September 21, 2022 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis to represents fifteen minute morning show. This is
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look, everyone's everyone who's
(00:24):
fun is here. There's a scary and there's Gandhi and Froggy,
Scotty b and Danielle's great Nate. Where's uh wait where Scarrett?
I guess he's not fun Garrett. We pushed the Garrett.
Oh he's coming. He's hustling every day, he's Solin. All right,
here he comes. So before we started the podcast, I said,
(00:47):
well what we did to talk about? And then Nate says, well,
you guys are about to hop on a plane in
front to Vegas. Talk about Vegas. Okay, you start. Are
you happy that you're not going? I can't well, yes, yes.
People always go, oh my god, I'm fun. Your job
takes you to Vegas every year. Were like, oh, you
to keep in mind when we go to Vegas, we
(01:07):
were working exactly and aside from Elvis, I have probably
been to Vegas more than all of you guys combined.
And that's not a breath in Vegas, that's right. But
I did when I lived in l A. It was
only a four hour drive and then on top of that,
I did a stupid brokered show on an AM station
(01:29):
that was all about Las Vegas. So they would fly
me out once a month, put me up, SENDI hotels.
I was so tired of Vegas by the end of
doing that. We would just end up driving up on
a Saturday morning, spend the night, and then drive back
because that's where I stripped one of the places. Yeah, yes,
(01:50):
I was Michael Jacox there. How about that, those guys
are legitimately ripped. I was embarrassed to show my stomach
and abs and chest on that stage. People wasn't Michael
j chest But they can't see they can't see that part.
It was embarrassing. There are people I really should have
gotten in much better shape for that. There are people
(02:10):
that like scrawny yeah that you know what, though, I
still got a good reaction. I mean women, just women
at strip clubs go way more nuts and are crazier
than any man. And they are yes, like I mean
these I'm gonna say it, some of these dudes were
being attacked and grabbed it right, But I'm saying they
(02:31):
are allowed to. Like if that happened in a you know,
woman's strip club. Those those those guys would be kicked.
A double standard if you think about it really. I
mean there's like a whole strength issue involved there. Like
these male strippers can fend off a lady if they
want to, can take out the strippers. One was I
(02:52):
don't want to say it's she was built like a
fire hiker. Yes, she was pretty big. Plus there could
be a lot of them. They could be like five
or six some of them on one guy. He can't
defend himself. At that point, she was quite large and
she was all over that guy, and she liked here.
It was interesting. There is a double standard here because
like if you get a guy to strip club and
(03:13):
he's had too much to drink, he can really be
a dick. He can be dangerous too, But women kidney too,
they have a couple of drinks in him. I mean,
you saw that woman Heckler at the comedy club the
other night. She'd be dangerous at a strip club. Could
be definitely have taken her. I don't go in any aggression,
but from what I've seen I've been a part of
(03:33):
I've hosted ladies nights at strip clubs where men would
strip back in the day. No, and I've seen the aggression.
I'd say, I'm like, oh my god, this would never
go down if this was like the hands in his pants,
and like, yeah, okay, that's what I said. Well, Vinny
from the Jersey Shore is doing I think Chippendale's right now.
And he posted a picture of the other day nothing
(03:55):
but nail marks down his back after Okay, so that's
called assault. These women think they have a chance with
like these guys, and they're like, they're not going to
go home with you. Like what's just say with women?
And that's why my and I'm like, I'm keeping my money,
thank you. Years and years and years ago, Scottie b
and all his EVE crew they would go down to
(04:16):
stilettos or flashdance and he spent all his money. I'm like,
what are you doing that. They don't have any interest
in you. Well, they did because I used two dollar bills,
so they liked me a little more. They had funny
money there that was stupid. So they liked my two
(04:36):
dollar bills. You know, you'd you'd have to you give
them like twenty dollars and you get like fifteen dollars
worth of funny money. They'd rip you off. You still
are so weird about your two dollar bills? Why do
you love your two dollar bills so much? Just because
they are conversation starters, you know something, If you throw
a strip or two instead of a five, I think
they would value the two even though it's three dollars,
(04:56):
because it's too when you call them strippers or the
answers a lapt they're not a stripper, entertainers dancers. Okay,
when you go to the bank and didn't ask for
the two dollar bills, do they look at you weird? Nope,
it's just one lady Mary Alice at City Bank. I
(05:17):
walked in and she's like, I got them right here
for you. She has in stock for me. The other
day at our embarrassing lunch at Odeon, oh yeah, what happened?
