The Shower Thoughts

Who is packed vs who isn't packed for our trip to Iceland?!? What is everyone method of packing?!?! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis to represents a fifteen minute morning show. There
she is got a it's time and you still have

(00:27):
a You have your half of the Deer sponsor record afterwards?
Okay by you? Yeah, you have Friday. What are we
doing here? Thursday? Shower thoughts? Sure, we'll help me pull
up my shower thoughts thoughts from within the shower showing thoughts,

(00:57):
shower thoughts. All right, all right, I don't know how
much packing everyone actually has. Let's talk about it. Ready,
are we rolling? Rolling? Here we go the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. There's Froggy in New York City. There's Scary,

(01:17):
and there's Scotty B and Master Control and Dan yell
is here, and there's Gandhi and there's uh Straight and
Nate and I see Garrett, what happened in my background?
I shut off your background? Hold on now I can
see the reflection of the whole room you're in. The
show just went off. Alright, So who's packed? We're probably

(01:42):
on a plane tonight, dude. I spent four hours yesterday
and went to bed at one in the morning, and
I still only have a third of it. There and
it's just left off to the side. Nothing's in a suitcase.
Everything is scattered, unpacked. Ye, I'm impressed. Had to be.
I'm packed only because Lisa and Froggy are here, so
I'm spending the day in New York City with Lisa today,

(02:04):
so I'm going straight from here, so I kind of
had no choice, full day of dogs and packing. Here's
how I do it. I don't know how what your
system is. I'd like to hear. My system is this.
I'll pull out everything that I like that fits and
stack it up, and then from that pile, I choose
what I'm going to put in the bag, and then
I do my best to take some of it out,
knowing that I can wear some things two times. What's

(02:29):
your system? I do a full on fashion show for myself.
I have to try things on as I pulled them
out of my closet just to be absolutely sure I'm
going to fit into them, so it takes me quadruple
the time. And then I stacked that stuff off to
the side, and then at the very end, when I
have all my stuff collated, then it goes into the bag.

(02:50):
Your coating Gandhi, what's what's your what's your system. It's
similar to Scary's. I pull out my closet, I collate everything. No,
I pull out my entire closet and I have a
little fashion show, and then I pick all of the things,
and then I try to make a list of Okay,
these are the days that I have to have something nice.
I also try to find things that you can repurpose

(03:11):
in a different way. Maybe a blazer and then you
wear two different shirts underneath it. I don't know, but
it's not it's not going well stuff, Yeah, Froggy is
yours different? Yeah? So what I do is I make
a list on my phone of exactly what I need
each day, like for this day, I need a bathing suit,
this and this day and this day I need this,
and this day have to dress nice. And then I

(03:31):
lay things out day by day so that I have
the whole vacation or whatever I need laid out on
the bed. And then I pack it all together until
the CTS fair. How many do you want to where
do you guys? Burn? Because I bought the whole four,
I bring one for each day and then one in
case there's an Yeah, I'm not gonna have a multiple
A pair and a half per day. At one point

(03:54):
five pair of underwear, you can always turn them inside
out of your mind, believe the scott if you. But wait,
don't they have don't they do laundry on board for you?
They will if you need them to. I will say
that I always bring too many socks because I never
go through even a quarter of the socks I bring,
because I realized I'm always either barefoot or in or
in some kind of a flip flops sometimes. But it's like,

(04:17):
why do I need socks for? Iceland is a little
cool at night? What about you, Daniel? What's your system?
So I'm very similar to Froggy. I always have a
list in front of me of what days and what
we have going on, and then I go okay, I
go yeah, and then and then but I'm like you,
at the end of it, I go back and I
see what I can take out. There's always stuff to
take out, you know what Lisa does. I found out

(04:37):
yesterday I opened my suitcase when we got here to
get my clothes out. There were her clothes in my suitcase.
So she packed her suitcase and then cramp some more
stuff in the mine, And I'm like no, no, no, no, mine,
it's going to the same place. No, you get your suitcase,
I get mine. You get your suitcase and part of mine.
I do that with the kids all the time because
the kids never have that much stuff in their case,
and I always go, you can dig mommies this that

(04:59):
the other thing taking with them. Non Nate, Now you've
been having a lot of frustration with your pants size level,
and uh, look, you know I'm with you. I just
my thing is a lot of the clothes I'm wearing
on vacation and on on the ship are things you've
already seen. I used to be the guy that always
had something different. I don't do that anymore because nothing

(05:20):
fits and I haven't had a chance to replenish all
that well. But you are having a little pant problem. Yeah,
so I have. I loved wearing suits back when I
was in shape and get dressed up wearing suit on
a nice night out. I have seven suits. Not one
of them the pants fit. The only one the pants
kind of fit was my wedding suit that I wore
six months ago. But I ripped the seed out of

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the pants because my ass got too fat. So I
can't even wear the one that kind of fit. So
I'm bringing the one I wore to your wedding and
just not doing the button and hoping that the belt
that I wear covers it and don't sit down. And
I can't sit down in those pants. And then the
shirt I'm wearing ato, I can't sit down either. Yeah,
it's too tight, so I can stand in it. To

