July 13, 2022 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis represents Minute Morning show. It's podcast time. Yeah, in
(00:30):
a minute, tell you what Lizzo was awesome today? Was
on the show. If you go to our podcast, it's
anywhere you get your podcast, listen to Elvis Trent on demand.
Is it what it's going? Yes? And you can hear
and see Lizo. She was just amazing. All right, So
here we all are. There's Froggy and Danielle, there's Gandhi,
and there's Brody, and there's Garrett and Scotty. B's in
(00:51):
the house and natively in here. In a minute, there's
Scary and did I get everyone? I think we got everyone.
Nate took his bag. I don't know if he's coming back, Nate.
Nate took his ball. He's going home on his bag.
Where you where you going? Where's he going? When you
zip for clothes on your bag? It's worse? Nay, where's
the nick going? Hey? Can went to me before he
(01:13):
walks away. I think I have a meeting too? Did
he quit? Wait? Hey, Nate, do I have Don't I
have a ninety meeting too? You have a ten thirty?
You know we're doing a podcast and encast none of
your crotch on your back. I don't care about my bag.
There's a ninety other meeting and then you're in the
(01:34):
ten thirty. What's the ninety meeting? Oh, I don't want
to be a partnering is to discuss what they're going
to have at the ten thirty meeting. We have to
have a meeting to plan the meetings. I hate meetings.
I hate meetings. That's why, you know what, I think
we should institute that policy. If we're gonna have a meeting,
everyone is to stand. So you just come in. You're like, okay, okay, bye,
(01:55):
that's good. That's a good idea. That is good. We
should do. We should have a stand up podcast, right,
only last six the seconds. So Brody is a new
game for the podcast. Yeah. So I got a game
sent to me a couple of years ago called Drunk,
Stoned or Stupid And their instructions make no sense, but
the cards are good, and so they they give you
a personality trait and you have to name someone in
(02:17):
the room that this fits applies to it. So this
one first card, let's see, who does this sound like?
Is completely shocked by every fact you tell them scary scary? Yeah,
what you do? Who says? Who says? I was today
years old when I learned that more than scary. Mind blown. Okay,
(02:39):
we'll only speak to you via text. If texts you
really text people back, Well, Nate's not here, because this
would be My answer was all about Abercrombie. Might still be.
I think he was wearing Abercromians the other day. A
little bit. No stop if that smell, Oh, the over
(03:00):
fliming Abercrombie woods cologne ward, But I always like to
smell when I walked in has always been Abercrombie with
a little old navy sturdy. Yeah. You know, there's a
there's a store. There's a store in the mall that
used to be an Abercromie. But you walk in there
and it still smells like Abercrombie two years later. It
always will. My boyfriend used to work at Abercromie. They
made him be the shirtless person out front, and then
(03:21):
he got cold and he quit. It was too cold
for him. Okay, a creepy story. It was very creepy.
Right next one is way down to go to Chuck
E Cheese worked there. Yeah, I used to be a manager.
That I got. The pizza is the best pizza. Pizza
(03:44):
on a conveyor belt is never the best. I'm sorry.
There new pizza with the three cheese so good. You
know we talked about this on our show. Chucky Jeesus
is this thing where they have a different name online
and you can go on go on line and order
and they'll deliver it to you, but you never know
it's from the Chucky Ghost. Nice alright, Moving on, tries
(04:05):
to act rich, tries to scary. Yes, yes, yeh scary?
Oh you are rich? Is that scary? You spend the
same thing because for the sake yeah? Okay, yeah, so scary, okay, okay,
(04:29):
On that note, probably buys likes on Instagram. Scary hot, Okay,
I see how this one's going here. We'll argue which
way is north? That's right now? Uh, that way is
(04:54):
going straight to hell. Oh you must respond, I'm not
going to Hell. And if I do, Daniel, you'll get
there before me and almost say it's the place when
he gets there, so we'll all be there together. Frog typical.
I'm from Frog, I'm going to Hell. I'm in Hell. Okay, Um,
(05:20):
this person pre games, pre gaming, that's that's all right.
Made me a little stirred. Yeah, okay, I can see that,
all right. Uh, this person is a basic bitch. I'll
take it. He's not basic, he's it's a complicated bitch.
(05:42):
D it is kind of a bitch. I'll give it
to Nate. Okay, okay, basic bitch h uses inspirational quote
in their email signature. Oh we don't like that. Okay, okay,
this should be fun. This person literally can't even carry
anybody even I think Dan yellows that can't even person on?