Scotty was so just flustered because he was knocking glasses
onto the floor and shattering everywhere, making them take food
back like it was supposed to be a cold summer soup.
He made them warm it up, or like, oh god god,
(05:38):
it was just he's just a little he's like a
little four year old at the table right he asked
for a couple of cherries and whipped creams, so believe.
He's like, I'm sorry to embarrassed you guys. And he
whipped up a stack of two dollar bills and gave
them to us as our apology consolation price. It was
eight dollars. He said that should pay for the cup.
I didn't even know how much it was. I just
(06:00):
took it over out of my pocket and put it there.
Well there too, so it's probably not gonna be a lot.
Aren't you going to see that guy that's always at
our shows handing out that? Yeah, yeah, I keep those
those are good luck ones. They're not. They're just like
he gives them to you as if it is a
good luck It doesn't matter. It's just a big stack
(06:21):
he gets from the bank money. But how come you're
not like two dollar bill guy, You're you've been doing
it long. They're probably going to hand them out. This
is the best. He's like, it's a conversation starter. I've
never met someone who hates talking to people more than Scotty.
Interacting with humans heads them not to talk to him.
I gave one to a homeless guy yesterday and he said,
God bless you. It was a great conversation. How much
(06:41):
longer did that conversation go? That was it? I that's
a conversation. It made it, It made him happy. That's
a transaction, and thank you yea. Anyway, can we talk
about strip clubs, strip clubs, dance clubs, something about strippers, dancers,
whatever you want to call them. They are so aggressive
at that. Yeah, mail strippers, specifically at bachelorette parties. My
(07:04):
friend got her knees, Bruce, because he kept opening your
legs and slimming them back to yes, her knees. For
the rest of the night, she was all bruising, damaged.
I mean, I had one. I think he got every
He gave everyone the flu because he was way too
close to people and holding on him. I just it's
not my thing. If I'm being completely honest, I don't
(07:25):
like them. I don't like a gentleman's clubs, strip clubs,
whatever you want to call him. I I just can't
buy into the fantasy. To me, all I see when
I go into one of these places is like like
seventeen women with at gunpoint, like give me your wallet
kind of thing. I just feel like it's no. I
just know, But to me, it's like you know, a
(07:45):
lot of the kind of they just submit. A lot
of guys submit to the moment and they feel like,
oh man, I'm in this fantasy world and all this
is happening, and and I cannot I am. I am
turned off completely. When I go to a gentleman's club,
as you call it a gentleman's club, I think, okay, okay,
she's a single mom and she wants to put food
(08:07):
on the tip of her kid, and she's doing this
and and sometimes it goes well. Sometimes guys give her ship,
and you know, I don't know. They all have stories.
That's why when the gay guy goes to the gentleman's club,
they someone will buy me a dance and she'll come
over and I'll go, hey, I'm gay. Do you have
a brother? And it starts a conversation that's hilarious. And
she'll dance a little bit just to keep moving and
(08:28):
look busy. But we'll have conversations aw about what she's
all about. And that's probably her favorite dance of the
of the entire night. Does nothing for you at all? Nothing,
but that does nothing. No, No, I would rather I
would rather go with my female friends and buy them
(08:50):
lap dances and watch them that way, not in that way,
not in a in a creepy way, but if you're looking,
I'll go to My girlfriend watched strip clubs like loves
like female strip clubs, so so she begs me all
the time to go to them, and and and once
in a while I'll give in. And then I'll be
(09:11):
like here sitting in the corner with a cigarette from
my girlfriends. Vision him like a pimp. He's like a
pimpot into the strip club with all his lady friend
are you into girls? And they say, let's go to
(09:33):
the strip club and watch girls dance. I'm like, you
know what, I'll go, but I'm not gonna get it.
I'm gonna buy you lap dances. I want to see
Gandhi and Danielle and not disturbing. Are here? Can we report?
