George Jetson

We celebrate the birth of George Jetson?!?!? Gandhi calls out Skeery for his lack of effort when floating in Miami.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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It's a big day of the day after George Jetson's birthday.
I saw that. How crazy this This cartoon set in

(00:26):
the future and he was born on July two, So
somebody gave birth to George Jetson yesterday. Yeah. Did that
mean in forty years we got a food of rocket cycle?
That's right? Yeah? When does what was the dog's name, Rostro? Yeah,
and what was the dumb little kid's name, Rosie? The

(00:48):
robot Jane? His wife was Gazoo in that that was
the Czy did But that was when the flint Stones
met Jetsons. Yeah. They also at the Scooby Doo cast once,
where Astro and Scooby Doo met, didn't they. I don't
remember that Scotty great Dog was his cousin or something. Okay,
well from the future. But all this type is going

(01:10):
off of Wikipedia though. Yeah, it's not like George Jetson
was announced on the cartoon The Jetsons that he was
born on July. It must have been. It must have
had a birthday. The Wikipedia, guys, you know, is actually
that's a missnomer, and am I using that word correctly? Msnomer?
Maybe a miss norman depends on how you mean. But
it's it's a fallacy, not fallacy. I got this fallacy.

(01:35):
Wikipedia is actually mostly right, contrary with people believe, except
when people change the other stright morning show and then
you get it wrong all the time. We've had artists
come up here and we've taken things off Wikipedia, and
they go, where'd you get that from? Like that's not right?
You know, growing up watching the Jetsons, I had a
crush on Judy Jetson the daughter. Yeah I did. Didn't weird,

(01:55):
It's not not weird. She was hot and rich, well
wasn't rich, but she acted rich. Judy Jesson was pretty hot. Admit,
all of all cartoons, you would do Jessica Rabbit, Rabbit,
always Jessica Rabbit. Okay, I got in trouble for that.
By the way, who would you do Gandhi cartoons or
from the Jetsons? I don't know, cartoons Allen from Josie

(02:18):
who is into Aladdin because it was a criminal and
he was hot. And then also I thought Prince Eric
was kind of fine. From a Little Mermaid too, Hello, lady, Okay,
Rosie the robot. Who were you talking about Rosie the robot? Yeah,
the robot from all Roy Boy forgot about Jus cats

(02:42):
the whole band. The whole band was hot on that.
Did somebody explain anime to me? Like? Like, because I know,
like anime porns like a big thing. That's a big thing.
So I heard from other people and killing we didn't know.
Heads high you want to Gary Jones, I love man.

(03:14):
I really He's never moved or done exercise. I believe
in his whole life. And he tells us this all
the time. But I witnessed it for myself when we
were on a floaty attached to a boat and the
rope that was attaching us came loose. We floated out
to sea. I didn't notice it at first, none of
us noticed it, to be honest, because we were all
a little bit inebriated and having fun and talking, until

(03:36):
at one point one of the girls who was with
us said, hey, guys, holy sh it, And we look
up and the boat is far away. The current was strong,
so we're starting to swim back as much as we can,
like paddle on a little floaty. Finally, this guy throws
out a life raft or a life whatever the circle
is like, and we it's not close enough, so somebody
has to jump into the water and grab it. So

(03:57):
I did, and I'm swimming holding onto of the raft
with three humans on it. I'm the smallest one there
swimming to the little circle. And we have video of
the incident because our friend was on the boat actually
recording this. Scared in paddle, he just laid there like
a seal and let all of us do the work
to save his life. I want to kill him. Push

(04:24):
it that he was letting the smallest person pull all
of you. I wanted to kill him. Do you think
by moving over you would stop the raft against the
current that was already pulling three people out to sea.
He's just We're gonna be honest. I was. I was
scared that they were sharks and they were gonna bite
my toes dangling because that's chum for sure. Not but

(04:49):
like the rest of us, He's like, tell me the safety.
Oh my god, you know what. I remember being in
like a water like that with my nephew and swimming
to with a little kid is heavy enough. I can't
even imagine with a Scary Jones in toe. How does
this man way? I believe he was the person on
that raft, but I realized, like, in a life or