(06:05):
What does that mean though? I can't like something will
happen to Oh I can't. I can't even like that's me.
I walk away. I'm like a gold face and I'll
go around the bull and forget it even happen. Even
that's a very nice trait to have. By the way,
this person possesses superhuman bullshit capabilities. Nates, yea, we want
(06:28):
him do that ship all the fears equal rating. Uh yeah,
that was hilarious. Okay, we're about to put you on
the air now. I know you're emotional. Yeah, I feel
free to cry because tears equals ratings. Okay, please hold
I'm like our listener really gives a shit about that.
They're just here to have a good conversation and tell
(06:48):
us what they want to tell us, and considers that
being a good producer. Okay, this person shames people for
going to bed early. He's supposed to be bad qualities
in a person. A compliments. Basic bitch is usually used
(07:10):
in a positive light. Yes, just come out, you just
come out, like Gandhi, didn't you do this down to
the Jersey Shore? You went to you and Nate went
back to your rooms. And then Scary's like, oh, I'm
going to bed, and then he calls you guys, come
on out. Yes, that's what he did. He told us
nobody's going out. I'm not doing that funk that ship.
I'm not going And then the next thing you know,
he's calling us, come out, come out. I'm at the
sales party. Come out. I can't believe you guys are asleep.
(07:32):
And how many of you actually went out? None of us?
Scary one by himself. Okay, this person laughs at jokes.
They don't get I will laugh at anything. I don't
even care. I don't know why. I find everything humorous,
but I don't get it. Again, not an awful trade okay,
(07:54):
all right. This person discovers the meaning of life on
a daily basis, I say, elvi us, Yeah, yeah, you
analyze and you come up with great. That's too positive
for me. Okay, that's more gandhi. I'll take it. Micro
dosing does help with that. Uh. This person cried when
(08:15):
Mufasa died. Everybody who didn't cry with scar Oh my god.
I was taking the coffee guy for a second. I
was like, I don't know if Scary has ever even seen?
Is even the lion king? He dies? He's the father?
How do you know that? Because the point? Have you
(08:38):
ever seen the movie? The original? No? I just watched
I watched the Broadway show. I went to the stage.
Performances is equal. It was the circle of life. Alright, right, okay.
This person spends hours deciding where to get food everyone
all of us. Yeah, not me. I'm like, I know
(09:00):
where to go on getting This person is a fucking pushover?
Oh what would put? What's your definition of a pushover?
You can get them to do do what you want. They'll
agree to whatever you tell them. If you say it's
cold to go, yeah, yeah it's cold. Yeah I don't know. Okay,
(09:21):
nobody is here. This is what's wrong with this We
have a room filled brick walls. I like to argue
too much for this one should be fun. This person
says bro as both an insult and a compliment. Nate
said it today, Yeah, okay, Nate. Nate said today wants
to be instant famous, scary pan for likes. Okay, so
(09:42):
this place back to sudden we said earlier. Never text
you back me. I don't want to talk to anyone. Uh.
This person peaked in high school scary, Okay, I gotta go.
I don't think he did. Wasn't loser in high school
(10:03):
after he wasn't losing school and he was still peaking. Laugh.
That was like a murderous laugh. It was a joke.
This person treats pickup games like practice sports games like
(10:24):
their professional games. Sam producer Sam, Oh, yeah, don't play
a game with her her friendly game. I'm mostly gonna
say me. I'm a screams during like the company cutball game?
Do you do you get violent during company? This person
is a total brand whore. Scary. Why is it looking
(10:44):
at it? I'm not look at me. I'm like, I'm
not scary, but Elvis, Elvis doesn't say it scary does
Oh yeah, I'm worrying. Alexander McQueen. Shoot, here we go.
What s you might roll in here with your seventh
fair of the Amazon shoes that you found that don't
time and you can just slide them on and you
love that? Scary? Okay? Um? This person runs shirtless to
(11:08):
show off his body. Not even anymore. I think we're
running out of time. Pretty soon. We'll give you give
me one more. Knows a little too much about Disney movies.
There's no such thing. Yeah, exactly, there's no such most
such last one. This person overreacts to everything. Me. I
(11:28):
think we all overreact everything. It depends on what it is.
Are we paid to overreact? No, no, you're paid to
be original and organic. Right, we gotta get out of here.
That was a lot of fun. I like that each
other scary guy insulted the most, and he's like, I
really like that's great. So it's just a character floor game.
