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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Fun Elvis Represents fifteen minute morning show. All right, Gandhi,
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please light the fuse. Go. Well, I think this is
uh the We need everybody to weigh in on it. Okay,
so this morning you all know I ordered my peanut
butter toast. Yeah, I did not receive it. What is
peanut butter toast? Coast with peanut butter? Peanut? Man, that's
how you say it? Why because it's peanut butter. I
never heard peanut butter toast. It's like avocado toast. I
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don't want to say toast without right. She's got a point. No,
avocado toast was a new fangled thing for the eons
and eons you would say, French toast. What that's not
a sandwich. It's not the same thing. It's not a spread.
Who gives a ship everybody? If you know, No, I
didn't know what you were talking about earlier. Maybe they
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have some kind of new peanut butter bread that they toast.
You know what peanut butter toast was? You really didn't know.
Lies This is why Scotty get snacks. She would have
said peanut butter jelly toast would she and here are you?
Why don't she said raisin toast? Would that be raisin
bread toasted? Or sandwich withs? Okay? Shut the funk up, everybody?
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So you ordered toast with peter butter? You want what?
That wasn't even the battle idiot anyway? Iogy thanks. There
are two people in this zoom room. I would like
their cameras to be shut off if we can. I
can do it anyway. Order my peanut butter toast and
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instead I got peanut butter and jelly this morning? Terrible?
I hate jelly. Didn't want it? Okay, I just don't
like it. You don't want jam? Preserves nothing? No, not
a fan? Definitely not with my peanut butter, Jelly, peanut butter?
Like we got it, scary. Can we implement the studio taser?
I've really been trying to get this in here for
a while. What dif jelly and jam the peking gives
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the funk? Will you just want shut That was so funny.
This is why Scotty has treated the way he is
by all of us. People think we're picking on him
by scaring him. We're not. He deserves it. Yes, got
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my peanut butter toast. Well, I thought I did. They
gave me peanut butter and jelly. I did not want it,
so Scary and Brodie split the peanut butter and jelly toast.
So I said, okay, cool, are you guys gonna pay
me back for it? Brody's panties immediately bunched. Nind you
is three dollars immediately bunched. Why wouldn't have even it
if I thought I'd paid for it? I never if
I had to pay for it, I really want them
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to just saying that goes. If it's for free, it's
for me, right. I wouldn't have paid for it, but
for free, I'll go, I'll try it. But my thing is,
should they have paid for it? Since they got down
on it instead of me and they benefited from thank you? Okay? Well, however,
caveat here. The right thing to do would be to
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buy her something in return, which for one person offered
to do. Yeah, I did, of course. I said, I said,
you want your peanut butter toast to redo today, and
you're like, no, it's it's too late, and I'm gonna
buy her. I'm gonna buy her peanut butter toach. No,
I don't really need you to do that. Offer to
spend money, which is what Scary does. He spends money.
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I offered to call the place and complain, because that's
what I do. I was gonna get her either a
free meal or her money back. No, you're going to
get me a spit sandwich. If that's what happened. If
when you call that particular establishment and say something's wrong
with your order, I would like to order some turkey
toast please. Yes, that doesn't even make sense. It's not
a spread. Scary is that you think? God, he shut
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up on it. Friends, outside of this building, you can't
get out, even get out of the zoom room. But
he but scaries were I mean, God, whoever said it?
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The fact that Scary was like, hey, yeah, no problem,
I'll eat it, but you know, could I could I
get you something else? Like that's kind of nice? It
was very nice. Okay, but that was after God he
said you're paying for that Scary, you buy me lunch tomorrow.
