August 10, 2022 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen minute morning show. It's the five
minute podcast. Yeah, we're busy, we got stuff going on.
(00:25):
There in the corner is Dennis. He's hello, I've told
you not to put me on. I'm officially invited. The
reason why we're doing just a five minute podcast is
we do have a lot of ship to get to.
Yes we do. But here for five minutes, it's Scary
and Gandhi and Dennis Clark, there's Froggy, and there's Garrett,
(00:49):
there's Scotty b and there's Danielle and straight Nate and
failed in his job today and I didn't fail. We will.
Can we explain it on Friday? Or should we explain
it now? We don't do a podcast. Okay, I'll explain
it now. So we invited Megan the Stallion to be
on the show with us. So we recorded the interview
today that runs Friday. Friday is the day her album
(01:11):
is being released. Yes, so I kept telling Nate the producer,
let Megan the Stallion know that it's Friday. Pretend it's Friday.
So if the album's out, then we should be able
to talk about what's on the album, but he never
told me. When I speak now, her publicist was on
the phone. Megan was next to him, said okay, just
(01:32):
to just to clarify, this is running on Friday, and
I'm like, yes, correct, But she talked as if I
didn't have to say it because he said she. However,
she talked as if the album wasn't out yet and
she couldn't talk about the other stars. We have a
Judge crotch on this. I am Judge Crotch, and you
were the way Gandhi phrase the question, you'll see it Friday, okay,
lead Meg to answer the question in a fashion responsive
(01:58):
to that question all I told you to do? No no, no, no,
no no no, he's talking about all I said. All
I said was tell Megan, pretend it's Friday. And you
never did, because they said I asked you did, But
you were doing that thing that Lisa does, like I'll
be on the phone with a business and I'm like
talking to them and she's like, ask him this, ask
him that, hey, tell him this, tell him that I'm
(02:19):
like I can't listen to them, and you from I
told him before. Okay, let's move on, and what you
did he getting stressed now because the hats off here
comes in here on your hand, was the publicist saying.
And this is running on Friday, right, Yeah, we're moving on.
But why am I being crucifying because I asked you
to do something you wouldn't do? Can we talk about
(02:39):
your hair? Sure? What do you want to talk about?
Don't I already gets stressed so that his fingers will
start going through and he'll have big hair by the
end of the pard. You know I have you see
that bad Dan Driffin there, I have like the scalps siasis. Alright,
let's go to daniel experience. Experience today is I need
(03:01):
to go to Targets. They have new Halloween shirts out
Target to stock up because they sell out quick, so
I need to make sure I get there to get them.
And I also heard a Spirit Halloween store might be
opening in my neighborhood today, a soft open that nobody
knows about. So I'm going to sneak over there. And
(03:21):
no one owns Halloween more than danielle Man. I'm so excited.
She's so excited her favorite holiday, even more than Christmas. Yes, yes,
uh and Garrett, Yes, any thoughts I'm working on my
pelvis today. What I learned that my pelvis has been
miss aligned for years because show us your pelvis exercise.
It's all all on the ground like it's it's a lot. Okay, listen,
(03:43):
what do you do? Like you got to you gotta
do a lot of bridget so it looks like you're
a hump in the air. Yeah, one in, one leg
out like that like that. Yeah. Should I hover over
you if you wanted to, if you want to help
out stretch. But so I've been standing wrong, like I've
been leaning to to my right side a lot. So
after I got home from my trip from Greece and
(04:05):
sat on the plane, my pelvis was misaligned. Now, Scotty
b has been the gross one on the show today.
He wore flip flops in New York City, which is
the most nasty thing. Man, is just disgusted, not dirty.
(04:29):
It smells fresh, powdered. Even if you lived in a
clean town, you shouldn't wear. So, Dennis Clark, any thoughts
from you today? It's all right? Just everybody, how are
we glorious week of heat? And so? Anyway, aren't we
(04:51):
glad that I think the heat wave broke today? Yeah, God.
So I'm sorry to be the weather man here, but
it's a big news story for me today. Wrong. How
are you doing? I'm good. I have to remember yesterday
when I told you how I catch my dogs going
to the bathroom in the bag, so I have to
pick it up, and you asked me to video that. Well,
I had a I had a malfunction and got some
(05:12):
on my phone. I dropped my phone in it, so
I gotta go today. I gotta try to do it again. Okay,
that's or Scottie's foot right, the same thing. I'm nauseous.
