Mad Libs

Nate breaks out some old school games for the room! 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fun show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast. God,
we got a full house. They're Scary and Gandhi and
Brody and Garrett and Scottie b and Froggy high Frog. Hello,

(00:28):
and there's Daniellow and of course there's a straight Nate
with his mad libs. Yes see, here's the thing I remember.
And Froggy you probably remember too, Like the age of nine,
these were the funniest things ever. Well I did do
when I was a kid, Okay, in a long time.
They were funny when you did him too. I remember
going on a road trip with my friend Jason, and
we were driving with my parents to the beach for

(00:50):
the summertime, and we had a book of mad libs
and we in the backseat. We got yelled at by
my dad for laughing too laugh. Yeah, how dare you
have fun back there? It's an experiment. I don't think
it's as funny when you're grown up. I don't know.
We bought some mad lib stuff during the pandemic because
we're looking for ship to do at home. Okay, that
and you know, like tidy stuff nice. We never got

(01:12):
to them I still have a brand new mad Lib
books and I'll give them to you. Well, do you
want to do one right now? Yes? Sure, Daniel part
of the body, but okay, elvis adjective adjective, Uh, I
don't know. See this is what I hated like growing up.
I was so nervous when an adjective came to me.

(01:32):
I'm like, and I don't know what adjective I could
use next to but well, horny might be farther down.
I don't know. You're not supposed to think that, though,
are you? Are you just supposed tory is a good one. Okay,
I need a adjective adjective sexy, Okay, sexy, but Gandhi,

(01:55):
I need a verb pumping pump okay, Garrett, I need
a nown this again, I'm having I'm seriously having just
do any anything, Nate, that's a proper now, proper didn't

(02:21):
skip him. I'm getting just skip me, But he didn't
skip me. Uh so, guy, what do what do is her?
What is your nown? He said, Nate? Nate, No, that's
not that's not gonna work here. It's producing producer. What
about producer? Okay? Uh Froggy, I need a plural nown penises.

(02:44):
There we go. See, that's what we need. Prody. I
need a silly word mcgegygy okay, Danielle. I need an
adjective jumping. Okay, that's a verb. It is it is. Yeah,

(03:07):
you can say jumpy's elvis. I need a color puce,
of of course, scary. I need another color color magenta, magenta, gandhi.
I need a part of the body U viola Okay,

(03:29):
the dangly thing hang in the back of my throat.
It's Brandon Froggy. I need a plural noun titties about it.
Roggy's playing it the way I used to play the Brody.
I need an adjective ugly Okay, and uh yeah, I'm

(03:53):
gonna ask Garrett. I need a noun, don't say Disney
World person placement things I know thinking Scotty. I need
a noun huh scotty. I need a noun butt hole.
There we go. This is going to be something, all right,
You're ready? Yes? Are you guys ready? Yes? It's called
making up when you are getting ready for school each morning.

(04:15):
Does your mom let you wear makeup on your butt?
If she does, then here are some horny tips to
help make you look you're most sexy. Always be sure
to be pumping your face first. Use a cloth made
out of Disney World. Garretts you ruin it and some soap.
Dry a soap that has penises in it, which is

(04:37):
good for you. It's good. If you're going to wear foundation,
make sure the label says mcgegy. That means the makeup
won't give you jumpy pimples. Pit colors that are complimentary,
like puce and magenta. Try not to get your lipstick
on your uvula. If you do, use some titties to
get it off. Go for an ugly look. The point

(05:01):
of makeup is to make the most of what you have,
not to look like a butthole. I think it's still stands,
still stands, but you have to use titties and buttholes
that road. I think, to be fair to Garrett, a
cloth made of Nate would have worked. It's better than
Disney you made. You've made lamp shades out of your victims.

(05:26):
You know, if a noun is a person, place or thing.
He said, a person out a place Nate and Disneyland. Yeah,
all right, fair enough. I still contest that you have
to use stuff like butth holes lives. You don't know
what we're it's gonna fit in, how it's going to
fit in. But you can write penises and titties and
buttholes in any story and it's funny. It was funny
automatically makes it do that. Let's just do away with penises. Okay,

(05:48):
butthole all right, hang on, let me come and things
like that. Talk amongst yourselves for a moment, Nate after
the show, I want you to go back to the
store where you bought it from and return the book
with the with butth hole written. All right, here we go.
You're writing in the book. Now, Think I'm writing in
the book. Think think like Froggy was. All right, Elvis.

