June 27, 2022 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone?
Elvis represents Minute Morning Show, The fifty Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Good god, we got a full house. I got Scary
(00:24):
over here. Breathing is toxic fumes all over. There's Gandhi
and there's Dave Brody, there's Froggy Hello there, and there's
Garrett Love. Diamond has joined us today. Scotty b is here,
there's Danielle Diana on the camera. Waive it yourself and
of course yeah, so who am I missing? What are
(00:47):
you doing? Speak? What happened? What happened? Use your words?
This this this is microphone show. Okay, we're having technical
difficulties music, this being behind the scenes action. So if
that's Scutty bees channels, then what's Scutty be on you?
(01:11):
You can hear maybe channel. So she's got to move
from microphone this way. We speaking of butt crack. Yesterday
Scary bent over and his butt crack was so big
and he said, Scary he goes because I lost all
that way. But pants don't finis Did you see his
a news Roggy is our guest awake, y, Yes, he's awake.
(01:34):
Where is Rod Phillips? Can you go get you know,
Lisa was asking me a question, and so she's standing here.
I'm like, hey, can you what's she asking you? We
want to know what. She's trying to log into her
ticket Master account and she can't log in, and of
course she that that can't wait of course until I'm
done working. You know, if they come in and ask me, hey,
(01:55):
I can't get into my ticket Master account, because you
know that's important right now? Are you buying tickets for?
What do you tickets for? She needs a parking pass
to go to the to the players? Oh like like
you know, asking questions of getting answers were very very
nosy Phillips. No, it's my son and he has no
shirt on of course, like you because this like a community. Yo,
(02:15):
yo yo, what's good with y'all? Boys? Froggy Minie? Can
you can you go put a serf? Did you buy
those shorts with Marlborough points cattle cash? Hey? Where's Rod Phillips?
He's coming in here? Where is he telling? What is
(02:36):
he thinking? Like for a guy that's in radio, you
think he would understand like urgency. He's in country radio.
They don't have urgency there. He's fixing something else. Bobby
bones messed up. Tell tell what Rod Phillips does for
our company. And he's a superstar. He helped put up
put our show together. So Rod Phillips, he's a big superstar.
On here he comes. Oh my gosh, hi Rod Phillips,
(02:59):
my everorite people in the world. You don't even looking
at there he is, good morning, there's my girlfriend with whiskers.
They are looks like brother. That what he said? I
can't I can't hear you now. So Rod Phillips doesn't
live in Jackson, Philip, but he visits and always stays
at Froggy's house because well, you know, I heart doesn't
(03:21):
pay for hotel rooms. Well, and somehow I show up
the same week every week during some tournament called the Players.
It just happens that way. Froggy does he still have
his wallet and his cell phone? Yeah, he hasn't lost
that yet. Listen, I knew that question was coming. Well,
how many times did you leave it in a cab? Remember,
my gosh, didn't I really think it was only once?
So let's be honest. I think it was. The story
(03:43):
got grown out of maybe twice, maybe twice. But hold on,
I want to I do want to commend him. He
came here from Vegas, he was at the A C.
M Awards, He made his plane, he made his fight,
and he didn't lose anything. So you're you're getting better,
solid point. This is good news. We will always owe
you a huge, huge debt of gratitude for helping us
(04:05):
become successful in what we do? You think I don't
remember that part. We do remember when we hated at first,
Yes we did. We tell the story over and over
and we never can't get enough of it. Let's tell
that we hated Rod at first story. The nineteen seems
like so long ago. I'm by that I had the
best dinner ever. You guys walked away hating me. I
just didn't understand. I know. Rock Phillips was not our favorite.
(04:28):
He was a fucking as what do you do? He
wanted to change things, He made suggestions. You know, he's
being mean to people. He was being mean to people.
Did we learned to embrace that and learned that he's
just the best guy ever. Sometimes sometimes you have to
go through that jungle of fucking asshole to get to
the great guy. I've always looked up to Rod Philip.
(04:49):
That's why I created it. Because you're always blowing him
character after him. What are you talking? Bowing continues continue
you can him Anathew. We didn't love him. We love you,
Rod Phillips, little scary, give him the nickname Rod. What
(05:11):
do you guys doing today? You're gonna go see the
golf tournament? Yeah, we're going to the players today. We're
gonna leave around town o'clock. Yeah. I bet you guys
have v I P tickets like you golfers do. No,
we really don't. We're gonna go walk around and watch
people play golf. And the Tiger Woods is being introduced
into the Pro Golf Hall of Fame tonight, But tickets
are seven thousand dollars apiece. Though, I'll be watching that
on my television. There you go. We love you Rod,
(05:31):
always good to see you. Man. Love We love telling
him the truth. Rod loves us. So there you go.