I'm so nauseous, nauseated, nauseated. I think it's nausea. Wow. Sorry,
I justn't nauseated. It's weird. I have I have a
(05:33):
thing with other dogs poop. I have no problem touching
my dog's poop. Uh No, we haven't gone to Gandi.
I am going to be thoroughly cleaning my entire left
leg because Scotty's gross little foot touched it like twice.
He was terrorizing people with this foot. And I've heard
that this is a thing he does, because I was
shown a video of Sam being passed out on the
(05:55):
floor drunk and his toe touching her. Disgusting Scott sting.
You see obviously you know he's discussing. Otherwise you wouldn't
be putting your toes. No, No, Sam has a problem
with feet, so I was messing with her. We all do. Finally, scary,
what do you think? Well, I'm trying to think of
a plan B for dinner tonight because I forgot to
defrust the package of chicken thighs before I came here today.
(06:15):
So now I'm screwed in my days in flux becuse
I really wanted those chicken thighs. When you go home
at four o'clock, chicken ties, chicken ties will tall out
in like three hours. Yeah, you gotta put them. You
gotta go from the freezer to the fridge. You don't
go from freezer to room temperature. You can do that
if you have to. So can I go ahead and
talk about my eye? Can you? Can you zoom in
(06:37):
my eye? I've been sort of hiding from the camera
for a few days because I had a wreck with
a a pool step. It came out of nowhere. I
don't open my eyes under water anyway. It started up here,
but then how came it starts bruising down here because
I didn't hit here. I'm not a doctor. I'll say this.
(07:03):
It looks a lot worse on camera and in the
zoom room than it does when I'm actually looking at you.
It's probably gonna trance. It looks like a scar, which
a scar here, but it's like the black and blue
on the inside of the eye. That were the bloods pulling.
I think the bloods pulling on the Are you in
a secret fight club? That's me? See the other guy? Yeah, yeah,
(07:25):
he's dead. Anyway, So we really didn't have a lot
of content today, and we have to run because we
have a meeting with Dennis. I wish you'd stay with us.
It's gonna be a good meeting though. We're kind of
excited anyway, have a beautiful day. By bye. Have you
watch out for those pills steps fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen minute morning show. It's the five
minute podcast. Yeah, we're busy, we got stuff going on.
(00:25):
There in the corner is Dennis. He's hello, I've told
you not to put me on. I'm officially invited. The
reason why we're doing just a five minute podcast is
we do have a lot of ship to get to.
Yes we do. But here for five minutes, it's Scary
and Gandhi and Dennis Clark, there's Froggy, and there's Garrett,
(00:49):
there's Scotty b and there's Danielle and straight Nate and
failed in his job today and I didn't fail. We will.
Can we explain it on Friday? Or should we explain
it now? We don't do a podcast. Okay, I'll explain
it now. So we invited Megan the Stallion to be
on the show with us. So we recorded the interview
today that runs Friday. Friday is the day her album
(01:11):
is being released. Yes, so I kept telling Nate the producer,
let Megan the Stallion know that it's Friday. Pretend it's Friday.
So if the album's out, then we should be able
to talk about what's on the album, but he never
told me. When I speak now, her publicist was on
the phone. Megan was next to him, said okay, just
(01:32):
to just to clarify, this is running on Friday, and
I'm like, yes, correct, But she talked as if I
didn't have to say it because he said she. However,
she talked as if the album wasn't out yet and
she couldn't talk about the other stars. We have a
Judge crotch on this. I am Judge Crotch, and you
were the way Gandhi phrase the question, you'll see it Friday, okay,
lead Meg to answer the question in a fashion responsive
(01:58):
to that question all I told you to do? No no, no, no,
no no no, he's talking about all I said. All
I said was tell Megan, pretend it's Friday. And you
never did, because they said I asked you did, But
you were doing that thing that Lisa does, like I'll
be on the phone with a business and I'm like
talking to them and she's like, ask him this, ask
him that, hey, tell him this, tell him that I'm
(02:19):
like I can't listen to them, and you from I
told him before. Okay, let's move on, and what you
did he getting stressed now because the hats off here
comes in here on your hand, was the publicist saying.
And this is running on Friday, right, Yeah, we're moving on.
But why am I being crucifying because I asked you
to do something you wouldn't do? Can we talk about
(02:39):
your hair? Sure? What do you want to talk about?
