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What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. It is a
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and ready to shoot. I don't know what that means,
but anyway, we've got special guests today. You're gonna you're
gonna meet them in a second. But first in the room,
we have Scary, we have Gandhi special guests A you'll meet,
and there's and there's Scotty B in the other room.
Here's special guest roomer too, he'll love. And here's Danielle
And of course you know that's all over here. You
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can't like that. It should be nice. He's spitting the
night with me tonight. So our guests in the room,
we'll start over here. So what can I say about
Zena burn Zina Burns. We've been working with Zena god
ever since she was in charge of digital for teen
teen People. Teen People magazine used to article for them,
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like in a while. Right now, you were at the
fashion show with Paula Abdul where she yes, you hosted
the fashion that was al where she was out of
her mind. No, we're not dating ourselves at all, but
actually so she was in charge of social media before
there was social media, teen people, and so Zena is
a very dear friend of the of the show and
hours personally, we love our Zena Burns. And over here
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Taylor Jukes, Hello Taylor Taylor. Of course, she's running all
of our operations in a beautiful Miami for our show
at Why one, and she's also a Canadian. It's now
time for ask Canadian? Okay, Okay, you don't even know
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your own national anti did like a different song for
a second. Well, now that you're living in Miami, have
you've forgotten all about your home country? Now? Yes, a lot. Well,
it's a new segment on our podcast called what's that
all the boot where we ask a Canadian? So go ahead,
ask a way. Oh Gandhi has a question for Canadian. Okay, So,
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anytime something bad is happening here in the US, we
are always like, I'm moving to Canada and Canada something
goes down. Do they say I'm moving to the United States.
I knew it. I knew it. Only border hoppers one way? Yeah, okay,
everybody wants in. Ye ever really known of someone who
definitely said screw it and they actually moved to Canada. Well, no,
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I knew one who said threatened to. He said he
was leaving the country if something happened, and then he
left the country. He moved to Australia. Okay, all right,
welcome to Canadian Taylor Jukes, Yes, other and Michael Boublay
and Justin Bieber. What are some other big like? Um,
oh yeah, Drake, you're right, some other big time like
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you know, the weekend, the weekend weekend? Forget he's Canadian.
Shawn Mendez like, yeah, Lee carro is one. Um, there's
tons of big Canadian I didn't even have accents like
you know, a boot accents save McCrae, who we just
hung out with. Okay, Canadian I got onine. We call it.
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What's it all about? Okay, it's a two part question.
Why do you guys like hockey so much? And do
you play hockey yourself? What's that all the boot? Yes,
Canadians love hockey. It's like the national sport. Obviously, big deal. No,
I don't play hockey, but I can ice skate. Oh
and I can ice skate in men's hockey skate. Yeah,
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I don't those girly figure skating ones with the toe.
I used the men's ones. Look at that. I will
tell you I went into a hockey team's locker room
one time. It's the stinkiest thing I've ever smelled. Him on.
The hockey players sweat and stink more than any other
sport where I thought you were going with that? What
else did you do in their durant? Snipped the room
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and left. I got one. Okay, what's it all a boot?
What's poutine all the boot? That's French, that's on the
other side of the country. It's still Canada. Yeah, you
know what, Yeah, everybody loves the poutine, but it's mostly
in Montreal. Well what's the poutine? Oh, it's krds. So
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they take cheese cards and you put it on French
fries and then you pour grape so good. You never
I need to go to Canada just for that. And
that's just the original. They make all these different ones.
You can get like pork belly on top of it.
There's like boutique poutine place is Maybe it does take
places were good, but that sounds real good. Welcome to
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what's it all the boot? So I was in Montreal
recently and I was shocked to find out that they
have like Jewish geli wars and bagel wars in in
in Montreal. Why is that weird? Well, I find because
I thought that was only like a New York thing.
Lived in New York. I don't expect to go to
a place like a French province like that. And and
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then and then they're fighting over bagels. My question is
do they feel that they're that they are like that
New York and the United States pale in comparison. Are
you talking a weird like like what's the best? What
is this? All the boots pizza? The Canadians will be
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like f New Yorkers and their bagels? Where the best?