(06:09):
I need an occupation. I would say, uh, proctologist. There
we go, all right. I need an adjective, gandhi handsome.
Does that work? No, I'm not really. But the word

(06:32):
I want to say I'm not allowed to say, uh, slutty.
How about that? There we go? Yeah? I need I
need a number sixty nine. Yes, there we go. Oh
my god, Scott so fast, Scotty. I need a silly word.
I'm quiet dick hole Elvis's favorite insults. I love dick hole,

(06:57):
I mean as far as insults. Okay, same occupation, broctologist.
I need another number Danielle twenty nine, twenty nine. Okay,
I need a place, Scarrett, don't say Disney World, a deli, Deli, Brody,
I need another place the South Bronx. What did you say,

(07:20):
your your your mother's ass? Okay, your mother's as you're
playing the game scary. I need a past tense verb,
scary tense verb fucked, delivery of that all sweaty here.

(07:47):
I need an adjective elvis. Oh, she now has to
be oh. I would say, uh, drew bushy, all right,
and then same occupation halt. When I grew up, I
want to be a proctologist, just like my mom. She's
worked really hard to get there, and Mom said that
it's worth every slutty minute. It all started when she

(08:10):
was sixty nine years old. She went to see the
movie dick Hole, and that was enough. All Mom could
think about was being a proctologist. Mom went to school
for twenty nine years in Delhi. Uh to make sure
you had the right training. Then she decided to move
to your mother's Ass where she open her business, and

(08:31):
during the time she met and fucked my fucked his dad.
It started a family that actually worked. I know that
it's going to be bushy, but just think how proud
she's going to be when I tell her that I
want to be a proctologist just like her. All Right,
it worked. They Oh my god, your word actually worked

(08:55):
in this context of the story. Scared. Okays haven't changed
because I was always that guy or that person that
that add the word that didn't fit. Yeah, I was
always you don't know, but you don't know when by
chance though, I was always that kid. Yeah, you just
have to stick to the theme of we're supposed to
be obnoxious and yeah, awkward isn't exact. We're really analyzing

(09:19):
mad libs. Even it makes sense that I feel like
you cheated on it because you're know what's coming next, right,
They was asking leading questions. Yeah I need a different answer. Well, yeah,
you gotta make it funny. Frog plays the way it's
supposed to be played, anyway, cools grown adults. I don't

(09:41):
know any of those yes or no books. I like
those with the invisible Link. No, I don't remember those.
They went hand in hand, he said. I thought, Yeah,
there was a big yellow the big yellow highlighter and
it was like literally revealed the answer while you was scribbling. Yeah,
there was a big rack of them in the station
Sary store. Yeah. Oh they have those now, but they

(10:02):
have them with like drawings and stuff. So it's like
invisible pen and you put the pen over it and
like a dinosaur, you know pen. You probably got cancer
because of And now you can watch port on your phone.
Things are changed, Nate. So we play our poetry for Neanderthals. Oh,
I think we need more time for this. Well maybe

(10:22):
not uh, poetry for Neanderthals. It's kind of like pyramid, right,
I give you the clue, and so, like Danielle, you'll
have to face the other way so you don't see
the answer. And then then you can only give clues
that are one syllable, right, okay, Okay, So it sounds

(10:45):
like we're grunting, like right, So for instance, if I
held this up, okay, and you can only give clues, oh, okay,
for Danielle to guess that can only be syllable. Okay,
tell me when I can go meat dick. Yeah you

(11:06):
like that, Okay, expecting that Dick is definitely Danielle right
to the point. All right, all right, hang on, I
could have said hot and she says, I don't know.
Then I said, dog, is that a compound ner? Why

(11:30):
is this? Hang on and Pepper? I just saw a
good one go by? Oh you did? Oh there's some
on the other side. Oh, okay, you're ready now, Gandhi
turn away? May I give it? Yes, sweezy spud potato? No,
it's oh the top one, go to the bottom one.

(11:56):
I gave her the alright, let me find another one.
Don't you know this is a topies on the bottom? Really? Hello, Okay,
you love this day? Are you ready for for? Gandhika?

(12:19):
You're in pain? Daniel? What's wrong? Let me see ahead?
Bake potato cake, pandemic? Uh, that's not one silable the
worst series of so uh Scott ape ape ape fruit,

(12:52):
get away from bake? What great? No, no tree bake,
scott ain't not gonna get it? Loaf, salad, banana. Yeah,

(13:21):
well there's one syllable word, charka. That was a hard one.
That was a difficult. I like anytime he gets super hard.
Daniel's like, that's dumb. We don't like that one. I
was like, really, how the hell you can hear it,
No you you do this one for everybody, for every
Jesus Christ, God, shit, toilet, fun, fun, shit. Hold on,

(13:50):
what's going on with you? Well? You conducting it off
the struck? This is hard? Hold on what one syllable? Yes, shit, fun, shit, fun,
fun hole, fun, globe, house, hard house, house, shit, toilet

(14:18):
out house, no party a day, fun house, fun hou house.
Never he said, I said house, party, party, party, house, shit, party, shit,
shit ship. Yes. Is that how you boom when you

(14:42):
having O? My god, I love your party party. That's
our house house? Is this Jesus? The fifteen Minute Morning

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