Don't I already gets stressed so that his fingers will
start going through and he'll have big hair by the
end of the pard. You know I have you see
that bad Dan Driffin there, I have like the scalps siasis. Alright,
let's go to daniel experience. Experience today is I need
(03:01):
to go to Targets. They have new Halloween shirts out
Target to stock up because they sell out quick, so
I need to make sure I get there to get them.
And I also heard a Spirit Halloween store might be
opening in my neighborhood today, a soft open that nobody
knows about. So I'm going to sneak over there. And
(03:21):
no one owns Halloween more than danielle Man. I'm so excited.
She's so excited her favorite holiday, even more than Christmas. Yes, yes,
uh and Garrett, Yes, any thoughts I'm working on my
pelvis today. What I learned that my pelvis has been
miss aligned for years because show us your pelvis exercise.
It's all all on the ground like it's it's a lot. Okay, listen,
(03:43):
what do you do? Like you got to you gotta
do a lot of bridget so it looks like you're
a hump in the air. Yeah, one in, one leg
out like that like that. Yeah. Should I hover over
you if you wanted to, if you want to help
out stretch. But so I've been standing wrong, like I've
been leaning to to my right side a lot. So
after I got home from my trip from Greece and
(04:05):
sat on the plane, my pelvis was misaligned. Now, Scotty
b has been the gross one on the show today.
He wore flip flops in New York City, which is
the most nasty thing. Man, is just disgusted, not dirty.
(04:29):
It smells fresh, powdered. Even if you lived in a
clean town, you shouldn't wear. So, Dennis Clark, any thoughts
from you today? It's all right? Just everybody, how are
we glorious week of heat? And so? Anyway, aren't we
(04:51):
glad that I think the heat wave broke today? Yeah, God.
So I'm sorry to be the weather man here, but
it's a big news story for me today. Wrong. How
are you doing? I'm good. I have to remember yesterday
when I told you how I catch my dogs going
to the bathroom in the bag, so I have to
pick it up, and you asked me to video that. Well,
I had a I had a malfunction and got some
(05:12):
on my phone. I dropped my phone in it, so
I gotta go today. I gotta try to do it again. Okay,
that's or Scottie's foot right, the same thing. I'm nauseous.
I'm so nauseous, nauseated, nauseated. I think it's nausea. Wow. Sorry,
I justn't nauseated. It's weird. I have I have a
(05:33):
thing with other dogs poop. I have no problem touching
my dog's poop. Uh No, we haven't gone to Gandi.
I am going to be thoroughly cleaning my entire left
leg because Scotty's gross little foot touched it like twice.
He was terrorizing people with this foot. And I've heard
that this is a thing he does, because I was
shown a video of Sam being passed out on the
(05:55):
floor drunk and his toe touching her. Disgusting Scott sting.
You see obviously you know he's discussing. Otherwise you wouldn't
be putting your toes. No, No, Sam has a problem
with feet, so I was messing with her. We all do. Finally, scary,
what do you think? Well, I'm trying to think of
a plan B for dinner tonight because I forgot to
defrust the package of chicken thighs before I came here today.
(06:15):
So now I'm screwed in my days in flux becuse
I really wanted those chicken thighs. When you go home
at four o'clock, chicken ties, chicken ties will tall out
in like three hours. Yeah, you gotta put them. You
gotta go from the freezer to the fridge. You don't
go from freezer to room temperature. You can do that
if you have to. So can I go ahead and
talk about my eye? Can you? Can you zoom in
(06:37):
my eye? I've been sort of hiding from the camera
for a few days because I had a wreck with
a a pool step. It came out of nowhere. I
don't open my eyes under water anyway. It started up here,
but then how came it starts bruising down here because
I didn't hit here. I'm not a doctor. I'll say this.
(07:03):
It looks a lot worse on camera and in the
zoom room than it does when I'm actually looking at you.
It's probably gonna trance. It looks like a scar, which
a scar here, but it's like the black and blue
on the inside of the eye. That were the bloods pulling.
I think the bloods pulling on the Are you in
a secret fight club? That's me? See the other guy? Yeah, yeah,
(07:25):
he's dead. Anyway, So we really didn't have a lot
of content today, and we have to run because we
have a meeting with Dennis. I wish you'd stay with us.
It's gonna be a good meeting though. We're kind of
excited anyway, have a beautiful day. By bye. Have you
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