Rod Phillips wondering how what his morning shows use such
foul language on their podcast? Does Bobby Bones do that
on his podcast? As he cursed? Now he said, no, probably, No,
he doesn't do that. He behaves. Doesn't Rod also have
like every country singer in his phone, like you can
(05:53):
call it. He does. Can we call Dolly? Don't be jealous?
Actually Dolly does not give out her personal invoke. How
about t Wreck? Can we call Tratta time t Wrette.
We can do. We can get him. Who who was
the last thing or you spoke to as of like
last night Kelsey Bellerini? Well yeah, there's a show, all right?
(06:14):
So okay, didn't you leave? Where are you back? Away?
Brought me back? Who asked the dumb question? Who was that?
I love your rod? Where are you going? We're having
so much fun? Do you have time for the feud?
Starring music? Because we can't control the ball. Just turn
(06:39):
it off. You can't even see her? Hold on comes
share here? Come? Oh? I forgot. We're not on zoom anymore.
We are, but we're not business first because some some
players have to go. Yesterday was a little bit too much.
It was a little too chaotic. I love chaospital. Who
(07:01):
are you eliminating from the game? Well we're gonna start
with Brodie because when we thought we were doing it
earlier and walked out and I just chucked up to him.
I can't hear Diamond? Can everybody else? Trying to make sure? Okay, wait,
you're lucky. Hold on, hold on, are you sure I
(07:21):
can't hear you? I don't think anybody else can. Oh geez,
that's christ That was great too. Well what just happened?
She kicked Brodie off? The game was not prepared. So
there you go. Why wants to prepare for the game.
I'm on the podcast, Brodie. I'm hoping my name is next. No,
(07:44):
we're going to give her to Scary, just like at
the Mets game. I want Brodie to pitch for me.
And just like Ron Phillips, scared will catch you. Wow,
we need do a game. Okay, fine, all right. We
(08:05):
asked a hundred women named the creepiest thing someone can
do on your first date. Scary of me? Perfect for
this ard and I wasn't thinking. Okay, So team a
um Nate, you want to start it off? Can you
repeat the question? Please? Crepious things you've done on the
first date? Other things killed them. Creepiest things you've done
(08:26):
on the first date, Hicky, that's not creepy, that's a
little sassy. Nice noise answers. That was not on the board.
You know what scary is like? You know what? Funk
all you? I'm not playing the game. You ain't getting
(08:47):
sound like this doesn't want to go No, okay, Elvis,
uh put your hand on their body? Actually no, but
I think that that's pretty cool. It's pretty creepy. Oh god, um,
(09:07):
take out your penis. Okay, I mean you guys are creepy.
That was it could have been. No, these are creepy things.
We never went out again. But remember there were women
answering the questions. Guys are way okay. What women wouldn't
be creeped out? This one whipping their penis out on
(09:30):
the list, Yeah, it's not on the list. There you
go hard No, no, okay, oh I got rid of
scary so Garrett, No, they have three strikes. Right, they
didn't get on the board at all. We haven't even
started the category. So this is no team whispering into
your ear. You guys are terrible. Now, Froggy back on
(09:56):
the other team. Yeah, yeah, talking about kids, having kids,
starting a family an example. You know what, I guess
we would be non creeper. Just say just say stick
his tongue in your mouth, just say that. No, don't
say what. He's not listening, so just say that. Creepy
(10:19):
things people do on first dage. What guys do go
u huh, I just told you. Oh, I would say,
get too touchy feely. Okay, what I said? No, you're
just weird. But it's gonna be there. I'm just gonna say,
ask about their salary. I feel like that's weird. Or
(10:39):
ask where they live? Ask where they live? You're they
know where you live? Sometimes you don't tender hold it's
not there is hilarious? People, should I just add brow
you back to the even just strikes. We can't even
get on the fucking more. You tell them you love
(11:01):
them on the first date. That is creepy, but it's
not there there. What is this list? What the fund
is this list? That's the worst list ever? Okay, okay, okay,
Before anyone answers, let's guess again, what is something creepy
that you could do on the first date? I think,
I think I haven't trying to make out? Okay, what
(11:22):
is it? Pick your nose? That's just grow is not
on the list trying to make out with them? There
are six the answers here, and out of all of them,
two of them are what you guys are thinking. Four
of them you'll never even Really it's not creepy. They
don't these are not creepy like they were all creepy
(11:44):
when I let's keep going man specific order for you.
