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June 13, 2022 17 mins

What's wrong with letting your parents do whatever you want, like Skeery's dad did! We chat with our friend Jim Kerr and how he got into the finale episode of 'The Sopranos'

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. We wait for
Garrett and Brodie or should we just start? I like

(00:24):
starting before and watching them spast go go go. You
see Brodie in the background there racing to get his stuff. One.
How is everybody's weekend? Oh my god? It was choked,
full of birthday celebrations and drinking with your dad. I
didn't he requested that we smoked. It was crazy. He
brought out the good scotch and then it will all
hell broke a little. I'm looking around the room and
I can say definitively, I don't think anybody here has

(00:46):
ever done anything other than drinking with their parents. No, wait,
have you done ill? I don't think I'm allowed to
say it in the podcast because they would not appreciate
it a parent that I did something with. Okay, hang on,
should we like do that thing where we mute everything
and then come back. But we can't say it when
we come back either. Okay, it's pointless. Never mind, that's

(01:09):
done something with one of my parents that was not alcohol.
We'll just leave it right there. One time in my
entire life, I had my dad had an amaretto and
orange juice, and I had a corona. What amaretto and
orange juice, that's the only thing he knows how to drink. Well.
First of all, never so happy birthday to my dad, Tony.
But I want just going back to what I said

(01:30):
on the show, it was awkward because I had all
my friends around the table and my mother and my father,
and we would I was never put in this situation
in my life. Never before did I drink with my parents,
let alone drink to the level that we did last night.
And then it all culminated when my father goes the
other FMA, I make this party better right now is
some weed and my and then bold freak Ronnie, our

(01:51):
friend Ronnie. He's like, I can make their happen for you,
Mr Scary. I'm like, no, you can't. Would do that
would be incredible. By the way it was going, okay,
it was I didn't get home until twelve night. Old
people should be able to do whatever drugs they want
to because they've been on this planet for so long,
they're retired, they don't have anything that they really need

(02:12):
to be like contributing to that day here shoot up
some heroin whatever they want. First of all, if they
want to let them, how old your dad? Let him? No? No. Second,
hurt him literally choosing between bottles of Scotts. I'm like,
what are you doing for Sunday night? And it was
nine o'clock. You can't control him way longer. You let

(02:36):
him have that one. My friends are the enablers. Had
three friends of the table that look, yeah, let's do it,
and six let me who's that comedian? There's that comedian
he does this bit he goes. The older you get,
the more you should legally be allowed to do like
you once you get a hundred, you should legally be
allowed to kill someone like and get away with it.
Because if you've gotten that far in life, you should

(02:57):
do whatever the hell you want. Let him do it,
and it's legal in New York. Now go for it.
Just do it. It's just awkward and they're hanging out.
You know they do it. He said it, he's probably
done it already. You know you left the house and
he was like, thank god he left. They serve cash
us in an ash tray. Remember I told you about
cash use whatever it is, and they literally putting nuts

(03:17):
in an ash tray and I'm like, I'm like, you
guys used to do smoke balls and and used to
use this as the ash tray, these crystal crystal in
seventies and eighties when I was a kid. That excludes them.
They have their day to do all that crap. They know,
they had their They they're not allowed to live anymore.
They're fun. Let them have fun. Let the man smoke

(03:38):
a joy. Can they still have sex? Because I used
to do that in the fifth in the sixties. I'm
just saying, it's just interesting that. Didn't you find your
dad's weed stash one time? Yeah? When I was younger,
you know, Okay, so he's definitely smoked weed. Ye do regularly?
My mom mused to Oh yeah, we well, you guys
rule kids not knowing what's going on. They used to
go smoke pot in the bedroom and hang outside, go
on the porch, you know, light one up your mind.

(04:00):
You know. But I kind of your mom doing. What
are your mom? R? What do you have against them
smoking the puck? I don't against them, yea. I think
you're saying that doing stuff with them is weird, Like
I would it would be weird for me to sit
around with my parents and drink. I don't know, it's
just weird. Well, there was that bats A party we
went to that time with your dad, and that was weird.

(04:24):
It was weird, right. Do you think your parents have
sex toys? Whatever? They hell, I don't care. I don't
want to think about moving. I don't know. I'll back
it up here from that line, does so watching a
movie with a sex scene with your parents? Is that

(04:48):
my dad will still cover my eyes like to this day,
he will find wherever I am and cover my eyes.
I'm basically I was probably ten years old. My grandma
took me to the movies that had this Dollar theater
in Tamarack, Florida, and we went there. We were sitting
in the theater as my grandma and me and it
was some foreign film. But this girl got out of

(05:09):
the pool naked, boobs, everything, and my grandma was sitting
next to me, and it was the most uncomfortable feeling ever.
I'll never forget it. But then I saw her boobs
on that same trip and it was really really forgetting
you ever had to look down to see? Okay, backing
it up once again from the line, thank you Scotty
be in reverse right, yeah, I told that story before.
I went by the bedroom and she was bending over

