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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Represents Morning Show. Okay, here is the last
question that we didn't get to in family Peuge because
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somebody was accused of cheating, which I think we need
to start the discussion with. I don't think Scary cheated.
That's just me. I don't think I know. Thank you
guys for coming to my defense. Here's my line of
sight to Nate. When I look after this way, I'm
looking at Nate's eyes for an up and down. I want,
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well look you. Okay, Danielle is now demonstrating how Scary cheated. Okay,
He's sitting in his chair like this, and Nate has
the list and it was right here. Bandy Diamond and
myself we answered the question and all of a sudden,
you see this. You know what? Hold on? You know what?
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Hold on? What we said was on this list. The
Zoo room is recorded, so we should be able to
go back and see if he raised up that far back. Okay,
So Deanna is I mean, unfortunately, we won't have a
instant replay in this podcast because we're recording it now.
But Deanna, who is running the camera, is going to
let us know whether or not there was cheating. Why
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why don't we have a p O V moment? Why
don't you sit in the chair with the camera and
see what you see? Talk? I totally can see. She
doesn't know what you can see or not? You your now?
Yeah boy, he turns around his body and he peeks
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at the list. Yeah cheating. Okay, we can push up?
Can I throw someone else under the bus? Okay? The
bus but the bus recognizes Gandhi. I would like to say,
I think Froggy cheats. That's what I would like to say,
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because there was evidence of him cheating before when we
were all trying to spell things backward and he was
looking in the zoom room and spelled him real fast,
and he admitted to cheating that time. Then there are
other times where I see him potentially googling while we're
doing things and he's in a room by himself, and
none of us would ever know. And sometimes it comes
in clutch with the right answer, I propose, Froggy, how
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do you respond to these charms? But like, for example,
like are you saying on the on the family? Few things?
I'm saying on all the things? Okay? Like what else?
Like on the music one. There's no Google for that one.
On the music ones, I just music games. No, you
can't google music. Like what I'm what I'm saying is like,
give me an example, family a few what are the
top answers to what a hundred year old dozen? Thirty minutes?
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I think you google the google that n do? I
swear to you I don't, because if you remember, sometimes
I have horrible answers and go to Jacksonville and get Yeah,
check his computer history between seven. We just want to say,
is this in my final defense, I can only see
the top of Nate's laptop. Okay, Now the question obvious
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one that lifted your answer off the change. The question
was named something you squeeze toilet paper. When I say
when I think squeeze, I think Sharman because that's where
my mind goes. I don't think it's a common answer.
Scotty agrees with me. It's not an off the wall answer. Now,
if I gave some wacky answer out of left field,
then maybe you could accuse me of chief. I remember
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that campaign. I remember that don't don't squeeze the charman.
I remember that My second thought was toothpaste. They were
both on there, but that was only because I had
just squeezed toothpaste an hour before doing that. He looked
on the list to see if the answer that Gandhi
and I gave was on that list. By lifting his body,
looked at the list, and then he saw the other
things on. Daniel I'm not I'm not. I'm not saying
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that you didn't see what you saw, because that's that's
you're an asshole. Would you tell somebody that what they
didn't see your being an asshole. However, if Scary says,
which I tend to believe, Scary Scary swears that he
didn't do it, Scary is not a liar. I look
at Nate listen to me. I look in Nate's direction
for his because he does thumbs up with thumbs down
so I can hit the proper sound effect. So when
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someone calls out an answer, like Danielle was calling out
an answer, I looked at Nate like this, what's up?
N up or thumb in your face? You don't need
to get to see it. I'm just saying if Scary
was a pathological, if Scary was a pathological liar, I
would say, okay, never mind, No matter what he says,
they don't believe him, but I don't. I don't think
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Scary is a liar. Wait, can I throw someone else
under the bus? Go for? This is the second third?
Are you are you? Are you getting tired today? I
think we should all say fuck you, Nate for keeping
the list. I knew this site of these cheating mass
homes around here because of you did a better job
of hosting and hiding the list. This wouldn't be a problem. Okay,
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I expect everybody's on the honor system and not cheating,
but I can't. So I'm going to blindfold scar right,
and we're going to do the final question sound effects?
Do we need diamond in here? And player? We're just
gonna get your ass in here? I put the sound
effects in family. Hold on, so the question I'll take
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my time. We asked a hundred blindfold on. Don't even
look like you have to keep the blindfold on the
whole time. We asked a hundred married women, and I'll
start with the ladies things. How you got my hands here?