(11:50):
What's you called? It's called probably scary. The Fifteen Minute
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis represents Minute Morning show. It's podcast time. Yeah, in
(00:30):
a minute, tell you what Lizzo was awesome today? Was
on the show. If you go to our podcast, it's
anywhere you get your podcast, listen to Elvis Trent on demand.
Is it what it's going? Yes? And you can hear
and see Lizo. She was just amazing. All right, So
here we all are. There's Froggy and Danielle, there's Gandhi,
and there's Brody, and there's Garrett and Scotty. B's in
(00:51):
the house and natively in here. In a minute, there's
Scary and did I get everyone? I think we got everyone.
Nate took his bag. I don't know if he's coming back, Nate.
Nate took his ball. He's going home on his bag.
Where you where you going? Where's he going? When you
zip for clothes on your bag? It's worse? Nay, where's
the nick going? Hey? Can went to me before he
(01:13):
walks away. I think I have a meeting too? Did
he quit? Wait? Hey, Nate, do I have Don't I
have a ninety meeting too? You have a ten thirty?
You know we're doing a podcast and encast none of
your crotch on your back. I don't care about my bag.
There's a ninety other meeting and then you're in the
(01:34):
ten thirty. What's the ninety meeting? Oh, I don't want
to be a partnering is to discuss what they're going
to have at the ten thirty meeting. We have to
have a meeting to plan the meetings. I hate meetings.
I hate meetings. That's why, you know what, I think
we should institute that policy. If we're gonna have a meeting,
everyone is to stand. So you just come in. You're like, okay, okay, bye,
(01:55):
that's good. That's a good idea. That is good. We
should do. We should have a stand up podcast, right,
only last six the seconds. So Brody is a new
game for the podcast. Yeah. So I got a game
sent to me a couple of years ago called Drunk,
Stoned or Stupid And their instructions make no sense, but
the cards are good, and so they they give you
a personality trait and you have to name someone in
(02:17):
the room that this fits applies to it. So this
one first card, let's see, who does this sound like?
Is completely shocked by every fact you tell them scary scary? Yeah,
what you do? Who says? Who says? I was today
years old when I learned that more than scary. Mind blown. Okay,
(02:39):
we'll only speak to you via text. If texts you
really text people back, Well, Nate's not here, because this
would be My answer was all about Abercrombie. Might still be.
I think he was wearing Abercromians the other day. A
little bit. No stop if that smell, Oh, the over
(03:00):
fliming Abercrombie woods cologne ward, But I always like to
smell when I walked in has always been Abercrombie with
a little old navy sturdy. Yeah. You know, there's a
there's a store. There's a store in the mall that
used to be an Abercromie. But you walk in there
and it still smells like Abercrombie two years later. It
always will. My boyfriend used to work at Abercromie. They
made him be the shirtless person out front, and then
(03:21):
he got cold and he quit. It was too cold
for him. Okay, a creepy story. It was very creepy.
Right next one is way down to go to Chuck
E Cheese worked there. Yeah, I used to be a manager.
That I got. The pizza is the best pizza. Pizza
(03:44):
on a conveyor belt is never the best. I'm sorry.
There new pizza with the three cheese so good. You
know we talked about this on our show. Chucky Jeesus
is this thing where they have a different name online
and you can go on go on line and order
and they'll deliver it to you, but you never know
it's from the Chucky Ghost. Nice alright, Moving on, tries
(04:05):
to act rich, tries to scary. Yes, yes, yeh scary?
Oh you are rich? Is that scary? You spend the
same thing because for the sake yeah? Okay, yeah, so scary, okay, okay,
(04:29):
On that note, probably buys likes on Instagram. Scary hot, Okay,
I see how this one's going here. We'll argue which
way is north? That's right now? Uh, that way is
(04:54):
going straight to hell. Oh you must respond, I'm not
going to Hell. And if I do, Daniel, you'll get
there before me and almost say it's the place when
he gets there, so we'll all be there together. Frog typical.
I'm from Frog, I'm going to Hell. I'm in Hell. Okay, Um,
(05:20):
this person pre games, pre gaming, that's that's all right.
Made me a little stirred. Yeah, okay, I can see that,
all right. Uh, this person is a basic bitch. I'll
take it. He's not basic, he's it's a complicated bitch.
(05:42):
D it is kind of a bitch. I'll give it
to Nate. Okay, okay, basic bitch h uses inspirational quote
in their email signature. Oh we don't like that. Okay, okay,
this should be fun. This person literally can't even carry
anybody even I think Dan yellows that can't even person on?