This isn't what he did. Here's like I'm here for
the little ladies, not for myself, by an alternate universe,
(09:55):
and we can't talk about you. You're you're more excited
about them having good time. They're actually just watching them
getting excited lightly. I'm not excited. You're happy, happy for
the happiness. If that makes you just excited this excited
or this excited out of the mouth of Scotty be earlier.
(10:18):
Does it move at all? You know what? So for
Scary birthday one year, his girlfriend got him a belly
dancer at the party, and it was he sat in
the middle of a room while she did a belly
dance and we all sat there with Scary like his
hands over his face, not knowing what to do. Fifty
of my friends was sitting there. I'm in the center,
like sitting there on a chair and this woman is
(10:41):
like dancing on me, and I'm like, what is going on?
This is this is not fun. This is not a
good way to celebrate a birthday. I'm sorry, it's just
not me. I've never been kind of guys who don't
who don't like very uncomfortable club I don't like it either.
I was at a bachelor party once where the stripper
was there and he lifted me up and he had
my legs shraddled around his neck. Yeah, and I'm screaming
(11:03):
down to so good. I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
it's it's I feel like it's one of those things
that's just so much better in theory than we actually have.
It happened. We did a bachelorette party and we had
naked sushi. So there was a really hot man naked
and there was sushi on his body and as we
were eating it, he looks at me and goes, I
really had a p I was like, and do not
(11:26):
come back, come back and place the sushi back on
your naked body. It was very weird. Yeah, not hot?
Well did he offer donuts for dessert? Where are those?
Note donuts? Go? Nate? Remember when we had that male
(11:49):
model and we were supposed to make him out of clay? What? Yeah?
Should we ask follow up questions? And it was like
when she just told you the star studios ago, little
drip drop years ago, comfortable. What's going on? Are what
(12:09):
are you guys doing in there? Wait? Plotting? Whispering? Did
somebody do something that is about to be exposed? Nate
just ran out of the studio is and there was scotty.
There's something going on. There's been a transaction. What's happening,
what's going on the transactions behind your What's what's going on?
What did they do that? It's impotted meat? Let's smell it.
(12:43):
Let smelling so good? We gotta get out of here
and say goodbye God. That was fucking gross. The fifteen
(13:11):
minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis to represents fifteen minute morning show. This is
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look, everyone's everyone who's
(00:24):
fun is here. There's a scary and there's Gandhi and Froggy,
Scotty b and Danielle's great Nate. Where's uh wait where Scarrett?
I guess he's not fun Garrett. We pushed the Garrett.
Oh he's coming. He's hustling every day, he's Solin. All right,
here he comes. So before we started the podcast, I said,
(00:47):
well what we did to talk about? And then Nate says, well,
you guys are about to hop on a plane in
front to Vegas. Talk about Vegas. Okay, you start. Are
you happy that you're not going? I can't well, yes, yes.
People always go, oh my god, I'm fun. Your job
takes you to Vegas every year. Were like, oh, you
to keep in mind when we go to Vegas, we
(01:07):
were working exactly and aside from Elvis, I have probably
been to Vegas more than all of you guys combined.
And that's not a breath in Vegas, that's right. But
I did when I lived in l A. It was
only a four hour drive and then on top of that,
I did a stupid brokered show on an AM station
(01:29):
that was all about Las Vegas. So they would fly
me out once a month, put me up, SENDI hotels.
I was so tired of Vegas by the end of
doing that. We would just end up driving up on
a Saturday morning, spend the night, and then drive back
because that's where I stripped one of the places. Yeah, yes,
(01:50):
I was Michael Jacox there. How about that, those guys
are legitimately ripped. I was embarrassed to show my stomach
and abs and chest on that stage. People wasn't Michael
j chest But they can't see they can't see that part.
It was embarrassing. There are people I really should have
gotten in much better shape for that. There are people
(02:10):
that like scrawny yeah that you know what, though, I
still got a good reaction. I mean women, just women
at strip clubs go way more nuts and are crazier
than any man. And they are yes, like I mean
these I'm gonna say it, some of these dudes were
being attacked and grabbed it right, But I'm saying they
(02:31):
are allowed to. Like if that happened in a you know,
woman's strip club. Those those those guys would be kicked.