That you guys were my witnesses that offered. He did
offered it up. Brody immediately just was like fun, that
funk you. I'm not gonna pay a dollar. It was
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on wheat, which I wouldn't even normally eat. So if
I'm gonna pay for I wanted on like bread, next
time you get your water wrong, make it the way
I would like it on whitebread straight. Yeah, but not
by the way, Nate, I just had dead air because
of you. My fault. You can't run aboard here with
the bat. But if you're being a ship out of
it once he's supposed to do, Garrett would have been
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able to take a beating and still let's say it's scary, Yeah, exactly,
still eating peanut butter toast. Okay, are we sufficiently done
with the peanut butter solution here? Pet um? Okay, bigger question.
Danielle brought it up to me earlier. Elvis A, you're listening, Elvis. No,
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what are we going to do for his birthday? Yes?
So I just said to Nate. I said, Nate, it's
like two weeks away one is he here on his birthday?
Because we never know half the time to that point.
It happens to fall on a Friday, right, So are
we doing a three day weekend or will we be on?
I think we will be on. He suddenly speaks any
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times coming in and you know, I was saying, I
have a great balloon guy that I know that would
do amazing, Right, Garrett, you know you should take the
day before your birthday off, take your birthday off, and
then you're gonna that Monday off. So why don't we
just take a week? You heard it right? He already
tried doing. Was inquiring and then alluding to the fact
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that he may not be in a in a mood
to uh work Thursday night into midnight. He's out, He's
gonna have a good time. I know, he said, we're working,
though I thought he said we're working. However, there have
been days in the past where at the last second
he does take off and then we're left to do
the show without him. However, the last his last birthday,
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he said, don't do anything and then remember you just
do something small. And you got him, didn't you get
him a cupcake with a tiny balloon? Dania? Yes, yes,
that's a little Junior's cheesecake. But like cheesecake. But can't
we like, I mean, can't I mean even if he
doesn't come, we can you know, can we get some
food and like just maybe a food, a cake and
artists and balloons? What about that even if he's slightly inebriating,
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he can still work. I mean, thank you, Froggy. Okay,
so definitely. Oh, I can bake a cake. I'll bake
a cake. That's good. You do balloon? I'll get my balloon? Guy, Okay,
geta can I book puppies? I think you would like puppies, Grandy,
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you can get puppies. Uh, scary. I think we should
do a meal from our friends at Chickens in Jersey City.
There's Italian food. Do you like restaurant? You got a
restaurant already? Is there peanut butter toast involved? But wait?
Are they open at seven? Yeah? Are they open at
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seven am? Is this a place Elvis would like? Or
is this a place you like? I think Elvis would
like the chicken palmsk Andrew, what do you have a
financial interest in this? He already had the chicken palm
he likes it, and they said or whatever. No, you
know what he's really been wanting. We should try this.
There's a place called Rowdy Rooster. It is Indian fried chicken.
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He's been trying to try this to test it out
for a long time. Maybe we should get that in here.
An experiment on his birthday. It sounds could go wrong. Yes,
I think he needs to shore fire banging, sure fire hit.
What are the chances for him he listens to the
podcast question, So hang up, Froggy's talking. What are the
chances he listens to the podcast? Yeah, or someone tells him.
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Someone will tell him for sure, and then he's gonna say,
don't do anything, which is a win win for us,
because then we don't have to do it. Is that
what this is about. No, listen, before you got here,
we put Remember the effort we put into his birthday
to have some amazing show. He really did. And then, hold,
I think we could take the day off and play
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one of those and like, remember we had a stripper
in a box here. Yeah, we had oh Man before
you out here, Gandhi, we had strippers, We had Shaggy,
we had Andy Grammer. We would have cake. We had
that on his fiftie remember the golden microphone. Yeah. And
then I think we kind of fucked ourselves a little
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bit because it was they were such good shows. There's
really nowhere to go but remember on his birthday, But
could we have an artist performed for his birthday? We
can make it happen, Make it happen. We could try,
I know, like we called in like Shaggy, he came
in just to do the show for Elvis. Andy Grammer did.
