Fun vs. Funny

We talk about how our significant others and if they like being on the show. We argue about Diamond if she fun or funny! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Hi Elvis rand Presents fifteen minute morning Show. All right,
Elvis started, rolland rolland roll and eat that swollen cold.

(00:30):
We have a special guest. We do a special guest.
He doesn't want to be here. This is Brandon. Yeah,
how are you introduced? Everyone to Brandon? Everyone? This is
Brandon Hill before Brandon. Everyone. Hello, everybody? How are you hello? Brandon? So?

(00:52):
What a full house we have? We have Scary and
Gandhi and Brandon and Brody and Garrett and Scotty bees
back there, here's Danielle, and here's Straight and Nate. You
know the thing I love about Brandon. I'm sure there's
there's a good dealion thing, but he legitimately, like he
legitimately doesn't want to be a star. Like I know
some of our significant others are like, oh, hey, anytime

(01:13):
you want to post me, that'd be great. He's like, no,
just leave me out of this. I don't want to
be a part of it. That's your thing. I love
that kind of my thing. Absolutely. He actually wants to
be pixelated. He wants to be pixels this podcast. His
other girlfriends don't see that we're going down that rock.
By the way, Coach Boy Josh was approaching to come

(01:36):
aboard and say something and he and then he left.
I think we he only cares about Brandon it does
not care about the rest of us. Josh has something
to say anyway, Coach boy Josh and I have a
date tonight. You do. We're going to Emmet for some pizza.
Does that mean I'm getting pizza tomorrow if we don't
eat it all? But we're going very late, very late.
I think one extra pie should make its way. Here's

(01:58):
coach boy Josh. Everyone, what's up. That's a close up
right there. So he looked like you had a mission.
You're coming in to tell us something. Oh yeah, I
wanted Do you really want to hear? Do I the
E forty? Nope? Yep? That song it's in the new
uh nope trailer. So like you guys should use that

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for a game or something. It was a can run
off the air discussion. But we should play that show.
We should play that song unedited on our show. Yeah
you should. Nope, Okay, I just do a search on that.
If you don't know what the hell we're talking about,
a right, Coach Boy Josh, everyone, you know, I have
a late night dated image for some late night like
like eleven o'clock. Do you want to know something about

(02:42):
that date? What about it? You actually invited Brandon and
I to go on that date with you guys, and
I told him he doesn't mean that he's not together. No, no, no,
We're just gonna do lunch. You guys, do you watch
so late though eleven o'clock because it's gonna be that's awesome. Anyway,
what do you want to talk about? I have a question,

(03:04):
but yes, based on the way we're sitting. And I'm
not a hunch of sin sure about Nate, but three
of you on that side of the table, Scary, Elvis, Danielle,
your significant others like being part of the mayhem and
the social media and all that, and I think the
people on this side have a significant others that don't.
So I just based on where how we're sitting. So
I was just wondering when like Gandhi and Brandon, my
wife and Garrett's wife really don't like participate in. Daniel's

(03:27):
husband loves to be on. Scary's girlfriend doesn't mind it,
doesn't mind it. Alex is a star in his own right.
When I first started dating Alex, I would talk about
him and he was like, shuck the funk up, because
I say, last night Alex parted on me, gave me
a touch of it works like Elvis, like he's like

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now he calls in with segments. But I tell you
the most effective in social media as far as partners go, Sheldon. Yeah,
he's so, he does. He's very good. He's very good
with the social media. He will tell me that I
know how to make you funny, honey, No, no, no,

(04:14):
not in a bad way. I didn't think that. He
always says that I'm the fun He's the funny. And
so we have this argument all the time because I say,
oh no, no, no, no, I'm funny too. Reminds him
what he was doing when when you guys met, you
build him up? Did I? Yes, he has a really
good following on social media, doing his own I love
his social media funny versus funny conversation. Funny conversation. Okay,

(04:40):
because we're talking about Diamond earlier and Gandhi of course
the ship stir in the room. Do you find Diamond
funny or or fun Yeah? And she's like, I don't
I don't know if he's on the phone on the
toilet anyway. Goudy's point is she's not funny, but she's