(05:30):
in the mirror and I was able to see her reflection.
Podcast right around when you say, backing up from the line,
because somebody's going to cross the line, Who do you
think crosses? Who are you most afraid when they start
to speak that they're going to cross in this podcast
Scottie on the air on the actual show Froggy, But

(05:52):
there is no line on the podcast. There is no line.
Are you listen? I think we we crossed. We get
to it and listen. We've had a Garrett Knows, We've
had a couple of podcasts where we had to pull
the plug and say we can't hear that. Yeah, I
just want to make sure nobody else pushes more across
the line behind the scene. So if you ever, if
you ever, like complain, oh my god, why is there

(06:14):
a repeat today? Did you guys screw off that the
computer mess up? No? The answer is no. The podcast
was so filthy we couldn't post it. Just think cantaloupe.
So Nate moving on, that was not that was actually
that Actually that you're bringing it out, You're pushing it baby,
skirting the line it was a true story. Yeah, I

(06:38):
have it. It will never see we can talking about it.
We're not going to air this today. I have a question. Yeah,
so Nate says, there's a line, So you're saying, grandma
titties are over the line. I'm trying to fill figure
where the line is Grandma titties on the other side.

(06:58):
We'll talk about this anymore, you know, Scott and Scott's defense.
He sometimes will bring it up, but we kind of
pushed him to go yeah, putting a microphone in front
of him, like, tell us about the candlelo, tell us
about the smushiness, like he just but it's funny. We
all have our different lines because Scotty tells the story

(07:21):
like normally, like it's not like it's like because it happened,
I understand it happened, but it's still it's it was
still weird and gross, but you tell it like it's like,
you know, going to the store and picking up a newspaper.
There was innocent. I didn't I sound like I went
in there go yeah, granny, I mean she's getting dressed
and she was bending over yea, Grannie. I feel like
Diamond should win on something because it makes me laugh.

(07:42):
Still talking about grandma Titty. Were you thinking that your
was your mom's mother or your father's mother? Are you
hitting a button? He's in the button? Yeah, whose mom
was that? Your dad's your mother? Your dad's mama. You're
so where he came from? Okay, Diamond, come over here. No,
I did not see. They don't come from boobs moving on.

(08:02):
Diamond is here, Gandhi, you have a question for them? Yeah,
So we're talking about crossing the line. Who crosses the
line the most in this room in general? And you
have something to say about who you think is going
to get caught up in the me too movement? First? Oh, Gandhi,
the day that they start coming after women. Oh, it's
going down from her man, I'm backing up what you're saying.

(08:32):
Scotti continues saying what you're saying. No, No, I mean whatever.
Well there's that. It makes me laugh. Diamond. We'll be
talking about something. I just say something stupid, and she
will back away from me, like I'm not getting hit
by your lightning. There are cameras everywhere. No, no, And
then we went to public and got green stamps. Continue
talking about how much you love your grandmother. I mean

(08:53):
she's dead moving on your podcast? Yeah, good lord? What
else do we want to talk about here? So we
can't talk about grandma titties before that's over, which is
one of the funniest phrases I think we've ever uttered
on the podcast. Thank you. I did like that we

(09:16):
did that topic. When did Grandma set herself on fire?
I think we need to do that again on the show.
Oh my god, Oh you didn't we do that when
you were here? Yeah, I just it's like the concept
of it. Oh yeah, so sad Thanksgiving happen? And when
did you see Grandma's titties? Call us one two? Actually,
that would be very funny, And then movie popped out that. Yeah,

(09:40):
I'm pretty sure they were dragging the floor. Okay, So
the person who was standing behind Scotty that we were
trying not to offend, well, one of the people is
a guy named Jim Kerr, who was on a station
down the hallway from us and is a radio legend.
So you know that the Sopranos ended fifteen years ago,
Like this weekend, it's officially been fifteen years. Everybody celebrating.
Jim Kerr was in the final episode of the sopranos.

(10:04):
He's on the radio while Tony's driving. Yeah, and I
was watching it the other day and I heard it
and I was like, holy shit that, Oh my god.
And I came and I was like, Jim, did you know?
He said, of course I know. I wonder if he
gets paid for that. Still, we should ask him. Wished
to bring him in here. Jim was telling the story

(10:24):
because he goes outside to have a cigarette and he
talks to this guy the last ten years. Outside, guy
has a conversation, has no idea who Jim Kurr is.
The guy just realized the other day that he is
Jim Kurk because he's driving in the car. He goes, hey,
that's the guy I smoke with outside. He had no
idea who Jim Kurr was. That's usually the best kind
of surprised. So for ten years they've been best friends,

(10:46):
smoking outside every morning. Had no idea what Jim who
Jim was. And Jim is a radio legend, started his
career in the seventies music scene. He's one of the
reasons that I'm here. He's one of the reasons that
I love radio. But my quick Jim curse story before
he's going to be here before I can finish the story.
But I'll wrap up the podcast with my Jim Curs story. Okay,

(11:07):
but Jim, come over here, Come here for a second. Jim.
We're doing our podcast right now, and you were brought
up on our podcast and I'm conducting a chore. It
will be bad. It will be bad. He's like, please,
So we have a quick question. We were talking about
how you're in the final episode of The Sopranos your voice, Yes,

(11:30):
at the very first scene, the very first scene. Still
so cool. It's the coolest thing ever. Do you get
royalties from that? Do you get paid every time that
airs anywhere or from HBO? No? No, it was a
buy out, was one time thing? Or did you just
lend your voice for free? Saying it's cool enough that
I'm in the final episode of the Sopranos. It was
cool enough that I was in the final episode. Yeah,
I mean it's pretty cool. I mean I didn't I didn't.

