Where Did We All Go?

Our show is getting sick one by one. What is Skeery doing for his birthday?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?
Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Well,
and then there were six Jesus So Scotty b is

(00:26):
outstick today, Nate is outstick today. Garrett is halfway here
because he's also doing Scotty Bee's job. Look, he's deep
in concentration right now. Miss me up. Fred wants to
sit in. Fred the cat showed up here. We looked up.
Daniel had gone to the bathroom, and we looked up
and all we saw was a closeup of Fred's for
and then Daniel's computer just popped off if he didn't

(00:51):
want you to see what he was doing. So I
called Danielle and go, Danielle, you okay, she goes, Yeah,
why I go? Your catch just shut off the computer?
She goes, was upstairs. It could have been worse. It
could have been worse. Froggy, is your laptop on? You
have a nice glow coming from below? You know I
moved it. Yeah, I just moved something over. Is that

(01:11):
a ring light? No, it's just a flat panel light.
It looks like this. That's very nice. Did you get that?
I've had it for a while, just because it gets
dark in here, and there's a window right here, and
that window puts so much light in here that otherwise
he had darky gets that's out of it is casting
a weird shadow in your face. The microphone is shadowing,

(01:31):
just let you know. And there's Gandhi by the way.
Gandhi is in a winter wonderland in Detroit. So you
and Brandon decided to go out for a nice snowy
walk yesterday. How'd that work out for you? He won't
do it with me anymore. Well, we went outside and
there's all this beautiful fluffy snow and he fired the
first shot, picked up a snowball and hit me in
the kneecap with it. So when we walked by trees,

(01:55):
I just give him a little kick and then he
gets an avalanche on his head. So you're kicking the trees. Yes,
he kick a tree all over somebody. He doesn't appreciate that.
He said it's no fun. He will not go for
walks with that is an asshole move. You gotta know.
He hit me with the snowball first. But when the
trees are wet, like full of rain after a rain,
to shake it, man, you can drink somebody you drive

(02:20):
through a puddle next to somebody standing there and they
get walled. You shouldn't do that, frog, So Garrett's been
in there, like, just do you've done a great job
keeping this mess together? Thank you. I know it takes
a lot of a lot of focus. We do what
Scott he does because it's a lot of work. It's
one of those things where you go through life going

(02:42):
when do I need math in my life anymore? I
don't need math? And then this whole left four hours
is nothing but adding and subtracting and making sure that
we're right on time. So well, I'd like to speak
to your math teachers, because every once in a while
we have dead air and you can blame songs that
have like trails at the end that where it's supposed

(03:02):
to you know, the people that put the songs into
our system. But you know that's another argument here or there. Okay,
all right, and they're scary on his birthday? Okay, how
old are you this year? Sentury Mark? Yeah? No, no,
I'm feeling great. You know. I just when do I
need to go for skin rejuvenation and things like that?

(03:24):
When do I need to tighten things up? Okay? Right now? Well,
there's a difference between rejuvenation and tightening things up. Well,
I don't think you're ready for surgery, but you know,
it never hurts to have a nice routine for your
for your your skin. Listen. I don't have a whole
lot of favorable traits, but one thing I do say
is I have I was blessed with a nice, full

(03:45):
head of hair, and it has not been colored. I've
never colored my hair. Someone who someone asked me that
I'm like yourself, very lucky. Yeah, thank you. My friends
saw me walking down the street through the day. They
were meeting me for lunch. I think I told you this.
We knew that was you walking across the street and
front of us because we saw the bald head. I'm
like you, very nice. I'll tell you what, being a

(04:06):
short person, I never notice people balding. Ever, because I'm
not up there. I'm never looking down on anybody. To me,
almost everyone has a full head of hair. Yeah, I'm
gonna wear platform shoes. Then less people see me. Wait,
so that's us. It's just six of us. I don't know,
and I'm in my bathrobe because I'm going back to
bed right after. This is a scary. You know what,

(04:29):
you chose a bad day to like fill up your schedule.
Scory has nothing but things to do today on his birthday.
I don't know. They're not fun things. He is meeting.
I have, you know, clients things that's to a client
meeting on their birthday. Well, the first letter is I
am getting a haircut as soon as I leave here,
and then I have to pack. I'm going to Vegas
tomorrow for a couple of days, and uh, it'll be fun.
It'll be a good weekend, I think. So you're going

(04:50):
to Vegas on your diet and just so, what are
you gonna do? It's murder. It's murder because I'm still
I'm still in my detox phase, you know, I can't
really eat or drink very much. And then seeing a
charity basketball game event going on tomorrow Saturday afternoon. Yeah,
so yeah, that's gonna be good. So you're gonna just
gamble all your money? Uh no, no, just half his money? Yeah? Whatever, yeah,

(05:13):
why not? But it will be good. Yeah, I'm texting
while we're doing this. How often do you guys text
while we're while we're on the air? A lot? But
I get annoyed a lot of times, because I feel
like some people like know that we're doing a show,
and they like text me like dumb ask questions and
I'm like, dude, I'm not what, no, I'm gonna and

(05:35):
then you give him an answer and then they keep
going and going and going, and I'm like, but there's
some people that I you know, I always chat with
their in the show. I will always respond to my
parents always. They take advantage of me because I've told
them there are four hours in the day, just four
hours that I need a little bit of silence, and
you guys not to call my phone. They will call