Do they have that that complex? You know? What did
you do? Heard? I think you're the best? Ship like
the question? What is the question? The question is do
you guys? Can I just say I'm from Vancouver, BC,
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just on the other side of the country. We're all
very nice from there. That's like asking a New Yorker
about Alabama to Montreal once. It's beautiful there, and yes,
the people are a little snaughty there about their food.
That's America. It exhausted from that guy, I don't know
what I was a roller coaster. I had I think,
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maybe let me know if I'm asking here New York,
we are very very pizza passionate, proud right in Canada
where you're from. What what do you guys do better
than we would ever be able to do here? Betty Sam? Yes, actually, Sam,
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that's a perfect one time. The seafood is amazing, like
a wild Alaska like that hallib. It comes from Alaska.
It also comes from British Columbia up there to um.
The seafood is really good. An easy answer to a
complex question. Complex question, I have a question. It's not
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all about maple syrup. I went to Vancouver a few
years ago and we wanted to hop off a bus
at a certain street and the bus driver said, oh no,
that's a rough area. I'm gonna take you just a
little further down. And it was one street in Vancouver
that was the craziest thing I've ever seen. It puts
anything in New York to shame. They said, anything goes there.
They send everybody to this one street to do all
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the bad stuff. What is the name of that street? Street? Yes,
East That in America. Interesting about East Hastings Street. It's
you know, it's it's a lot like I'm not sure
where the comparable in New York would be, but like Venice,
you know, it's a homeless area's population in that area,
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and you know a few years ago, Vancouver opened a
safe injection site so that they could be safe, and
they just kind of all came down, So it's an
ongoing economic It was explained to us that basically, in
order to keep the crime down everywhere else, they're allowing
everyone to head over to Hastings Street and just kind
of like live your life, do it over there, don't
do it anywhere else. I was like, wow, I've never
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seen it before. Party. There's cities down there and stuff,
but I saw a guy with a giant boa just
walking around. I'm like, what, how did the snake get here? Father? No?
Like a giant boa constructed by the way, welcome to
what's that all the boot? Ask a Canadian? Scotty has
a question for Taylor. Yes, go ahead, I do. Who
is Tim Horton and why is he all about coffee?
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Oh my gosh, I'm going to fail as a Canadian here.
He's the coffee guy. Tim Warren's is the biggest coffee
chain in Canada. Even Jefin Bieber has like he's got
donuts long run. They're actually like they're up north a
lot to like not north, but yeah, they're in Pennsylvania, Ohio,
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trying to come into New York but it didn't work
so well. But wait, yeah, and they're tied to hockey too.
So in some of the places that Ghani had mentioned,
um in New York, in the arenas and the hockey arenas,
they have Tim Horton's as well. So we just learned
something about uh well, Nate's hometown, Erie, Pennsylvania, they have
a Tim Horton's. They were looking for one reason to
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go to Erie. We got one. There's several reasons. But
to sound cool, you say Timmy's. Though you don't see
Tim Hortons look at people. The Canadian thing to do
is go to Timmy's and get a double double. My
brother in law's from Quadra Island, so I've gotten a
crash course in Vank. God, we didn't know that about you.
You've been listening to Ask a Canadian, and of course
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Zena's here like what about me? Asked me questions. Well, no, no, no,
I'm actually curious because I grew up in Detroit, which
is the only place in the world where Canada to
the south of the border. Fun fact, So I grew
up about a mile away from the border, and so
we used to go all the time. And I know
that you can drink, gamble and buy coding over the
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counter when you're nineteen. And also that at McDonald's you
can get a lot of things that you can't get
at McDonald's the United States, Like they used to have
Canadian bacon on their bacon cheese. Yeah, so what is
something that you can get in the United States that
you can't get in Canada? That's good. So something you
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can get in the United States so you can't get
in Canada. Oh my gosh, thinking of food, food, I
mean guns come to mind. Ye. Sorry, I think that
pretty much that question. Well all right, well look it's
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a great round of what I think we should have
got a question Dayton ask an Arian, O time an Arian,
And that's the end of the podcast. I'm uncomfortable. The
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fifteen minute Morning Show