A double standard if you think about it really. I
mean there's like a whole strength issue involved there. Like
these male strippers can fend off a lady if they
want to, can take out the strippers. One was I
(02:52):
don't want to say it's she was built like a
fire hiker. Yes, she was pretty big. Plus there could
be a lot of them. They could be like five
or six some of them on one guy. He can't
defend himself. At that point, she was quite large and
she was all over that guy, and she liked here.
It was interesting. There is a double standard here because
like if you get a guy to strip club and
(03:13):
he's had too much to drink, he can really be
a dick. He can be dangerous too, But women kidney too,
they have a couple of drinks in him. I mean,
you saw that woman Heckler at the comedy club the
other night. She'd be dangerous at a strip club. Could
be definitely have taken her. I don't go in any aggression,
but from what I've seen I've been a part of
(03:33):
I've hosted ladies nights at strip clubs where men would
strip back in the day. No, and I've seen the aggression.
I'd say, I'm like, oh my god, this would never
go down if this was like the hands in his pants,
and like, yeah, okay, that's what I said. Well, Vinny
from the Jersey Shore is doing I think Chippendale's right now.
And he posted a picture of the other day nothing
(03:55):
but nail marks down his back after Okay, so that's
called assault. These women think they have a chance with
like these guys, and they're like, they're not going to
go home with you. Like what's just say with women?
And that's why my and I'm like, I'm keeping my money,
thank you. Years and years and years ago, Scottie b
and all his EVE crew they would go down to
(04:16):
stilettos or flashdance and he spent all his money. I'm like,
what are you doing that. They don't have any interest
in you. Well, they did because I used two dollar bills,
so they liked me a little more. They had funny
money there that was stupid. So they liked my two
(04:36):
dollar bills. You know, you'd you'd have to you give
them like twenty dollars and you get like fifteen dollars
worth of funny money. They'd rip you off. You still
are so weird about your two dollar bills? Why do
you love your two dollar bills so much? Just because
they are conversation starters, you know something, If you throw
a strip or two instead of a five, I think
they would value the two even though it's three dollars,
(04:56):
because it's too when you call them strippers or the
answers a lapt they're not a stripper, entertainers dancers. Okay,
when you go to the bank and didn't ask for
the two dollar bills, do they look at you weird? Nope,
it's just one lady Mary Alice at City Bank. I
(05:17):
walked in and she's like, I got them right here
for you. She has in stock for me. The other
day at our embarrassing lunch at Odeon, oh yeah, what happened?
Scotty was so just flustered because he was knocking glasses
onto the floor and shattering everywhere, making them take food
back like it was supposed to be a cold summer soup.
He made them warm it up, or like, oh god god,
(05:38):
it was just he's just a little he's like a
little four year old at the table right he asked
for a couple of cherries and whipped creams, so believe.
He's like, I'm sorry to embarrassed you guys. And he
whipped up a stack of two dollar bills and gave
them to us as our apology consolation price. It was
eight dollars. He said that should pay for the cup.
I didn't even know how much it was. I just
(06:00):
took it over out of my pocket and put it there.
Well there too, so it's probably not gonna be a lot.
Aren't you going to see that guy that's always at
our shows handing out that? Yeah, yeah, I keep those
those are good luck ones. They're not. They're just like
he gives them to you as if it is a
good luck It doesn't matter. It's just a big stack
(06:21):
he gets from the bank money. But how come you're
not like two dollar bill guy, You're you've been doing
it long. They're probably going to hand them out. This
is the best. He's like, it's a conversation starter. I've
never met someone who hates talking to people more than Scotty.
Interacting with humans heads them not to talk to him.
I gave one to a homeless guy yesterday and he said,
God bless you. It was a great conversation. How much
(06:41):
longer did that conversation go? That was it? I that's
a conversation. It made it, It made him happy. That's
a transaction, and thank you yea. Anyway, can we talk
about strip clubs, strip clubs, dance clubs, something about strippers, dancers,
whatever you want to call them. They are so aggressive
at that. Yeah, mail strippers, specifically at bachelorette parties. My
(07:04):
friend got her knees, Bruce, because he kept opening your
legs and slimming them back to yes, her knees. For
the rest of the night, she was all bruising, damaged.