(05:04):
She's not fun, but she's funny, right, She's not fun.
Have you guys spent long amounts of time with Diamond,
You're not fun or funny, you just don't like her. Here,
I love Diamond, She's one of my favorite people. I
love spending time with her. We spend a lot of
time together. But my hair is not pulled up. See
not fun? Yeah, I was supposed to be patting, you know,

(05:26):
the running kind of that's funny? Or is that something
a fun person would say? Um oh oh, I don't
think i'm fun. I think i'm too my own horn
to blue, you know what I mean? But like you're
very fun, I don't know. I don't know. I say
at home, I'm in the bed all the time. I

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don't think that's fun. She's very risk averse. She doesn't
like it. She doesn't want to jump out a plane,
she doesn't want to encounter an animal she's never seen.
She don't like to do like new things. That's the
only reason I would say she's funny, not fun, but
she's not gonna get you in any ship. Say that
a loud You don't think I'm fun. You just said
I was fun outside. I lied to you outside. She said,
you're funny, not funny, requisitive, being funny when I want

(06:11):
you on social media and the things you do with
your family and your dad everythink you guys always look
at you're having a lot of fun. But there's no funny,
is what Gandhi's saying. No, I think she's funny. She
don't think I'm fun. She doesn't like to do fun stuff.
She's a risk averse. You're looking at your clock. No, no, no,
no, no no, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm even know.

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I don't know what's going on. I'm sweaty, it's hot,
and you know standing I'm standing here, he said, I'm
what are you doing over here? By? Because she's using
my mind and so easier. You got COVID two weeks ago.
So one time, and I thought it was the funniest
thing ever. She goes, I gotta go step on my

(06:55):
big toe, Like what does that mean? She goes, I
gotta go take a poop? Yeah, And I thought that
was the funniest thing. Is step on my big toe. Yeah,
I mean that. That means yes, she's just repeat. I
think it's fun. She's wedding, she's touching cloth letter. Okay,
can we stop talking on fecal matter for just a moment.

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I would like, what are you and Brandon doing today?
Yesterday was sweating balls at Central Park? Yes, we were
sweating balls in Central Park. We actually have to swing
by some Indian places because somebody needs an outfit for
my sister's wedding. That's so cool. We're going to lunch
with you. Then we're doing things I'm not allowed to

(07:37):
talk about because they're not legal things. Oh wait, are
you guys going to buy the knockoff shoes today? That's illegal.
I heard that they're there. I just want to show him.
I don't know, would never Chinatown. She's not gonna buy
a look, I'm sorry, what's that She's not gonna buy?
She just wants to look. They're just merely going to
show him Chinatown. More than ever in all my history

(07:59):
in New York City, is is just bulging with knock off.
Let me just tell you they wear the knockoffs now
from their wrist all the way up to the show.
The bags are just hanging and no one says the word.
Nobody says anythings all out the paperwork, and they're like,
which one you want it? It's really you remember the
times that they shoved you into they knew a raid

(08:21):
was coming to They shoved Danielle into this strange, dark,
old building and they closed the door and locked her
into the darkness. It was with my mom. I was
with Sheldon and his mother from England, and we wanted
a knockoff, just you know, for an experience, and that's
follow us, and then they're like, get in here. But
then as soon as you got in here, it was
like all these bags hangings and and and you know

(08:44):
Bowlex watches. I mean it was some of the places
haven't seen them to have the revolving walls where the
walls have the bags and they spin them in their
blank Oh is it like from Young Frankenstein kindle back? Yeah? Yeah,
I remember when the everybody in Chinatown would come around
with like books of DVDs and sell you the movies,
right I was, I know, they're not selling DVDs anymore.

(09:09):
So like at some point did they sell logging codes
for streaming services? Because like nobody buys the DVDs. But
that was a huge industrytown. For that, I'll give you mine. Yeah,
we were so excited when Titanic was about to be released.
We were in Chinatown and they said, we've got Titanic.
We got the DVD. This is awesome. So I went
home and played it and it was like someone sitting

(09:30):
in a theater in a premier and like people were
getting up in the movie and you hear the person
eating their popcorns. Yeah. I never bought another one from China.
The friends. By the way, the person that I just
called and was like, come back, come back, I thought
it was It was not. It was the Uper Driver

(09:51):
probably like what is Super Driver coming back? Thank god?
Oh my god, what did you get something? I'm like,
come back, come back. Click. I'd like to issue an
apology really quickly. How many apologies? Just one? That's all
I deserve to give. Uh Froggy, I apologize to you
right why? Because costed is apparently a word it is apologize.

