Movies that Scared Us

We all have that one or two movies that have shaped us for who we are today?!?! 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. That it's a

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fifteen minute morning show podcast. That's what it is. Scary
just said down at the chair and made it like
a noise. I'm sorry, I've been standing for three and
a half hours, so this is the first time I'm
sitting that. I'm sitting down and my weight just went
and hit the chair and went, hey, can we get
a closeup of scary shirt? The happy store child World
top it's a toy supermarket. Yeah, child World, Child World

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everything a toy store should be now defunct and used
to compete with Toys r Us back in the day,
and it was a regional toy store. Someone from Connecticut
that said that they're so upset the day that it
went out of business. What's wrong with the shirt? I've
heard Toys r Us are making a comeback, the God
World not making a comeback. But is it kind of
creepy that a grown man is wearing a child child World,

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especially if you don't know that that was an actual store.
To me, it just looks like, you know, you're never
heard a Child World. I just think he looks like
a sleeves. Well, if I'm being honest, um, I used
to go there when I was a kid. I used
to get so excited. And I got this off of
a nostalgia T shirt site. And now that's what you
call your bedroom. Child World's one of those things. Don't

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translate into today's world. Can this place exists today? But
you know the type of jokes you're going to get
wearing that shirt in this room. But yet you choose
to do it, and then you get offended when we
make the joke. No, he doesn't. He doesn't realize it
until it's too late. Scary. I wore a Bradley's shirt
the other day, like, oh my god, that's that like
holding store. Bradley's is different than Child World when you're

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a forty something year old male. Yeah, okay, you should
wear a boy Scouts of America's shirt. Next, troop leader,
I'm hearing a cock on my shirt? Look at look
at Scotty as a cock on my shirt? Now? What
is the corn Flakes rooster name? His name is Cornelius?

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Was today years old when I found that out? Oy?
So I forgot to address the crowd. We have Gandhi
and Froggy and scary, And there's Garrett and Scotty b
what are you eating? Stale lucky charms? And here's Danielle.
Danielle left the bag open, and Nate and uh, can
we go over the things you hate? All that is
getting worse by the way, the eyes getting worse, don't

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they generally get worse? Befo, He's gonna yellow green or
green and then yellow. I think it goes yellow green
than the dark, and then it gets better. You know what,
I've never had that. I wish I could just try
one jaundice. No, you don't. I'm sure what we're gonna say.
Frog interrupted. We should go over the things that you hate.
I just I know it's scary. Just did something that
you hate. I know you hate do better, but you

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also hate today years old. I was when I learned
about Cordelia's the cock. Almost hate those two things so much.
What what other things? Just drive you absolutely best? No,
you make it sound like I'm a hater. We all know,
we do, we do, we do, we do. I'm not
a big fan of the today years old? Those do better.

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That's my my biggest thoughts around the room. I hate
when people speak in acronyms when they go oh MG,
just say oh my god. I hate when people do that.
And I don't like when people's shorten words. When when
people shortened words like totes toates, hate that idiot. It's

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also negative. Why are we talking about hate? Talk about
things we love you. Let's do that. Sorry, you know
what I wanted to talk about today. What's the most
disturbing movie You've ever seen? Something that? So? I remember
when I was a kid is I think twelve or thirteen,
and we would always hear Deliverance jokes being made. So

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my brother and I rented Deliverance and we watched it.
Have you ever seen Deliverance? Oh my god? Who here
has seen Deliverance? Is that the squeal like a pig? Yes, disturbing, right,
especially for like a twelve or thirteen year old? Brought
it was fresh where the guy kidnaps beautiful women and

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then he slowly sells their body parts off as meat
to Richard he has on Hulu and in one scene
he's actually I think he's serving a woman to herself.
And then that happened in uh in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
When I saw that as a kid, and it's scared
the living ship out of me. I watched it last

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week and I was like, this is the worst movie ever.
It's terrible. Go watch Fresh. I got you so you
saw it. Garrett's and the guy that was in the
Tommy Lee, Uh Tommy, Yeah, the he plays the guy
who is a meat brokers Portfolio. He's also Bucky and

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all the Captain Marble or the Captain American movies. Did
you say portfolio? Port Folio was a disturbing film that
I saw was teeth. You guys know what teeth is.
Oh yeah, It's about a vagina with teeth and it
bites penises off. It was very disturbing. Realists. What they
used to call that on love phones It was the
vagina mandata or something like that. I remember that was

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a police album. There is a fear of inserting to
a woman because you think she has teeth down there.
You got that? Why do you have that? There's a name,
there's a term for it, vegin dentata. Okay, moving on
the synopsis of teeth. When you have a chi remember

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the movie Faces of Death of Them the monkey see
Monkey's brain. They beat the monkey in his first and
then your moves brain Centipede Humane. Did you ever see
that one? Gandhi? No, but I know what you're talking about.
We could reenact it right here. I'm not at the