(05:11):
death situation, I am absolutely going to sacrifice Scary immediately, immediately,
whether we have to sacrifice someone or not. This man
is deadweight. We've all seen your feet. No shark is
biting those things. Yeah, shark would bite it and then
the shark would die, and Scary to survive. I told him,
I said, if I feel one bump, I'm pulling him
in the water. He's going to be the pace. It's

(05:31):
so funny, is so? Gandhi showed me the video and
you can see it on your Instagram. I'll go post
it on the camera. You want to do. I look
and I'm like, wait, no, he's paddling. And then I
look and it was just the motion of the waves
that we're moving his legs and I'm like, oh, yeah,
I did start paddling towards the end. Did No? You didn't?

(05:54):
You actually stopped as soon as I grabbed the life
ring that he stopped. Everybody stopped at that point. Okay, fine,
Captain was reeling us in. But man, I was like,
this dude is useless. So but do you know what
that shows you? If we went on Survivor, he'd be
the first one voter off talking would tell him just
off the battle would killer defense. He was keeping the
raft from floating away. Please, no, like into the air

(06:21):
swimming is exhausting. It's like the most encompassing. Let me
tell you, Gandhi. How so I got back from the trip.
I didn't tell anybody this until just now. You're talking
about exhausting. Went to the camp at the no I was.
I got home and my buddy's like, hey, let's go
get some sushi and hoboken. But the sushi spot I

(06:45):
didn't want to go. I don't want to go take
an uber at that point. So I'm like, they're city
bikes across the street from my apartment. No joke. If
you open the lift app, all you gotta do is
scan the freaking barcode and unlocks the wheel of the bike.
And it had eight classic bikes and t E bikes.
I said, let me get on a classic bike. So

(07:06):
I literally got on a regular old school bike and
pulled it over here quite down. The first seconds, I
started feeling into my cabs like I haven't I haven't
worked these out in a while, because these bad boys

(07:27):
are starting hurt? Can I tell you? Though? After I
pulled them all in, Scary would not stop talking about
how exhausted he was. He said, floating takes a lot
out of you, like you have to use your core.
I was like, I'll kill you and shun beating down
trying to keep because you're out in the open, exposed

(07:50):
to the sun. Everyone else is in the water. Kick,
how do you not feel bad about like everyone else?
Like paddling to satany zero given? Danielle, don't you know
the way? But with the bike road you took to
the sushi place. You live on the top of a
hill and you roll downhill to the sushi place. You
don't even pedal one you probably Yeah, I'm gonna show Danielle.

(08:10):
I'm gonna sell you guys the video just so and
maybe I should. I'll push it all so you can.
You can see it. Well, I want Danielle to see it. Okay,
here we go. Here comes the life raft okay or
the little ring. I gotta swim to it. I'm swimming
pulling them now. Let's zoom in on Scary. What are

(08:31):
you doing? Fucking floating. That was saying the water him,
I want to kill him. So I just wanted to
put that all out there, scary jones of no help
at least, I'm floating and I'm not thinking. Maybe this
is why you rub Matt. This is why you're not thinking.

(08:54):
This is why he's gotten so far. He just doesn't
he doesn't put any effort in. That's why. Well, if
you recall experience with pools, because I never had one,
so maybe I would have learned these basics growing up.
Had I had a pool, Scary, we were telling you
to kick your feet and paddle. We were telling you,
I said, Scary, you gotta do something, man, something has
to have I was going to do the wrong thing.