(05:56):
during the show, give me a heart attack. I answer
the phone like, oh my god, are you okay? What
is going on? What's happening? And it's like, what was
the Netflix password? Again? I'm like, are you eff and
kidding me? Right now we're on the air. Oh, you're
that's right, you are okay? Call me later. I'm like,
speaking of giving a heart attack. My mother is the worst.
When it comes to her phone. She will not have

(06:18):
it on her for hours, So I will call her
all day long. I'll think she fell down the stairs something.
I go to her house. I opened the door with
my key and there she is sitting on the couch.
I go, what the hell are you doing? Where's your phone? Oh?
I don't I don't have it. Let me look around
off nine hours ago. You know what, don't they get

(06:40):
a little credit for like no, I thought, no credit?
My mom does that. She forgets to charge her phone
for like two or three days. And I'm like, yeah,
why do you even have a phone? Yeah? What if
I can? She said? I maybe I need a landline
because that one I can't turn off. I'm again, I
get in the landline that I have one. It's not activated,

(07:04):
but I have it came with my cable or whatever
my internet provide. I have to have one because where
I live there's no seal service. It's because there's barely
any cell service. And and every time I've needed a phone,
I can't mind. My parents still have a landline, and
somehow it's connected to their TV. When the phone rings,
it literally says incoming call on the screen, I tell

(07:25):
you who has caller ID? While like, I don't need
to see that while you're watching TV. He's speaking of TV.
I have a gripe and and maybe I'm elderly electronic channel,
electronically challenged. So tell me, if I go to Hulu,
Hulu or Netflix or Prime whatever, it's so easy to
like maneuver around, search for shows, find them, and find

(07:48):
your way around. But heaven forbid if I'm back on
cable because I still have cable out here and I
want to watch things on demand, sometimes maneuvering through a
cable systems on demand channel is next to impossible. They
have they have not in mind anyway, they have not
updated it to a point where you can like boom
boom in you're there, right, do you hear that? You

(08:11):
and I need a whole separate remote for that. And
and yeah, but the DVR is clunky, the DVR component
and the on demand is it is search to the
like on Netflix and Hulu. You can easily just type
in the first two words and like, oh you're thin,
you know with those I can speak it out loud.
I have Apple TV, whatever, Ozark and it goes and

(08:35):
then you know, and if I want to do an
extensive search, it'll pop over to my phone. I'll go, oh, thanks,
but on on on cable, I mean it, And then
you can go too far and you click enter too
early and to start over. And I wish they would
fix that. And people say, well, why don't you just
get rid of your cable. I still get a lot
of stuff on cable. I don't get on streamings that
I want to watch. Yeah, and you know the on

(08:55):
demand stuff. And plus we write it off right. I mean,
it's it's it's don't know it is. It's a great idea.
I think it is. I don't think I do it,
but I think nothing is more flunky than trying to
put in your email address and the password that you
can't remember exactly what it is rete to go down

(09:17):
the keyboard to part it's time to watch my husband
do it and not remember the password. I swear to god,
it's the funniest thing. I Wrob was like, go ahead,
I let me see if you can remember this twenty
minutes on him Curson at the television the other day
during this, we had that snowstorm and I was just
like laying in bed, just like all day, just trying
to find new things on my TV. I didn't realize

(09:39):
that on smart TVs there's a whole other world of
these digital channels that you can get, and then they
have like three or four different mtvs and I'm like
mtvs what But but the best part of it is
it's just MTV pop hits. It's some random channel on
the digital side. So I'm clicking through and I'm waiting
and there's not one hit. Everything is like this like

(10:02):
secondary or tertiary like licensed music that had videos out.
And I went to all the channels and I waited
for through about fifteen twenty minutes worth of music videos
on each of the three channels that were offered, and
I'm like, no, why do I No one watches this ship.
I'm like, I don't know anyone not hits. Usually the
input on your TV is either on cable if you

(10:24):
have it, or it's on you know, streaming, or it's
on whatever and or my minds on Apple TV. But
if you go to what's on your smart TV, there's
a whole other world of apps on They're like whoa,
I mean network, There's like pet channels, channels for your
dogs and things. Totally. Do you know what I found
the other day, speaking of this Pam and Tommy stuff,
there's a channel on I think he has, I don't

(10:46):
know what kind of TV he has. There's a channel
that's all Baywatch. There's nothing but Baywatch was like, let's
check this out. What was this all about? Awesome? That
is Great's corny acting, but it was great. I wonderful.
Nate and Scotty are both on the twilet at the
same time. Can you imagine they're texting each other. They

(11:07):
they've been very close, so I could see why they're
both sick. At the same time, I was hanging out
with Nate. We were close. We were hanging out at launch.
We sat right next to each other at the bar,
and I was in a car with him, and I
don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Nate was
doing to an investigation yesterday. He seems to think that
Scotty and him ate the same thing and got sick
twenty four hours apart. What was that? It was something

(11:29):
that came in on Monday? They had a sandwich. They
had a sandwich. Was it from the place that Scotty
always bitches about no matter what he gets, he says
it's the worst thing he's ever eaten, But then he
keeps eating there yes Monday yesterday, and I asked feeling
He said, he's feeling a little better, but he can
still go through the bath go to the bathroom through
the through a screen door. So I yes, things are

(11:50):
not You should have used the bathroom through a colander.
That's just cross. I don't know him. Closed all. How
are we doing? How we done? Have we gone? On?
And on? They were done. Have a beautiful day. We'll
see you next week with the fifteen Minute Morning Show
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