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back at the end. When I was a little, my
sister rented a movie called Kids. Have you guys all seen? Yes? Yes,
I was probably seven or eight. I was little, and
we watched it together when my parents went to sleep,
And at the end of the movie, I just remember
being traumatized, and she looked at me and said, I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't tell mom and dad.
Don't tell mom and dad we watched this. That movie

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has traumatized me forever, but also helped me make very
responsible decisions in my life. Yeah, scary. Do you remember
the song that we played the ship out of from
that movie? From what was the Fellow Kids Hid? Was
it um um fulk? Implosion? Natural? Yes? I'm the one
natural one that the one from the movie. That's why
I remember that movie because of that song. Isn't it traumatizing?

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That movie is horrible? Why do that? Because he played
it every hour for a year. I can't believe I
remembered it. I feel like they should show in all
middle school health classes what was the premise of the movie. Um,
it's about a bunch of reckless like skateboarder kids in
New York who have reckless sex with people and the

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consequences that come from it. Basically, at the end of
the movie, everyone is ill and dying everyone. Yeah, it was.
It was horrible. Did you watch your Clockwork Orange? Oh yeah,
that's a crazy one. It is one eye with that
big eyelash. Well, they got his eyes like this, right,
and they're making him watch I'm trying to remember what
they were making him watch. Have a Trainspotting That was

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terrible too. The toilet, That toilet you want to change
my favorite it's about the end of the Crying Game.
Oh my god, I love that movie. Disturbing ending though
there you had to be there. I remember that. I

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totally forgot about until you reminded me. I read on
like this list of red flags. Be very aware. If
some guy likes this stuff, it was if his favorite
movie is a Clockwork Orange or Clockwork Orange one. I've
never seen it, so don't know. It's actually a very
it's very well done movie, very stylistic movie. I mean
Stanley Kubrick, right, it's very it's beautifully shot. But other

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than that disturbing, disturbing, you should watch it. Oh no,
it's actually a very good film. What the hell are
you doing? Do your hippie dippi ship and watched that movie?
Did you see? Did you see what Scotty was just doing?
I was I was eating the cereal dust. Poured all
the cereal dust onto a piece of paper and then
just just dump it into his mouth like a cone.

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Why don't you just snort it? Wait? All the marshmallow dust.
So this is the guy who yells at all of
us about our carbs and the fat stuff that we're eating.
And you just did a line of sugar. Yeah, every
once in a while, sugar is okay, look at it.
Did you just claim me for that cereal being? Yes,
because you're the only one that comes in here and
eat that lucky charms and you leave the bag open.

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Can I just tell you something? Uh? That has been
like that for a while now, and yet I complained
about it the other days, saying this is disgusting. Who
left the bag open? So no, somebodys come in there
after me. I think Garretts the only are the one
that comes into eat cereal he leaves bags open. The
diabetic sugar eating diabetic. He's had two cupfuls of chocolate

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peanut butter checks today. Because you're diabetic, that's my seed.
That's the misconception, because that's insulin. But I'm not going
in there, going But he could have gotten into the
lucky charms. I see. This is why we need nanny camps, guys.
We need solid evidence about what happens around here. And
whoever opened those marshmallows they were very stale as well.
By the way, Yeah, so says the guy who's blaming

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everybody else. They just did a line of sugar. It
wasn't me, it was it was everybody. Scutty is very
particular about his food storage. You can't tell me that
I leave bags open, because it's impossible. He's a he's
a weirdo. So strange. You are a strange cat, I am.
But at least you're cereals near a stale Look at

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all those boxes of cereal on the wall. Those are
all stale, right, You've had those for like four years? Yes,
everything on the wall is I don't know what to
see when we move. I don't know what to do
with it, do I? Just abandon it. I'm not you know,
I think we're having a dumpster day. I thought you
said you were going to take like just the boxes
and sold them. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw the
stale cereal out, flatten the boxes, and but I don't
know what to do with the boxes. I can't take
him to the new place where I'm gonna do with it.

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I keep you a cereal museum. I should maybe we
should make you a nice like collage cereal box. I
could do a pop up in Times Square. People would
love it, of cereal boxes. People would love it. It's
an art installation, you know what. I can see how
people would like to But but you know what, you
need a lot more than that. And we actually know
somebody who has a little pop up area down by

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the South Street Seaport. Yes, we do, our friends from
Happy Jack, they're all there. I'll set it up and
then just leave it and walk away. I don't want
all this crap. I wouldn't want to go to that museum.
You would yell at you for everything. Don't touch that,
don't look at that, don't open that, don't close that.
At the insult serial Museum, I don't need that. You're

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fat extra for that. How we do it on time?
That was a momentum in this show. We've run out
of gas. All right, well let's get out of here.
Have a beautiful, beautiful weekend. Guys. You oh yeah, that's right.
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