(10:16):
It is a word. Cost It is the past tense
and cost and costed are both correct usages. Did not
know different definition. No, it says it is the past
tense of the verb cost. Our apologies to you. We
were very wrong to try to apologize. Did they add

(10:37):
that to the dictionary like ain't and ginormous that it
was so commonly used? And what kind of wonky dictionary
did you check in? Yeah, no, it could be. It
could be old, so old, we don't use it anymore.
Cost it could have been the way they spoke back
in the day where I was a kid and you.
Some verbs, some verbs stay the same in their past
tense and past participle form. They're called regular verbs. I

(11:00):
didn't mean to make you sound like a dumbass. Cost
that's not one of them. Cost. You can use cost
or costed. Both are correct. But you do agree when
you said costed it does sound. It sounds off. Accept
it sounds off. It does that just shouldn't exist. Like
fishes that sounds weird. Fishes just fine. I know it's fine.
Like shrimps, I know it's fine. It sounds weird. Oh
my gosh. You remember our friend David Katz, who is

(11:22):
now happily married. For years, he was dating this woman
who he really liked. He felt she was perfect in
the one she said shrimps, and he broke up with her. Well,
that's a little drusty. Yeah, but he could not handle.
But he could not handle. I don't like I don't
like fishes in the term of like plural fish. But
if you say, like, yeah, that guy fishes, how else

(11:42):
would you say if you have a bunch of perch
and a bunch of cod and a bunch of catfish.
Those are different fishes, right, they are? Yeah, fishes. The
verb is different from fish sleeps with the fishes? What
dumb reason did you break up with someone over shrimps?
Somebody broke up with me because my zodiac sign. Really,
we were on a first date and started chatting about

(12:05):
that's all made up. I agree with Elvison. Don't list
me about the weird vein. Where was the vein? I
don't want to wassible. It was on his chest. Someone
broke up with me because she got a new boyfriend.
I had a girl break up with me because I
had another girlfriend. I mean, why would we really scary

(12:26):
for dinner? Your breath is fucking kicking, man, I had
this basil. Okay, he says you have bad breath. You
don't want to say basil, cucumber. Can I take this
one with me? Yes? Please? You can do whatever you
want with that tomorrow. Scary. What is your breath? Oh
it's cucumber. I was like, I didn't break up with somebody,
but I went on a date with somebody and then

(12:46):
never went on a date with him again because he
said there's absolutely no way that alien life exists. And
I thought it was the dumbest thing that he ever
could have said in the world. A closed minded person,
thank you. So I said no to that. And then,
you know, I feel about proof at all times. I
broke up with someone because we think his father killed
somebody in the family. That's not a dumb reason. I
guess it's not a dumb reason. Father someone. Well, yeah,

(13:09):
but my mom said the apple doesn't full from and
so I said, all right, Mom, maybe in this case,
you're right. I wasn't sure though. Oh he didn't you
stop dating somebody because she had a web toe or something. Yeah,
what a great swimmer. Yeah it's a good swimmer. It's

(13:30):
really really extremely funny to look at. But yeah, I
couldn't take it too long. He kept saying on that
it's okay, it's okay, I gotta go. He start at
the pool one day and was like what. I'm really
into sex with sneakers on. Let's try that time Frog,

(13:51):
you got a minute left? Can I can I ask
a word? What is it legal yet to say broadcasted?
Because the past tense. Everybody says, oh, that was broadcast
in You're not supposed say broadcasting, but everybody says broadcasting.
I don't know, maybe it is. I feel like if
Coston is allowed, we should say broadcasting. Okay, do we
all have all the papers? Say I? Okay, let people

(14:13):
say we have no power over this anyway. Let's get
out of here, Brandon, Welcome to New York's. The Scariest
Cucumber was very close. If you're taking it home tonight,
I'm taking it home tomorrow like the Class Cucumber Fifteen

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