That's creepy, creepy, that's not that's so crazy. It's like,
I'll just order for the little lady creepy. Pulling your
creek out is much creepier, little lady, I'll have the sky.
(12:08):
Can I give you guys a hitch? Maybe think about
pulling your crank out? But in today's world, there on
the date, so teammates gets it on the date, on
the day, then this is this is a preview for later,
(12:31):
like you just like air it over to them here? Serious?
Have you ever drunk your wiener to people on a date? Hey,
I keep going, we're on a roll now, Okay, I
don't know who to go to now, Okay, nate back
(12:52):
to you. I am no thing someone can do on
your first date. God, text somebody else or call somebody else.
I don't know. This list doesn't make sense, you know.
I think maybe men just don't make sense? Are we
(13:12):
out of time? Here? Very rub their feet? What? I
don't know? Under the table? Rub their feet? The worst
thing a board? Right? I pretend you're someone else like
sex have someone go on the day. Four. Now, this
is just tell them you live at her. Just keep
it there. You stare at their boobs. No, this has
(13:36):
been just the worst failure ever. Staring at her boobs
is not creepy. Who wrote that list? Brodie? Yeah, okay,
these are the creepy guys can do on the first
dame for her. Okay, I got to feed her. Three
treat the staff badly, which I think is creepy, rude,
(13:59):
and it's fish. Okay, Well, number four talk about your ex.
That's creepy, like stalker um. Number five give her lingerie.
You guys were kind of in the right ballpark on
the first Yeah. And then number six send a dick pick. Yeah, okay,
(14:24):
what's what's creepier? Giving her lingerie on the first date
or giving her back lingerie on the first date, Like, oh,
I happened to get this from your drawer, Well I
went in your house, creepy. Well that was awful creepy
stuff too though, Oh that was creepy. That was tough. Yeah.
(14:57):
The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone?
Elvis represents Minute Morning Show, The fifty Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Good god, we got a full house. I got Scary
(00:24):
over here. Breathing is toxic fumes all over. There's Gandhi
and there's Dave Brody, there's Froggy Hello there, and there's
Garrett Love. Diamond has joined us today. Scotty b is here,
there's Danielle Diana on the camera. Waive it yourself and
of course yeah, so who am I missing? What are
(00:47):
you doing? Speak? What happened? What happened? Use your words?
This this this is microphone show. Okay, we're having technical
difficulties music, this being behind the scenes action. So if
that's Scutty bees channels, then what's Scutty be on you?
(01:11):
You can hear maybe channel. So she's got to move
from microphone this way. We speaking of butt crack. Yesterday
Scary bent over and his butt crack was so big
and he said, Scary he goes because I lost all
that way. But pants don't finis Did you see his
a news Roggy is our guest awake, y, Yes, he's awake.
(01:34):
Where is Rod Phillips? Can you go get you know,
Lisa was asking me a question, and so she's standing here.
I'm like, hey, can you what's she asking you? We
want to know what. She's trying to log into her
ticket Master account and she can't log in, and of
course she that that can't wait of course until I'm
done working. You know, if they come in and ask me, hey,
(01:55):
I can't get into my ticket Master account, because you
know that's important right now? Are you buying tickets for?
What do you tickets for? She needs a parking pass
to go to the to the players? Oh like like
you know, asking questions of getting answers were very very
nosy Phillips. No, it's my son and he has no
shirt on of course, like you because this like a community. Yo,
(02:15):
yo yo, what's good with y'all? Boys? Froggy Minie? Can
you can you go put a serf? Did you buy
those shorts with Marlborough points cattle cash? Hey? Where's Rod Phillips?
He's coming in here? Where is he telling? What is
(02:36):
he thinking? Like for a guy that's in radio, you
think he would understand like urgency. He's in country radio.
They don't have urgency there. He's fixing something else. Bobby
bones messed up. Tell tell what Rod Phillips does for
our company. And he's a superstar. He helped put up
put our show together. So Rod Phillips, he's a big superstar.