I mean, I had one. I think he got every
He gave everyone the flu because he was way too
close to people and holding on him. I just it's
not my thing. If I'm being completely honest, I don't
(07:25):
like them. I don't like a gentleman's clubs, strip clubs,
whatever you want to call him. I I just can't
buy into the fantasy. To me, all I see when
I go into one of these places is like like
seventeen women with at gunpoint, like give me your wallet
kind of thing. I just feel like it's no. I
just know, But to me, it's like you know, a
(07:45):
lot of the kind of they just submit. A lot
of guys submit to the moment and they feel like,
oh man, I'm in this fantasy world and all this
is happening, and and I cannot I am. I am
turned off completely. When I go to a gentleman's club,
as you call it a gentleman's club, I think, okay, okay,
she's a single mom and she wants to put food
(08:07):
on the tip of her kid, and she's doing this
and and sometimes it goes well. Sometimes guys give her ship,
and you know, I don't know. They all have stories.
That's why when the gay guy goes to the gentleman's club,
they someone will buy me a dance and she'll come
over and I'll go, hey, I'm gay. Do you have
a brother? And it starts a conversation that's hilarious. And
she'll dance a little bit just to keep moving and
(08:28):
look busy. But we'll have conversations aw about what she's
all about. And that's probably her favorite dance of the
of the entire night. Does nothing for you at all? Nothing,
but that does nothing. No, No, I would rather I
would rather go with my female friends and buy them
(08:50):
lap dances and watch them that way, not in that way,
not in a in a creepy way, but if you're looking,
I'll go to My girlfriend watched strip clubs like loves
like female strip clubs, so so she begs me all
the time to go to them, and and and once
in a while I'll give in. And then I'll be
(09:11):
like here sitting in the corner with a cigarette from
my girlfriends. Vision him like a pimp. He's like a
pimpot into the strip club with all his lady friend
are you into girls? And they say, let's go to
(09:33):
the strip club and watch girls dance. I'm like, you
know what, I'll go, but I'm not gonna get it.
I'm gonna buy you lap dances. I want to see
Gandhi and Danielle and not disturbing. Are here? Can we report?
This isn't what he did. Here's like I'm here for
the little ladies, not for myself, by an alternate universe,
(09:55):
and we can't talk about you. You're you're more excited
about them having good time. They're actually just watching them
getting excited lightly. I'm not excited. You're happy, happy for
the happiness. If that makes you just excited this excited
or this excited out of the mouth of Scotty be earlier.
(10:18):
Does it move at all? You know what? So for
Scary birthday one year, his girlfriend got him a belly
dancer at the party, and it was he sat in
the middle of a room while she did a belly
dance and we all sat there with Scary like his
hands over his face, not knowing what to do. Fifty
of my friends was sitting there. I'm in the center,
like sitting there on a chair and this woman is
(10:41):
like dancing on me, and I'm like, what is going on?
This is this is not fun. This is not a
good way to celebrate a birthday. I'm sorry, it's just
not me. I've never been kind of guys who don't
who don't like very uncomfortable club I don't like it either.
I was at a bachelor party once where the stripper
was there and he lifted me up and he had
my legs shraddled around his neck. Yeah, and I'm screaming
(11:03):
down to so good. I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
it's it's I feel like it's one of those things
that's just so much better in theory than we actually have.
It happened. We did a bachelorette party and we had
naked sushi. So there was a really hot man naked
and there was sushi on his body and as we
were eating it, he looks at me and goes, I
really had a p I was like, and do not
(11:26):
come back, come back and place the sushi back on
your naked body. It was very weird. Yeah, not hot?
Well did he offer donuts for dessert? Where are those?
Note donuts? Go? Nate? Remember when we had that male
(11:49):
model and we were supposed to make him out of clay? What? Yeah?
Should we ask follow up questions? And it was like
when she just told you the star studios ago, little
drip drop years ago, comfortable. What's going on? Are what
(12:09):
are you guys doing in there? Wait? Plotting? Whispering? Did
somebody do something that is about to be exposed? Nate
just ran out of the studio is and there was scotty.
There's something going on. There's been a transaction. What's happening,
what's going on the transactions behind your What's what's going on?
What did they do that? It's impotted meat? Let's smell it.
(12:43):
Let smelling so good? We gotta get out of here
and say goodbye God. That was fucking gross. The fifteen
(13:11):
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