So Gaudy doesn't think I'm googling fends the entire time.
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Hold on, are you ironing? Okay? Gets your buzzing, dag
buzz ding. Ready to go blindfold By the way, no
ship scared blindfold? Blindfold you have a blindfold. That's actually
the people kicked in his white van. Actually the first
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time he wore a mask. Okay, he still wrong. You
didn't even hear that. It's still a blindfold. I'll just
use you makes you blindfold. Here we go, get the
blindfold on. We asked a hundred married women names, gotten names,
something you wish your husband wasn't so comfortable doing around you? Farting?
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Do you have your finger on the correct? It correct,
it's correct. I can't see there. You get number one answer, yeah,
so so diamond. Alright, I feel like you're going to
get something here. We asked a hundred married women names,
something you wish your husband wasn't so comfortable doing around you. Okay,
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say it can say okay, wait a second, she said,
jerking off. No, it's not on there. It's not on there.
I can't see it. It's wrong. Master baby is not
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on the I just wind that so funny, Like you
walk in the house and Sheldon just jerking off because
it's like I'm just so comfortable, Like, yeah, Sheldon's British,
so he uses his left hand. Okay, back to you, Daniel,
to the bathroom. Oh yeah, not on the wow, not
on the not on the list. Where's the buzzer? Scary?
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I agree Daniel that I can't see ship. Then you
don't cheat. He's just keeping you on this hundred married women,
Name something you wish your husband wasn't so comfortable doing
around you? Gandhi, Back to you, picking his nose. Very good,
number six, there's top six answers. Back to your diamond.
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All right, you got a big over going. Let's see
if you can get something. There's a lot of stuff
guys do Okay, what what that was already already kissed
louder into the microphone. Uh, I don't know. I wish
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my husband felt uncomfortable. You know what. I feel bad
for you. I'll stretch, belching, burping. I get that's not puking. No,
I'm not playing this game. Now, where's your hands? Froggy
right here? But I quit the game. I'm not playing
anymore because we're giving answers that aren't really answer about
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all right, I'm there's still three answers off board. No, Daniel, Okay,
I'm actually going to say, because a lot of women
complain watching sports, watching sports, Yeah, you wish your husband
was so comfortable doing it around you. We're gonna steal
with belts, think even need to belt I to if
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you say toilet paper. If you say toilet paper, scratch,
that's terrible. Scarier women like crying because you can't see
you talk so much louder. We're still here. I'm with
Dave Brody burping and nobody said burping yet jumping hang
on one at a time. Froggy burping to the ladies,
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they said puking, burping, it's not but that's not the
same thing. But I gave it to them. It was
burpingg Froggy scratching your private plus and down your pants
whatever to say that, I'm sure nay can make up
an answer that that will fit. Scratching yourself is not masturbating.
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Hold on masturbating all day. Closest thing to a man
in this room? Where want? What answer do you want
to go with? Froggy Wait a minute, Froggy scratching his
ball close to driving a truck. That's not on the list.
Scratching his balls the same as masturbating. I mean we gave.
Scratching is not the same as scratching his scratching, his
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scratching his privates. There you go, correct? Is correct? You guys?
Hold on, Nate, Scary crying wasn't on the list being
naked and using bad words. Scary sucks. Frudes, Why does
Scary suck because he's screaming. It's not to be crying.
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It's got to be crying. Do talk? You can take
the blindfold off, Scary. You do talk incredibly loud when
your eyes are covered. Did you know what I'm saying?
That's because one if his senses are gone, so he
has to raise because you can't see if you're known fact,
did any of you guys see James and the Giant Peach,
the animated version of it? Damn it explain how the
earthworm was blind? That's what Scary just looked like with
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that mask on. He looked like the blind earthworm from
James and the Giant Peachy saw it. So it doesn't matter.
I'll have to google. Can you put that up, Diana?
Can you put up a graphic of Okay, sorry for
giving you so much work today. Well we have five
minutes left. I feel like people are butt hurting here
in this room. We busted out out yesterday just to
look through the questions and do some stuff with it.
That game is great, totally do Yeah, yeah, the cauestions.
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I just want to show you that our office is
falling apart of sitting down editing, and then I put
my arm down and I fell on the floor because
the chair, fellow, is that video how to put a
chair back together? My chairs and pieces? I'm glad there's
no cameras in there. Danna, here's the earthworm. Hold on,
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let me see that. Oh my god, I look like
that person. It's not a person, it's an earthworm. Oh
my goodness. Yeah, that's all right. I guess what we're
waiting for questions for the game butt heart? How great
would it be if it didn't come back like you
just really like it? No, it's not. It's in there.
