandhi taco. Okay,
at that gring goes Okay? If you notice the only
taco shell I will eat is the one surrounding your
taco Gandhi crunchy and to thing with the tuna in it,

(03:46):
and it's awesome all the others because it's a soft taco.
I pick it out with a four. I just pick
out the filling. That doesn't change anything about the candy
that you eat. But I could be doing a lot worse.
You like, oh my god, I want I was justified
in this, No I want in there this morning and

(04:08):
there was two half Snickers bars, neither which was started
by me. I beg to differ. Wasn't us? Wasn't what
you're referring to you in the plural now, what happened?
It wasn't them? It was It wasn't you or or
Andrew Scottie. What I'm saying is, but then you come

(04:29):
in here with the two halves, and then you eat half,
and then you told me the other one. What did
you do with it? Your food? What did you do
with it? What did you do with it? What did
you do with it? You have will power? You don't
have willpower. That's what it comes down to. Not this
time a year you talk when okay, you haven't had
will power since February seven. When did you win? Your doctor?
Fat lost? That's what he start. He starts January one,

(04:53):
and then he loses all control. He puts in a
good month, he has a good month, two months month
you do in those months, you tell us how bad
everything is, and months later you're eating all of it
all no carriage you do. Yeah, maybe I have to
set myself up. And that's why I say it. I

(05:14):
have to say it out loud. This is bad, this
is awful, this is bad. Imagine I walked around here
doing that full time. It's just like, that's disgusting. But
you do even though you eat it. Yeah, you'll be like,
oh God, I'm not eating a disgusting at least milk
sugar in my coffee. I drink a five calorie cup
of coffee. Oh that's the one thing you're doing the

(05:36):
course of the day that isn't loaded with sugar company
by a short bread cookie. Gandhi wasn't here when we
figured out how many Louis tomlins and cookies he ate?
How many was it, Gandhi? How many do you think? Seven? Seven?
But over the course of three three days, I mean, okay,

(06:00):
the huge cookies. They're like, they're not small cookies. And
oh they're like the whole cake pans. Yeah, the one
that they make it that you know you make your
own cookie place. They're they're solid cookies. In his argument
was that he pulled off the fond on it's still
short it and rubber on the rubber ro like single cupcakes.

(06:25):
If it's all weird colors and stuff, I'm like, that's
food coloring. That's gotta go and cupcake. He also said.
He also said he pigs and chooses his carbs, so
when Elvis brings in some pizza, he will pick that
pizza because it's always fantastic pizza. I said. Elvis brings
some pizza constantly, So every pizza is Alvis brought in saluje.

(06:45):
I'm gonna avoid it. I'm not gonna happen. You're full
of ship. Elvis needs to bring in salujies. I want
to see what happens. Don't scary. I have seen you
pick up a food that is definitely chemically coded and
stuff that's pross zest and sit there and shove it
downer pie hole and then be like, oh this disgusting,
and you keep eating it around. You know, if I

(07:08):
was surrounded by better choices. You eat cold cuts and
deli meat. Do you know how bad that is? It's no, wait, no,
it's it's a good gad stuff. It's the good stuff.
You you live by yourself. You could go to the
grocery store by stuff, pack your own lunch, bring it
in every day. It's not hard. You don't have kids
to worry about. You have you to worry. You know

(07:30):
what I did yesterday? I went out and I bought
vegetables and I made a salad for myself. And I
didn't okay, what do you mean? Okay, no candy walnuts, No,
I don't. I don't put candy chicken on top. Had
a simple extra virgin olive oil with with some red

(07:51):
wine vinegar. That was for dinner. That was dinner. Lest No,
I did have some chicken cutlet that I cut up.
Not do that on top as crumbled, and I just
happened to bread it and put some sauce and cheese
on it as it was. No feta is the better cheese. Scary.
We're not saying, We're not saying that we wouldn't love
you to eat like this, and really, you know, watch

(08:12):
what you eat and eat great. But the fact that
you say all these things but then you don't just
you're a little exactly, you're a little hypocritical everything, and
you should on our food, right, He's just I don't
drink coffee with milk and sugar. Ye put that garbage
of if you just if you look at what milk
and sugar would add, like thirty grams of sugar plus

(08:32):
how many grams of sugars in each other shortbread cookie, coffee,
cream and sugar and a shortbread cookie, how how bad
it would be. Well, I'm not having the shortbread cookie, okay,
so then it's a trade off that don't shame me
for having gream and sugar in so you're not eating
subread cook I didn't. I had half of Snickers because

(08:54):
I was a little angry this morning. But I don't
habitually go in there for a half and then go
back for other f thirty minutes later like you do,
and then seven more halfs. By the way, there's eighteen
point one grams of carbs in a short bread cookie. Scary.
That's a small one. That's a small Oh my god,
But now you're doing that regretful thing. Though after you

(09:16):
eat something, you go what did I do? Um? I
hope dr fat laws lessons can exonerated, here can be god.
I will say this, Scary, you are my favorite person
to go out and get food with because we eat
all of the food and there's usually well we're actually

(09:37):
at dinner. There's no shaming about what we're eating you
and there's no leftovers. Shut up? Help? How here comes
Elvis r Holp. I need rescuing. What is going on
in here? Take me out of here. We're talking about
hctic and this way comfortable? What's the piece that we
need him to bring? You to? Guess how many cookies

(09:57):
Scary has had of the Loui talent within cookies that
we only got four? I think, oh no, no, no,
we had more than that. Why Why are you beating
up Scary about this list of things? We should be
beating him because he started this making saying that we
were eating carbs. I saved my cards for special occasions.
That's pizza, I'm eating them. I'm eating it. But if