(09:16):
Do you know what to swim? You did do the
wrong thing. Float? Can you swim? Yeah? I can swim.
He can't float, though. I can float and swim like
a float kind. But it exhausts him, floating exhaust If
this was the Lord of the Flies, immediately, yeah, you
remember the Lord of the Flies. You guys read it.
Scary would be piggy if you never read Lord of

(09:40):
the Flies, right, But I wouldn't try to protect them
because after after what I saw and we experienced. I
think we have to sacrifice him immediately. Guys are all
making fun of Scary. But he got a little sunburn
on his back, just laying there. Yeah, he did, you
have to swim, Scary, I do. Yeah, they asked me,
I know, to swim like yeah, like like it's like

(10:01):
a puppy just refused to do it. Yeah, I don't
get it. I will say though, if I'm in If
I'm in a pool of eight feet and I'm sitting,
I'm in the pool, it takes a lot. It's very
exhausting to keep yourself up. He's doing a doggy paddle.
I've never seen Scary and the swim in the pools.
I've seen Scary in the pool other than standing there
filming other people in the pre Normally he's just standing

(10:23):
there with a drink in his hand and the instagram
the other people in the pool. Yes, he does, because
it usually four just stands there with I don't know.
It was the middle of it, probably like six ft
maybe seven, and I was swimming and I'm like, the
water is really warm. It is freaking shark week. This
is going to be terrible. This is this is horrible.
Scary and scary. Should be easier for you to swim

(10:45):
and float in the ocean because it's salt water. You'll
be more buoyant in a pool. You're getting I think
we were in a creek Indian. We were not in
a creak. It was called Indian where we were. I
don't know where we were. You were still in the ocean.
That's a hard right, but it's a part of the
Atlantic Ocean. It still connected to the Atlantic. Scary, if

(11:09):
you weren't there, Gandhi, would you have died? What do
you think? Um? I think if I weren't there, there's
a chance they would all still be floating at sea.
I have faith in the other girl who was with
us that she probably would have done something. Guys, No,
I'm talking about the one who was on the raft
with Yeah, what did you want to say? I said,
you know what I did yesterday? Well, I rode my

(11:30):
bike from my house to Jones Beach and then went
in the ocean and swam. Look at you, it's twenty miles.
That's like a tough mutter, isn't it. Well, I mean
to say, Biathalon, you slept with a guy on the
way there. Yes, yeah, Scotty, I picked you to be
on a team well before Scary Jones Red Rover. Red

(11:51):
Rover sent Scotty on over. Yeah. Please, I'm no picture
of health or work out by any means, but I
just like to ride my bike. How many that it was? Trip?
You can? You like American gladiators next to none of
this in Brooklyn growing up? He stole my mangoose away
from being Tom castaway lay on the raft you left.

(12:15):
They stole my mongoose out of my fucking chet. And
that was the last time I ride a bike to
participating activity. I was miserable. Somebody steal your boat and
raft someday, man, I miss it to this day. That
was the best bike. The last time you wrote a bike,
your blue mongoose. No, I got a ten speed once,
but it just sat in the closet and collected. So then, no,

(12:35):
you didn't ride it. What about a city bike? You
ever ride that? To that yesterday for the first time,
you know, when you told that story about the city bike,
I was half expecting to say for you to say
that you made a U turn and got the electric
I'm actually very surprised you got pedaled to sushi lounge.

(12:56):
But you know my calves heart today from pemel. How
far let them out of the cages? How far do
you think you ran? I mean, how far do you
think you peddled? Was it two miles and you cat
hurt a mile? Hey? On your way there? Did you
stop for a snack? What was the TikTok drink you made?

(13:16):
We made? Oh? Yeah, the TikTok challenge? Did they say
that if you mix mountain dew what part mountain dew
with one part light beer, you get the most amazing
tasting drink ever? And uh we tried it at the
bar and it is delicious, delicious and you you don't
even realize you're drinking alcohol, but you are. And then

(13:37):
some British person jumped into my d m is like,
that's called a shandy and the person doing it for
thousands of years mountain for thousands of year. It's it's
not it's not cold mountain dew there. I don't think whatever,
it's a similar flavored with If the British invented ship,
we wouldn't have left. But can you how insulting is that?

(13:58):
When I lived with a British person, well he left
also like Sheldon, he's small enough to come to America.
As we go back, she would have paddled on the raft.
He would have absolutely, are we done for soccer? Fee?
Would be good at it. All right, I've been a

(14:19):
great podcast. Everybody bye. I was gonna take a nap.
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