(11:55):
I didn't know. I didn't know how it was going
to be used. They just sent me. They sent me
a couple of lines to record, and I thought people
would be driving around in the car or something. They'd
be having a conversation and in the deep background the
radio would be playing. I didn't know it would be
the opening scene in the clear and you know, Tony's

(12:18):
not driving, Tony's asleep. The camera is on Tony's sleeping face,
and then the alarm clock radio goes off and as
I'm speaking, he opens his eyes. Okay, now I didn't know.
I did not know. I didn't know if it would
even be used. So I was sitting by myself in
my underwear watching it on TV and boom, there there

(12:45):
it is. I just you know, I mean, I went
crazy and I was just there. You know, everybody, everybody
talks about the ending of that episode, but episode is
when is you know, the journey song Don't Stop Believing
just disappears. But my voice is the first voice heard
on the final episode of the Soprano. Steve Perry's voice

(13:09):
is the last voice heard. And by the way, the
reason why we bring it up because it was fifteen
years ago this week that that episode greatest TV show
of all time. I don't care what anybody else does.
That is it can'ts down. It's the Sopranos. And I
was in called Well, New Jersey on Saturday night. Okay.

(13:38):
I used to drive by the Botto being like every
single thing my way to work because it was right there.
But they knocked down they knocked down the original bottom
being and then they put up a new bottom being.
But there's still the sign that says original home with
the bottom being. And it's funny that the party box
was right next door. Yes, I just was it Yu

(14:00):
gandhi someone. I was in a car with somebody and
they said in Jersey City, and they said, oh, this
is where the graveyard scenes were all filmed. That was
not and Probably told Andrew told me, yes that every time,
every time that they would be at a funeral site,
they would be in this dumpy graveyard in Jersey City.
No offense. I'm like, why that one. It's because the

(14:21):
cameras can go up on the hill and a cemetery.
We told the scary John Sopranos on this podcast. It's embarrassing.
Can we talk we have time. I want to hear
Nates Jim Kerr story too, because I know it's when

(14:41):
my mind's not filthy, it's it's actually just embarrassing to me. Okay,
well let me tell let me tell story real quick,
So this was just last week and we've been having
an issue here at the men's bathroom that somebody's been
blowing it up. So I'm at the urinal ping and
Jim Kerr walks in and goes into the stall and
I just hear this from the stall where Jim Curri standing.
He goes, oh my, and then somebody blew up the

(15:08):
toilet and I'm like, oh, I just hearing. Oh, I
can take you and Jim Curry off the list of people.
Thank you. It's amazing. What a legend he is. Nice,
he has always just us a nice guy. It's crazy

(15:30):
how nice he is. I mean, you would expect him
not to be. He's awesome. To call him when I
was eleven and twelve years old and he would talk
to me, like during the show he was doing his show.
He would talk to this idiot kid that would call.
Before high school. Was his voice as deep? I don't
think it was as deep. It got deeper over the years. Yeah,
have a cigarette season because that was a nice story.

(15:53):
Is this this sausage story going to It's not filthy,
it's just it's just like stupid because I'm barushed by
it because I didn't believe. Okay, so quick. Everyone on
the Sopranos, you know, is it mostly everyone's Italian? And
you figured they know Italian food right on the show.
And so they showed a lot of places around New
Jersey that sold Italian food or Italian type things. One

(16:16):
of the places was Satrio's Park Store that he used
to sit outside in front of, and there was some
murders that happened inside the park store. Right. So we
were invited to Elvis's house many many years ago and
they're only two thousand's to have like a barbecue. So
Scary goes, oh, I'll bring to sausage. I'll go to
Satrio's Park Store and I'll get sausage because it's gotta
be good. I'll bring the best I'll get over. I'm

(16:37):
going to Satias. That's it. Scratch it off the list, Elvis,
I'm getting the sausage. So he spends hours looking for
the phone numbers online looking for it. The place doesn't exist.
It's a face sausage place with a TV show. But
he was gonna get the best sausage in New Jersey
from I'm going to Elvis and going to Satrios And
I was like, okay, scary, no, no, I spare no expense,

(16:58):
I'm going to Satrio. It was wow. I believe that
I fell for it. Why because it's the greatest show
on TV. It is fantastic. Everybody should watch it. If
you haven't watched The Sopranos, do it now. It stands
the test of time. Everything about it's like this podcast,
like podcast like this p almost as good as this podcast. Almost.

(17:19):
But remember we went over by two and a half
minutes today. Justin make note of this, justin yeah, put
it in the books by everybody, say why fifteen minute

(17:40):
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