(06:04):
replace like the outfit that I need, I went and
got golf pants because they're kind of stretching there like
that athletic fat. They'll look kind of dressy. And then
I'm just gonna wear sport coat with it, so I'm
gonna look like the church usher that's asking you for money.
I can't button my sport coat anymore. If I do,
somebody's gonna lose an eye. So I a question about that.
Is it okay to bring a sports coat that barely

(06:26):
buttons because you know you're not gonna button, that's what
I Yes, you're okay, and way stretch material that's doesn't crease. Also,
I want to let everybody here know if when we
go to the lagoon, um, I have an inner tube
permanently around my waist now, so I will be floating.
So if anybody needs a floatation if you can carry

(06:47):
the bear cooler, yes, because my inner tube that I
cannot seem to get rid of, it will not go
anywhere under what I do. So I'm bringing that with
You can be talking about that everyone who goes to
Iceland wants to go get in that blue lagoon or
wherever I have no desire whatever, And that based on
the movie with No, No, No, it's not my first nudity.

(07:09):
That wasn't That wasn't Iceland. Al, you're not going on
our excuration to the Blue Lagoon. I don't want Are
you gonna stay on the bus? I just stay on
the bus. But let me tell you, I do want
that massage in the water that they're talking. Yeah, well
it is kind of cool. So it's a geo I've been.
It's a geo thermal hot spring, right, and this is
big hot spring, and so you're walking through it and

(07:30):
every once in a while it's like you walked through
somebody's cloud of pea because there's a jet of hot
coming up. Okay, I give you exhibit A why I
don't want to go. It's just a hot I don't
I don't want to be I don't like swimming with strangers.
I just don't. I never I never wasn't never was
a public pool guy. I just I just natural formation
that we had to see a bucket list item. I

(07:52):
think it's sold out for the day because I know
someone else who's going to tried to get tickets then
they can't. So all, I guess what if you're going
to Recolic and you want to go hopping that a
spring tomorrow, you can use my spot. Wait, can I
ask one more question about the clothing? So the couples
who are going we have some events where we have
to get dressed up. Are you guys coordinating your outfits
with your significant They have to match. They have to

(08:14):
be kind of because like Brandon Pick picked an outfit
that has certain colors and then mine are completely clashing.
And I'm like, can we do this? Yeah, you guys
will look great no matter what you wear. A Hey,
back to this the pool thing. Do they have a bar?
I'll just go to the bar they do. There is

(08:35):
there is a bar. I was. I was there a
year and a half ago. Huh, all right, man, sorry,
don't see me that the bar. All I remember is
the white cream cups that you jam on your face.
What you put you have to put something on your
I'm trying to remember. I don't know. It is kind
of cool though, it's like the unfoliating stuff. The sun rises,
so you're you're, you're they're getting a massage and the

(08:56):
sun's coming up. So it is cool. You go from
darkness to sunlight and you're but wait, wait what times
the sun come up? Because we're getting there like out
there there's we booked the wrong time. Alright, alright, so
enough about this dirty pool? What else? I'm so excited
I want to put creamsh it on my face. Can't wait.

(09:17):
I wish you guys were getting to do that, like
the waterfalls and stuff and and go through the countryside,
if you can call it that. There's like is there
a waterfall called like God's Waterfall or waterfalls or something
like that. But there's it's cool. There's like these Icelandic
the most beautiful horses you'll ever see. Uh, they have
these Icelandic horses running around all over the place. They've
got the longest hair ever. Are we going to see those?

(09:39):
I don't. I don't know someone so we have to
try the yogurt Oh, the Icelandic yogurts white stuff they
put on. They have those down at the shop, right yogurt. Also,
I hear their hot dogs are very tasty. Yeah, okay,
you're from what do you know the hot dogs they

(09:59):
weren't than the dogs here. Everybody was sucking, raving about
these hot dogs and I finally have and I'm like,
it's okay. I don't think you'll like it. I think
they put mayonnaise on it. I love mayonnaise. My favorite
is Like, there's so many things, and people like, oh,
that's such a tourist trap. I'm like, I'm a fucking tourist,
trapped me. I want to see. You're gonna be worn out.

(10:20):
I'm gonna keep you up all night on the plane.
You're not gonna want to go these those hot springs.
I'm ready for it. I'm preparing. So what you're saying
is we're in the springs and I nobody will know,
the jets, nobody will know. You can just yeah, you
could crap your pants out there and nobody. I don't
want to do that for this sore. So we're packed,
almost packed, We're ready to go. We are we excited

(10:42):
about going? Yeah? I am so excited. I am the
most thrilled to see Prima. I cannot wait to see
this most beautiful creation from Norwegian Cruise Line. So that's
gonna be it. And we're live Friday. Let's get out
of here. You guys ready to go pack? Yeah? Got
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