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We saw yesterday. We had it yesterday. There's there's a
copy of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer on VHL. He
found it. I'm telling you the serial Killers. No, no,
it was us. It was Andrew Diamond and myself and
you're the guys that loaded all the crap on top
of my board too. I came in and there was
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serial everywhere. Okay, all right, Scotty, since you're talking, here's
your first question, God bless who would not last long
in prison? In this zoom room? Who would not last
long in prison? Scary? Mm? Why? I just think you'd
be constantly getting butt raped, moving on meat? Uh, but
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not crying only the first time, Danielle. After that, it's
all good. Gandhi. Who is most likely to be a hoarder? Oh, Scotty,
b wait wait, I would say a second, let me finish.
I was gonna say. Brody also, damn you scary? I
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think you gave your answers, I said, but wait, coming
in close second, Brodie, don't forget Danielle. Yeah. I'm actually
he's probably more chilled than than Danielle. But he'll tell you.
It's Danielle. All right, Danielle. Who is least likely to
pay you back money they borrowed? What are you laughing
at that? Okay, I canna pick you, um, Brody, Probably
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not a chance, Not a chance. Scotty knows. I pay
him back every penny immediately. I only say because you know,
sometimes when we would put money into the pot for breakfast,
yours would be less of the money in the pot.
Also not true. I always include tax and tip. The
name of the game is working but hurt but her?
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I love you, I love you, Garrett Louis. Who is
most likely to participate in an orgy? I wouldn't be
but hurt being them responsibile would eventually see I would
say Gandhi. I would say Gandhi would say Scotty, All right,
what did I do? Most likely to participate in an orgy?
I mean, I wouldn't say no. I guess right. I
think Froggy's a swinger, but I'm not sure if he's
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an orgy Kent orgy is just a whole bunch of
different people together time. I think, what's the rule on
an orgy? Four or more? Three threesome? And I like
the way Scotty pretends he doesn't know what an orgy?
I would just sit in a corner and watch. I
don't think i'd be in that, would you be? Ironing? Yes,
anybody listening to the show gets that, uh, most likely
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to be a peeping tom Scotty. Ugliest nipples, Scotty, I'm kidding.
Who has the ugliest nipples? Seriah Ugly nipples. He's a
peeping tom. When someone's in the hotel across the street.
He runs around the radio station pretty fast. Today the
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holes who is naked? Ironing? Mostly wait, who are you
asking this ship? All right? Gandhy, you're asking me? Most
likely to die alone? Scary scary? Second? The better they
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better be there, for I have the largest family on
the show. I like, I like, okay, everything scary scary?
Who should be considered clinically insane on this show? Scott?
That's only because Greg t left. Second Brody gives the
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name of the second game, though, it's like who, all right,
who's most likely get a d U? I? Nobody. I
don't think anybody's that's stupid on this show. Worst dressed
right now? Ship, say Scotty B just wearing a red
short short. Look at shorts? Can we get a close
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coming here? Coming in your shirts? Shorts? Oh, those aren't
the worst I've seen? Way, I don't know know. The
other day though, he had he had on cargo shorts
that went to like just above the ankle, so they
were almost bull I took a picture because I knew
you're going to stay that by the way, cargo shorts
there's a big article that came out that says cargo
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shorts are not only in, but they're really the thing
right now in low rise jeans. I love cargo. Are
you guys gonna go jump on that? Just about the ankle,
maybe just below my knee. Fashionist is just saying, mom jeans,
the highwaysted thing is over. It's now got quite honest.
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I don't give a funk. I'm gonna wear what I
want to wear, Thank you very much. Moving to stop
recording stuff, Moving on. Last question goes to Froggy. Froggy,
who in this zoom room has the nastiest fetish? Don't
say Scotty, Scotty, I know some things about you that
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are pretty dirty, okay, but the fetishes. No, I don't
have that strawberry syrup because he's the one who introduced
me to the cake farts. I wasn't. Was you second
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because it's funny, not because it's sexual. This strawberry syrup
was involuntary. I didn't initiate that. That was not me,
But you invited someone over that was into it, So
that's like that she was a Telly bear. I didn't.
It's literally on you. What about the dog food. That's
not a fetish. I was a stupid kid. You about
the peanut butter you got twenty eight? What about the
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cameras in the Maxi and everybody? What about no, no,
it wasn't a camera phone. That makes it much better. Yes,
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