On here he comes. Oh my gosh, hi Rod Phillips,
(02:59):
my everorite people in the world. You don't even looking
at there he is, good morning, there's my girlfriend with whiskers.
They are looks like brother. That what he said? I
can't I can't hear you now. So Rod Phillips doesn't
live in Jackson, Philip, but he visits and always stays
at Froggy's house because well, you know, I heart doesn't
(03:21):
pay for hotel rooms. Well, and somehow I show up
the same week every week during some tournament called the Players.
It just happens that way. Froggy does he still have
his wallet and his cell phone? Yeah, he hasn't lost
that yet. Listen, I knew that question was coming. Well,
how many times did you leave it in a cab? Remember,
my gosh, didn't I really think it was only once?
So let's be honest. I think it was. The story
(03:43):
got grown out of maybe twice, maybe twice. But hold on,
I want to I do want to commend him. He
came here from Vegas, he was at the A C.
M Awards, He made his plane, he made his fight,
and he didn't lose anything. So you're you're getting better,
solid point. This is good news. We will always owe
you a huge, huge debt of gratitude for helping us
(04:05):
become successful in what we do? You think I don't
remember that part. We do remember when we hated at first,
Yes we did. We tell the story over and over
and we never can't get enough of it. Let's tell
that we hated Rod at first story. The nineteen seems
like so long ago. I'm by that I had the
best dinner ever. You guys walked away hating me. I
just didn't understand. I know. Rock Phillips was not our favorite.
(04:28):
He was a fucking as what do you do? He
wanted to change things, He made suggestions. You know, he's
being mean to people. He was being mean to people.
Did we learned to embrace that and learned that he's
just the best guy ever. Sometimes sometimes you have to
go through that jungle of fucking asshole to get to
the great guy. I've always looked up to Rod Philip.
(04:49):
That's why I created it. Because you're always blowing him
character after him. What are you talking? Bowing continues continue
you can him Anathew. We didn't love him. We love you,
Rod Phillips, little scary, give him the nickname Rod. What
(05:11):
do you guys doing today? You're gonna go see the
golf tournament? Yeah, we're going to the players today. We're
gonna leave around town o'clock. Yeah. I bet you guys
have v I P tickets like you golfers do. No,
we really don't. We're gonna go walk around and watch
people play golf. And the Tiger Woods is being introduced
into the Pro Golf Hall of Fame tonight, But tickets
are seven thousand dollars apiece. Though, I'll be watching that
on my television. There you go. We love you Rod,
(05:31):
always good to see you. Man. Love We love telling
him the truth. Rod loves us. So there you go.
Rod Phillips wondering how what his morning shows use such
foul language on their podcast? Does Bobby Bones do that
on his podcast? As he cursed? Now he said, no, probably, No,
he doesn't do that. He behaves. Doesn't Rod also have
like every country singer in his phone, like you can
(05:53):
call it. He does. Can we call Dolly? Don't be jealous?
Actually Dolly does not give out her personal invoke. How
about t Wreck? Can we call Tratta time t Wrette.
We can do. We can get him. Who who was
the last thing or you spoke to as of like
last night Kelsey Bellerini? Well yeah, there's a show, all right?
(06:14):
So okay, didn't you leave? Where are you back? Away?
Brought me back? Who asked the dumb question? Who was that?
I love your rod? Where are you going? We're having
so much fun? Do you have time for the feud?
Starring music? Because we can't control the ball. Just turn
(06:39):
it off. You can't even see her? Hold on comes
share here? Come? Oh? I forgot. We're not on zoom anymore.
We are, but we're not business first because some some
players have to go. Yesterday was a little bit too much.
It was a little too chaotic. I love chaospital. Who
(07:01):
are you eliminating from the game? Well we're gonna start
with Brodie because when we thought we were doing it
earlier and walked out and I just chucked up to him.
I can't hear Diamond? Can everybody else? Trying to make sure? Okay, wait,
you're lucky. Hold on, hold on, are you sure I
(07:21):
can't hear you? I don't think anybody else can. Oh geez,
that's christ That was great too. Well what just happened?
She kicked Brodie off? The game was not prepared. So
there you go. Why wants to prepare for the game.
I'm on the podcast, Brodie. I'm hoping my name is next. No,
(07:44):
we're going to give her to Scary, just like at
the Mets game. I want Brodie to pitch for me.