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I don't know if if anybody's got room in their
schedules this year, I'm sure right here somewhere if they're
not in if they're in town. You know Ed Sheridan
was going to play his wedding and then couldn't make it,
so he owes him. That's true, although I think he's
hurrying in England right now. What about Mariah, she could
get her seventeen suv East to come down. Yeah, it's
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definitely remember like still here or a team move yet
I think he moved. But if we all perform a
song for Elvis, oh, I think that's a sure fire
way for him. He's like, I'm not going. If you
remember when Ronnie Baldfred Grannie brought his band in, we
had a live band on his on his birthday one
year and we would play the Interest and that was
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with Shaggy because they played with Shaggy. Yeah that was
that was awesome. Yeah, all right, he's got the context.
It's getting harder and harder. Book artists. I'll be honest
with you. Guys, Well, let's figure out whether or not
he's going to be in, because if he's not going
to be in, then I would feel bad all these
people doing all this right, we should still celebrate and
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if he's not in a we in. Yeah, we're in,
and we can benefit from the food, the cake, the
balloons as if he's not in. If he's not in,
then we are celebrating my birthday because we're not doing
the leftover screwed and I have to work, you know
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the role. We never celebrate your birthday. You're right, I
just get the leftovers. You know what we could do, guys,
what we could do it a couple of days before
his birthday and then he feel more comfortable taking off
on his birthday falling into scary. The only problem with
that is the only problem with that is by Saturday,
the balloons have gone down and I can't use them. Sheep,
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What have they gone down on? Scott? It's gonna happen
on Monday because if he has a birthday weekend like
most people do, not planning on a five day a weekend, well,
you know you probably want to take the day off
before your birthday Elvis two words birthday week I got
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back in. We one time took off August to six
to seven. I wouldn't want all of our efforts to
because the other thing is is if we do it
ahead of time, we have to make sure it's a
day he's in yah, and too, we have to figure
out a way to hide it. There's too many variable
Then he doesn't go, oh, I'm not coming in now,
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because he knows well you order ship was going to
be here, so I would plan for him. Well, there's
also like two days last week he was supposed to
be somewhere else when he wasn't. So it's like, yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I like the fact that we're all
into it though, like we're all planning, but we also
don't want to do something. He wouldn't want us to
do something. Oh here's a disclaimer. If you when you obviously,
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if you guys are watching this podcast, don't tell him,
don't tag him, don't tell him. There's in the video
I posted of Diamond watching the reaction to the Sopranos,
I legitimately put, hey, do not ruin this for other people,
and a couple of assholes had to slide in exactly
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what the end was, you know what to uh? We
took two hundred and fifty confetti cannons at bar A.
This was the fourth of July weekend. This is how
this is tying into this story. And I was on
stage and like, we want to set a record for
the most confetti cannons. We're gonna pass them out now
was getting bar of people and I was on a
microphone and I'm like, don't like, do not twist the
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thing and pop it off until we do a five
ft three two one countdown. We're all gonna do it together.
Sure enough, we pass them all out one asshaul and
the crowd goes and I'm like, dick and then send
just go off pop pop pop pop, And I'm like, yo, stop,
come on and trying to set a record here because
you say not to do it and somebody does it.
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People are asked, don't tell Elvis, don't let him know.
He's not gonna give you a free T shirt for
telling him where We're not gonna get Brownie points, but
you just get a peanut butter sandwich. If you send
Scottie hashtag peanut butter, someone's gonna tell him kind of bread.
So what are what are Brownie points? I mean, I've
heard it, but what does it mean? Extra credit like
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the cup Scouts, the Brownies has to do stuff? Is
that where it comes from? No idea? Something out? So yeah,
please don't share it. He's going to find out. I'm
going to tell Elvis because I'm sure somebody else already did,
so I'm going to tell them. Don't be that person.
That'shtag peanut butter toast, that's Tybee. Okay, I think we
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don't sounds like a good plan. What's I don't even
have what's the plan? We don't happen, we don't have
chat about this started everybody, everybody, Fifteen minute Morning Show