(06:05):
What does that mean though? I can't like something will
happen to Oh I can't. I can't even like that's me.
I walk away. I'm like a gold face and I'll
go around the bull and forget it even happen. Even
that's a very nice trait to have. By the way,
this person possesses superhuman bullshit capabilities. Nates, yea, we want
(06:28):
him do that ship all the fears equal rating. Uh yeah,
that was hilarious. Okay, we're about to put you on
the air now. I know you're emotional. Yeah, I feel
free to cry because tears equals ratings. Okay, please hold
I'm like our listener really gives a shit about that.
They're just here to have a good conversation and tell
(06:48):
us what they want to tell us, and considers that
being a good producer. Okay, this person shames people for
going to bed early. He's supposed to be bad qualities
in a person. A compliments. Basic bitch is usually used
(07:10):
in a positive light. Yes, just come out, you just
come out, like Gandhi, didn't you do this down to
the Jersey Shore? You went to you and Nate went
back to your rooms. And then Scary's like, oh, I'm
going to bed, and then he calls you guys, come
on out. Yes, that's what he did. He told us
nobody's going out. I'm not doing that funk that ship.
I'm not going And then the next thing you know,
he's calling us, come out, come out. I'm at the
sales party. Come out. I can't believe you guys are asleep.
(07:32):
And how many of you actually went out? None of us?
Scary one by himself. Okay, this person laughs at jokes.
They don't get I will laugh at anything. I don't
even care. I don't know why. I find everything humorous,
but I don't get it. Again, not an awful trade okay,
(07:54):
all right. This person discovers the meaning of life on
a daily basis, I say, elvi us, Yeah, yeah, you
analyze and you come up with great. That's too positive
for me. Okay, that's more gandhi. I'll take it. Micro
dosing does help with that. Uh. This person cried when
(08:15):
Mufasa died. Everybody who didn't cry with scar Oh my god.
I was taking the coffee guy for a second. I
was like, I don't know if Scary has ever even seen?
Is even the lion king? He dies? He's the father?
How do you know that? Because the point? Have you
(08:38):
ever seen the movie? The original? No? I just watched
I watched the Broadway show. I went to the stage.
Performances is equal. It was the circle of life. Alright, right, okay.
This person spends hours deciding where to get food everyone
all of us. Yeah, not me. I'm like, I know
(09:00):
where to go on getting This person is a fucking pushover?
Oh what would put? What's your definition of a pushover?
You can get them to do do what you want. They'll
agree to whatever you tell them. If you say it's
cold to go, yeah, yeah it's cold. Yeah I don't know. Okay,
(09:21):
nobody is here. This is what's wrong with this We
have a room filled brick walls. I like to argue
too much for this one should be fun. This person
says bro as both an insult and a compliment. Nate
said it today, Yeah, okay, Nate. Nate said today wants
to be instant famous, scary pan for likes. Okay, so
(09:42):
this place back to sudden we said earlier. Never text
you back me. I don't want to talk to anyone. Uh.
This person peaked in high school scary, Okay, I gotta go.
I don't think he did. Wasn't loser in high school
(10:03):
after he wasn't losing school and he was still peaking. Laugh.
That was like a murderous laugh. It was a joke.
This person treats pickup games like practice sports games like
(10:24):
their professional games. Sam producer Sam, Oh, yeah, don't play
a game with her her friendly game. I'm mostly gonna
say me. I'm a screams during like the company cutball game?
Do you do you get violent during company? This person
is a total brand whore. Scary. Why is it looking
(10:44):
at it? I'm not look at me. I'm like, I'm
not scary, but Elvis, Elvis doesn't say it scary does
Oh yeah, I'm worrying. Alexander McQueen. Shoot, here we go.
What s you might roll in here with your seventh
fair of the Amazon shoes that you found that don't
time and you can just slide them on and you
love that? Scary? Okay? Um? This person runs shirtless to
(11:08):
show off his body. Not even anymore. I think we're
running out of time. Pretty soon. We'll give you give
me one more. Knows a little too much about Disney movies.
There's no such thing. Yeah, exactly, there's no such most
such last one. This person overreacts to everything. Me. I
(11:28):
think we all overreact everything. It depends on what it is.
Are we paid to overreact? No, no, you're paid to
be original and organic. Right, we gotta get out of here.
That was a lot of fun. I like that each
other scary guy insulted the most, and he's like, I
really like that's great. So it's just a character floor game.
(11:50):
What's you called? It's called probably scary. The Fifteen Minute
Morning Show
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