And just like Ron Phillips, scared will catch you. Wow,
we need do a game. Okay, fine, all right. We
(08:05):
asked a hundred women named the creepiest thing someone can
do on your first date. Scary of me? Perfect for
this ard and I wasn't thinking. Okay, So team a
um Nate, you want to start it off? Can you
repeat the question? Please? Crepious things you've done on the
first date? Other things killed them. Creepiest things you've done
(08:26):
on the first date, Hicky, that's not creepy, that's a
little sassy. Nice noise answers. That was not on the board.
You know what scary is like? You know what? Funk
all you? I'm not playing the game. You ain't getting
(08:47):
sound like this doesn't want to go No, okay, Elvis,
uh put your hand on their body? Actually no, but
I think that that's pretty cool. It's pretty creepy. Oh god, um,
(09:07):
take out your penis. Okay, I mean you guys are creepy.
That was it could have been. No, these are creepy things.
We never went out again. But remember there were women
answering the questions. Guys are way okay. What women wouldn't
be creeped out? This one whipping their penis out on
(09:30):
the list, Yeah, it's not on the list. There you
go hard No, no, okay, oh I got rid of
scary so Garrett, No, they have three strikes. Right, they
didn't get on the board at all. We haven't even
started the category. So this is no team whispering into
your ear. You guys are terrible. Now, Froggy back on
(09:56):
the other team. Yeah, yeah, talking about kids, having kids,
starting a family an example. You know what, I guess
we would be non creeper. Just say just say stick
his tongue in your mouth, just say that. No, don't
say what. He's not listening, so just say that. Creepy
(10:19):
things people do on first dage. What guys do go
u huh, I just told you. Oh, I would say,
get too touchy feely. Okay, what I said? No, you're
just weird. But it's gonna be there. I'm just gonna say,
ask about their salary. I feel like that's weird. Or
(10:39):
ask where they live? Ask where they live? You're they
know where you live? Sometimes you don't tender hold it's
not there is hilarious? People, should I just add brow
you back to the even just strikes. We can't even
get on the fucking more. You tell them you love
(11:01):
them on the first date. That is creepy, but it's
not there there. What is this list? What the fund
is this list? That's the worst list ever? Okay, okay, okay,
Before anyone answers, let's guess again, what is something creepy
that you could do on the first date? I think,
I think I haven't trying to make out? Okay, what
(11:22):
is it? Pick your nose? That's just grow is not
on the list trying to make out with them? There
are six the answers here, and out of all of them,
two of them are what you guys are thinking. Four
of them you'll never even Really it's not creepy. They
don't these are not creepy like they were all creepy
(11:44):
when I let's keep going man specific order for you.
That's creepy, creepy, that's not that's so crazy. It's like,
I'll just order for the little lady creepy. Pulling your
creek out is much creepier, little lady, I'll have the sky.
(12:08):
Can I give you guys a hitch? Maybe think about
pulling your crank out? But in today's world, there on
the date, so teammates gets it on the date, on
the day, then this is this is a preview for later,
(12:31):
like you just like air it over to them here? Serious?
Have you ever drunk your wiener to people on a date? Hey,
I keep going, we're on a roll now, Okay, I
don't know who to go to now, Okay, nate back
(12:52):
to you. I am no thing someone can do on
your first date. God, text somebody else or call somebody else.
I don't know. This list doesn't make sense, you know.
I think maybe men just don't make sense? Are we
(13:12):
out of time? Here? Very rub their feet? What? I
don't know? Under the table? Rub their feet? The worst
thing a board? Right? I pretend you're someone else like
sex have someone go on the day. Four. Now, this
is just tell them you live at her. Just keep
it there. You stare at their boobs. No, this has
(13:36):
been just the worst failure ever. Staring at her boobs
is not creepy. Who wrote that list? Brodie? Yeah, okay,
these are the creepy guys can do on the first
dame for her. Okay, I got to feed her. Three
treat the staff badly, which I think is creepy, rude,
(13:59):
and it's fish. Okay, Well, number four talk about your ex.
That's creepy, like stalker um. Number five give her lingerie.
You guys were kind of in the right ballpark on
the first Yeah. And then number six send a dick pick. Yeah, okay,
(14:24):
what's what's creepier? Giving her lingerie on the first date
or giving her back lingerie on the first date, Like, oh,
I happened to get this from your drawer, Well I
went in your house, creepy. Well that was awful creepy
stuff too though, Oh that was creepy. That was tough. Yeah.
(14:57):
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