(10:22):
I've seen marginal pizza, like he's never seen marginal pizza.
He always eat Louie Thomlinson cookies, seven of them, seven
over three days, seven and three days. I think, may, May,
I I think the issue is this, And you guys
can back me on this if you want, if you're
not whatever. You come in and you see Louie Thomlinson

(10:45):
cookie and you start to eat it, and then you
try to you think, oh, they're all watching me eat
this cookie. I must say something out lowed to justify
my existence of this cookies existence in my stomach. You know,
it's like people who sit down to eat lunch, they
go home, they go come back to work. I go,
you know, I just had a little, a little sandwich
for lunch. You don't just tell me you had a

(11:06):
little sandwich. You don't have to. You don't owe me
an explanation of how many carbs you eat every day.
You don't need to tell us you took off the
fon done. I like, and I guess you guys talked
about his cheeseburger on the plane, No cheeseburger. Explain the cheeseburger, Well,
it was I didn't want carbs, said Rice, And I

(11:32):
said I don't want that carbs. The flight attendant says, well,
I have a surprise meal for you. But you just
have to accept a surprise. No, no, no, that's not
how it happened. I'll take the surprise. No, I took
a surprise exactly. But they didn't just say we have
a surprise for you. You were like, what else you
got that? Yes? What else? He got a surprise meal?
I'll take the surprise. So sure enough the meal shows up.
It's a cheeseburger and a side of bread, and a

(11:54):
side of and a side of something was it was
a cheeseburger with a roll. Yes, so you had three
ole basing and canning, and then you have a brownie too.
Don't forget the brown So you did want to eat
the little bitty teaspoon of orzo instead you had a cheeseburger, bun,

(12:15):
a brownie, and a roll. This sounds like the meal
they served at the fire festival. What we also have,
Elvis before you walked in, So anytime you bring in
salujis now from from here to the end of time.
Scary says he will never touch a piece of sala
as an example of just regular mark. I don't want

(12:38):
to say marginal, because they're pretty good. No, they're very slugs.
Pizza is very good. Devour entire pip Now next week
you have to bring in Saluji's pizza and he's not
allowed to touch the test it with a little little
meatballs right across the street. We could run on there
right now. But then you bring in like Ruby, Rosa

(12:59):
or Emmy or these questions. Our question is, why do
you make such a big deal out of these things
in front of everyone else? I think that's the point.
You know what, if you don't want to eat the carbs,
don't eat the carbs. You don't have to announce to
the world I'm not eating carbs, because an hour later
you're eating carbs and make yourself look weird. Yeah, you're right,
God help him here, daniel man, what's strong with Danielle's bagel?

(13:23):
She was eating a bage? Is all this the best
fresh bagel ever? Right? And and then he goes, yeah,
I would eat that because you know, my cobs, you
just ate you just ate a French at bakery. Pastry didn't.
Oh my god. He's tried to shoot all over the
people who put milk and sugar in their coffee because

(13:44):
he takes it black only five calories. Do you remember
when it's scared, you remember that when you used to
quote unquote car bload before seven. You say you can
eat all your carbs that lasted for what two days?
It was not it was not a good plan. Yeah,
I gotta get before seven. Study that came out that

(14:07):
said you're supposed to carload early on and then go
to the seat. You, Michael, stop reading these studies. These
are people who are about to run a marathon. Nobody
even care if you just shut your mouth and eat
whatever the hell you Now this pasta study comes out,
you're making me eat pasta. This is a story from
years ago. A friend of mine and I went back

(14:28):
when you could eat in them, and I get grossed
out by them. The super salad places where you kind
of you make, yeah, you make your own salads and
stuff or your way and eat it. We used to
go there. They have like the buffet and you put
the macaroni cheese next to the mashed potatoes or whatever.
I would be in line with his friend of mine,
and I go, Okay, I'm gonna have some salad on

(14:49):
my little plate and I'm gonna have a little macrony
cheese or some meat loaf. And my friend I would
look at me, going oh no, no, no, you know
there's carbs in the bread crumbs in the meat loaf.
You're gonna eat that macon and cheese, and I look
around my friends. Let me remind you you were morbidly obese.
You're in no offense because I love you, but you're

(15:11):
trying to give me tips on how to diet. Shut up,
don't don't tell me how to diet unless you know
how to diet. So it's scary. You're sort of like
that weird friend who's like who doesn't really follow the
true rules of nutrition, but you yell at us about them. Yeah,
I gotta stop that. You definitely don't practice. I gotta stop.

(15:34):
I have to just shut my enough problem. But it
doesn't help when Nate comes in with two halves of
Snickers bars and he throws one in front of don't
eat it. But Elvis, we were saying January first, when
he starts stock to fat loss, that's what we're gonna hear.
Stop putting that poison in your mouth. Here's a mala

(15:59):
this mallabar. Help you think feed him? Just don't eat
the bottom flock, can't She wants me to have a
malamar moment. I Scotty and Nate try to plump people
up like the witches. But you know what, Gandhi Danielle, guys,
it's scary. Wasn't such an advocate for nutrition? Know where

(16:25):
we'll be doing that? You wouldn't been throwing malam I
can't do it. It smells great, though, Open up like
a box of chocolate or something, and you get that
out of Roman. I know, it's like dark chocolate. Just
think of that Graham cracker in there, whatever it is,
and the marshmallow good comes out this time of you're scary,
you better eat it while you can't. I'm gonna hold out.

(16:46):
He's holding out till the camera sets off. We know you,
Bye bye. Oh he's eating it. M The fifteen Minute

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